/ck/ - Food & Cooking

probably well executed but uncreative

>>8408803
>Carpaccio
>IT'S FUCKING RAW!

sonuvabitch calls me a donkey,
i just served him donkey wellington

A breaded con-dom

You're deluded, you're in denial!

>What's that, you call that a pancake? You didn't even put any turmeric or garlic in it!

Fuck off Ramsay.

>>8408803
>cumdog
>"IT'S FUCKING SOGGY"

>do you call yourself a chef? what kind of chef's signature dish is a shitty chilli?

>blackened fish
>"YOU FOOKIN DONKEY"

>>8408803
>tfw it's gordons own chicken piccata
he'll kill me to death

>>8408803
>funghi pappardelle
few second in
>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

>Chilli con carne con carne con carne
He'd probably rip me a new asshole the instant I start cutting the onions.
Which is fair because I am shit at cutting onions.

>>8408996

>>8408803

>creamy parmesan risotto

Where the fook are the dozens of spices you should add to every single meal?!

>>8409022
>getting mad at someone for improperly cutting onions

This guy is such an asshole. What's his problem? Surely he isn't like that in real life.

>>8409041
Nah, I'm sure he's probably pretty chill and just told by the producers to ham it up.

>>8409033
G-Ram doesn't use many spices though, he's a whiteboy

>>8408803
>A grilled fucking cheese?
>on processed white bread?
>with processed cheese?
>and you use margarine instead of butter?
>what is wrong with you?
I grew up middle class and white, I'm sorry, although I am using mayo now instead of margarine on the bread, gives it a zip

>chicken fried rice
>probably nothing because I'm not a chef nor do I claim to be a chef and I only cook for myself for my own enjoyment and surely a man such as Gordon would understand that there's no reason to get upset about how I cook for myself

>>8409069
His youtube cooking videos are pretty relaxing

>>8408803

Who cares? He's a TV personality.

>>8409069

You think?

> go into a real kitchen
> scream insults at everybody
> get shanked by a pissed-off illegal alien at the prep station

It's television. It is not real.

>>8409597

kek

>>8408833
noice dubdubs

>>8409041

If a customer is paying 300 quid per head, the least you can do is chop a fucking onion correctly

a lunchables sandwich.

>>8408803
>this is greasy
>its dreadful
>too damn spicy

i make really good wings and a sauce with lots of honey in it. Everyone loves them and requests i cook them at every family or social thing, but im sure Gordon wouldnt like it because they are deep fried and very spicy.

>>8411683
>Brit
>not liking spicy food
I'm shocked

>>8408803
i think as long as i wouldnt charge someone for it, it is acceptable

>>8409509
>white bread
>middle class
You mean lower class

Spaghetti with whole hotdogs sticking out the top

>YOU CANT SERVE THAT, THE CUSTOMER WILL CATCH AUTISM!!

Nothing. My signature dish is three shots of cyanide to the throat, ZANG take that RAMSHIT

>>8408803

Well done anon. I'm so proud of you.

>>8408803
>SO-CALLED AWARD WINNING SAUCE?
>THESE SPICES ARE FUCKING STALE!
>JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. PRISON INMATES HAVE FRESHER SPICES THAN THIS!

>>8408803
he'd say im a retard for slightly overcooking

>>8409525
> and surely a man such as Gordon would understand that there's no reason to get upset about how I cook for myself
Now listen here you fucking bellend. The rice is soggy, like a fucking dog's nose. You expect to feed this to yourself? Are you a bleeding masochist, are you, you fucking bellend?

And the chicken... maybe where you grew up you had to eat trash to survive, but you're a fucking adult now, and you won't be alive much longer if you keep scarfing this garbage.

It's fucking rubber, you fuckwit.

I wouldn't serve this to my dog, so why the fuck do you think it's alright to stick it in your fucking gullet? This is some rockbottom shit.

>>8408803
Corn flakes and ketchup sauce
> Fucking delicious you genius fuckin donkey

>>8408803
Macaroni Cheese

That im boring, uninspired and fat

>>8411550
This. He never gets overly angry or calls anyone a daft cow in the shows he does with kids.

>>8412642
Probably better than DrPhil or whoever hosts those shitty interventionist shows now to deter a trash eater.

>>8408803
Schnitzel
>LOCAL
>RUSTIC
>CONTEMPORARY
Thanks Chef.

>>8408803
Good simple food for someone without any training
Fun fact I had the same meal in restaurants that make it worse than me

>>8408803
Gammon, egg and chips.

>>8408803

Seeing that he'd be a guest in my home and he doesn't want me to grab a rocket-hot No. 10 cast iron skillet and give him a Georgia Pancake, not fucking much.

>>8408803
>mcchicken
>FOR ME IT'S THE BEST FAST FOOD SANDWICH

>>8412145
>Well done anon.
I prefer to cook my anons at medium rare, well done anons just lose all their flavour.

>>8414430
>at
*to

>>8409078
>he's a whiteboy
just stop, you already made me cringe once

>>8409033
nigga he cares about proper seasoning there's a reason every restaurant features salt n pepper at the table or counter, fuck off. donkey confirmed.

>>8408803
>why are you serving this perfectly cooked steak completely by itself on a paper plate

>>8408916
underrated post

>>8414515
> because I'm a MAN, Gordon