/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Clean better under your nails you dirty faggot

Maybe you should stick them up your ass so they smell lile your dad's dick if you don't love the smell of garlic, you fancy tart fairy.

You think that's bad. Wait 'till you smell your breath!

>>8170991
rub something steel across your fingertips. Not sure why, but it works to a certain extent.

>>8170991
Use a scrub brush.

>>8171006

I like to wash my hands each time I make contact with the garlic. So, peel and then a quick wash. Then chop and a quick wash. If I handle it again i'll do another wash. annoying but it's the only thing that works for me

Would it help to coat your fingers in cooking oil before handling the garlic, to act as a sort of liquid glove that washes off?

>work at an Italian restaurant
>fingers smell like garlic and onions 24/7
>gf hasn't slept with me in months
>qt 18 y/o virgin server girl wants my hog sandwich

I don't know what to do, senpai.

Buy pre-sliced garlic or something.

Otherwise, rub your fingers along the sides of your sink if it's stainless steel. I think they make stainless steel bars that are designed for just this, getting the garlic stink off your fingers.

I have no idea why it works but like another anon said - it works to an extent.

>>8171006

>>8171080
I think I've heard of this

>>8171081
>I don't know what to do, senpai.

Kill yourself for lying to strangers on the internet

You're gonna think I'm full of shit until you do this:

Rub you hands on stainless steel. Chrome might work, but stainless works. Sink, faucet, stainless bowls, etc. Your hands will smell lightly metallic, but thats better than garlic. It will also go away on its own much faster than garlic. Just try it, its free, easy and quick.

They also make "soap bars" made out of stainless steel specifically to get rid of smells.

>>8171118
>please believe my meme science xD

No

>>8171122
Its what I do when I chop onions or garlic, and it works for me. I must have meme magic on my side.

>you will never be a Jedi with one stainless steel hand
why live

I work in a kitchen. I reek of whatever we cooked that night, cigarettes and liquor. It's hard to tell what I smell like unless someone mentions it

If you roast garlic cloves whole with the tops cut off you can squeeze out the roasted garlic with a papertowel in your hand, and then you are scent free.

Better yet if you have a chinois or tamis you can press the roasted garlic through that, then once every year you can roast 3 pounds of garlic and pass it all, then put them in small containers with clarified butter or animal fat over top of it as a seal and have roasted garlic whenever you want. It loses quality if frozen but if you're concerned about eating year old garlic thats properly preserved then just freeze it.

I only make about a pound per year in yield and its great to have around at a whim because outside of sweets most things benefit from garlic, just get used to brushing your teeth 3 times a day if you don't want ghoul breath.

t. Fat guy who knows a thing or two about cooking

>>8170991
I rinse my hands in lemon juice and never have an issue with the garlic smell then wash off the juice.

>>8170991
I love having garlic fingers. I can just smell my fingers and they're still all garlicky, it's fantastic.

I also like it when i drip food in my beard and I can putt it up to my nose and smell the food later. It's like getting to experience the meal all over again.

You could always try using gloves.

>>8170991
Are you kidding me? Is this a weird white people thing?

>>8171199
Is smelling like things other than literal shit a white people thing now?

>>8171210
Is failing to wash your hands properly a white people thing? Is having smells stick to you a white people thing? I've just never heard of the smell of garlic sticking to your hands after a proper wash.

I mean, shit, use dish soap or bar soap if the normal stuff isn't working for you, I guess, but it boggles me that it's necessary.

>>8171218
>I have no idea what the fuck I'm talking about so I'll just yell at white people
Don't you have a BLM rally to attend or something

>>8171245
Sorry you smell like piss after walking out of bathrooms or something, I guess, because it seems like it's that easy to make smells stick to you if you're white. Very oppressed situation.

>cook a meal
>hands smell like bacon grease for the rest of the day
Fucking nice

>>8171252
>still doing it

>>8171252
Obsessed

>>8171245
>BLM

Black lives don't matter at all though

Can they be sued for false advertising?

>>8170991
>jack off
>fingers, dick, and asshole smell like oil for the next 5 days no matter how many times you wash them

>>8171199
Why are you so obsessed with white people lmao

>>8171306
Who jacks off with oil?

>>8170991
wash your fingers with cold water and the smell goes away. hot water doesn't work.

>>8171336
Here's a better question.
Who does not do this?

>>8171444
only cutfags need lube

>>8171061
>>8171084

They make stainless steel soap bars for that reason.
Don't know how well it works.

>fingers smell like garlic for the next 5 days no matter how many times you wash them

Yeah they do, it's nice isn't it

>>8171136
>If you roast garlic cloves whole with the tops cut off you can squeeze out the roasted garlic with a papertowel in your hand, and then you are scent free.
OK, but there's a reason why we don't all roast garlic before using it. Sometimes we want raw garlic.

>>8171507
I agree how is this a problem

>>8171503
yeah my dad has one of those, works like an absolute charm

not just for garlic, also for getting pepper residue off of your hands so you don't nuke your own eyes for the next week after handling them

>Cut 6 gallons of celery for work
>They smelled like celery for 8 hours

>>8171176
>>8171176
>I love having garlic fingers
Yepp

>>8171503
Never saw the point of those, why leave one by your faucet when you can literally just rub your fingers on the faucet itself?

>>8171199

They do say niggers can't smell their own filth, so I understand where this question is coming from. Nigger.

>>8171081
>hit the 18 yr old in the fart box. You're a piece of shit and do not deserve that virgin pie
>don't wash up afterwards and force the gf to give you dome
>continue life as a piece of shit

ITT: Hicks

>>8171965
How would Tell Sell stay afloat without selling superfluous kitchen shit?

>>8171306
Why would your asshole smell after jacking off?

>>8171780
>>8171503
>>8171965

stainless steel are thought to help oxidize some of the compounds that cause the smell from fish/garlic/onion
the exact process isn't well known, but has been proven

>>8172464
Because of orifices, smell receptors, and natural aromas? Something like that I think. Don't quote me on it though.

>cook with garlic
>rinse fingers under tepid water for 5 seconds just after handling garlic
>can't even smell garlic on my fingers then

This is why unhygienic neckbeards should stick to stouffer's and doritos or just let mummy cook tendies for them.

>>8171081
Unless you want to be with the gf forever, drop her.
Hook up with the co-worker if she seems like she's more your type.

>>8170991
>cook food
>wash hands with soap and water
>hands don't smell like garlic or onions

Crazy how that works...

>>8172932
That must be one helluva soap

>>8172942
maybe he didn't use garlic or onions

bazinga

>>8172942
Pic related.

Base shit.

>>8170991
>rinse hands with water
>put salt on them
>rub salt in
>wash salt off

Slice a lemon and rub it over your hands.
People from the gulf will tell you this trick. When you go to a crawfish boil, a lot of people will have bowls of lemon slices out for people to rub their hands down with to get the crawfish smell out.

>>8170991
HEY GUYS REAL FAST

should i roast my garlic in the oven for salsa or should i just saute it?

Put hands under running very cold water. Smells gone.

>>8174345
I would roast it

>love the smell of garlic
>boyfriend does too
>he kisses my fingers after I finish working with the stuff
feels good

>>8173205

Sugar works just as well.

>>8171184
>>8172155
>no replies
kek

>>8170991
That means you are safe for 5 days from vampires.

Quit complaining.

Garlic is a delicious smell. You should rub your whole body in garlic.

I saw this thread last night and decided to cook with alot of garlic for dinner tonight. Good smells.

>>8171456
>tfw cut
>tfw unironically don't use lube. Just grew up not using it
jacking off is limited to 3 or less a day, lest things get too raw and painful to carry on the next day.

>>8172967
Was about to comment that I have no idea where people got this idea that garlic smell hangs around forever, but this is exactly what I use to wash my hands after prep work so maybe you're on to something.