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Anonymous Wed Feb 8 17:13:49 2017 No.8554213 [Reply] [Original]

People always say 'you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs'.

Couldn't you technically make an omelette while breaking only one egg if it's, like, an ostrich egg or something?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 17:16:00 2017 No.8554215 No. You're wrong, and you will always be wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 17:16:29 2017 No.8554217 >>8554213 Or you could make a tiny omlette with one egg. Kys

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 17:17:24 2017 No.8554221 >>8554217 I'm just saying the omelette math doesn't add up.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 17:19:53 2017 No.8554229 >>8554221 Sure. Which is missing the point entirely. The quantity of eggs used is entirely irrelevant. The point of the statement is that the egg(s) must be broken in order to yield the finished product.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 17:20:55 2017 No.8554232 >>8554229 It says a 'few eggs', plural. One egg is not plural!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 17:22:20 2017 No.8554234 >>8554229 i dunno i dont think its really about eggs at all

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 17:23:37 2017 No.8554240 >>8554232 You cant make an omlett without breaking an egg. Kys

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 17:23:43 2017 No.8554241 >>8554232 >>8554213 Dude this is not funny in the slightest. This is pete Holmes tier. You fucking suck

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 17:25:41 2017 No.8554244 You can't make toast without cutting a loaf of bread!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 17:25:57 2017 No.8554246 >>8554241 I have no idea who that is. Did you just google 'unfunny comedian' to make a comparison in regards to a 4chan thread about a bad omelette joke?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 17:27:46 2017 No.8554250 >>8554244 you could just rip the bread instead of cutting it , fag

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 17:28:34 2017 No.8554251 >>8554246 Seriously fuck off man. This thread is trash. And for how faux jaded you want to be, Pete Holmes has a special and a sitcom on HBO and had his own talk show at one point

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 17:34:30 2017 No.8554261 >>8554251 NO! You fuck off ! I don't like any of the words you said!!! Even "the" or "l". You're a garbage man, not a cook!! I hope your face & dick gets ripped off by chimapzai

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 17:37:54 2017 No.8554270 File: 699 KB, 928x5977, 1462963363676.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8554261 All right, now that's kind of funny

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 17:48:50 2017 No.8554292 >>8554270 Does this taste nice

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 17:52:49 2017 No.8554299 One egg is a few eggs

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 18:06:07 2017 No.8554349 >>8554213 You can't suck a cock without being a faggot! >inb4 faggots say it's not gay as long as you don't get a boner

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 8 18:07:32 2017 No.8554356 >>8554299 No it isnt

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