/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8216042
why does that man have hash browns on his head?

>>8216048
Cause he's dank lol

>>8216042
Honestly, when it comes to shitty diner chains (from best to worst)
>IHOP
>Norm's
>Denny's

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>>8216068
Fucking kek

>>8216068
The absolute madman

>>8216057
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>>8216042
Country fried steak and eggs is hands down the best meal there.

Denny's is my shit desu senpai. Never disappointed and it's a real crowd pleaser at 3 a.m. drunks are welcome just don't bring alcohol inside

My wife and I used to go there now and then before having kids, but the last time we visited was so sketchy that we haven't been back. We went there in the early morning hours and our waitress looked like she was high on pills or something. It was very awkward.

>>8216065
You forgot Waffle House, which is so sketchy that it becomes charming, if that makes any sense.

I used to wait tables at Denny's. I used to unzip my fly and pull out my dick so that it was hanging out underneath the apron they made us wear.

>>8216042
NO
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>>8216714
hell yeah it is

everything else is GARBAGE imo

but I did go off menu once, ordered waffles, side of chicken, syrup, and gravy.
sadly they didn't have scallions which is what pulls together this chicken and waffles idea

still a solid 5/10 which is high for dennys

>>8216976
I've witnessed two shootings outside a waffle house

>go to Waffle House at 2am, super drunk
>puke on the floor after eating half a waffle, leave
>come back 2 days later
>my puke stain is still there

>>8217003
I'm a cook at Waffle House. It's a good gig

>>8217052
Do u smoke meth amphetamines

>>8216078
fuck the savage who made this awful gif

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>>8216963
Is this guy friends with sonic's twitter owner?

So the bourbon bacon burger and the moon's over my hammy are the best, otherwise the slamwhich is alright, mainly cause potato bread.
I had the Sriracha burger the other day and it was alright. No bourbon bacon burger though.

>>8217145
It was me all along

>>8217036
>This place sure it's awful
>Treats it like an awful place

The problem is you.

Literally everything at Denny's is frozen. It's the sort of place that's probably part of some conspiracy to keep poor people unhealthy. Just irredeemable garbage.

>>8216042
Check out those heavily airbrushed eggs

>>8217442
>frozen food is unhealthy

Uh huh....nice V neck not

>>8217442
Oh fuck ooooff you faggot

>>8216042
I don't go there by my own choice (or to any of the chains mentioned so far) but if friends want to meet and eat there, I'm fine with it. I can find something ok to eat on every menu so far. It's just one meal. I'm not bothered by it but the food isn't great.

>>8216042
I vowed never to go to Denny's

But when it's the only place within 30km that's open past midnight, and the whole crew wants food at 1am, there's no choice.

>>8216042
That pic looks like that horrible poker player, Moneymaker, who won the World Series on a wish and a prayer and ushered in the era of "every Neanderthal is a good poker player."

Is he shilling for Denny's now?

A friend of mine had a panic attack because the pancakes were so bad but another friend had 6 orgasms eating the Bourbon Bacon Burger so idl where I stand.

I had Denny's one time and it was fucking terrible. How do you fuck up eggs benedict with tomato so badly?

>>8216042
No. No, I haven't. I live in a 1st world country.

dennys... pls learn to cook by yourself
youtube.com/watch?v=9ZEURntrQOg

>>8216042
I ate there this morning. It was the only thing open at 3:45 in the morning. Got the double cheeseburger and fries.

>>8216042

Currently working the Denny's International Meeting. AMA.

>>8221395
Based. Do you work for Denny's? I'll probably have it for dinner, what should I get?

>>8221454
Nah, I freelance for the AV company in the hotel their conference is being held in.

Eat the pancakes, apparently they are the big deal right now. From what I've heard they are using actual eggs, vanilla, and lemon in them. Other than that, much bacon.

Pic related, Food Porn widescreen.

>>8216963
It's been about 12 years but the Denny's in Lakewood Wa had a bar section and pool tables etc.

>>8217003
God-tier dining right here

>>8221494
The pancakes are a pretty huge deal. They're great

>>8216979
Did you get big tips?

theres none where i live, but when we were going on vacation we'd always stop at one in another town and have breakfast. i lived for those peanut butter/chocolate pancakes. granted i always ended up gaining weight after eating there but it was a special thing so whatever

>>8216042
I always find a hole in the wall greasy spoon diner for breakfast.

>>8216065
Norms over IHOP you FUCK

>>8217029
That's pretty impressive. The most off menu thing I've ordered is a chicken ceasar salad with chopped up chicken strips instead of grilled tasteless chicken. It's pretty good tbqh