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What should I cook for a girl to get into her panties

>> No.8491404

>>8491401

Anything with roofies.

If she's fat, anything...

>> No.8491406
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8491406

>>8491401
Roofied McChickens

>> No.8491415

>>8491401

PIMP cocktail

Presence
Identity
Maturity
Persistence

G: pick up

>> No.8491420

human liver with some fava beans and nice Chianti

>> No.8491421

>>8491415

holy fucking fedora

>> No.8491426
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>>8491421
Flame clothing should be part of presence.

>> No.8491428

>>8491401
Onion soup:
Onion
Butter
Stock
Roofies

>> No.8491434

cyanide sandwiches

>> No.8491545

Tendies

>> No.8492140

Carbonara. If she is unfamiliar with it she will eat a lot and then when it hits her stomach basically knock her out. She will lay on a couch and be too full to move, let alone flee.

>> No.8492144

Lobster obv. Be sure to boil them alive.

>> No.8492151

>>8491401
Undercooked expired meat should shoot out into her panties lickety-split.

>> No.8492153

>>8491401
dont allow her to leave til shes eaten ALL the eggs

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8492957

>>8491401
Her family.

>> No.8492962

how about a nice asparigus cheese soup

>> No.8492964

Baklava.

It just WORKS.

>> No.8492966

>>8492964

He said panties, not burka

>> No.8492986

>>8491401

A decent salad. That means NOT using iceberg lettuce. Or Thousand Island dressing.

For extra points, learn to make a crepe.

And, yes, buy a good bottle of white wine. SERVED IN THE CORRECT GLASS. Shut up and suffer. You want vagina or not?

>> No.8493027

>>8492986

You probably shouldn't give advice if you have never gotten laid or even spoken to a girl...

>> No.8493051

>>8493027
kek

>> No.8493052

>>8491401
duck with plum sauce and orange glaze

>> No.8493056

mushroom risotto and a decent light salad

>> No.8493088

>>8491401
Roast chicken. Women are so fucking retarded these days if you roast a chicken they will look at you like they saw a ghost

>> No.8493103

>>8491401

Whatever you are best at / won't fuck up.

>> No.8493237

>>8491401
You really are a beta faggot to ask that question. Got to a gym or kys faggot.

>> No.8493274

>>8491401
What part of the country are you? What's her ethnicity? On second thoughts, you could just ask her. Also, pasta is simple.

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>>8492151
my face hurts from laughing