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Anonymous Wed Dec 7 02:27:17 2016 No.8345720 [Reply] [Original]

>Burnt some popcorn 2 days ago and threw it outside
>Haven't cooked anything today
>Kitchen keeps refilling with smoke even though nothing's on and I've been airing out the house
What's happening?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 02:34:36 2016 No.8345742 File: 79 KB, 600x338, 1269759507738.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Demons. You need to run.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 04:30:18 2016 No.8345966 File: 1.55 MB, 320x218, monkey of disbelief.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8345720 >smoke with no source Literally a house fire. Get out right fucking now and call the fire department.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 05:30:23 2016 No.8346048 >>8345966 Yeah, a house fire that hasn't grown in 2 days. Genius

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 05:38:10 2016 No.8346057 >>8346048 >he hasn't heard of rogue fires RIP IN PIECE OP ;_;7

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 05:50:16 2016 No.8346077 >>8345966 This Get to it, OP

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 06:06:36 2016 No.8346093 >>8346048 >It's not a house fire because I don't think a house fire would behave like this Last thoughts before burning alive

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 07:05:12 2016 No.8346173 OP tell us more

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 07:19:02 2016 No.8346188 Popcorn's vengeful spirit is haunting your dumb ass. You need to exorcise it. Call up a preist and get 10 McChickens (tbffs), they're needed for the ritual. Godspeed you, retard

Anonymous Wed Dec 7 07:27:20 2016 No.8346202

Isn't it fucking obvious that something is still burning since then you dumb fuck?

Retrace your steps, wherever you threw out the burning stuff, check for smoke, throw some extra water of it
Same with whatever you used to burn the popcorn, check for smoke there

From your post I get this feeling like you've just been sitting around the house for 2 days, and after 48 hours of discomfort your first thought is to post on fucking 4chan
>I'm getting mad from this shit more than I should

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 07:27:24 2016 No.8346203 Are you living in a warehouse?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 07:27:28 2016 No.8346205 Maybe you have a squater who's been hiding in your house?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 07:38:18 2016 No.8346212 >>8346048 Slow-burn (smoldering) fires are a thing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 07:39:49 2016 No.8346213 >>8345720 Maybe the smoke isn't coming from inside the house but rather an open window

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 07:42:37 2016 No.8346216 >>8346203 Ha

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 08:26:39 2016 No.8346284 op is you dead did you call the fire department you dumb fuck

Anonymous Wed Dec 7 08:30:21 2016 No.8346288

>>8345720

Check to make sure you electric is properly grounded.

There will be a neutral line to your house, and a grounding rod. If the neutral line gets disconnected, you can get electrical fires similar to what you are describing where you smell smoke and can't figure out why. They don't always set the whole house on fire... but can do so.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 12:11:09 2016 No.8346744 OP is dead

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 12:45:41 2016 No.8346842 >>8345720 OP PLS RESPOND

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 14:23:28 2016 No.8347096 >>8346203 ayyyyy

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 14:24:49 2016 No.8347103 >>8346213 So aliens are making the smoke?!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 19:05:32 2016 No.8348051 what if OP is the smoke?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 19:50:02 2016 No.8348166 >>8348051 then who was fire?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 7 20:22:43 2016 No.8348277 >>8348166 I didn't start it

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 00:36:28 2016 No.8348865 >put pot roast in oven >20 minutes later whole house smell like meat happens every time. I had the landlord come out and he couldn't figure it out either.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 01:00:47 2016 No.8348920 >>8346188 Fucking cancer

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 01:04:57 2016 No.8348933 OP here I left the burner on, but the smoke is still present

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 01:08:12 2016 No.8348938 >>8348933 For 2 days? Jesus Christa maybe you do deserve to burn

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 01:10:02 2016 No.8348941 >>8348933 How does it feel being a ghost watching a nigger fuck your wife in the ashes that used to be your house

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 01:10:55 2016 No.8348943 >>8348933 >>8348938 pretty much this

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 01:11:33 2016 No.8348945 File: 62 KB, 980x551, 5801d34a-b9cd-11e6-a8ef-4657c68d1ed0_1280x720.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Op, is that you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 01:26:43 2016 No.8348977 OP here I'm surrounded by flames and the smoke is making it hard to breathe. What do?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 01:31:59 2016 No.8348989 >>8348977 Use your pee-pee to put out the flame. Blow really hard to get rid of the smoke.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 01:34:16 2016 No.8348995 >>8348989 Ok, but what do I do about the pee that got in my mouth? There's still lots of smoke

Anonymous Thu Dec 8 02:35:18 2016 No.8349106
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Real OP here, can't believe this thread is still up.

The smoke is till here but it's not hot. I poured some nestea on the popcorn brick and it released some black mist but it's cold so I threw it away.

No idea where all this smoke is coming from with all my shit turned off, there's no fire, I've just been eating kitkats for two days now.

>>8346288
Where's that?

>>8346284
There's no fire my man, it's just smoke

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 02:53:37 2016 No.8349128 >>8349106 Do you have an old radiator in your building?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 02:54:05 2016 No.8349129 >>8346203 I don't get it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 02:57:42 2016 No.8349134 File: 1.84 MB, 202x360, 1477812379380.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8349106 >There's no fire my man, it's just smoke

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 03:05:26 2016 No.8349146 >where there's smoke there's fire

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 03:12:41 2016 No.8349155 File: 179 KB, 631x1000, 1465532929405.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8349106 >There's no fire my man, it's just smoke What do you think causes smoke?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 03:20:32 2016 No.8349163 >>8349146 THEY KNOW, SHUT IT DOWN

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 04:24:59 2016 No.8349226 File: 107 KB, 500x334, 1422551525806.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>8348865 Fucking kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 06:18:10 2016 No.8349347 >>8349106 >what is a non-emergency number

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 06:58:21 2016 No.8349395 >>8349347 This, don't be stupid op If your car started smoking, would you just shrug it off?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 07:02:53 2016 No.8349403 >>8349106 You only ate 5 in two days? Are you even lift?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 07:51:35 2016 No.8349460 >>8349395 I did that once. Turned out it was my shoe that was being burnt through the floorboard.

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 07:54:45 2016 No.8349464 File: 950 KB, 810x8815, thZa3VL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OP is this you?

Anonymous Thu Dec 8 09:43:30 2016 No.8349602

>>8349460
>>8349464
>>8349106

OP, what type of fucking hell hole do you live in? I want to say you're shitposting but something deep down tells me that this is genuine and a cry for help. Have you tried contacting your parents? Maybe you should turn off the power and go visit them for a week. Stop, get a hot dish, a bottle of wine or liquor and tell them that you want to hang out. Maybe you'll figure out what went wrong

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 8 10:42:28 2016 No.8349703 >>8346203 kek

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