/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8353109
A LOT OF SCREAMING

>>8353109
Jack is preparing his gourmet burgers

>>8353112
SHIT SHIT SHIT. YOU GO TO MCDONALDS AND GRAB SOME MCCHICKENS. WE'LL SAY THEY'RE OURS

>>8353109
high impact sexual almond activation

I'm not doing anything until I get my GBP.

IT'S

F***ING

RAW

>>8353109
*restaurant

>>8353152
He was probably going for the Gordon Ramsay pronunciation.

if it's a real restaurant, probably a lot of cocaine abuse.

I've worked with chefs that candied up their nose plenty before and during work. Good guys, though

My ex gf being a whore and hitting on everybody while I'm at home with our daughter

>>8353156
Yes... thats what it was...

HOLY FUCK CAN'T YOU COOK A SIMPLE FUCKING SCALLOP JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOW DO YOU BURN FRIES
I NEED TABLE 9 I NEED TABLE 9 I NEED TABLE 9 I NEED TABLE 9 I NEED TABLE 9 I NEED TABLE 9 I NEED TABLE 9 I NEED TABLE 9
WHY DONT YOU SHOVE TABLE 9 UP YOUR FUCKING ASS AND FEED THEM YOUR DISCHARGE YOU RILEY CUNT
WHERE IS MY GOD DAMN TONGS?
WHO HIRED YOU PEOPLE
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE HEALTH INSPECTOR MADE A SURPRISE VISIT?

Send these pig in a bagels to table one!

>>8353355
>when the commis takes your tongs

GET YOUR FUCKING CAT OFF THE PREP TABLE

WHY IS IT EVEN HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE

>>8353113
That shit looks undercooked

Hey guys, I'm the new chef. Anyone know any ramen recipes for less than 25 cents?

>>8353109
Everybody is too busy screaming and arguing at each other to actually cook anything so they just give up and get a bunch of fast food and pretend they cooked it.

*Gordon Ramsay EXPLODES through the door and starts YELLING*

>>8353159
*her daughter

>>8353466
Pretty sure that was for Table 5? I thought Table 1 ordered the BBQ apple slices? Wait... or was that right?

>/ck/ front host

>>8353810
Shit, i think they had the same order. Fuck, i'll send them a free cocktail for the wait.

>>8353834
Strawberry milk is the shit though

WHY CAN'T YOU SHITTING PIG TITS GET A SIMPLE FUCKING AIOLI CORRECT?
WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET YOUR FUCKING CULINARY DEGREE, HAMBURGER UNIVERSITY?

WHERE DID YOU SHITTING PIG TITS PUT THE GOD DAMN SALT, I TOLD YOU PUT IT NEXT TO THE FUCKING PARSELY
WHERES MY GOD DAMN DEALER AT ALREADY?

"I think there's been a rape in there!"

Hey can I go on break now? Yeah I know I had my cigarette break like 15 minutes ago but so what?

>>8353466
>>8353810

sorry I got distracted from sorting the tickets its just that my bf is texting me :3

>>8353883
>2 hours later
>uncontrollable methed out bawling by said waitress over some melodrama over boyfriend

>eat fries off the plate before giving it to the customer
>do it in front of them

just KEKED that guy what a fucking KEK im gonna get his girlfriends number and DO HER after cooking her dinner next week RIGHT IN HER PRIVATES

also why do people tip less than 40% on a date, you shouldnt go out to eat if you are a cuck who makes less than $133k/yr

>>8353892

Just thinking about it drives me into a spastic rage.

Ay manager lemme axe you sumthin, could a nigga get an advance on his paycheck? My baby mama hittin me up for that back child support, knowwhumsayin?

Also I can't come in tonight, I just came to axe you for the advance.

Evening ladies, can someone explain to me what this racket is all about?

Do I need to sort you lot out?

WHAT DO YOU FUCKING MEAN YOU FOUND A RAT IN THE BROTH? NO, DON'T THROW IT OUT, JUST DON'T LET THEM KNOW!

>>8353920
WE DONT NEED SOME NAMBLY PAMBLY CHEF WITH A FACE MADE FROM LEFT OVER BREAD DOUGH

IF I WANTED CLAYFACE TO COOK FOOD IN MY KITCHEN, I'D BE MAKING DIRT COOKIES IN ETHIOPIA

>>8353905
nO, SIMONE TYRONE DAYSHAUN, ALSO QUIT STEALING COOKING WINE YOU WELFARE CHILD CLEAN THE FUCKING GREASE PIT OR ILL DEDICATE WHATS LEFT OF YOU TO THE SIMIAN RESEARCH CENTER