/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8508585
Nope just grill the skag with salt and pepper.
Not sure why you australians eat these things.

This actually tastes pretty a ok

My advice is to drink more. Cheers.

>>8508590
If you've actually had a genuine Aussie sausage understand. There's really no comparison.

>>8508592
Oh man you guys heat up your soda too?
You really are upside down.

>>8508592
What the hell is that middle sauce?

>>8508603
That's skag vomit anon.

wtf why are you having bbq for breakfast?

>>8508603
Barbecue sauce? I thought most countries had it.

>>8508631
8pm at the moment

>>8508585
>Bbq in winter.
>still light outside at 8pm.

Seriously guys, don't feed the trolls. Saged and reported.

>>8508585
3 poor losers sitting around the shittest bbq ive seen in my life..
mate you should be ashamed of your life, why would you post it on /ck/

>>8508646
I'm in Melbourne you silly sausage

>>8508637
but its like 6:30 in the morning

DON'T fall for the time zone jew

I passed into a "time zone" one hour behind mine at dusk, and it didn't suddenly become the afternoon

biggest crock of shit ever, worse than the round earth meme

>>8508592
>heating up soda
>drinking GRAPE soda
you shitpost in real life too?

>>8508592
Why is that guy sitting cross legged like a faggot?

>>8508671
It's pasito. Passionfruit lemonade you cuck

>>8508708
>passionfruit lemonade
you're the cuck

>>8508671
>calling soft drink "soda"

Fuck off seppo

I'm not sure what that contraption is but I would recommend building a fire pit and just putting a grill over it on some bricks or something

>>8508716
>calling fizzo "soft drink"
fuck up

>celebrating invasion day

Back to pol you racist fucks

>>8508747
it's a washing machine drum

>>8508747
oh and we used the top of a smaller barbecue to put on top of the washing machine drum

I've got gastro, tried to drink a beer earlier and I shat it out 2 mins later

Ffs

>>8508665
oh man and i thought i was the shitposter making this thread

>>8508665
>the time zone jew
It seems that the Eternal Jew can take many forms.

>>8508585
get some Old Bay seasoning, presto its amazing

>>8508592
Why is that guy sitting like a fag

>>8508585
>>8508592
Consider footwear you gross barbarians.

>>8509238
I was thinking that too. Virtually every arachnid, insect and reptile downunder is deadly poisonous. Many like brown snakes and the funnel web spider are all over populated neighborhoods. Seems pretty risky getting shitfaced on australian garbage beer and stumbling around barefoot.

>>8509472
Street vendors in China actually sell seahorses on a stick.

>>8509238
Why the fuck would you wear shoes in the backyard you humongous idiot

>>8509996
it's people like you who end up in the ER with a nail in their foot or something else that could easily have been avoided

>>8509996
Probably because it's a simple way to avoid injury, especially when you're working with a makeshift BBQ in a region with venomous fauna.

>>8508646
>Seriously guys, don't feed the trolls. Saged and reported.
On ya bike

>>8510137
Nice meme

>>8508814
Just build a fire pit, damn.

>>8509873
>Ha, I wonder what disgusting shit we can sell to the roundeyes as "traditional snacks"

>>8509377
We aren't pussies anon

>>8508585
>any tips for cooking them on a makeshift BBQ
There's no really wrong way to bbq a snag but any sausage is better if done low and slow.

Avoid splitting or piercing it by keeping the temperature down. If bbqing on wood, don't begin until the wood is coals. You bbq on radiant heat from coals, not flames from wood.

>>8509377
>Virtually every arachnid, insect and reptile downunder is deadly poisonous
Not as poisonous as the smell from bare Australian feet. They have evolved their own defense mechanisms and the venomous creatures flee from their advance.

>>8511112
>Just build a fire pit, damn.
If it's a rented house, you can't go digging holes in the yard.

That drum, on a few bricks, would work quite well to contain ashes etc. I'd stack some bricks around it for heat containment and stability too.

The important thing is to not be around when you're firing up the washing machine drum for the first time because that coating is nasty when it burns.

Probs too late for that advice though.

>>8508711
>not enjoying pasito
fuck off cunt

>>8508585
>garba
do all of you down there call a garbage can lid a barbie?
or just in the trailer parks?

>>8511696
kek

>>8511140
It's much better than starfish on-a-stick, which was easily one of the most disgusting things I've ever tasted.

>>8508585
> on the barbie

Are you sure that isn't an old dryer drum?? Did you at least clean the lint out first?

aren't you guys cold

>>8508585
tell your fagget friend to cut his hair and stop being an attention whore

>>8513659

Naw...me and me mates use charred lint for flavouring...

>>8514629
That's Colin Kaepernick

>>8514858
>>>8514629
>That's Colin Kaepernick
Like I said, tell your fagget friend to cut his hair and stop being an attention whore

does everyone have speech bubbles over their face in straya?

>>8508592
>fag has crossed legs
>other fag wearing trackies in summer
I'm guessing you had a gay orgy after this?

>>8509996
Because feet are unsanitary and you're spreading your foot germs everywhere you walk. It's fucking revolting.

>>8513657
>starfish on-a-stick

>>8515795
How are feet dirtier than any other part of the body

>>8516374
On australians, they're not; they're just as filthy as the rest of the body. ;o

>>8509472
Delicious.