/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Is that a food?

>>8445994
>>>/int/

>>8445994
Burgers are prole vittles.
Try not eating with your hands in public, savage.

>>8445994
Suckers would order that.
The big macs actually used to have bigger patties so the third bun was needed to stability.
Now they jew you and only give you those tiny iddy biddy burger patties that go in cheap McDoubles.

So you can either embrace the small patty and order
>A McDouble
>No ketchup
>no mustard
>add macsauce
>add shredded lettuce
And get a big mac for a $1-$1.50

Or you can ask them to make you a big mac using the quarter pounder patties.

Either way because you are asking for a modified burger it is more likely that you'll be getting it freshly made versus a regular pre-made burger that has been sitting for hours

Sometimes when I get fast food I ask them to modify something (like asking for no ketchup) just so they have to make a new burger. then I put ketchup on after I get it.

>>8445994
Double cheeseburgers or nothing. The burger in your picture is for fatsos.

>>8445994

American "Food". No wonder your country is full of fat people.

>>8445994
>Do they actually eat the third bun?
Why the hell wouldn't you?

>>8445994

>not having the common decency to cook your own.

Do you not have a grill or a stove at least?

Goddamn savages going to the burger dispensary.

Me personally? I gotta order the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich

>>8445994
Double quarter pounder with cheese for that bulk.

>>8445998
>lifehack

>>8445994

The Muslims have better fast food than that Mc.Shit burger.

>>8445994
I prefer Culver's Butter Burger

>>8445994
>burger dispensary

They dont have those over in europe, OP

>>8445994
not tonight, breh. i'm going to the local pizza dispensary to take advantage of their 50% off deal and get myself a large pan pizza with alfredo/garlic sauce and extra cheese.

>tfw 6'5, 245 lbs adonis

gotta eat huge to fuel my tank as shit muscles.

>>8446003
Close, but the best of all the mcburgers is the Chicken Salsa.

I realized a month that ago I had never gotten a Big Mac in my life so I ordered one. It was alright.

>Eating fast food
>Being redpilled

Pick one, fatties.
>b-but im just 500 lbs ((
Doesn't matter, fast food has so many health drawbacks it's disgusting how human beings can eat this garbage.

>>8446006

Like that's anything you get out of a skeezy midnight kebab shop.

Seriously, I can post gourmet burgers too, post some real late night slop.

>>8446007
As somebody whos had culvers and in and out, culvers is a better burger.

>>8446006

Spoken like a true European

>>8446006
Holy fuck Ahmed. A proper burger beats any kebab

>>8446006
>Buying halal food on purpose
Jesus christ, what kind of degenerate does that

>>8446017

Kosher in no different.

Nasty

These fast food places put human flesh in their burgers. To eat at one is to participate in literal and ritual cannabalism

The big mac is shit, I just get the cheap hamburgers.

It's the only thing I order at mc dicks

2 big macs
4 cheeseburgers and some nuggets

And that would be my meal for the day

>>8445998
asshole. I have spit on every special burger ever made, and I'm not alone

>Be American
>Decide what to eat today
>KFC, McDonalds or Pizza
Do you know how to actually cook or is your whole food consumption pure grease?

All mcdonalds shit tastes the same to me so I just buy their cheapest sandwiches when I do go there.

mcdouble + mcchicken + small fry is my usual go-to

If I wanted to spend more than $5 on a meal then I'd go somewhere that wasn't McD's.

>>8446019

>>8446006

Its quite similar to a Jewish Kebab.

>>8446020
The new Grand mac is actually pretty good. it has the meat from the quarter pounder.

>>8446006
Eating that sandnigger goat meat.
You will be gassed with the rest of them when Geerd rules the country.

why the fuck would you have three buns
i've made some double patty burgers, they're pretty nice, but why would i want another fucking bun? it'd be impossible to have all the necessary things on it and still be able to consume it without unhinging your jaw

Best fast food in the world

the secret is the mayonaise

>not going to the grocery store and buying the stuff to make your own hamburgers

get a grill, plebs

I haven't had a Big Mac in .. what, maybe 8 years? In fact I can't even remember the last time I ate at McDonalds. Probably the one in Rapperswil, Switzerland IIRC.

There are just so many places in the US that have much better burgers. Even Culver's is much better.

>>8446023
You see Sven in our country white people are allowed to have jobs
And in these jobs we have things called lunch breaks
And sometimes people don't always have time to cook a meal beforehand for their lunch break

>>8445998
this. preach brother.
doubles are the way forward.
the protein of my maccies meal is always 2-3 doubles, personally i rarely add the lettuce (once i got charged 25p for this) but 50:50 go for vanilla doubles, or 'bigmac' doubles.

>>8446023

>implying

fast food exists solely to serve the lazy people who want a quick-eat meal on the go, the nutritional value is irrelevant if it's say 2pm and you forgot to eat lunch but you're already on the job and you only have a half hour break comming up and there's a mcdees across the road

>>8446034
You see Joe, you don't have to eat fast food for lunch. Don't you have decent lunch restaurants?

>>8445998
i keep reading this from americans in these threads but i don't understand
the very rare times i utilize fastfood i always get freshly made stuff right out of the pan, not pre-made shit

>>8445994
Five Guys >= Cookout >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MacDonald = Wendy's > Burger King.

>>8445994
I do, 3 or 4 times a week. Sometimes twice a day. My usual order is a double meat (4 patties) big mac, large fries, 10 piece nuggets, a large shake, and a apple pie for desert. I also get a mcdouble sometimes for the ride home.

>>8446022
i'd imagine being a prick and ordering your special burger is a surefire way to get spit in it. or have it touch the floor. you're at a fast food restaurant for christ's sake. order your filthy food from the menu and move along.

Big Macs will give you the shits faster than shoving a waterhose up your ass.

>not eating the superior Boom-a-rang

>>8446036
>fast food exists solely to serve the lazy people who want a quick-eat meal on the go
Yeah right. Most Americans probably eat that as their usual dinner.

>What we gonna have for dinner honey, pizza?
>No we had that yesterday, let's order a burger
The American dream.

>>8445994

Keep munching on that toxic waste. I will enjoy my fresh herring sandwich.

>>8445994

>mfw an American next to me called Saint Cuthberts Bubbles a "soda"

>>8445994

Why is this /b/ thread?

>>8446037
>going to a restaurant for your lunch break

What the fuck?

How much fucking time do you have on your lunch break that you're able to sit down at a restaurant, wait until they cook the food, bring it over to you, eat it, tip and leave

I won't eat that shit until fast food is completely automated and disgusting, unsanitary nigger, spic, and white trash plebs aren't handling the ingredients. Chick-fil-a is the exception, because it's managed well and mostly staffed by wholesome white kids and retirees, even in the most pozzed areas where I've patronized one.

>>8446040
thank you for your service

>>8446037
Considering I get 30 minute breaks, no going to a sit down and eat restaurant isn't an option.

>>8446036
This proves my point >>8446040
You are right that it's for lazy people, but that's pretty much the same thing as American.

>not living in a state that has Bojangles and Cookout Burger

Foolish mortals.

>>8446003
>tfw the mchicken is actually the best protein per dollar in fast food

>>8446047
>tipping

>>8446047
>tip and leave
>tip

uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>8446053
>willingly eating mayo

>>8446054
>>8446055
Waiters get payed 4.75/hr. The restaurant has the customer pay their salary.

>>8446043

>being this dumb

i cook all my meals, but if i'm in a pinch, have the extra cash, i will probably buy a $1 burger

i'm actually at the store right now buying ingredients to make pasta and meatsauce

(thank you walmart wifi, you help me cheat verizon's data cap!)

>>8446055
>>8446054
>not tipping your local restaurants which you pass by everyday

Waiters know your face idiot
I don't want spit in my food

>>8446047
I have 1 hour lunch breaks. At lunch restaurants they have like 4 options per days. Takes 5 minutes to get your food and it's not a fucking cancer burger. I can get fish with potatoes and remoulade for example. The fish is done on order aswell.

>>8446006
But it's made with the missing Dutch girl on the milk carton.

>>8446053
pretty sure the whopper jr without mayo has the best fat to protein ratio.

>>8446030
If you think waiting 10 minutes counts as "fast"

>>8446044
fucking sickening

>>8446040
how's your health

>>8446058
>Browsing /pol/ at walmart
Seems legit.

>>8446053
that would be the mcdouble
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/10210327/McDouble-is-cheapest-and-most-nutritious-food-in-human-history.html
maybe get one for the drive home next time you visit those golden arches

>>8446057
>$4.75/hr
disgusting third world fucks

>>8446059
>>8446057
more like
>waiter spits in your food
>see it and report it to the manager
>waiter gets fired, you get a new free meal, and a full refund

>>8446060
>takes 5 minutes

Do you not have lunch rushes?

Also what kind of fucking autist sits at a restaurant by himself

>>8446047
>tip

fag

>>8446058
Please don't shart in walmart

>>8446069
>>see it
Are you eating in the kitchen?

>>8446059
>>8446057
Tipping is not a thing in most of Europe

>>8446049
PRaISE

>>8446052
>Bojangles

Overpriced niggerfeed. Same with KFC

>>8446003

>>8446063
>Lunch is at 13:00
>Phone in order at 12:45
>I'll be there at 13:15
>collect delicious food

>>8446073
you know what spit looks like, yes?

>>8446064

Its healthy and tastes like food should. kys.

>>8446074
Well yeah I assume your waiters get payed more than 4.75 an hour

>>8446045
Thats nothing, they call frazzly spud-sticks "fries"

>>8446081
Well, food is more expensive in Yurp.

>>8446081
STOP WITH THIS FUCKING MEME. THE RESTAURANT WOULD BE FORCED BY LAW TO PAY MINIMUM WAGE IF 0 TIPS CAME IN FOR A PAY PERIOD

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE VICTIM TO THE TIPPING JEW YOU FUCKING FAT FAGGOT

>>8446070
>Do you not have lunch rushes?
Yes we do, but in Stockholm we have more than 1 restaurant. You can order vietnamese food etc. Literally takes them no time to fix it during lunch since they prepare for the rush.
>Also what kind of fucking autist sits at a restaurant by himself
You order it as take away you fucking clown.

>>8445994
>burger dispensary

>being this poor

>>8446079
unless they're spitting a thick mucus bomb no your not going to see it on your burger or in your soup.

Just tip you cheap bastard

>>8446077
Thats wrong, you take ouf the top bun of the mcchicken.

>>8445995
Yes you cuck...I had 10 the investors death day...rip

>>8446074
How do you show appreciation to the waiter then? Or anybody really if you don't tip?

>>8446080
and so does you know, regularly cooked fish.

>>8446088
just pay people a decent wage!!

>>8446010
Explain this concept, never seen it here in the US.

>>8446030
I love fish and chips, but it tends to be quite pricey here in MN. About the most reasonable you can do is around $15.

>>8446044
>tfw when you've never even seen fresh herring
Very jelly. All I can get around here is canned or herring cutlets in wine or sour cream.

>>8446052
>cookout
that's prison food

>>8446074
Not for fast food but at regular restaurants you do. This is also why restaurants across europe hate German tourists, they never tip.

>>8446030
Those aren't tendies

>>8446085
WELL WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE OF GOING TO A RESTAURANT IF YOU'RE JUST GOING TO TAKE AWAY YA BITCH

I'd rather pay 5 dollars then 15 for some fucking food nigger

>>8446015
*western european, not all of us are cucks.

>>8446092

Its like sushi or sashimi fag.

>>8446095
I've never heard of cookout
>NEW JERESY FAG

>this fucking thread

>>8446093
If you honestly think getting payed that little is livable you're insane. I'm not asking for a minimum wage, but I am saying it's bullshit not to tip someone providing a service for so little pay.

>>8446102
Include me in the screen cap nigger

>>8446040

>McDonald's 4 times a week
>check flag

>checks out

>Make burgers at family cook out
>Never been the burger maker before
>Wife's sons Dad says they are restaurant quality and that I really stepped up to the plate when other men might not have

I done good?

>>8445994
Was a cook at MickyD's when I was working through college. About half of the people that order it request we don't include the third bun (which is fine, we give it to the homeless usually as a result), and a lot of the rest remove it themselves.

>>8446098
Man... Lunch doesn't costs 15 dollars, more like 8 dollars. Also I prefer regular healthy food for 3 dollars more as take away than a mac aids menu for 5 dollars.

>>8446101
It's pretty much the cheapest fast food that exists. Imagine the mcdollar menu, but 3 times as many items

>>8446106
Probably just humoring you while he goes for another child.

>>8446062
Why would you order it without mayo?

>>8446107
bullshit: the post

>>8446013
kek what

that looks shittier than average pita

>>8445994
I tried it once or twice, expecting more food than in the average burger. Disappointed.

I prefer the McDeluxe, but I never see you guys even mentioning this one, so maybe it only exists in yuroland.

In any case I always end up being disappointed with McD burgers. The food is clearly not high-quality, so I want to make up for it by eating a lot to make the quantity outweigh the quality, but then if I take two burgers it ends up being fairly expansive, for something that isn't much better than a giant pile of pasta with a fuckton of sauce and cheese.

>>8446022
Boo hoo, it must really suck to have to do the job you signed up for and are paid to do.