/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>no fedora

1/10 step it up

>>8046547
I don't like wearing hats

>>8046536
Lose the hair or do something with it.

Actually fuck it keep it if reviewbrah made it you can too. Godspeed OP you ugly motherfucker

>>8046639
>if reviewbrah made it
Setting the bar pretty low there.

>>8046646
That's the point? If he made it any one can

>>8046639
>Lose the hair or do something with it.
dont do it daddy

>>8046663
Isn't he currently running for his life?

>>8046682
Yes, from me. I'm gonna feed that faggot my weed brownies weather he likes it or not look out for my next thread with new pics on /pol/ tomorrow. I'm green car anon that's been following him lol

>>8046536

Yeah it's shit, no one wants to look at a dirty disgusting loser or take advice from it.

Never post again.

>>8046699
Excellent

well its a good idea, but once you get enough money get a new camera and a new setting, and work on your presentation and voice as well.

>>8046682
apparently this is true, but I can't find details

anyone know the story?

>>8046720
I heard that someone from the internet went to his house and the limp wristed faggot ran to Florida

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cKFtAQJX_bs

>>8046703
Yeah /ck/ deletes my threads when I post new pics of him walking by his house and shit lol /pol/ has fun with it and leaves them up look at the archives there's a few up with 200+ replies and new pics

>>8046724
Well, yeah, that much is known. There's got to be more to it than that.

>>8046736
Even the dog can't stand it

>>8046720

He says that there is a group of people gangstalking him so he "has to keep moving". He also said he is looking at possibilities to sue them or something. I honestly think he's just been lurking on /x/ too much and got paranoid because his keister is all rattled up, it actually makes sense because he is a regular /x/phile and calls /x/ his homeboard.

>>8046736
>>8046747
it's gone now, thank fuck

>>8046839
Bwahahahaha

>>8046839

So how long until he deletes the whole channel?

https://youtu.be/29y2RnB60Dw?t=1m19s

Did you about vomit here at 1:20?

>>8046536
Is that Samson?
fuck off you dumb sad sack of shit

This is spooky because I'm considering starting my own channel for reviewing booze but more aimed at the low end and entry level audience as well as giving some buyers guides for holidays since I work in the industry.

For one thing you really need to fix your background, have a cabinet with booze behind you or something interesting enough. The lighting is bad as well. Also you should up the audio quality it feels a little cheap.

https://youtu.be/VCsfFyZNkYE

Samson you faggot stop posting

>>8046536
POST TRAINS!

>>8047228
no u
>>8047127
I don't have a booze cabinet, can't afford a good camera, etc. though this may change over time

Pull your hair back. Get better lighting So people can see your face/reactions and the bottle. Use appropriate glasses for types of booze. Get better curtains or a backdrop or something neutral and clean behind you. And when budget permits a good microphone. And for God's sake, don't say you're an alcoholic. It puts people off, especially people who are looking for reviews

https://youtu.be/2Fa9tduN1DM.. This is a bit of a different type of channel, since they're reviewing something they made. But it's a good example of alcohol critique and review for a low budget small channel.

>>8046748
>calls /x/ his home board

Fuck is this true? Over the years I've seen him all over the place, /fit/, /r9k/, /pol/, here, and now /x/? He never struck me as the /x/ type.

>>8046536
FAGGOT. You suck. Go die. Delete yourself. Make it interesting. Do it here. Beta. Fuck the fuck off.

>>8047683
You really this type of response does anything at all or are you pretending to be a 13 year old from /b/ circa 2008?

if you're calling it scraping the barrel, you have to review really cheap shit. for everything you review you NEED to tell us what the price per ounce of alcohol is. make a leader board like on top gear and rank the best bang for your buck choices (based on $/oz). brew your own alcoholic beverages once in a while. no one cares what any of this shit tastes like. you can say if you like something or if you don't but make all the description of taste humorous. maybe relate the subject matter to something other people can relate to. i.e, if your reviewing keystone ice say its the perfect bear for sitting on the outside couch wearing your dale sr. shirt and smoking pallmalls

>>8047683

EDGE

It's great that /ck/ is now a board for loser YouTube morons to garner dozens of views.

I'm not watching your shitty video, but just based on the picture I have to ask: why do you think the average person wants to watch this? What do you have to offer?

I'm not going to insult your appearance because I am 30 with long hair and a scruffy look, but watching a pale metal geek in his messy room drink alcohol and tell me about it is not compelling whatsoever.

What is your selling point?

>>8047592

He said it in a livestream where he was streaming the weirdest shortwave radio stations he's found, he's actually a huge fan of that shit.

>>8047733

>What is your selling point?

It's his lack of self awareness.

>>8046877
Channel name? I can't see it from the deleted video

>>8046536
fuck off to r9gay Samson, your just an alcoholic neckbeard

How do you even review alcohol?
"Yep, this will get you drunk. It tastes okay, but then I got drunk"

>>8048675
A true gentleman drinks to contentment not capacity.

>>8048698
this is so true.
I swear people dont know how to drink these days.

>>8048698
>A true gentleman
I lol'd out loud.

>>8048795
>I laughed out loud out loud
Are you ok?

>>8048675

If I was good looking and charismatic with a nice non monotone voice I would make a youtube review channel of alcohol where I continue to drink and then forget I am a youtube reviewer and start bullshitting to the camera and going places wasted

I would have a script that I would try to follow while progressing from tasting the alcohol with small sips to taking big swigs of it straight from the bottle

>>8046536
When your teeth are so fucked you talk with ur mouth closed or curled over ur teeth, you prolly shouldnt do video reviews. That and ur a fucking stoner with a halfass accent.

Oh sorry, I thought this was a r/oast me thread

>>8048698
>>8048788
xD

>>8046536
First you get laughed out of /soc/, so you do your faggy threads on /r9k/, don't try and shit up /ck/ too Samson you fucking megafaggot.

Don't give this fucking loser any views or he might come back here.

my advise: get a haircut, take a shower, go to some form of aa meeting.

>>8046536

>>8046839
what was it?

>>8046536
Lose some weight for starters. You look bad. unappealing.