/ck/ - Food & Cooking

#19 + #13 and maybe one of the threads about fast food

>>8277201

>Breakfast

3 egg Omelette, 5 strips bacon, 4 sausages, 2 grilled cheese sandwiches, fried mushrooms, cheese on toast, beans in tomato sauce

>mid morning snack

Bag of doritos (sweet chili heat) and packet of skittles

>Lunch

2 bacon cheeseburgers with fries
1 Hot pocket
Package of mac and cheese with ketchup

>Afternoon snack

Pack of chocolate Almonds

>Dinner

Large double pepperoni, double cheese pizza with ranch and hot sauce
Cheese bread sticks
Small cheeseburger
Small microwave frozen 4 cheese pizza
7 chicken tenders with fries and onion rings, with honey mustard, bbq, sriracha, ketchup for dipping, cheetos and a large coke.

>Dessert

Pint of ben and jerrys with 4 chewy chocolate chip cookies and whipped cream


I know it's a lot. I have issues and I am obese in real life (but it's not my fault- genetics, bullied, etc) and I normally don't eat this much but I do eat tons normally about 4000 calories a day minimum

>>8277235

I know this feel. I order pizza about 5 times a week. Usually get one supreme toppings or something and then another small pepperoni or cheese pizza which I time myself to eat as fast as possible with tons of ranch for no reason other than it tastes good and makes me feel accomplished. I'm 5'7 and about 290lbs

>>8277201
Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>>8277201
>ate

The word of the day is, "eaten."

>>8277235
>its not my fault
false

>>8277201
Last time I got stoned was when GTA V came out. It's a weird feeling getting stoned at your house as an adult. I made a 2.2kg roast leg of lamb, a whole 2kg bag potatoes roasted, 1kg of roasted carrots, 2 bushells of steamed broccoli followed by four large homemade chocolate brownies warmed up and topped with half a tub of vanilla ice cream smothered in a a saucepan full of hot chocolate fudge.

When I stopped feeling stoned I was so full it was excruciatingly painful.

>>8277235
Genetics doesn't put food in your mouth

12 hard tacos in one go when I was 11, I'm not sure how I managed it

>>8277201
I ate 52 blazing wings and a large pizza and puked on a girl at the party with my dick out

>>8277235
Damn. I'm fat but holy hell you must be gigantic.

3 hams

>>8277235
>I have issues and I am obese in real life (but it's not my fault- genetics, bullied, etc) and I normally don't eat this much but I do eat tons normally about 4000 calories a day minimum

you're only making up excuses for why you're a fatfuck

>>8277235
In several other tabs I have porn open of men and woman gorging themselves.

Know that your lifestyle has made me rock hard and I thank you for existing.

god I wish I could have heard your stomach after all that.

>>8277419
Are you a feeder? Are you fat yourself?

Me and my roommate moved in with a couple new people, we had to get it done that day so we skipped breakfast and lunch, moved a bunch of heavy shit, appliances and whatnot. We were starving and went to a smallish chain called Cotton Patch, shared 3 appetizers and a full chicken-fried steak, rolls, mashed potatoes and green beans and somehow some cobbler.

>>8277420
Used to be obese. Lost it all but I've had a fat fetish since I was a child. On me it's not enjoyable, but god dammit if I don't love the hell out of a fat woman, the more unevenly the fat is distributed the better.

>>8277201
ur mums pussy m8

>>8277438
So you're a feeder? You would willingly let your gf suffer?

>>8277430
Are you saying you shared the appetizers and then you got the rest of the food, or did you share all of that?

>>8277430
>I shared an entree with sides, three small appetizers and a desert

Tha fuck? Thats like a normal american meal. Possibly under 1600 cals per person.

Damn I could tell you some stories of my fatasfatass adventures, OP. I've demolished a mcdonalds family box a few times, some kfc family boxes, all kinds of shit. I've gone to all you can eat buffets alone before, never really gone to one and gorged myself stupid though. I only go to them early when they first start it, if the place starts filling up quick I'm out of there.

>>8277235
Man, I was gonna say two double whoppers but what's the point? Thats more than I eat in a week

>>8277476
Do the staff gives you dirty looks if you go alone?

>>8277455
mmmmm kinda. Like theres a few 500+lb porn stars out there that I want nothing more than to fuck the ever loving shit out of and just caress and play with their fat folds. We never really see their lives and health issues so it's easy to forget the entire picture, but It doesn't change me much. Skinny chicks almost never do it for me and those under 200lb chicks who call them selves chubby just upsets me. I've jerked it to several tlc specials on people so big they're immobile. The brain the heart and the penis are in sync and wants what it wants.

Sucks theres no healthy way to be super obese, but it works for me so fuck it. Some dudes choke them selves and beat the shit out of their girl to get a boner. I can just let the girl do it to herself over the course of years.

>>8277483
Not really, I'm not a massively obese fuck, nor am I a sweaty mouthbreather, I'm 6'4 and about 140kgs.

20 piece chicken mcnuggets, 2 mcdoubles, large fries and a shamrock shake

>>8277201
That resturant is a goddamn meme

I'll admit the pastrami sandwich was delicious, but I feel like I payed $20 for something I could've gotten at any other Jewish deli for $12 just because it was the restaurant from "When Harry met Sally"

Five Big Macs several years ago when they were selling for a dollar a piece.

I thought I was going to burst.

>>8277501
During Halloween?

3/4ths of a 20 inch pizza and 4 beers.

Felt like shit afterwards.

>>8277201
6 Lobsters and assorted brunch foods(Ham, Eggs Benedict, etc)

>>8277509
It's a tourist trap. Just like the majority of the "big name" NYC restaurants. They charge that much because idiots will pay for it so they can say they went there. Meanwhile, as you said, you can go to another jewish deli and get it cheaper and just as good, possibly better.

>tfw ate 2/3 of a crave case

On a bet in high school, I ate 3 Grilled Stuffed Burritos from taco bell. The original ones, not the new ones with guac and stuff.
I was in marching band, wrestling, and tennis at the time, so I was already eating dumptrucks of food every meal.
My butthole integrity was safe too, because I grew up with a taco bell walking distance from my house.

>>8277201
Two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

A whole large pizza from pizza hut this one time. It was over the course of 2 hours, though. I was playing World of Warcraft while eating it.

>>8277244
Epic GTA meemee

>>8277207
Fuck you

Plate of Jalapeno Poppers, Garlic Edamame, Takoyaki, a crepe, huge bowl of ramen, and a couple scoops of ice cream. Pretty sure I had a large glass of Boba Tea while I was there too.


All in once sitting, might I add. I have a lot of Japanese food near my house, so my friends and I have made a local ramen shop as our kind of "hang out". The ramen place is connected to this little crepe shop so for dessert we tend to drop by there as well.

I'm by no means fat, so I have no idea where all of that food went.

>>8277660
>one whole large pizza from pizza hut

Pretty small time tbqh m80

I've smashed 3 large pizzahut pizzas and a garlic bread in about 30 minutes before and that's a pretty normal/unimpressive thing for me.

>>8277665
what's your fucking problem?

>>8277657
Man, smoke you a fatass.

I eat about 8 or so of these bad boys in a sitting, every time. Drowned in milk.

>>8277235
this is a lie

>>8277692
Finished them in 2 minutes.

Six kittens swallowed whole. Pic related

>>8277487
nice.

>>8277487
>>8277419
Jesus fucking christ

>>8277201
two large pepperoni pizzas after a youth soccer game back when I was like 10.

>>8277201

>Wake up after drinking 2 32's of Olde English
>Not hangover but hungry as shit
>Microwave a big box of Fridays Potato Skins (The whole half potato kind) and 4 white castle cheeseburger sliders
>Later throw in a Palermos medium crust chicken bacon ranch frozen pizza in the oven
>Around 2-3pm still hungry so go and get a Whole publix chicken tendy sub with buffalo, ranch, lettuce, tomato and bacon, a bag of chips, a cup of chili.
>Also throw a pint of Haagendaaz in a blender with some milk for a milkshake.

I didn't eat the day prior so that's probably how I did it.

>>8277235
>>8277240
fucking pathetic. not even the fact you're obese/digusting, but just the fact that you can casually lie to yourselves this easily.

please consider turning it around before it's too late.

at least it related to the thread topic

when i used to purge I would stuff my face with everything in the house until my stomach got so bloated i couldn't move. it's amazing how being anorexic and not eating for a year went down the drain after eating one hot dog. no joke went from 89 lbs to 115 in the course of almost a year from binging and purging. i could not stop myself from and it sounds weird but i felt actual hunger in my throat, I'm not sure how to explain it but I did. i miss being skinny, now i'm 5'5 120lbs and my body is hot all of the time now instead of cold and i feel like a fat slob. my thighs got kind of chubby and i hate it.

welp i just wanted to get that off of my chest

>>8278044
I'll lick your thighs for your baby.

>>8277785
>>8277772
>poor souls will never know the pleasure of licking the sweat off of the asscrack of someone twice your size

>will never know the joys of just going berserk in the kitchen cooking for hours on end just to to feed someone a thanksgiving feast for every meal

>will never have itis naps with a body pillow bigger than you.

>>8278147
chubby chaser here
haven't gone full SSBBW yet, but yeah
you're living it dude

>>8278147
I have the same fetish but I like to shame them after egging them into eating a giant meal I spent hours cooking.

They would cry and bitch but it is guaranteed that they will eat the next large stack off food that I offer them in a few hours.

And unlike this pussy I like to hit and choke them from time to time and tell them that they are trash and no one but me will put up with their filthy disgusting habits.

9 Jumbo eggs 2 whole loaves of bread and gallon of chocolate milk. I was a hardcore bulk before a competition and was determined to get a 200 kg squat got at the end bw 91 kg

>>8277201
Probably somewhere between .09 and 127.1

>>8277201
I'd say a half a pizza. I was drunk and high as fuck and hungry so I ordered one. Got about halfway through before I started getting sick and let my brother have the other half.

17 wings at KFC

I got really high one time and I had
Two deep dish Little Caesar's pizzas
Crazy bread
2 liters of soda
10 McDonald's cheeseburgers
Two 20 piece McNuggets
Pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream
A family size pack of Chips Ahoy cookies
Half a gallon of milk
All eaten within a day. I have a stuffing fetish so I was horny as fuck the whole time with my gut being so full. Just thinking back on it is working me up

>>8277235
I'm a fucking fatass. I'm 350 pounds and only 6'1". I would struggle to eat the following off your list:

3 egg omlette, and the bacon. I'd try to force down the mushrooms because I love them but I doubt I'd get them all.

Doritos are pretty un-filling, so whatever.
I can see the burgers and fries, but a hot pocket would test my stomach's limits and the mac and cheese would make me explode.

The pizza I could split into two meals like an hour apart, but the rest of that would kill me.

It takes like four hours of nursing a pint of ben and jerries, and the rest of that shit would kill me.

Conclusion: Wow, I'm not really doing that bad compared to some people. I know that's like a burn victim comparing themselves to a charred corpse, but still. Damn.

This thread is unclean and must be purged

>>8277516
relevant picture

>>8278507
Nigga I used to down 2 pints of ben berries when I was like 12 how does it take you 4 hrs lmao

What's /ck/ think of the scrambled eggs I've made? It has Mexican blend cheese, tomato, onion, and some salt and pepper sprinkled in.
I made a whole bunch to last me for a few days.

>>8278460
>stuffing fetish

>>8278696
I assure you, I look nothing like that. I'm hip heavy, big ass/thighs, with a large belly as well

>>8277289
Thats ma boi. There's a korean bbq place near me with 20 dollars all you can eat sushi and bbq. I don't know the exact amounts but me and 3 other friends had around 25 plates of sushi and 15 plates of meat, plus like 4-5 beers. Felt like my fuckin arm was going numb but shit was tight tho.

>>8277257
Munchies is the reason why I rarely smoke weed. I'm a 5'7 140 pound manlet and last time I got high I was prepared to make ~20 servings of pretty decent sized tacos because I was expecting expecting a couple of friends to come over, which never happened so I decided to light it up instead, and when I finally sobered up I had barely enough for five tacos.

I normally get by with very little food but I was bloated like a fucking seal and had the worst gas of my life. Tacos and weed, never again.

>>8278460
~hora hora

>>8277235
All those poor animals who died only to be shoveled wholesale into your gaping gullet. Get it together, degenerate.

>>8277257
You're a big guy

>>8277264

I'm fat too but I can't eat massive amounts of food. I guess the most I have eaten at one time would be a classic triple combo from Wendys and didn't eat half the fries. A classic triple is a big burger though.

>>8277201
Did he really work every job in the business?

>>8277201

The first time i went to a sushi buffet, I ended up eating 50 pieces of sushi, 3 tempura shrimps and 2 ribs. I actually threw up just before reaching my car to go home...was fun tho.

Another time i went to a buffet with my friend which had steak... We made a bet who eats the most steak. I ate 8 250g steak.... holy shit my stomach hurt

Once when I 14-15

>went to cicis pizza buffet
>had at least 7 plates of pizza
>every plate had at least 6-7 slices piled on top of it
>even ate the crusts
>felt bloated as fuck but happy
>I shat a log and ripped my asshole the next day

Since I've been an adult.

>about 2 years ago
>made a giant bowl of queso dip
>ate an entire bag of Doritos with it
>ate 6 slices of meat lovers pizza
>ate about 2 pounds of freedom fries I had impulse bought on my way home
>topped off with 3 dr peppers

I felt like I was going to die that day.

>>8277235
>Not my fault
>Genetics
>4000 calories a day minimum

Are all Americans this fucking stupid?

I started eating tons past month or so, I gained roughly 10 lbs. Went from 155 -> 165.

Today I ate 2 frozen burrito, cup full of cereal/milk, about 2-3 servings of fried rice(rice+eggs+cheese) and nutrigrain bar

I still want to eat more even though my stomach is full. I've resisted the temptations. I'll probably stop at this for today, its only 1:30 PM right now too. I skipped out on my afternoon meal, cause above is what I ate in the early morning.

8 pounds of pho or pic related. Used to attempt food challenges around town and this was by far the most difficult. The fucking fries were so dry that they would just sit at the bottom of my throat.

bought weed for the first time in forever last weekend and ate an entire medium pan pizza and 8 wings from Dominoes.

probably about 3000 calories. ate over a night not just all at once, but it's the most I've had in awhile. not really into overeating that much normally.

>>8277235

In one sitting you spastic

An entire pie along with a full dinner and ice cream after.

Other day my breakfast was a bowl of oatmeal, two bowls of cereal, and three bowls of pumpkin cheesecake ice cream.

Whenever I hit a buffet I eat 4-5 plates of food plus 2 large plates of dessert.

I'm not even fat. Just bike commute life.

>>8279425

If it was after an 8 hour hike, I would destroy that.

>>8277201
Last night I went to a party with a catered buffet.

1 very full plate of various cheeses, crackers, fruits, and berries

A small salad

A tempura shrimp roll, 3 shrimp nigiri, and 3 tuna nigiri

A pound of shrimp cocktails

3 sliders, some empanadas, a dozen wings, and fries

6 filet mignons, each with broccoli, mashed potatos, and gravy

3 pieces of chocolate coated pineapple, 3 chocolate coated marshmallows, and a rice krispy square

A pot of coffee, a can of Coke, and 2 rum and Cokes.

I've eaten three pounds of pasta with homemade alfredo sauce and two pounds of chicken mixed in, then a quart of ice cream to finish it off.

I can't control myself when it comes to portions and I wish I could. I've tried everything from smaller plates to buying less food, but I'm like a monster. I've even considered do hypnosis to help. I can go some nights eating pounds of rice and beans. I eat about 6 people's worth of serving and I know it's the reason I'm so fat, but I don't know what to do.

>>8279658
Oh, the Horror ..

>>8278983

For you.

>>8277257
that is a surprisingly sophisticated meal for the munchies

>>8277201
I've eaten three large sushi rolls. A bowl of edamame. A bowl of rice, A bowl of miso soup in one sitting.

>>8277430
Weatherford,Tx?

>>8279700
It had been about 5 years since I got stoned before that and I got prepared. Baked the brownies in advance,, just warmed them up in the microwave before putting the ice cream on, Did the lamb low and slow so I didn't have to worry about overcooking. Otherwise it's really not complex. Roasting food is piss easy and very forgiving. Just making the sure I didn't fuck up the gravy was the only testing part. Making hot fudge is kinda similar to making gravy and really just needs a bit of attention and avoiding high heat.

>>8279458

Yeah, I was just mildly hungry after work one day. Surprisingly, not many people had finished it due to the 40 min time limit. You also couldn't use silverware which sucked because of the ladles of hidden chili underneath. The place went out of business not too long after. Literal name of place was Ripp's Grille.

>>8279393
You mean Brits.

>>8277235
genetics have nothing to do with being fat you ugly sack of curdled milk

How many fat people were there in the Nazi concentration camps?

>My genetics, herr commandant!

>>8277235
Mirin that bulk

Had the house to myself for an entire weekend.
Walked to the Winn Dixie got me a buy one get one free deal on packs of thin pork chops.
Fried them up and gorged on them while watching anime and Japanese Power Rangers.
Felt a bit ashamed later but that feeling passed. I'd do it again if I had the chance.

1.5 large little caesars pizzas

idk why i did it

5 guys bacon cheeseburger with all toppings and large fry

felt like i had a fever and couldnt sleep for about 15 hours until I took a massive shit that turned my block into nagasaki

>>8277235
Its clear you feel bad about this, but you can change it. I suggest you seek help in that endeavor.

I just remember one thanksgiving I just couldn't stop eating. Damn near puked. I seriously cant stop myself around mashed potatoes and gravy.

Most I've ever eaten in one sitting was
>3x Spicy McChickens
>3x McDoubles
>Medium Coca-Cola, no ice

I'm not really a big eater, I mainly snack on things throughout the day.

>>8278365
EVeryone just going to ignore the fact this dude bashes his GF?
Tf dude?

>>8277680
>bragging about being disgusting

lmfao

Two 4x4s, fries and a large shake from In N Out. I also used to regularly eat large Domino's pizzas in one go while studying during college

>>8277201
I used to have a binge eating problem after being anorexic at an unhealthy weight. 59kgs at 6foot. I beat anorexia but had a problem on the opposite end. I now have stopped purging lost thirty kilos and lift/diet.
I would eat like this at least four days a week.

> chocolate bar
> frozen chips and chicken schn for breakfast.
Skipped lunch
> fish, chips, calamari, seafood sticks, fishburger with salad. Two cans of pepsi. For dinner.
>followed by a huge bag of smiths chips, two litres of pepsi max, two blocks of Cadbury hazelnut chocolate and a pack of mint biscuits.

I've also ashamedly finished a fanily feast kfc bucket to myself with gravy and had sushi afterwards.

Now I have my eating under control. This is my day now.

> protein diet shake with almond milk.

>post workout protein bar.

>same diet shake.

>a snack for the afternoon usually ten crackers with low fat cheese or a muesli bar

>rice and broccoli chicken.

About once every few weeks I let myself have
>cheese and bacon burger from kfc
>18 nuggets
>large popcorn chicken.

Its still a lot of food but I've been able to normalize my diet and stop binging doing this. Went from 130kgs down to almost a hundred and still losing weight.

>>8280284
What are you gonna do? tell his mom?

>>8280008
Banana?

It was.... GLORIOUS!!!

>>8277201
This mexican resturant near me has an all-you-can-eat sunday lunch buffet. 9$, call you can eat. Endless white cheese dib, churros, burritos, chimichungas. Sweet jesus. I don't have numbers but suffice to say a fuckton of mexican food. A dozen chimichungas. Half a dozen burritos. All slathered in cheese sauce.

>>8277861
Holy balls dude you know you got it good when you can just have what amounts to a death-sentence convict's last meal for a casual sitting.

>>8277235
>but it's not my fault- genetics, bullied, etc

nigga did you read what you just posted

>>8280339
It was a really just a one time thing for that copious amount of food. Shat a fucking brick the next day and ran like 10 fucking miles.

Binge eating in the middle of the day.
A pack of peanuts (760 cal)
Four scoops of premium chocolate icecream (800 cal)
A Beirut sandwich (620 cal)
2 liters of Coke (800 cal)
3 big slices of pepperoni pizza (I don't even know)

I woke up in the middle of the night with the most revolting sensation in my stomach. I vomited all that shit, and it all came tasting like fucking chocolate. FUCK. Never did that again.

>>8277235
I am quite positive this is as much as I eat in two weeks.

I had 5 heaping plates at the caesars buffet in vegas once. Fullest I've ever been

>>8280305
>Now I have my eating under control. This is my day now.

Umm, no that "diet" is not "under control"

I dont know if it was the most I ate in one sitting but I ate 7 dozen chicken wings in one sitting. I actually did it a few times.

>Worked at lounge in casino
>Tuesday was wing night
>Paid $18.00 for 7 doz. Wings, all different flavours.
>Take then home and binge eat while watching South park

They were a good size too, not those dinky little wings some pubs have. We cut and breaded them in house too.

>>8280400
18 bucks for 84 wings? That's an amazing deal. America is wonderful

>>8280415
Canadafag, not american.
Because it was wing night it was a dine-in only thing, so I ate two wings and then got it all boxed up and took it home.

>>8279658
>I can't control myself
>I don't know what to do

If you can't control yourself, then who is controlling you? The ghost of obesity and excuses? No. You're in control. Of course you are.

Probably at some Las Vegas buffet. A 6 hour drive and some daytime drinking is enough to make me eat like a pig for the dinner buffet.

A more recent experience that made me feel like a total fatass was eating 75% of a 1lb bag of chips in one sitting. I fucking love Trader Joes serrano salsa, best salsa I've found in a mainstream store.

>>8280482
That's like telling someone with depression to stop.

"I have depression."
>"Stop being so sad."
"I'm cured!"

It's all mental, bub.

whole pizza and 72 cans of miller high life

>>8280493
I've seen people unironically say that here.

>>8277201
In one sitting? Probably a large pizza.

>>8278696

jesus is that really her forehead

>be poor college student
>doing culinary arts course
>not actually allowed to eat what we cook since we sell it
>survive on nothing but rice, soy sauce and pepper
>end of the course comes
>chef instructors throwing us a big BBQ
>SHIT NIGGA ALL I CAN EAT MEAT
>coalesce my months of near starvation into a single point
>eat 3 steaks, 1 porkchop, 2 chicken breasts, 5 sausages, corn bread, a baked potato and some caesar salad and a diet coke because I don't want to get fat
>wake up next morning
>something is wrong
>entire midsection hurts
>body freaking the fuck out from non rice substance that is now filling its every cavity
>spend next 3 days in constant agony
>end up missing graduation ceremony
>finally comes time to poop
>massive log of pure protein
>rips up anus pretty good on its way out
>have to saw it into pieces with a coat hanger just to flush

Good times

I loved Man vs Food but I hated how the dude would give up when he had two or three bites left. Or even fucking one.

>>8280513
That gave me a good chuckle.
Shit stories are the best.

>>8280289
>disgusting

You mean impressive.

>>8277235
You're a big guy

>>8277201
>stoner teen in the 90's
>get really high and buy fast food from various places to go eat in a strip mall parking lot
>2 big macs, 20 piece mcnug, 2 carls jr waffle fries, 12 jack in box tacos, large lil ceasars pepperoni pizza with crazy cheese.

Guacamole made with 3 avocadoes, one head of garlic, 8 habaneros and one lime
3 heads of lettuce
1.5 kg luxury tomatoes
4 kg apples
3 boxes of 750 gr red plums
A pineapple
4 kg of peaches
unknown amount of rasberries, at least 500 gr
unknown amount of cherries, between 2-4 kg.

Took me most of the afternoon and I had several trips to the toilet to pass stool in between. Finished the meal with green tea and a cigar.

3 large double cheese peperoni pizzas and 2 liters of coca cola

I once ate two pieces of watercress sandwich over the course of a bridge game

>>8277201
Went to Madrid to visit my brother while stationed there. Went to Botin in Madrid. I had a shit ton of ham, Iberian pig I think, a shit ton of some type of wild bird I think a type of pheasant. Also drank a lot of alcohol, 10/10 I reccomend.

>>8281415
Fat piece of shit.

I used to be 240 lbs and, could eat a large cheesy crust from Pizza hut, and would feel like a piece of shit.

How fucking HUGE are you hamplanets if you can eat 3 of those + sides? Jesus fuck

>>8281467
>Also drank a lot of alcohol
My guess is you guys got so drunk you binged on store brand ham and grilled city pidgeon

>>8277235
kys fatty

>>8280513
Fucking protein shits are the worst.

>Be fat, want to lose weight
>Drop down 50 lbs after cutting back on fatty/sugary foods
>want to become gym bro, replace 90% of ALL my food with chicken, turkey, lean steaks etc.
>Get abdominal pain after 2 days
>Make it to 4 days, stomach feels bloated to fuck got worst cramps of my life
>Night of day 4, feel like it's time. Phone charged, got some comics. Tonight this ends
>Wait for 20 minutes, not pushing, too afraid off hemroids and shit.
>Say fuck it, start to push, feel something, something way to big and uninviting wanted to come out
>sphincter starts to open, can feel my asshole spread until it's done spreading
>Massive behemoth of a turd still isn't at maximux width, almost rips me open
>Push with all of my might, can feel it slowly move out
>About to pass out from pushing, feel every vein in my neck about to pop
>suddenly it SHOOTS out of my as, stresses every single inch of my asshole and I feel it come out of me.
>instant relief, until my butthole starts hurting.
>Spent another hour pushing out more turds,
>asshole was bloody for couple of days, took me 2 weeks to shit without pain

Remember to keep a balanced diet kids

When I was 10 or 11 I ate 3-4 pounds of tout. Haven't had it since.

The closest I come to that now is a whole frozen pizza (max 600g)

>>8281522
trout*
>t. soon to be anhero.

I usually don't eat during the day, only some fruit and veggies (exactly one carrot and one apple), but when it's dinner time, I eat a lot.
Example:
Two cups of couscous, half of a roasted duck, huge bowl of salad and some grilled/steamed veggies, as a dessert ussualy two heaped tablespoons of pranut butter and almost a pound of sour cream with honey, oats and dried fruit....

I am 1,9m and 80kg (+- 3)

>>8281530
Fuck, sorry for the mistakes...I am phonefag

>>8277861
That Publix chicken tender sub is a God-send. Down here in Florida at least, it's something that everyone universally acknowledged as amazing and when it goes on sale in the weekly ad, it's like Christmas. I love in Orlando and one of the local newspapers posts on their site about it whenever it's on sale. Good fucking choice.

When I was in high school and eating like a garbage disposal, my family went to this country restaurant after church (for non Americans just a place that serves burgers, cheap steaks, fried whatever, salad bar etc). This place was known locally for its chicken fried steak and while the standard was a 1lb, there was a 64oz that if you finished it all, it was free.

Meal consisted of:
>1 64oz chicken fried steak
>probably a cup of white gravy
>pound of mashed potatoes
>a token side of broccoli
>basket of fries

I also hit up the salad bar and I'm sure I drenched that shit in ranch, plus some buttered biscuits.

Probably couldn't even finish the standard 1lbs these days, but fucking puberty.

just now I ate 10 souvlakia
I already regret it my belly hurts so fucking much while I try to shit them out

>>8277480
Last night I had two spicy chickens from Jack and a medium curly fries

>>8277235
>Pack of chocolate Almonds
Emeralds cocoa roast? them's the good shit.

But seriously. please please tell me you're cultivating mass

>>8279317
14-15 are like the golden years for a glutton. You can eat all you want and your body just burns it all up with growth.

>>8277235
If this is true, calm down m8, just fucking calm down.

>>8281655
I hate you and all other people who had this

>>8281885
I didn't have it, personally, but I heard tale after tale about it. My parents thought that meat made you fat, but bread and milk were good for you. Eating cheese was tremendously unhealthy, but go ahead and have three slices of toast. Eating three eggs and no potatoes is WAY worse than eating two eggs and a potato's worth of chunks fried in oil.

And that's how you get fat kids that turn into fat teenagers who wonder why their exercise isn't doing anything. I don't think there's many people who can blame someone else for their weight, but I genuinely think I can blame them for giving me a severe weight handicap when I was younger. (And then yelling at me for it.)

>>8281543
Of course my man, their Deli is just GOAT. Maybe every other month I'll go to Publix, get a Rotissere chicken, and the deal where you get 4 hawaiian rolls, and 2 1lb sides, I'll go home, put something good on to watch, and eat like fucking Denethor in LoTR.

>>8277495
That's 308 pounds in freedom units

>>8281922
Kek really? Yeah that dudes a fatass

30 pieces of sushi.

>>8277235
This is superb bait anon, just look at all those (you)'s, and first post no less. Keep up the good work.

>>8281948
kys

Fuck it why not, I'll never understand how I did it

Started off with 2 full sizes of a chicken ceaser salad, wasnt full still

Thought to myself, why not I'll get a burger

Ate an entire double burger and the fries to go with it, plus 2 glasses of Pepsi and then 2 rum and cokes. I felt like bloated shit for about 4 hours.

To recap for tldr
>2 full plates of chicken ceaser salad, a double burger with the fries, 2 Pepsi's and 2 rum and coke

Yeah never again, use to be able to eat a full slab of ribs with fries when I was in my teens and skating everyday, now not so much

>>8278365
Living the dream.

>>8277201
365 sushis eaten with my 3 sisters(they are thin).
Midday to 2am christmas family meal with a buffet(we were 50+ and close to the beach), ate about 10 plates of food inbetween swimming, bastketball matches and drinking.
Asian eat all you can, after a week of skiing. At least 14 plates including dessert.
185cm, 85kg.

>>8281950

no u

>>8278696
>tfw to intelligent to eat at a maintenance level

>>8277244
The way they all looked at him as he ordered that always cracks me up

>>8277235
Those burgers just genetically stuffed themselves down your gullet, eh? Someone bullied you until you ate that large double pepperoni?

>>8280389
I eat broccoli and rice and 160 cal protein shakes how is that not under control?

I binge a lot, though...

>>8280493
No, it's not like that at all. Depression is something you feel. Food is something you eat. Hunger can be moderated. Sadness can't.

Fucking congratulations on the continued excuses though, bub... Or tub. Tubby. Yes, that'll do.

Congrats, tubby.

>>8277201
we don't talk about the record

I once ate 4 Burger King Whoppers in a row.

Now, I can't eat more than 2 before having the need to vomit.

>>8277235
Duuudee.... Wow, man, thats imrpessive but. How do you aford to eat all that, how much does it cost to maintain that kind of diet. And that spree you posted how much did it cost?

>>8277201
I once ate a bag of 32 chicken nuggets and 12 hot dog rolls in one sitting because I couldn't fit other food in freezer

>>8277777

>make a huge pot of chilly or a party
>nobody eats it
>get high and drunk
>eat it all alone in one sitting
>harass gf's little sister
>everybody mad
>gf wants me to lay her after the party since its a little tradition of ours
>cant get it up, sleep as soon as i hit the bed
>even more mad

>>8277201
100 steaks

>>8281502
regardless of you being fat get a stool or squat on the toilet when you shit


inb4 im too fat i will break my toilet doing that.

>>8277235
How do you afford this?

>>8284159

Inheritance

>>8277201
I go to buffets regularly (Vegas buffets, Vegasfag here). One time I definitely ate over 32 pieces of pizza.

I've always been called a superhuman eater.

>>8285486
fellow Vegasfag here

Which buffet

any answer but Bacchanal, Aria, Wynn, or Wicked Spoon is pleb tier

>>8277235
>genetics

>>8285490
>any answer but Bacchanal, Aria, Wynn, or Wicked Spoon is pleb tier

Those are tourist traps. If I wanted to spend $40-$90 for a meal, there are much better options.

I like the Station Casino buffets at Red Rock, Green Valley Ranch, and Palms. They are all under $10 for lunch, an incredible value for the quality of food.

>>8277235
keep it up freind, start a food revie youtube channel or something

>>8277692
>>8277697
>weetabix
>any breakfast at all
>good
why have you not joined the /skip breakfast/ masterrace?

>>8277395

>steamed hams

>>8277660

pizza hut is garbage pizza m8

>>8285562
I don't have them 'for breakfast', I normally just eat a bowl when I'm hungry whenever.

>>8285586
i usually have oatcakes+cheddar

And I'd do it all again.

>>8285898
I could probly make it through a sandwich, the fries, and one of the nuggets but that's it. You're a beast.

>>8285898
i could only do two sandwiches at most

>>8285898
When I was training hard, before I knew how bad fast food can be for you, I would eat 6 double bacon cheese burgers for dinner with the fries. I could probably do 5/7 of the items in your pic, the last 2 (doesn't really matter which) would be rough but possible.

>>8277201
I think 2 racks(my racks are both sides so 4) during early afternoon and late evening 2 chicken burritos from chipotle. And then one of those big aloe Vera drinks.
I look back sometimes and think how amazing I was.

>>8280008

>m.p.

my nigga, also my kryptonite

>>8277201
dinner by myself in florida. had 3 cocktails, soup, crab balls, steak with fries. so it was 2 apps and a meal. not that big really i guess

>>8277235
>but it's not my fault

>>8286446
HOW FUCKING FAT ARE YOU

>>8286446

>3 cocktails

Depending on how strong they were, they probably helped lower your inhibitions and made it easier to eat a bunch of food.

>>8277235
>but it's not my fault

>>8281364
Underrated

>>8277235
>but it's not my fault

>>8277201
1 (one)

>>8277235
>but it's not my fault

Include me in the reddit picture.

x1 6 foot meatball party sub from subway
x2 large bags of cool ranch doritos
x3 2 liter bottles of Dr Pepper

All to myself

no bully, subway is my favorite

>>8285898
Back when I was a regularly 2x/day training athlete, this was a regular meal for me. It was encouraged too, it was like a fun thing
>haha look how much anon can eat that's crazy
but now that I think about it.. it's not funny. After I stopped working out I got incredibly fat incredibly fast. This isn't really a healthy thing to encourage but god damn do i fucking fantasize about eating an entire 16-20 dollars worth of taco bell burritos and dollar menu items again

>>8277201
60 Chicken nuggets.

Two whole dominos medium pizzas, handtossed. I had smoked a lot of weed and was very antisocial so I was eating my feeling. Never got fat though.

A whole Costco pizza, two chicken bakes and a 2-Liter Coke. This was during college, on a Saturday night and all my roommates were gone for the weekend... Depressing times...

>>8280517
you should try doing it yourself, I wanted to kill myself when I tried this big burger challenge

I once ate about 3 whole pork chops in one sitting. They were cut up, but still.

>>8277201
a bowl of rice, and 2 chicken thighs

>>8277201
Your mother's ass
I still have hairs stuck between my teeth

>>8290722
>They were cut up
What weighs more a kilogram of steal or a kilogram of feathers?

>>8277235
>but it's not my fault
This anon knows the magic words to catch all those (you)s

>>8292444
The burden and moral implications of stealing is far heavier than a kilogram of any material weight.

>>8277201
I ate a whole moose leg by myself.

>>8277235
>but it's not my fault
Don't let yourself be a victim. Don't make it your greatest personality trait.

Everything.

>>8292444
>kilogram of steal
>of steal
>steal

>>8292454

i had a laugh, to be perfectly frank with you

13 biscuits with gravy at golden coral

>Breakfast
6 beers
>Lunch
6 more beers and a rum and coke
>Dinner
>6 rum and cokes
>Dessert
>4 straight rums

>>8277201
5 lbs of steak. Was coming off of a 7 day meth steak, hungry as fuck.

>>8277235
(but it's not my fault- genetics, bullied, etc)
No, you're a fat fuck. Call it what it is.

I spent three and a half hours at a Chinese buffet, if I wasn't eating, I was shitting. And I only shit twice.

>>8277201
I once murdered a 72oz slab of prime rib, rare, with mashed potatoes, gravy, salad, two beers, and a bowl of pistachio gelato just to piss off the people who bet me I couldn't do it.

I ate for free and then some... and spent the next day in the throes of bulimia.

How about the least we've ever eaten in one sitting?
>on an alcohol binge
>literally only eat nothing but one boiled egg the entire time + nothing for 1 and a half days after because the hangover

>>8292769
I saw that.

>>8292777
I fucked up, I know

>>8278654
>ben berries
I'm gonna have a fucking aneurysm from laughing so hard.

But yeah, I'm only kind of chubby and I have no problem getting down a pint of B&J in like an hour. and the only reason it takes that long is cause I'm reading/responding to a thread while smoking a bowl. Which is the only reason I'd be eating that in the first place.

>>8277201
well lets say the asians dont look happy when i go to the chinese all you can eat

>>8279195
I did something similar recently. None of pic related stayed in my body.

>>8292918
And these.

>>8292918
I have to ask, what is that sauce that is with it?

>>8292750

be nice to me all you're doing is making me eat more.

>>8277201
1 large pizza, plenty of time back in my fatty days.

>>8277201
In one sitting:
-An extra large pizza.
-A whole roasted chicken.
-A burger.
-A cheese omelette.
-An entire pumpkin pie.

>>8280284
The fuck you think you are? Reddit?

>>8277201
whole large pizza

For some reason pizza is really unsatisfying afterwards, and just makes me hurt from all that grease and shit.

>>8292970
I don't know what it's called but almost every sushi place has it where I live. it's mildly spicy. Most people refer to it as orange sauce.

>>8277235
>voluntarily eating all that
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>>8277235
Bait.

2 meatball footlongs from subway

Triple bypass burger.

3 0.5lb patties with cheese in between, mozzerella sticks and onion rings on the burger, with a side of fries. Ate all of that and then ate half my bosses side of onion rings. I was done for the day, this was when I did construction and actually worked my ass off.

>>8293891
It had bacon on it too actually now that I think of it.

>>8280305
I'm 4'11' and 110 lbs and I eat the same amount as you do, calorie wise, every day and have been the same weight for years.

So no, that diet is not "under control." still sounds very restrictive.

>>8281386
What the fuck were you doing

Me and my brother went hiking in the Grand Canyon and were there for close to 10 hours no food. Came out of there and went straight to Wendy'a and had 2 baconators, 6 nuggets large fry, large drink each. We almost died down there, Wendy's was heaven.

>>8287616
pretty strong. im usually through 2 handles of 101 in a week and three of those drinks had me feeling about %50 from where im comfortable stopping for the night.

I once had 5 chicken Parmesans for dinner. I hadn't eaten in two days.

4 2l of soda, 7 little ceasers pizzas, 3 kfc tenders and wedges combo buckets over the course of about 3 hours.

[spoiler] I weigh 730 lbs. Life is hell. I'm afraid to die, but it's coming.

The first time I was home alone for a long time I baked a big ol poundcake and ate it all myself that night.

I've probably had larger meals since then but that's one that definitely comes to mind.

>>8294573
Looking to to go out like a king before then?

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>>8277487
>The brain the heart and the penis are in sync and wants what it wants.

Godspeed anon. I'm not a feeder but all I want to do is give vitamin D to all the big guys out there. You summed it up very succinctly

>>8278460
>I have a stuffing fetish so I was horny as fuck the whole time with my gut being so full

>>8283404
it's all tied into mental
someone with a normal mental state wouldn't act out so impulsively

>>8281386
8 habaneros

>>8278507
you're still extremely fat, even if you think you don't eat much.

>>8288903
There was also the time I had 4 chicken mayos and 4 cheeseburgers.

The cheese got all gross and disgusting by the end. Not good.

>>8292970
>>8293778

its just spicy mayo. Depends on the restaurant how they make it but it's just mayo + sweet(honey) + spice(siricha, chili sauce etc)

I've eaten an entire Mcd's dinner box on three occasions. So 2 big macs, 10 nuggets, 2 double cheeseburgers, 4 small fries. I used to be 300 pounds, I am 183 now but I still have a 300 pound guys stomach. I only do cheat days every 3 months and when I do I go all out, those mcdonald's dinner boxes weren't even all that I ate those days.

>>8297664
I've never heard of such a thing before.

>>8297679
They were 10.99 here in Ohio, You could get the 2 big macs, 2 double cheeseburgers, 10 nuggets and 4 fries or 4 quarter pounders, 4 fries and 4 drinks.

>>8293987
It is restrictive but I'm cutting to lose weight.i cut out the crackers and cheese recently. I know it sucks but I need to lose more weight. Lifting is helping but my diet's the main culprit. Eating like that stops me going on huge binges. It's stupid but my psych worked with me to eat this plan and not freak out and eat a box of cornflakes and a jar of vegemite....... (was one of my weird binges)

>>8277235
>obese in real life
sounds like you're obese on the internet too bud

>>8277201
A burger with pound of beef, fries and a salad

4 xl meat lovers pizzas after Lent

Threw up like a bitch afterwards

>>8277201
I can only guess at this point what it was, but I can tell you for damn sure where it was.

>>8279913
>eating two packs of pork chops
How did you not die from a hypertensive crisis?

one time when i was a teenage stoner i went to mcdonalds and bought 17 double cheeseburgers for 20$ i ate 11 in 2-3 hours

>>8277235
Mang you obseses

>>8297844
Oh man, kek'd my ass off
Thanks anon

>>8299151
This broad has to purge after each video right? There is no other way she remains so tiny.

>out at band trip with a coach bus full of ppl
>stop at a pizza buffet
>see big fucking tuba player and football lineman
>they wanna do a pizza eating challenge
>"Yo anon, you want in?"
>fuck yeah
>begin to gorge on delicious pies
>get to 18 pieces
>tuba player checks out
>keep eating
>20 pieces
>lineman stops
>21 pieces
>winning.jpg
>still feel OK, not totally dead
>hop back on bus
>take nap
>an hour later I'm in a jazz concert in a small room with a hundred people and it's hot as fuck
>not feeling so great
>fuck this
>room spins
>"I gotta go out a sec"
>go over to water fountain for a drink
>lean down to sip and projectile vomit 21 pieces of pizza all over the place
>keeps going while a turn around
>giant semi-circle of puke around me
>uhh... wat do
>clean face with drinking fountain
>walk back into concert room
>fall asleep
>concert finishes
>oh shit muh puke!
>walk out to see that nothing is there
>fuck yeah janitors ftw!

I'm 155 and 6'0 so pretty average. Why isn't competitive eating a college sport?

>>8299239
iirc she has some weird genetic thing that puts her metabolism at an insanely high base rate.

There are always asians with bizzare abnormalities like that, like there's some lady who can drink endless amounts of alcohol without getting drunk because her body doesn't process it into the same chemicals.
So many of the fuckers one of them always ends up like that.

>>8299151
i dont get it, does her body just ignore calorie over load? or does she just puke it all up afterwards.
id pay some good money to see that...

>>8299239

She says she does off days where she doesn't eat a single thing.

>>8299242

Poor fucking janitor guy probably had to use a whole can of that puke solidifying powder stuff.

Once ate 3 pounds of candy in half an hour

One and a half pizzas
Pizza is heavy

>>8279913
FLAME PLEASE

>>8277201
I was at a local joint.
>Half Pound yak burger with fries and pickles on the side.
>Half of a french dip with mashed potatoes.
>Quarter of a country fried stake with side of hashbrowns.

I was there with my family and they kept giving me their food so I kept eating.

>>8277201
back when i was around 14-16 years, i ate just a bit over 1kg of chickenpasta