/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8303008
> you can cook one waffle to the left, one waffle to the right, both waffles simultaneously or none at all
What a fucking unitasker!

>>8303008
>not making shoes
Shiggy diggy.

>>8303008
Alton, please show me me how to make a waffle with a pair of sunglasses and a fleshlight

>>8303008
>not using a waffle iron to make god tiered grilled cheese sandwiches or melts.

I would call you a total irredeemably, shortsighted faggot, but I won't do that.

>can only heat things

Are you shitting me? Waffle irons make the best hash browns and cookies

>>8303082
You can use it on herbs, meat, your wrists...the list goes on

>>8303088
But it only cuts things. Worthless unitasker

>>8303088
it's only good for cutting.

>>8303082
It stabs also.

>>8303094
>>8303095
It can stab, chop, slice etc. You just have to know how to use it right ;)

>>8303102
>stab, chop, slice etc
Those are all cutting

You can use the Iron to make baked donuts

>>8303071
This one alone proofs that the whole "le unitaskers are bad :^)" is bullshit. The guy wanted to feel special at least once in his miserable life.

>>8303008

>>8303117

>>8303113
not if you do it right idot

>>8303122
>egg piercer

>>8303122
>>8303117
Explain why these are unitaskers

>>8303125
>No more burnt fingers when making toast
>Safely retrieve your toast from the toaster
>Magnetically attach to outside of toaster when not in use

ALL IT DOES IS GRATE THINGS. JESUS CHRIST WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!

>>8303128

>>8303127
no

>>8303132

>>8303094
>>8303095
You can use the blunt end to cracked open nuts or grab it by the blade in order to use the handle as a meat tenderizer.

>>8303139

>>8303141
>Non-stick mesh strips for toasting sandwiches
>Let heat and air circulate for crisp, golden results
>Catch crumbs and cheese so your toaster stays clean
>Reusable up to 500 times

>>8303144

>>8303140

you can also use the flat of the blade to crush herbs and spices, garlic, etc.

>>8303145
>cherry stoner

potato peeling fork

>>8303140
And then you cut the shit out of your hand

>>8303094
Wrong it also cuts people

>>8303154
People are a thing

>>8303153
You fucking people, not everything has to be cutting

>>8303129
It also slices

>>8303151

>>8303164
either a turkey lifter or something you use to pretend you're wolverine

>it grabs

10/10 nature. Good fucking show. Whatever will you think of next?

>>8303159
Things are useful
That's why we objectivy them

>>8303101
Stabbing is just a subset of cutting, anon

>>8303168
You can also use it to break nuts, or use it as a meat tenderiser.

>>8303168
It also scratches and rubs and you know

>>8303148
You can buy a couple of those and build a shelf with them.


>>8303152
You can use it as a regular fork and also build a shelf with it if you buy a couple of em.

>>8303186
i... i want it

>>8303186

>>8303168
It has a built in thermometer, if the flesh burns and releases a foul smell you know the dish is still too how.

>>8303115
>This one alone proofs that the whole "le unitaskers are bad :^)" is bullshit.

No, you're just misapplying the definition of unitasker.

Jesus Christ

>>8303186
*smacks lips*

>>8303212
What's the definiion of an unitasker?

>>8303217
Bread rollers are invaluable tools both in and out of the kitchen.

>>8303008
I have actually used a waffle iron to make grilled cheese sandwiches before. Assemble as normal including additional fillings, then compress into the waffle iron. The cheese leaks out and forms a nice crust and the waffle craters can be used for other condiments.

>linecooks btfo
>barely past min wage btfo
>shouldhavebetonSTEM.png

>>8303240
>not buying a panini press

>>8303232
A device that performs only one specific function.

A knife is not a unitasker because it can cut many different things: you can fillet a fish with it, dice an onion, carve a roast, break down a chicken, mince herbs, etc. It has countless functions, not just one.

Likewise an oven is not a unitasker because you can use it to cook many different things: braise, roast, bake cookies, a pie, pizza, etc.

Unitaskers do only one specific thing, not a wide variety of things. Pic related, for example, only cracks eggs. That's it. (unless you want to come up with some kind of sperg use like a paperweight)

>>8303253
>fuck your unitasker
>use the same thing with less useful grill plates for what he wants to do

There's nothing wrong with owning unitaskers, as long as the unitasker can do a chore quicker/simpler than you can, and there's no difference in quality.

If you buy one and only use it once, then you're kinda fucking stupid, but that's a different point.

>>8303256
That is not a unitasker because it can open many types of egg. Everything grade C-AA as well as any color of egg.

>>8303256
Apply the Unix philosophy of doing only one thing, but doing it well.

And I'd buy that egg cracker, I'm tired of eggshell shards.

>>8303256
>Pic related, for example, only cracks eggs

And an oven still only heats things up. If you really want to follow that unitasker meme please stop having double standards.

>>8303272
I have literally never had this problem and don't understand why people do.

Are you just smashing your eggs in a bowl to open them like hulk or something? jfc.

>>8303269
Sperg detected

>>8303272
They don't work very well. You'd probably end up with more shards than you would cracking them by hand.

>>8303275
fuckin 10 eggs cartons. 12 is a better number. More factors.

>>8303276
With the lid of the bowl, or a fork, or any other kind of edge. There are always shard but if I didn't do it with enough force to make it easily open but not too forceful to not outright smash it I will have to be carefully cleaning away shards before the come loose into the food. Worse even if I only ended breaking the shell without actually opening it at all.

>>8303243
Can that thing give me a handjob?

>>8303256
I unironically use one of these

I cracked hundreds of eggs before buying one, and I STILL managed to either break the yolk, or get bits of shell in, no matter how many meme methods of breaking I tried, and it would always send me into an autistic rage.

One handy tool later. Perfect eggs. Every time.

>>8303298
>automatically shake your cocktails
>

>ona hole butthole mould of miley cyrus
>lube
>

>>8303276
I just don't know where I went wrong

>>8303298
ye probably, just treat it nice unless you want it ripped off by hydraulics

>>8303269
Pretty trivial differences there (grade and colour). It can't even crack quail (too small) or duck (too large) eggs.
You really have to reach to find a practical application for that other than "cracks hens eggs". Not to mention why buy that when you can already crack eggs. I'd expect to see items like this in say, an egg themed restaurant that cracks hundreds or thousands of them a day. However this egg restaurant will also have an oven, as will the generic restaurant next to it which will be completely devoid of egg crackers.

to;dr: kys

>>8303275

Arts & Crafts for your wife's son.

>>8303313
The thumbnail looks like the hand is holding a dick.

https://youtu.be/stTzLmoStsU

this """""artisan""""" tordiya maker pod machine is by far the worst unitasker I've seen

>>8303985
I love how fake her accent gets when she says "fresh tortillas"

>>8303132
That one would be nice to have for a prep cook doing large amounts if it actually works that well

>>8303275
Fucking metric eggs.
GB2Sucking germany's dick, you eurotrash fuck.

>>8303985
I really hate it when mexican people randomly start rolling r's.

>>8303144
This one doesn't seem that bad. Just an accessory for making a toaster into a ghetto panini press.

>>8303243
Can it tell jokes and say I'm good at washing dishes?

>>8303191
Is that like a carrying case for a specific size pizza slice

>>8303291

>Not cracking on a flat surface

I found your problem.

>>8303985

>rolls her R's on the word "fresh"
>Tortilla maker is a giant fucking monstrosity and is basically the keurig of torillas, meaning you have to buy their single-serving pods at whatever price they set or you can't use your tortilla maker

I'm gonna watch this video a second time that was so entertaining.

>>8304777
>>8303985

Did some more research: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB-j4cz2PlA

It's $400 and each pod is 70 cents. 70 cents for a tiny fucking tortilla.

>>8303985
This legitimately makes me angry.

>>8304785
Their website FAQ said 79 cents per pod.

>>8303985
> Not knowing how to make tortillas from corn flour, water, your hands, and a flat pan

Are Americans this inept at cooking?

>>8303343
Dont get me started

>it only kills people

>>8305714
well, it does. bears too i guess. i'm totally for guns too.

>all this autism over what is or isn't a unitasker
It's a unitasker if it is only used ON or WITH one thing. It is not a unitasker if you can use it with a variety of things, as therefore it can be used to make multiple dishes. Calling an oven or a knife a unitasker is retarded and you fags know it.

>>8303985
If you need tortillas dey betta be FDESH.
Makes FDESH tor TEEyAS in seconds.
>says 'Fresh' completely normally at 1:40
kek

>>8303030
a reference to early athletic shoes

i see you, /ck/

>>8303340
kek

>>8303049
No, my friend. That is what THIS unitasker is for.

Hey all, I know this is the wrong place, but anyone got advice on a Tefal OptiGrill vs a goreforeman vs any other product?

I'm shopping for my wife and every website is bias as all hell.

>>8303168
It also does...

THIS

>tfw too smart for multitaskers

>>8307099
I love these, when i was a kid i had so many good recipes using it. My favorite was a spicy cheese and corn quesadilla.

>>8303985
You can tell that these people have never spoken Spanish in their lives. And the tortillas there look terrible, nothing like real tortillas. You can get better tortillas from Walmart that actually resemble tortillas.

why the fuck do these exist

>>8305714
>he doesn't have the gun with the toothbrush attachment

>>8303256
Aren't these things generally for the disabled or old people?

>>8303225
*ahem* do not put these in the dishwasher

>>8305714
It also kills nigers

>>8304017
We have packets of 6 to 30, tho.

>>8303139
>>8307328
These are great if you have fucked up hands.
When i was a kid, i was in a car accident which resulted in my hands being smashed.

>>8303985
FFRRRESH TOR-DEE-AHS

There's nothing like them. Unless you're lucky enough to live next to a OCO DO-TEA-REAH, chances are your mostly buying processed off the shelf packages at a grocery store.

>>8307099
pop open a can of the small cheap biscuits, put some cheese between two, let it cook.

bomb ass grilled cheese sandwhiches.

>>8303985
>all natural non-GMO organic

>>8308073
how do you type or are you on a phone??

>>8308388
i can use a keyboard, it just takes a little longer.

my biggest issue is that i have no fucking grip when trying to open/close/peel things.

>>8303036
Hahahahahaha

>>8304296
Maybe to hold pie for a lunch box? So it doesn't get crushed.

>>8308360
So the 2 slots make different patterns, then why did the person took out the cooked pastry then switch it up? To fuck up the pattern?

>>8308360

These look kinda thick, don't they? I've only had piezelle from my grandma and she makes them wafer thin, so I'm assuming that's how they're supposed to be

>>8303095
I use it as a smasher and grinder

t. someone that cooks with garlic

All it does is presses ducks

>>8303985
Her accent swing wildly from Mexicant to MidWest at the drop of a hat.

>>8303186
This wouldn't fucking work

>>8309240
It works perfectly.
I have one for parties.

>>8303274
It's so obvious you've spent your money on some useless bullshit unitaskers and now you're buttmad as fuck.

>>8309253
Do you have to stick something into the hole to mess up the inside of the watermelon?

Just poking a hole in a watermelon is not going to make juice flow out.

>>8309617
>Just poking a hole in a watermelon is not going to make juice flow out.

Although some holes can be poked and juices flow out, you're correct. The cell walls of the watermelon won't suddenly collapse and release the juice just because a hole was poked in the bottom.

Just a bullshit gimmick to sell to information receptacles without analysis chips.