/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Biltong

I love it, but hate myself for it

>>8325388
Same, OP. I unironically like ranch.

i fucking love chicken mcnuggets

>>8325405
That's what sucks about liking these. Like you could eat it at big dinner with others but best expect to get judged.

>>8325388
Sugary breakfast cereals.

I love this stuff with Thanksgiving more than homemade. Normally to me homemade versions are always superior.

It had to be posted sooner or later

>>8325388
Fuck, OP, I used to eat entire cans on my own

Pickled garlic, or pickled blueberries. Only in occasion but damn that shit is good.

>>8326260
You disgust me

>>8326274
Welcome to 4chan.

Sometimes I'll put an extra scoop of raisins in my raisin bran.

>>8326281
That's not so bad.

>>8326281
NO IT"S TWO SCOOPS PER BOX NO MORE

>>8326306
Why is this relevant? Honestly to me raisins are shit everywhere except raisin bran so I don't see why you couldn't go a little overboard.

>>8326260
I've also done this.

>>8326306
They don't make the two scoops claim anymore.

Shredded iceberg lettuce with a warm mayonnaise and salt and pepper dressing.

>>8325388
I actually had cranberries in my freezer this year, so I made my cranberry sauce, and still bought canned. It's just nostalgic perfection.

>>8327321
Same here. I don't know what it is but it's just got that perfect sweet and tangy tartness to it.

I can eat it cold right out of the can. Looks like canned dogfood.

>>8327378
I used to do that. It's fucking godlike cooked though. Just keep breaking it up and flipping it until every last ounce of it is crispy as fug.

>>8325388
I know what you mean, it's shit but I love it. And it's ribbed for your pleasure.

Spam.

fuck you beforehand.

>>8327399
Fried spam is top notch

>>8327384

>>8327378
Fantastic. One of those canned foods that just cant be improved on making homemade. Canned wins every time.
>>8327382
Yes, the crispy, stuck to the pan parts make something good into something amazing.

I take anchovies, ranch and hot sauce and put it on a Lil Ceasars hot and ready

You will never know my leval of depravity

>>8327463
I knew someone in my old platoon that did this. Taste better then it looks.

>>8325892
>I love this stuff with Thanksgiving more than homemade.

Also true of all custard

That horrid Bird's shit is the only real way to do it

>>8325388
I like it too, but "ungodly delicious" is off the deep end.
Make your own with honey, orange zest, rosemary, and nutmeg. The other flavors are subtle even if you use quite a bit because cranberries like to obliterate other flavors, but they compliment the cranberry flavor very well. It becomes more apparent when eaten with some turkey or cheese.

>>8327378
I make it about once a week in a panini press

Everyday when I'm alone.

Mini pork pies.
I fucking love them.

>>8325388
>Guilty Pleasures: No Shame

Huh?

utz cheese curls

I can't control myself

>>8325388

goiabada tins
they're fucking delicious

>>8328721
>implying guilt and shame are one in the same

you lame

I drink the liquid.

>>8328801
Holy fuck

>>8328801
THE WORST

>>8328801

I unironically enjoy the McChicken

>>8328801
this is a new low

>>8328561
Anon you lost the plot with this thread. I know it's probably off the deep end for most but it's fucking amazing to me. Everyone tastes thing differently.

>>8328801
How do you even develop this habit?

>>8325388
I pour baked beans over my pizza and then grate cheddar cheese on top before putting it in the oven

>>8328850
This would be nice with some cheap frozen pizza that has no flavor to overpower in the first place.

>>8328857
This is exactly how I used to do it. I grew up poor so it started as a way to made cheap pizzas more filling.

>>8328877

>>8328809
>>8328816
>>8328823
>>8328845
>>8328848
Fuck you guys, it's tasty. Especially corn with a bit of carrot poured in.

My favorite guilty pleasure is the classic big mac. Can't eat them very often because muh health but goddamn are they delicious.

>>8328892

Lmfao bless you corny anon

>>8325388
Oreo shit
Especially Oreo milkshakes with coffee, the shitty ones from McDonald's
I'm having one now and it hits the spot, I love Oreo but I hate the cookies
How could they come up with something that tastes so good and then ruin it by making it a cookie

>>8328942
>he doesn't dunk oreos in milk until they're soggy

You haven't been eating them right.

Pic with Thanksgiving!

>>8328801
burn in hell

>>8325388
Hot pork rinds dipped in blue cheese dressing

Dark chocolate chips and pistachios

Homemade sloppy joes

My grease fix...LJS chicken

>>8328960
they are still shit
they are shit thin
they are shit double stuffed
they are shit covered in chocolate
oreo falvour is great
oreo cookies are shit

>>8327303
>hundreds of raisins in every box

This is probably the most bullshit claim I've ever read on a cereal box.

>>8329020
Shitty opinions are allowed I guess. If you don't like the cookies there are far better ways to achieve "oreo flavour".

these are my ultimate go to candy

>>8329041
I don't like the corn... only the pumpkins. The large surface area to volume ratio of the corn makes it too waxy.

>>8328993
>Dark chocolate chips and pistachios
Shit son, that actually sounds delicious

>>8329027
Interracial marriage?

>>8325388
Mah nigga

I eat an entire jar of Nutella once a week.
I'm going to kill myself with my shotgun in 562 days.

>>8329510

don't do it anon people care about you

>>8325388

>>8328963
>keeps in the fridge 1-2 weeks
>keeps in the freezer 1-2 months
>never lasts more than a couple of days

Also vienna sausages, I don't count sardines as a guilty pleasure since they are so healthy.

>>8329041
Yes! Candy corn Awesome.

since it is no shame edition

yes, the whole can in one sitting

>>8328801

holy shit anon

I know this is no shame edition, but that's just sad.

I love Taco Bell. And fast food chicken nuggets.

>>8325724
Also this, eat a bowl everyday.

I will use my finger as a utensil to consume entire dipping cups of blue cheese dressing.

I love to dip chips in mustard

I love to put slices of spam on white bread (which I buy specifically for this), lightly cover it with mayo and season with black pepper.

I will buy these things once every 2 weeks and eat it all in one day.

peanut butter chips
i ate 600g of these in one sitting as a 4yo

>>8325388
Butter on saltines

I like frying up ground beef and seasoning it to make taco meat, throwing it in a bowl of fritos, throwing shredded lettuce, shredded cheese, sour cream, and drowning it in hot sauce and mixing it up.

It's so bad for me, but I'll have it every so often.

>>8328763

>>8325388
I eat 2 or 3 of these 500g cans every years, so good, but so sweet too.

Slices of butter, straight half and half, frozen pizzas that I cover with extra cheese and jalapeños.
I also dip potato chips in sour cream that I add season salt to.

>>8325388
pic related

hole bag in one sitting, stomachache short after and self loathing long after

>>8329020
Buy some dutch processed cocoa and bake brownies with it. tastes just like oreos, without the bullshit.

>>8331029
Why the self loathing? That shit has less sugar than a 2l bottle of coke, of which some specimen drink 2 or even more a day - regularly.

>>8328826
Ever have a McGangBang? You take a McChicken and a Mcdouble and stick them together. I enjoy it as an American.

>>8329129
Dark chocolate covered cashews and pistachios from Trader Joe's. Very clean.

After I add the seasoning to my instant ramen I always stick my long tongue into the sachet to get at the powder residue like an MSG loving anteater.

This mixed with pasta.

>>8325405
Hmmm biltong is lekker

Boiled peanuts. I will stop at every fucking roadside stand for a bag/cup.

>>8331528
The city I grew up in had an extremely popular roadside boiled peanut stand that had been around for years that got shut down when the proprietor got caught pissing in the boiling pots. Can't tell you how many pounds of them I'd eaten. Haven't touched one since

>>8331536
What, just what, was he trying to achieve? He didn't want to spend money on salt or something?

>>8331555
Who fucking knows. Was the most devastating moment of my life at that moment in time when I heard

>>8331536
Jesus Christ....to be honest though Im so addicted to these fuckers(especially the Cajun ones) I would have probably just found another stand.

>>8331580
Well next time you suck the juice out of the shell, you'll think of me :^)

>>8331458
Beans and spag aint bad desu

>>8331528
I never could understand the appeal of these honestly. Like they don't taste bad but it's nothing compared to like spiced toasted almonds.

>>8331240
though it's probably still a lot of sugar your comment eased my pain, thanks.

>>8328718
i love that shit

>>8327307
Jail food?

>>8325388
Dulce de leche. Comes among other forms in a sealed plastic sachet, cut one corner and squeeze it out. Cheap shit comes like that, good stuff comes in an actual container.

So, once every handful of months, for some reason I just buy the a quarter-kilo-ish sachet of the cheap shit and squeeze the whole thing into my mouth in one go. I will wring every drop of caramel out of that plastic bag like cum out of a feminine penis. Its probably in excess of my daily calorie intake and a week's worth of sugar. I felt really funny afterwards a couple of times, and it sure as shit was not just a simple sugar rush.

Outside of this and the occasional small amount of party fare I don't even eat any sort of unhealthy crap, kinda weird.

>>8325388
I can't remember what it tastes like, but I remember never liking it. Cooking it yourself with whole cranberries is so much better.

>>8328801
bless you anon

>>8331458
I just eat that on its own. Whole can in one sitting.

>>8327399
>>8327404

Agreed. Fried spam is a lovely thing. I'll have egg and toast with it occasionally too.

>>8330281
I do this with canned chili instead of taco meat

My 80s childhood had street fairs where they poured the chili in a little bag of fritos and topped it with cheese and sour cream.

I still have it every few weeks. I try to only buy the ingredients when I am really craving it though. It's so many calories to consume when you only feel half hearted about it. Might as well make it good.

Light brown sugar, right out of the bag.

>>8329560

How are Stax compared to Pringles? The only time I found Stax in my country it was imported, and it was 4€ a piece, so I said "fuck that".

>>8328801
/thread

>>8331528
these used to be everywhere in florida. moved to AZ and can't find these fuckers anywhere

>>8325388
>>8325409
>>8325724
>>8326281
Me too. I loves these things.
>>8327307
Would try
>>8327399
on them Hawaiian rolls or those sushi things they make in Hawaii
>>8328826
With extra mayo
>>8331458
Add hotdogs

>>8325388
Cows heart with baked beans

>>8336265
That's not a guilty pleasure. Add a green vegetable and some seasoning/herbs and it's a nice dinner.

I like to add cumin, pepper, cayenne, paprika, and fresh tarragon or basil to my beef heart. It's choice.

>>8335863
>My 80s childhood had street fairs where they poured the chili in a little bag of fritos and topped it with cheese and sour cream.

Same here, only Dorito's with taco meat and the other accoutrements.

>>8329968
Are you me? Cause I can eat damn near anything with some Frenches Mustard

>>8325405
You should be proud more than anything. American jerky isn't even close to as good. It tastes more like plain chili bites in teriyaki sauce and costs ~85R.

>>8325388

Does a jellied cranberry sauce slicer exist, like those for hardboiled eggs?

>>8329020
This anon would not eat them in a house, nor with a mouse

This anon will not eat oreos, neither here, nor there, or anywhere

>>8338189
Best post all night thanks dude

>>8327378

Cooked with scrambled eggs and NY sharp cheddar is a staple for dinner every couple weeks.

>>8335729
Alot of people have. When I used to live alone I would eat those cold out of the can squatting naked on a bamboo mat covered in burn marks in my barren living room while staring at black tv screen playing dubstep because I didn't own speakers or have better music.

I take sips out of the pure maple syrup container
I'm not Canadian

>>8335920
Other guy here. In my experience, Stax isn't as good as Pringles ; the seasoning isn't evenly distributed, creating a chip that is 2/3 potato-fried-in-palm-oil blandness, and 1/3 tongue-fuckting satiness/seasoning. The chips are also hard, instead of crispy.

>>8337983
I've personally never seen a device for that. Maybe it's an invention yet to be made for fringe eaters like us.

>>8330303
oooooh i love this stuff.

yesterday i made some cardamom shortbread and made little sandwiches with this chestnut creme in between. fuckin taste

>>8327307
Iceberg lettuce and ranch is a comfort food for me. I know it doesn't count as a salad but it's delicious

I enjoy the McDonalds breakfast. With every bite of syrup covered pancake, I also take a bite of the sausage. That savory sweet mix is delicious.

>>8328801
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOO

>eat onions like apples
>extra sour cream on everything

I can't be the only one?

>>8339425
My grandfather ate onions like apples, he's dead now.

>>8339425
Oh shit my love for sour cream. I actually use it like most use mayonnaise which I absolutely hate. Sour cream though is so delicious and rich

>>8339451
m-mine too

>>8339451
Shit he had good taste, rip.
>>8339478
I literally add it to every savory dish. Even shit like baked chicken or Shepard's pie. Even fucking fish.

>>8340128
Dude! Next time you blacken fish, blend your sour cream with a bit of green onion, and lemon zest. Makes the fucking best fish sauce

>>8331454
My fucking nigger

>>8328719
I swear to god the #1 thing I miss when I'm away from home is fucking pork pies

>>8325405
Why?

>>8325388
Who doesn't like the jellied kind?

Only Trump's fashies likle the relish kind.

>>8340477
I don't really like the jellied kind, but I haven't had it in a while to see if I'd like it now.

>>8340388
I always look forward to eating pork pies but as soon as I get one and finish the first bite -I no longer want to finish it. It's like closing several porn tabs in your browser after you cum.

>>8325417
this

>>8340534
I get this same feeling with a really good doner kebab. When I get to the end of it I just get really depressed because its so fucking good.

Potato.

Not because it's bad or anything, but because of how much I eat them and the variety of ways I make it. I eat potatoes every single day when I'm at Uni.

>fries, boiled for 5-10 and then either deep fried or tossed in butter an baked
>spanish tortilla with bacon bits
>hassleback
>twice baked
>hashbrowns
>cubed and added to scrambled eggs
>mashed potato and leftover mashed potato fritters

I am a bit ashamed but I honestly believe the humble potato to be the greatest food on Earth.

I drink the liquid.


Also, occasionally soy sauce.

>>8340534
Just buy more

>>8328718
This
>>8328801
I don't drain the liquid, especially corn. Microwave it with butter, and finish the bowl, not a drop left.


Also, microwaving canned red beet slices with a whole lot of sour cream after. Yep.

>>8339280
that sounds choice.

I make a good shortbread cookie. I should try this.

>>8339312
I do this to. It makes me smile

these motherfuckers, straight out of the can

Ass.

>1 big banana, mashed
>a few hand full of frozen berry mix
>a few dried dates, chopped
>pour joghurt over it
>mix with oats

I could eat that stuff for every single meal, every single day.

>>8328763
I hope you're implying what I think you're implying.

>>8328801
It's been a long time since a post made me physically recoil. Christ on a cheesy crust, you need help.

The liquid of the canned corn.
Also, canned red beans, straight out of rlthe can (cold, of course)

>>8341885
My weakness, I usually get the store brand though, a little tastier.

>>8325388
kalamata olives by themselves, I can eat a whole container

>>8344478
Duuuude

These filthy pieces of shit

>>8328801

>>8339425
>eat onions like apples

Are you the grinch?

>>8339425
>>8345108

I will say that I will eat sour cream just straight up, though, so I'm not judging you.

I don't go out of my way to do it but if I order a quesadilla or some such with some sour cream, and there's any left over, I'll just eat that shit right out of the little plastic cups.

Same goes for Hummus. I once ate a medium package of hummus with a spoon.

>>8345113
>am you me??

>>8325388
These damn breakfast sausages

>>8330281
Fuck that sounds good

>>8330281
these are actually a common street food called walking tacos
alternatively called frito bowls but in my experience those are usually made with chili

Sometimes I'll just melt some butter and mix it with brown sugar and molasses

>>8328801
The corn is good because it's basically just sugar water, that other shit is nasty though what the fuck
Canned beet juice is amazing as well

>>8325388
>Favorite Guilty Pleasures
When I cut up an especially bloody piece of steak I like to lick the blood out of the grooves of the cutting board, and I used to have one with a trough in it all around the edge and I'd drink it out of the trough after it filled up.
I was at a steakhouse one time where they walked around with meat on skewers and they would come tableside and throw cuts on your plate as desired. I asked the waiter to pour all of the blood out of the tray they kept under the skewer onto my plate and then drank it off the plate.
I had some vacuum bag sealed meats one time and I sucked the blood out of the bag after I cut the meat out of it.

......that being said I don't do that very often because a lot of the time the blood turns out to not taste very good at all. When it's good though, it's good. That and anyone around at the time typically doesn't like to see that shit.

>>8345291
Which hot topic do you manage/own?

>>8345244
Oooooh shit the maple flavored Jimmy Dean links

>>8345290
Paint that mixture on bacon and then cook

>>8345299
I'd been sneaking blood off the cutting boards since before I hit my teens.

Always liked to eat flowers too. No fucking idea why, just always have.

>>8341885
Yis

>>8331454

I do this, too. So white trash, so delicious.

>>8328801
this almost made me throw up. I could taste the salt veggie water.

>>8337671
Mah nigga

>>8330036
What are they exactly?

Crisp sandwiches.
Two well buttered slices of bread and lightly salted crisps in between.

I hate myself for liking this. It's double-carbing. It's tasteless. It's a sin... and it's kind of comforting.

I just had a guilty pleasure: breakfast burritos with egg, cheese, and corned beef hash. yeah it's double carbs and triple cholesterol, but I shouldn't have to stop to eat for another 7-8 hours at least.

>>8346364
>crisp sandwiches
>double carbing
kek
Come back when you're eating super noodles on toast

I unironically love mcchickens

>>8325388
I just sit and eat pickles from the jar. Pickled anything. Gherkins, onions, cabbage, beetroot. Just give me a jar and I'll go to fucking town.

I fucking love these things too much

>>8345093

Are they still really cheap?

I remember eating these all the time after getting off of my shift and having greasy shits the next day

>no ragrets

>>8346427
kek. I had some class this semester where the teacher told us that there's butane in the chicken McDonald's uses for thier McChicken.

That still won't stop me from eating them, they're so fucking good.

>>8335920
they smell weird

I put vinegar on plain rice

I fucking love these, sometimes I just eat it straight from the can without warming it up. It has to be Scooby-Doo shaped though for maximum nostalgia and deliciousness.

>>8346650
They used to be 2/$1.00 but now I think it's like $1.35

>>8346786
Mah fucking nigga

i have accepted not trying to not eat the entire bag in one go and only buy this occasionally

These chips

Goddamn these chips are good

I'm told by local natives they're favored by the black community, so I guess I'm part negroid, can't live without these fucking chips

I sneak into my neigbours garden and steal his chives. I don't even like the taste as such but I love eating other peoples herbs. Sometimes I spill some greek yoghurt on the pot intentionally so he thinks someone made a yoghurt and chive dip. I am actually lactose intolerant so couldn't do that lel. I just love the thrill. I guess it is better than public masturbation

>>8347365
And thus was born the "Chive Bandit"

>>8345291
I feel bad for the waiter. Please tell me you at least tipped the waiter well.

>>8347365
public masturbation doesn't hurt anybody, but your chive thievery does

>>8347365
include me in screencap

>>8347365
you are autistic

>>8330296

/v/ get out

penis

>>8325417
This right here. Why are they so good? Why do I keep going back for more?

>>8346663
>implying that's not the secret ingredient

>>8327378

that with two fried eggs and hash browns. A meal for Alpha champions.

>>8341039
this but jalapeno/garlic stuffed vs pimiento

>>8347365
He thinks someone made a dip flowerpot side?

>>8325724
Is this really that much of a guilty pleasure? Are you not supposed to eat cereal as an adult or something? I eat cereal all the time.

>>8341885
I do this, but not that brand. They're pretty damn good, though.

I put black olives on the tips of my fingers and play pic related :(

>>8340477
>only twumps fashies

>>8326260

I'm so glad I'm not alone in this. It's sooooo good.

>>8348571
>>8340477
>>>/tv/

I eat Ramen raw pretty often. Sometimes I'm just too lazy to cook it. So I throw it in a ziplock with the seasoning, break it with my palm, toss it around a bit then pour it all out onto a plate and it like a snack.

Total poor man's snack but it's actually pretty tasty.

>>8328801

>>8339312
you know mcgriddles exist right?

I tried these out just a couple of days ago. Holy shit, these are the best. Most other chips and snacks are total shit by comparison.

>>8345093
storytime
>be 21
>playin call of duty and taking fat bong rips at my bro's house
>finish off an eighth when suddenly it hits
>the munchies
>feel like a jew fresh out of a concentration camp where they had an even jewier jew controlling the food budget
>jack in the box commercial comes on pandora
>buddy and i lock eyes
>grab drinks and load up in his truck
i feel like at this point i need to point out the nearest jack in the box was an hour's drive away
>we book it
>sipping on mikey d's sweet tea to stave off our immense hunger
> an hour later we arrive
> glorioussign on the window depicting the glory that is 2 for $1 greasy ass tacos
>pulll up to drive-thru
>buddy is flat broke and i've only got a $20
>too stoned to do math or be reasonable
>"i need $20 worth of tacos"
>silence over the speaker
> muffled debating
>a laugh as the speaker crackles " i got u bro"
and that's how i learned that 2 guys cannot eat 40 jack in the box tacos before they turn into a soggy inedible mess.

>>8349107
Holy shit kek I've done the exact same thing at taco bell for the $1 beefy frito burritos. Me and a friend learned that 10 each was way more than we'd anticipated. And we were I'm sure the subject of much laughter at our expense

>Break up ramen in the package
>Add the spice pack
>Eat right from the pack

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