/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8004727
I'm guessing getting murdered in a car littered with fast food wrappers on the mattress in the back.

>Implying he has an end game

Other threads/posters have made very valid points that he is probably just mentally unstable.

#starchild
#fetalAlcoholSyndrome
#sperglord

It is what it is.

>>8004775

Hyper keks

>>8004727

>>8004773
>#starchild
Reminds me of the "indigo child" bullshit.

>>8004777
Hyper sevens

>>8004727
Do we know why he keeps moving yet?

>>8004854
There's only so many fast food places in one area, surely?

>>8004854
He's getting gangstalked by some /pol/ack

>>8004854
he has just got to keep moving

How is he uploading his videos if he's living from his car? He has to be accessing a computer from somewhere.

>>8004967
He could be using any kind of mobile device (phone, tablet, laptop) with an internet connection via cell signal.

He also could drive up somewhere that has WiFi.

>>8004727

>>8004727
He knows you're out there OP and he's NOT happy about it.

Watch yourself.

Can someone fill me in on the story behind all this? All I know is he's supposedly being "gang stalked" but I never heard mention this in a video? I usually read comments but if it was explained in a description or comment I guess I missed it.

>>8004967
He's a survivor
He knows the way
He can live off the fruit of the land
And of fast food joints

Sometimes you just have to keep moving
And take all the chances life gives you
Even when they come wrapped in recycled paper drenched in sauce
Because there is no other way
None that he knows

He must stay on the Path

>>8005013

>>8005007
He had to get away from his parent's home because someone loony from here kept harassing his family.
Now he lives in his car while posting posting videos to get by.

For someone who hasn't been following this, what review does this start in?

New review up on his YouTube channel

>>8005020
haha that looks funny

I had a dream that I was at some event with a bunch of celebrities and Reviewbrah was there. He was a known alcoholic at this point and was completely wasted off of martinis. He was stumbling around and breaking glasses and shuffling about in an aimless panic. Nobody really paid him much attention because they were all used to his drunken antics, but at some point I decided to help him out and get him someplace where he could sleep it off. I hooked my arm into his and greeted him and asked if he wanted to sit down and get some food. He agreed and I helped him walk to wherever a dining area was, all while he talked about what kind of girlfriend he wanted. I found a table and asked some guys if they could watch him cause I couldn't stay. I ended up putting him in a bag and setting him on the table where he began to sleep and vomit. The dudes at the table said it was fine and I could go and they'd let him sleep it off. I told someone a little later at the party that I put him to sleep in a bag because I wasn't sure what else to do with him, and they remarked that a bag was a bad atmosphere for a hangover and would probably make him sick.

I don't even like or watch his videos.

>>8005028
The first appearance of his mattress is in his "Taco Bell Crunchy cheesey core burrito" review; however he mentioned being gangstalked earlier, which I think I was in his re-review of the Big Mac

>>8005022
Thanks m8. But, what the fuck. Why wouldn't he just call the police? Even if he's not at home they can still harass his family. Whatever it's reviewbrah he works in mysterious ways we may never understand.

Also, nice dubs.

>>8005047
Actually disregard the Big Mac part

>>8005052
because if hes mentally ill, hes not going to be convinced that the police can help him, hell he might even be convinced theyre a part of it

>>8004727

I had a dream. Two of 'em. Both had my father in 'em . It's peculiar. I'm older now then he ever was by twenty years. So in a sense he's the younger man. Anyway, first one I don't remember too well but it was about meeting him in town somewhere, he's gonna give me some money. I think I lost it. The second one, it was like we was both back in older times and I was on horseback goin' through the mountains of a night. Goin' through this pass in the mountains. It was cold and there was snow on the ground and he rode past me and kept on goin'. Never said nothin' goin' by. He just rode on past... and he had his blanket wrapped around him and his head down and when he rode past I seen he was carryin' fire in a horn the way people used to do and I could see the horn from the light inside of it. 'Bout the color of the moon. And in the dream I knew that he was goin' on ahead and he was fixin' to make a fire somewhere out there in all that dark and all that cold, and I knew that whenever I got there he would be there. And then I woke up...

>>8005061
I don't believe he's mentally ill. Paranoid weirdo maybe(almost certainly) but I don't think he's as fucked up as people here make him out to be, I've certainly met people far crazier irl.

>>8005064
No country for old men?

>>8005069
hmm true. but who really knows whats going on?

Where does he keep his suits?

>>8005052

Could just be a bit, you know.

>>8004727
You guys missed the thread on /lol/ last night his stalker was in it posting pics of his house and shit lol he said he got kicked out because he was hallucinating niggers breaking into his house (again) and threw a dart at his mom

>>8005091
Under an even larger suit.

>>8004727
Hahahaha followed him again today and I parked right in front of him. Expect s very uncomfortable Wendy's review. Looked like he went to try the new mozzarella sandwich

>>8004939
keked at "/po/ack"

Someone needs to explain that board to me. I still don't get it at all....

>>8005074
Yeah we don't have a whole lot to go on other than the limited details he has provided, and random troll claims on /b/ or /ck/ so it's hard to tell really

>>8005161
It's like /news/, but stormfront-ier.

>>8005161
its gods chosen board

>>8005161
/pol/ is a board of peace

>>8005178
thats what I gather. I just don't fit in there. I tried. To much of a "libtard"

>tfw reviewbrah will never comment on the saltyness of your dong

>>8004727
This thread isn't even about Food or Cooking.

>>8004727
making reviews of wich dumpster is better for scraps

Could this not be some kind of elaborate ruse? What if he's just trying to draw attention to himself and his channel? He's always pretty vague about what's going on, and keeps saying he'll mention more in his next video, but never seems to.

>>8005267
This thread has everything to do with food and cooking.

>>8005013
TAKE A LOOK AT THESE HANDS

>>8005161
They make paper and origami, they are a board of peace.

Bump

>>8004727
Some of the comments on his videos suggest he has a hit out on him by a taco bell hit squad for giving the cheesy core burrito a bad review. That's who he's attributing to "gangstalking".


Or he suffering paranoid delusions and he will eventually snap and probably wind up in the nut house for a week or so

>>8005118
wut lol

I just wish he would smile again, you know man?
Fuck he was so happy before.

Everyone saying gangstalking isn't real isn't important enough to be gangstalked.

anyone at all with any impact on the world that exists outside the MSM is gangstalked and bullied psychically and physically. It's all a piece of control forced upon the people of northern americas. Literally everyone in the northern americas is a prisoner to tyrannical forces beyond our comprehension.

review brah if you are reading this stay strong and stand up for yourself. In your own mind REJECT THEM. Do NOT invite these force into your mind. silence is acceptance.

I tried to sleep in my car a few days ago, but I drive a sub-compact ('05 Ford Focus) and I'm 6'2".

Impossible to get comfy.

I'm a graveyard security guard, so I might as well sleep. And get paid to do it.

>>8005490
I think you may have disregarded the fact that he's retarded with some mental health concerns

>>8005464
>>8005510
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/83515137/#83516724

>>8005516
>His house smells like a bowling alley.


I died

>>8004727
WE FOUND THE END GAME
>>8005516

>"No, my end game is to force him to review my laced brownies and film him.

Wish me luck"

-the stalker who broke into his house.

>>8005490
You're on co/ck/s, not co/x/

>>8005525
What does a bowling alley smell of? It can't be worse than wet dog

>>8005550
feet and oiled balls

So it's real? Where is he then? Is he driving around the whole country?

>>8005541
yes except none of it is actually true

>implying he's not just doing all of this to get more subscribers and views

A real human bean
and a real hero

>>8005602
>Tfw you will never drive around America with reviewbrah reviewing fast food and drinks while listening to the Drive soundtrack

found on /r9k/ today.

>>8004727
This thread is not relevant to /ck/.
>>>/tv/

>>8005640
Yes it is relevant

>>8005640
I hope you've reported it too.
MODS

1 week ago:

"you could film a review at 3am or 3pm or 7:01am"

3am
3pm
7:01am.

what is he trying to tell us?
is his cavalier attitude towards when to review just a reflection of his loss of interest in time and societal norms?

>>8004939

I reported the situation to the police, no even kidding. Expect the dumb retard to be arrested on stalking, breaking and entering, trespassing and criminal harassment charges soon.

>>8005770
Glad to hear it, although I think reviewbrah should have done it himself much earlier.

>>8005625
I heart this. I heart it so much.

>>8004727

>end game

Stop being a self absorbed millenial fuck up.

>it is what it is

>>8005820
I'm sorry please explain how saying endgame makes me selfish or entitled

is it true he's living in his car now? if so, why?

>>8005831
>selfish

Dictionary.com

>>8005894
Not an argument. How does saying the word endgame make me "self absorbed"?

I liked your picture of a waterfall in infrared, Paul Nelson

>>8004831
This picture will make me blurt laugh ever time

>>8004778
You're to old to be on this website.
So am I.

>>8005069
You don't suddenly become schizophrenic - it creeps up on you. He really should speak to someone

>>8005967
>He really should speak to someone

Give it time, I'm sure he'll be speaking to lots of people sitting alone in his car.

>>8005625
>you ever crack a boon?
I knew I was in for a good time the moment I saw these words.

Bump

I just want to know if reviewbrah himself ever used the word "gangstalk", mostly because I'd really like to hear him say that word. I love his voice and mannerisms. Can anybody tell me in which video he says it, if he said it at all??

>>8005625
That's gold, Jerry. GOLD!

He has a long penis but it's weird and tapers to a point

>>8006240
I heard it looks like a boot chicken nugget

>>8006212
In his Buffalo Wild Wings Asian zing review. You can actually see the gangstalking take place in his Taco Bell spicy triple double crunchwrap review

>>8006212
>>8006212

Here anon skip to 1:18

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ai1BKSKVkY

>>8006383
What the fuck is going on

>>8005161
/po/ is the origami board. /pol/ occasionally leaks into other boards including this one. You'll know when it happens.

>>8006383
Thank you kind anon. That really did make my day

>>8005490
Thus the point of this thread. Obviously his broadcasts have triggered some of the retards that think they control the world but are too lazy to work.

>>8006519
Either that or we have another UTV style fag

>>8006383
>green van filming him

he doesn't realize he's a celebrity.

if i saw him public, i'd probably be starstruck and do some creepy things.

>>8005898
>implying anyone was talking about you when they were not
>ironically making yourself look self obsessed
>meta

>>8005161
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT POL

>>8006684
Whenever someone quotes me and makes an accusatory statement, I generally assume they are talking about me. Or idk were you just talking to yourself?

>>8006695
Behead those who go on pol more like. This whole farce has shown how shit they really are

>>8006697
I was answering your question about his end game.

Speaking of millenials though... There is an old saying... "throw a rock into a yard full of dogs, and guess which one will yelp the loudest?". the rhetoric answer, of course, being that it would be the dog that gets hit.

>defensive much

Since you seem dense, let me spell this out for you. You seem extremely insecure and defensive about being called a self absorbed millenial fuckup. This is going to make most people assume that there was some truth to the statement - even though it was directed at our dear friend review brah's end game. Ergo, you look like a fucking retard. Shall we continue?

>>8006714
You're touched in the head mate.

>>8004727
Reminder that Reviewbrah threads have even less to do with food than Jack threads.

Either allow Jack threads or ban Reviewbrah threads as well.

Fucking mods... not making any sense and shit...

>>8006735
>average response time of about 3 minutes per post
>subscribed hard

There. Is. No. Reason. To. Be. Upset.

#thisIsJustAWebsite
#dicksOut4GorillaMunch

>>8006743

Rb reviews edible food, purchased from respectable national chains.

Jack doesn't make edible food. You can't even really call what he does "cooking" when judged by that measure.

Rb is a starchild god, objectively jack is shit.

>>8006776
Yes, Jack is shit. We all know that. But at least his threads are about FOOD.

Reviewbrah threads are about suits, depression, and green vans. Tell me how the fuck this is /ck/?

>>8006789
>Food reviewer

duuuuuh how is this about food duuuuuuh

>>8006790
Yes, he reviews food, but these threads are never about that. You guys never discuss his reviews. You just discuss his personal life.

Admit it, Reviewbrah threads aren't about food therefore they don't belong on /ck/

>>8006790
>let's discuss a movie that has nothing to do with cooking on /ck/ because one of the actors used to be a cook

>>8006793

Human beings (the primary audience of this forum) love a good story, and rb delivers in spades with a highly polished WA la! dont get jelly just because r leads an interesting life while jack just sits around his shitty house masterbating and not creating a shred of entertaining content.

We discuss rb because we love him, or love to hate him. We dont bother with jack because he is just a disgusting degenerate through and through. Just like Joey the aggravated child molester.

>>8006800
>Human beings love a good story, and rb delivers in spades
Agreed. But the problem is that the story he delivers have nothing to do with cooking. It's about suits, depression, and a green van. Therefore, it needs to be discussed in a different board.

I'm not saying they should never be reviewbrah threads on /ck/, I'm just saying that if you start one in /ck/ it better be about his reviews, not his personal life.

>>8006808
His life is about constantly moving and doing food reviews. The stalking and green van can be seen during a food review. How is any of it NOT food related. Why do you care what he wears? That's almost never discussed around here. So what if he wears professional attire while doing his reviews. Jack could learn a thing or two about dressing for success.

You are just butthurt that rb so outshines your gay lover friend jack that people around here practically dont even remember who jack Is

>>8006808
>depression

Fast food and depression go hand in hand. What would a full and fair review of fast food be without a mention of the mental state it induces?

>>8006824
>gay lover friend jack
When did I say I love Jack? I fucking hate him. The only reason I'm butthurt for his ban is because I miss making fun of his undercooked shit meat.

>>8006831
>when did I say I loved him?
>I miss [him].

Fuck off

>>8006835
Missing shitting on someone =/= missing them

Holy shit, are Reviewcucks this retarded?

>>8006841
>posts jack propaganda in a review brah thread
>calls other people retarded

Mysides.pdf

>>8005625
O N E O F U S
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>>8006676
I always think holy shit she has to be one tall ass chick, when i remember he is like 6'3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCIiSE9VHck

WHAT IS HAPPENING. THE PLOT IS THICKENING.

Reviewbrah has changed...

>>8007304
he's gettin punked like a lil bitch
go out with a baseball bat and smash em up
u a man or u a dog

punkass

>>8007304
He has to be schizo, or autistic. THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>8005236
Fucking libtard. <3

>>8007318
>>8007318

I think he has some kind of mild autism.

>>8006212
Fucking rapist.

>>8005052
The police are worthless

>>8007338
mild is a mild way to put it

>>8004727

Pic related. It's just a downward spiral to the end.

>>8007372

Well I don't exactly want to be mean. At first I though the suits/way he talks was a sort of act or personality he does for entertaining videos. However he said that he dresses like this daily and I just honestly think it's a little bit odd. I mean, good for him for having his own style and what not but unfortunately more people will probably laugh at him then think he looks good. He seems like a nice, genuine person though I really don't think he deserves to be stalked, let alone have fucking people coming into his house and taking pictures of his family. It's just wrong.

>>8007384
all those pics were taken voluntarily

>>8007389

I don't think they were.

>>8007393
?
please show me a single picture that may seem even the SLIGHTEST bit intrusive

>>8007400

Were you in the thread on /pol/?

>>8007384
He has obviously worn normal clothes before, he just wants to be a special snowflake.

>>8007405
?
you can't?
why are you making things up?

>>8007407

No I just don't find it necessary to download pictures of some guys family to my computer.

https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/83515137/#83516724

>>8007422
?
I'm having a hard time figuring out how stupid you actually are

>>8005625
damn I didn't know reviewbrah was so racist

>>8007304

Mouth breathing /ck/ dwellers are trying to hurt him!

>>8007457

His /pol/ stalker posted all of these. Read the thread you fucking idiot.

>>18042142

reminder

>>>/x/18042142

nice try friend

>>8007502
?
someone posted public photos in a 4chan thread

let me remind you of what you said:
`let alone have fucking people coming into his house and taking pictures of his family´

here's what I asked you to do:
`please show me a single picture that may seem even the SLIGHTEST bit intrusive´

must be hard going through life being as retarded as you are

>>8007508

All of them are intrusive you fucking idiot. Someone physically accessed his computer to get private photos or in the very least hacked into it remotely but his stalkers were outside his house at some point.

You are a condescending, dumb faggot who is not looking at the facts.

>>8007509

That's scary as fuck. I hope he's okay.

>>8007509
?
facebook photos? you need to break into someone's house to access them?
you're saying things that are not true
which makes you delusional

maybe try therapy?

>>8007517

How would you know if they are facebook photos or not? He doesn't even use facebook, not to mention there are pictures in his actual house of the wallpaper and things his stalker posted. Just kill yourself honestly you are too stupid to exist.

>>8007520
?
`Someone physically accessed his computer to get private photos or in the very least hacked into it remotely but his stalkers were outside his house at some point´

you ask me how I know they're public photos
when you make absolutely ridiculous claims because you believe what some anonymous person on the internet typed out in a thread?
lol

>>8007527

>photos in his house

Learn to read

>>8007527

>Newfag can't into greentext

Get the fuck off of /ck/, foreigner. Americans only.

>>8007544
I'm having chocolate for breakfast
don't ever tell me I'm not an american

>>8007544
>>8007542
>>8007527
>>8007520
>>8007517
>>8007509
>>8007508
>>8007502
>>8007457
>>8007422

SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL OF YOU NONE OF THIS IS HELPING REVIEWBRA

>>8005290

Hes been at it for years and seems way too autistic / genuine to the point of retardation to do something like that.

>>8007553

>American

Ah stupidity explained

>>8007359
Didn't know you browsed /ck/. Hope this mess blows over for you and Reviewbrah though.

>>8005042
wut

>>8005267
1st day on 4chan?

This is why having a youtube channel is a really bad idea.

>>8007422
This is fucking hilarious. Does anyone remember the anon which was stalking some /sp/ tripfag? Even went as far as printing his posts and framing them

Update: How I'm Doing
https://youtu.be/fCIiSE9VHck

>>8005003
He looks like Jodie Foster in that pic

>>8006745
>>8006714
>extremely insecure and defensive
So because he misinterpreted your post, you decided to fucking psychoanalyze him, despite the fact that anyone would find your post to be very ambiguously written, and then spout shitty forced memes once he responded to your overly belligerent bullshit. Keep it up /ck/

>>8007701
I'm rooting for him

It really is time this sort of shit was removed from /ck/.
C'mon mods, get it sorted.

>>8007544
>America
Hello dumbfuck.

>>8006714
What are you? Gen X or a boomer? Maybe a bit old to be on 4chan huh?