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We've got a treat for you tonight. Roy Hargrove is leading an all star band in playing Oscar Peterson's "Meets Roy Hargrove and Ralph Moore." Joey Alexander's on the piano, Christian McBride on the bass, and Lewis Nash drumming.

The show starts soon, what can I get for you to drink?

>> No.8338187

>>8338164
Martini. Boodles gin, dry, shaken, one olive floating around in the bottom.

>> No.8338190

two large gins, two pints of ciders, ice in the cider

>> No.8338191
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8338191

>>8338187
Right away.

>> No.8338194

Shot of fireball please. And a bud light.

>> No.8338195

>>8338190
There are better ways to kill your liver, I recommend the 94% mixed in with a screwdriver.

>> No.8338201

>>8338194
I'd like to see a form of identification please.

>> No.8338202

>>8338195
two large gins, two pints of ciders, ice in the cider. please

>> No.8338214
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8338214

>>8338202
I'll have the rest of your order out shortly.

>> No.8338220

>>8338214
ta

>> No.8338222
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8338222

>>8338202
And there you go.

>> No.8338223

>>8338222
>>8338220

>> No.8338228

>>8338222
this has ice in it. baka barkeep

>> No.8338231

>>8338228
You think I'm just going to give you half a bottle of gin for that price? Life's a money vacuum bud, we're all just trying to get along.

>> No.8338235
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8338235

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage our band for tonight!
Leading the boys, on trumpet, Roy Hargrove. Ralph Moore on saxophone, Joey Alexander on piano, Christian McBride on the bass, and Lewis Nash drumming us through the evening.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXiCoiAjeyQ

>> No.8338245

>>8338235
nice

>> No.8338292

>>8338164
Good evening. Can I get a Manhattan? Easy on the Vermouth please.

>> No.8338304
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8338304

>>8338292
Manhattan, easy on the Vermouth. Enjoy the show.

>> No.8338337

>>8338235
Listening to Siriusxm, "Real Jazz" as we speak. Those guys popup all the time.

>> No.8338343

>>8338337
Real Jazz was how I got my first taste of Joey Alexander beyond my roommate telling me about him.

>> No.8338373

>>8338343
Damn good stuff on there to sip a fine single malt to. Always. Haven't heard a bad segment yet in 2 weeks.

>> No.8338375

Rum and coke please.

>> No.8338383
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8338383

>>8338375
Here ya go, hope you're having a good night.

>> No.8338387

>>8338373
It was kind of funny for me to listen to it while visiting my parents over the summer. They'd broadcast the Montreal Jazz Fest live, which takes place 20 minutes walking from my apartment.

>> No.8338408

>>8338164
can I get a bud?

>> No.8338411

>>8338408
Can I get an ID?

>> No.8338423
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8338423

>>8338411
sure

>> No.8338424

>>8338164
2 oz of a poorly-hydrated person's urine with a touch of salt. Neat.

>> No.8338425

>>8338423
Checks out.

We haven't got any Bud. Beers are Molson, Boreal, MacTavish, and Leffe.

>> No.8338426

>>8338423
According to this, you're 13.

>> No.8338428
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8338428

>>8338424
Shot of tequila coming right up.

I'll go ahead and take one with you.

>> No.8338430

>>8338426
>Expires

>> No.8338435
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8338435

Give it up for the band, everyone! They'll be sticking around for one more set.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYet94K-9_M

>> No.8338442

>>8338423
>>DOB: 07-14-86

You're 30?!

>> No.8338443

>>8338425
well shit this establishment is a little too classy for my taste.
headed down to the local tavern instead.

>> No.8338448

>>8338443
>Molson
>classy
Why can Americans not handle real beer?

>> No.8338453

Old Fashioned, barkeep.

>> No.8338456
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8338456

>>8338453
You, got it, pal.

>> No.8338460

What do you have as far as Islay single malts?

>> No.8338467

>>8338460
Ardbeg, Kilchoman, and Lagavuluin.

>> No.8338494

>>8338467
Ardbeg please.

>> No.8338501

>>8338494
How do you take that?

>> No.8338508

>>8338164
Can I get a lemon drop, please?

>> No.8338512
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8338512

>>8338508
Sure thing. Unique order, haven't seen that one in quite some time.

>> No.8338513

>>8338164
>better jazz on /ck/ than on /mu/

Got any peated whiskys you'd recommend?

>> No.8338516

>>8338513
It helps when your roommate played jazz trumpet in high school.

I'm personally not a fan of peated, but of the ones I've tried, Tobermory really stood out.

>> No.8338519

>>8338512
Thank you. I only have it once in a blue moon, but decided, "Why not today?"

>> No.8338535

I'll take a bud, no ID.

>> No.8338538

>>8338535
Isn't it past your bedtime?

>> No.8338539

Do you have WT 101?

>> No.8338542

>>8338516
What's your favorite jazz and drink combination OP?

>> No.8338545

>>8338164
Do you have a nice Islay single-malt you can reccomend?

>> No.8338549

>>8338539
As a matter of fact I do.

>>8338542
Oscar Peterson's Plays Pretty or Bill Evans's Undercurrent with a nice scotch or Bailey's. Now that we're heading into the winter though, probably mulled wine or some other warm drink.

>>8338545
We've got Ardbeg, Kilchoman, and Lagavuluin.

>> No.8338551
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8338551

An aviation please. I'm gonna step out for a smoke, keep it open.

>> No.8338554

>>8338549
In that case, I'll take a pour, neat.

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8338556

>>8338551
You got it.

>>8338554
You're the WT 101 guy, right?

>> No.8338559

>>8338501
Neat, in a glencairn if you have it.

>> No.8338562
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8338562

>>8338559
Have at it.

>> No.8338563

>>8338556
Yup.

>> No.8338566
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8338566

>>8338563
Neat, right away.

>> No.8338572

Give a big hand to the band everyone! Once again, Roy Hargrove on the trumpet, Ralph Moore on the sax, Joey Alexander on the piano, Christian McBride on the bass, and Lewis Nash keeping the beat going on the drums.

The band might be done, but we'll still be playing jazz for you. Have some Bill Evans and Jim Hall.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ3kiFBrKpQ

>> No.8338583

Hey how ya doing buddy, you got any plum sake? Doesn't have to be served authentically or anything, just needs to be ice cold.

>>8338572

Clap clap.

>> No.8338591

>>8338583
You won't hate me too much if I say that we only have Gekkeikan Gold, will you?

>> No.8338612

>>8338591

Heh. I don't know the meta around sakes, so it probably makes no difference to me. Just looking for something to fill that itch, so I'll go for it.

>> No.8338614
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8338614

>>8338612
I'll even give it to you in some tacky drinkware that I picked up for $6 in a Japanese store in Chinatown.

>> No.8338618

>>8338572
A glass of whatever the cheapest swill you've got is

>> No.8338622

>>8338618
Pint or half pint?

>> No.8338623

>>8338562
Cheers

>> No.8338630

Good evening. Can I look at your wine list?

>> No.8338631

Fetch me that gin son
fore I tan your hide

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vapoNZBrGxA

>> No.8338635

>>8338631
Get that sandpaper voice out of here.
How do you take your gin?

>>8338630
Not really a standard one. Anything you'd prefer in particular?

>> No.8338637

>>8338622
A pint of whatever is cheapest by the liter

>> No.8338642

>>8338635
I'm looking for something either red and fruity, or something bubbly.

>> No.8338652
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8338652

>>8338637
Sure, here's the Boreal Rousse.

>>8338642
I've got a 2014 Nebbiolo from Piemonte, a 2013 Californian Cabernet Sauvignon, and a 2013 Pinot Noir from Burgundy.

>> No.8338655

>>8338614

I'll just take an ordinary small glass with some ice in it, or am I ruining it like that?

>> No.8338656

>>8338652
I'll take the 2014 Nebbiolo, please.

>> No.8338661

>>8338655
I'm no sake expert, but it's definitely better just cold rather than with ice. Want me to get you a bottle and chill it?

>>8338656
Enjoy, it's a good one.

>> No.8338662

>>8338635

Make me a salty dog then.

>> No.8338664
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8338664

>>8338661
>>8338656
Look at me, telling you to enjoy a drink I haven't given you.

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8338668

>>8338662
Right away.

>> No.8338670
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8338670

>>8338664
Maybe you shouldn't be drinking at work.

>> No.8338672

>>8338670
Is it really drinking at work when your work is drinking?

>> No.8338675

>>8338661

Yeah that would be good, but could I just have some ice for the first glass as I wait for the rest of it to chill?

>> No.8338679

>>8338672
There is a difference between pouring drinks and pouring yourself a drink.
The band is lovely, great selections.

>> No.8338683
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8338683

>>8338675
Sure, you got it.

>>8338679
I've only poured myself one shot of tequila with >>8338428, and my tolerance is much, much higher than one shot of tequila.

>> No.8338694

>>8338683
Is it even legal in this part of the world to do so?
The vino was lovely, but lets take things to hard liquor; my birthday is in twenty minutes.

>> No.8338698

>>8338694
No regulations against it here.
What are you feeling?

>> No.8338702

One last album to round the night off, then we'll be closing.
It's been great to have you all here, hope you've enjoyed your night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl2IEj7HAMY&t=1174s

>> No.8338705

>>8338698
A French 75 with gin, please.
Leave the champagne bottle.

>> No.8338706

>>8338683

Thanks, sorry I'm a bit picky.

>>8338694

Happy birthday mate. You buying that yourself? Lemme. You shouldn't have to buy yourself a drink in the first hour of your birthday.

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8338714

>>8338705
Here's the French 75.

>> No.8338719

>>8338706
You're so kind.
Bartender: an extra champagne flute for my friend, please.

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8338724

>>8338705
And here's the rest of the champagne.
Best wishes, mate.

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8338728

>>8338706
Here's your flute, as per >>8338719's instructions.

>> No.8338731

>>8338719
>>8338728

I certainly hope so! I'm paying after all.

Anyway, cheers. To the best of health and all that!

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8338732

>>8338714
>>8338724
Thank you kindly.

>> No.8338735

>>8338731
Cheers! Here's another birthday!
May we all age like wine.

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8338739

>>8338732
Thank you kindly, sir.

>> No.8338743

>>8338739
>sir
Time for the whiskey!

>> No.8338745

>>8338735

And so say we all!

>> No.8338748

>>8338743
I'd recommend the Tobermory, it's divine.

>> No.8338750

>>8338748
Three pours. please. Not to worry >>8338731, this is on me.
You will join us, barkeep?

>> No.8338758

>>8338750
Don't worry about it, this one's on the house. And how do you and >>8338731 take it?

>> No.8338759

>>8338758
Embarrassingly enough, I don't know anything about how it should be taken, and frankly the more champagne I drink, the less I care how it should be taken.

>> No.8338760

>>8338750 Well, if you say so!

>>8338758 I'll take it exactly how he does, I'm not a fuss.

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8338763

>>8338759
>>8338760
Here are your glasses, neat with a few drops of water to enhance the flavour.

>> No.8338768
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8338768

>>8338763
And just let me pour myself mine.

>>8338760
>>8338759
Cheers to you two, here's to the night owls who are looking for some nice tunes and some nicer drinks.

>> No.8338774

>>8338768
>>8338760
To good company, good music, and good drinks.

>> No.8338781

>>8338768
>>8338774

Aye, cheers.

>> No.8338819

Alright, and on that last note, it's time to close up.
Thanks for spending your night at the /ck/ Jazz Lounge. Hope you all have a great night, and happy birthday to >>8338759.

>> No.8338836

>>8338819

Thanks OP, my dude. Cya until next time.