/ck/ - Food & Cooking

this is terrible advertising (but looks nice)

why would I replace these delicious breakfasts with this abomination?

Isn't it just protein powder?
Surely walmart has something comparable but cheaper.

>>7992635
it's everything you need to live off but pretends to be healthy when it's mostly maltodextrin

>>7992609
right? I just want waffles

>>7992660
now it has more time for other things

>>7992635
>>7992641

I drink it because I'm kind of a cheap faggot, also I work in a kitchen so I don't get breaks ever so I can "eat" and work at the same time.

Lost about 15 lbs. a month in. I don't feel healthier really though. I lost 60 lbs. in a year before and went back to my starting weight and I felt better at -15 lbs. when I did it the first time.

I fell for the meme but then I realized it's not about really eating better or healthier but just a really convenient way to count calories and regulate vitamin and mineral intake.

I really miss pooping though. More than eating. I had a meal a few days ago and it felt really weird feeling the food go into my stomach.

>>7992676
when you're on a maintenance diet with the high fibre version you poop a LOT (in my case anyway)

>>7992682
I pooped a lot at the start but after about 3 days it slowed down. About a month in I started pooping tri daily.

I hate it but I love it. I am losing weight through dieting and I don't have to go to the gym BUT I could be doing that while eating foods I like in moderation and working out. This really is just about keeping my poor impulse control in check.

End of the day 6.5/10. It's alright and cheap. Mix in vanilla or mocha Mio and it's actually pretty fucking good.

>>7992673
kek

>>7992603
What's the 2.0 taste like?

Why is soylent a thing? There are already medically compete liquid diets and soylent is only a little bit cheaper.

>>7992748
you answered your own question

>>7992742
1.6 but thinner and a little more like flour

>name a product after a fictional product that was made out of people

I refuse to buy it on the meme product name alone. If it was called LITERALLY anything but Soylent I would buy some.

>>7992857
there's plently of alternatives
I drink Huel which is objectively better (but also has a shit name)

>>7992603
So what is the exact purpose of this?

Is it to lose weight? To replace eating if you just simply cant afford/cant balance a healthy diet? Is it just a "drinkable meal" I chug down 3 times a day?

If all I have to do is drink that gay meme drink and work out for a few months to drop some weight, I'd sign up literally right now. My daily calories are ao random because of work/snacking/money. One day I might eat like 3000, next day might be 1900.

>>7992880
it's really useful for calorie counting tbqh I'm losing weight right now using it. has decent protein too for bulking.
Though it's cheaply made and uses some questionable ingredients. There's plenty of alternatives

>>7992880
It was created by an autist who hated eating, he decided it would be more efficient in the long run to create a meal goop he could make monthly batches of and chug in less than 3 minutes.

>>7992902
>questionable ingredients
like what?

This shit is way too cyberpunk for me. I'd rather enjoy eating delicious natural food before the government of neo-america forbids it in 2023 after the happening.

>>7992903
the cool kids drink it slow to keep a constant blood glucose
>>7992905
maltodextrin (basically sugar) is the main ingredient, and soy is not great for your hormone levels. They also use a multivitamin blend rather than from food sources though I don't mind that.

I'm drinking UK based Huel right now, here's a comparison https://huel.com/pages/comparison-to-soylent

https://huel.com/blogs/news/81838918-three-dietitians-blind-review-of-huel-joylent-and-soylent

>>7992923
yes, it's mostly carbs. sugar is not bad for you, if you don't want a 50% carb diet then it's clearly not for you. soy is great for your hormone levels, if you're worried about high estrogen then you're low T already. I'm a girl so it just makes my boobs bigger

>>7992930
it's not bad that it's mostly carbs, it's bad that it's mostly a high GI carb.
Also high estrogen would be terrible for weightlifters

what the fuck. is this fucking real.

>americans are living off a thing called soylent

>fuck america

>staying in australia and eating food

>cheers mate

>>7992939
bad news m8
http://aussiesoylent.com.au/
https://ozsoylent.com/

>>7992930
>sugar is not bad for you
>soy is great for your hormone levels
citation needed

>>7992945

the dreams over boys, shut 'er down

>>7992937
so you're saying that a meal designed around the dietary needs of the general population doesn't work for people with restrictive dietary needs.

duh?

>>7992948
>your body burns sugar to fuel itself
>this is a bad thing

eating soy barely elevates estrogen levels anyway

>>7992952
>The general population of america doesn't exercise
sounds about right

>>7992956
>the general population of america only needs 1500 calories a day

so they only need 3/4 of a package of soylent per day

>>7992954
>implying sugar is the only thing we need

>>7992960
2000 is the average maintenance level of calories, it's around 2500 for men

>>7992961
>implying soylent is 100% maltodextrin

you're literally just baiting me to get me to post more pictures, aren't you

>>7992963
depends on your weight and height and age and sex, and activity level :)

>>7992603
I drink it for breakfast with some pb2, psyllium husk, and protein powder. I like 1.6 a lot, but I've heard a bunch of people hate it.

I don't buy the premade bottles, too pricey.

>>7992930
>makes my boobs bigger

When do I get this side effect? I've been drinking it for 6 months and still an A cup. Though they only just changed to soy protein with 1.6, I think

>>7992966
(^:
here's a good comparison of food drinks
https://www.blendrunner.com/
some of these are really healthy for what it is. Much easier to be consistently 'eating' well like this.
Though it ranges from $4.51 per day to $39.60 per day!

>>7992966
>tfw I get half a month's worth of food for $50 because I only need 1200 kcal a day

>>7992994
are you a child?

>>7992999
small women can survive on a ridiculously low cal diet compared to men.

I'm a manlet and and I still need 2200 calories to maintain weight.

>>7992999
4'8", so basically yes

>>7993008
damn, what are you doing on /ck/ if you can barely enjoy a single adult meal

>>7993013
I like talking about food and shilling for soylent

>>7993008

short women make the world go round bby

>would buy u a happy meal

>>7992975
basically never, like i said earlier eating soy doesn't really effect your hormone levels that much.

if you want bigger boobs get on birth control. that will help

>>7992986
DIY liquid meals seems top-tier. You just pick whatever you want. If you're some faggot with too much money you can use crushed flax seed for all your carbs. Or you can spend like 80 cents a day and eat a mix of vegetable oil, corn flour, and whey protein, and take a multivitamin with it.

>>7992994
naisu :3c

>>7993008
Now the only question is if you're built like a child as well.

>>7993019
>DIY liquid meals seems top-tier
can go horribly wrong if you don't know what you're doing. A guy on the DIY soylent forum made his only carb source maltodextrin and got 4 cavities.

>>7993083
that guy must not have drank enough water or brushed his teeth enough

>>7993008
LONDON
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>>7993199
it was like the equivalent of 200g of sugar a day

>>7993199
if you don't eat sugar you don't get cavities it's as simple as that

there's an entire book on the australian abbos teeth and they are really healthy because their diet had no sugar

>>7993218
>tfw you realise most food contains sugar to get the dentists rich

>>7993233
>(((dentists)))

>>7993233
no it contains sugar because in the 70s we waged a war on fat and replaced it with sugar

replace the sugar with fat and there would be less cavities and fat people

>>7992880
It's to test Hillary's nutrition supplements before she takes office and sets up a police state.

>>7993213
yeah he must not have brushed his teeth after. it's like drinking soda at every meal without rinsing your teeth off with water. of course you get cavities, but you could eat that diet without getting cavities if you weren't retarded

>>7993218
ok well enjoy your anecdotal evidence and disregard for the mechanism by which cavities form

>>7993243
>implying those that doesn't fit in to the scheme of the dentists and doctor alliance

>>7993268
brushing your teeth after a sugary meal is actually worse for your teeth. Sugarfree chewing gum is better as it gets your saliva to break down the sugars more

>>7992609
They bottle it now?

>>7992713
>This really is just about keeping my poor impulse control in check.

But don't you get hungry?
I feel like I would drink three Soylents a day, but still have an empty feeling in my gut.

>>7992857
you need a sense of humor
>he wouldn't try cannibalism if it was legal

just TRY it

>>7992923

Sounds closer to my preferred diet, except I'd never want it liquid.

I think there is a market for a brand which just delivers complete meals every time. Just count the calories and it's always balanced, whether you eat a bar, drink the liquid, eat a microwave frozen dinner or prepare something from pre-packed combo of ingredients. Pick the convenience level you want at any point and never worry about a balanced diet, since it's all balanced.

>>7992923
>and soy is not great for your hormone levels

This nonsense again. Let me put it this way, the only way you'll notice any difference is if you have regular blood tests.

>>7992857
https://faq.soylent.com/hc/en-us/articles/201541809-Why-is-it-named-Soylent-

Original soylent isn't people

>>7993805
you need 4 though. It's surprisinigly filling

>soylent

This will make you effeminate.

Soylent is incredibly unhealthy for males and will absolutely destroy you.

If you don't want to believe me, that's fine but you will suffer the concequences.

Eat real food.

>>7996134
>This will make you effeminate.

>>7996134
>*ef/fa/yminate

>>7996139
>i dont like it so it's bait!

Right, because countless studies on the estrogenic effect of soy make this bait. Not to mention the other ingredients which are also estrogenic.

Soylent is one of the worst inventions of modern times. Less chewing so developing people will have barely any jaw structure and soy turning people into weak faggots. I can't wait until they release studies proving this destroys organs and hormone balance.

>>7996165
kek
this has the potential to be ck copy pasta

>>7996146
Looking weak and having no respect for your body will NEVER be aesthetic, no matter what some delusional autists on /fa/ day. The only aesthetic body is a strong body. Even just ottermode.

This will give men hourglass shapes and gyno as they're growing up, not the stick look /fa/ggots go for. It's like the lavender scare in the past which turned out to be true.

No matter what, you lose with soylent.

>>7996168
I hope it becomes copy pasta so more people are aware of how awful this product is.

>>7996173
Whats does it tastes like? Im curious

>>7996174
>Whats does it tastes like? Im curious
Watery bread dough, now with a hint of coffee.

>>7996134
pythoestrogens don't really affect you

dairy milk has way more hormones in that and can even cause breast cancer

>>7996178
Good thing I live in a country where there are no hormones or antibiotics in milk.

Look at populations where the staple of a diet is pythoestrogens such as Asia. Very small, effeminate and lacking in courage. Yes, genes play role, but these estrogens cause both an immediate and long term effect causing each generation to become weaker and weaker inherently, not because of lifestyle changes. If we did the exsct same work as ancient socieities but used an estrogen filled diet, we wouls look like shit and continue to look shitter as time goes on.

Western countries have had a much longer gap where we were not in contact with many pythoestrogens and that has changed. We are becoming weaker with soy being in almost everything most people eat. We have fallen so quickly that it is almost certain that the blame in on the estrogens in food, plastic, and common chemicals surrounding us.

There are a million factors, but eatrogenic foods is a huge and clear factor.

>>7996193
Sounds like chem trail tier conspiracy theories.

>>7996176
Disgusting, I tought it tasted like pic related

>>7996207
Keep ignoring it if you want and live in ignorance.

I just want to eat cheaply without having to prepare food or worry about balancing my diet. I hoped with soylent I would be able to eliminate effort at the price of variety, but now I've gotta worry about my hormones?

I tried meal squares and that seemed fine except for that I forgot to freeze them and they spoiled. I was planning on trying soylent but now I think I'm going to have to do more reading first.

>>7996241
You'll be fine m8 it's just a meme.

>>7996241
Seriously, dont take soylent. Even if youre not sure you can trust us about the estrogenic effect of soy, why risk your health anyway?

>>7996134
>the one time being a woman is okay


Good feel

>>7996241

So get the Huel.

>>7996193
>milk
>no hormones
>hormoneless cows producing milk

>>7998312
>brocolli could mess with your thyroid
>all cruciferous vegetables could mess with your thyroid
>dont eat very healthy vegetables because it might effect you

this logic turns you into a human who is scared of eating oats and beans because of phytates

>>7998338
Sorry hun, it's not true.

>ANOTHER FUCKING MEME COFFEE

AHAHJAHAHAHHAAH

MY
FUCKING
GIGASIDES
AHAWHWHAWHWE
WEEWEWEWEWEWEWEWE GIGA FUCKING WEW LADS

IT
IS
L I T E R A L LY

JUST
FUCKING
THIS

IT'S JSUT FUCKING THIS

https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_1_11/157-7140262-1529736?url=search-alias%3Dhpc&field-keywords=caffeine+l-theanine&sprefix=Caffeine+L-%2Chpc%2C633

IT'S
LITERALLY
JUST
ENTRY
LEVEL
NOOTROPICS
MARKETED
TO
NONHUMAN
HIPSTERS

I AM RIGHT AGAIN
I
AM
ALWAYS
FUCKING
RIGHT

when

WHEN

WHEN MOTHERFUCKERS

WHEN WILL OTHER HUMAN BEINGS GET ON MY FUCKING LEVEL

WHEN WILL THEY CATCH UP

WHEN WILL THEY FUCKING LEARN

EVERYONE
WHO
ISN'T
A
SUBHUMAN
WORTHLESS
CUNT
PIECE
OF
SHIT
HAS
BEEN
USING
L-THEANINE
FOR
FUCKING
YEARS

>>7998692
>>7998689
It's a 400 calorie meal bottle like Soylent 2.0, retaining the 25% of daily nutrients but with a coffee flavor with hints of chocolate and yes, caffeine nootropics hence why it's a being marketed as a breakfast and wakefulness meal

I don't get the big deal why you're spamming so hard

>>7998700
M E M E C O F F E E

JUST LIKE """`BULLET`'''PROOF'''""" COFFEE

THE BIGGEST SHIBBOLETH OF NON-HUMAN MILLENIAL NU-MALES THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN

>>7998704
It's a 400 calorie nutritionally optimal meal with coffee in it. Breakfast and a coffee in one bottle for 3$. You're skipping the entire point to focus on it being coffee.

You're already using nootropics so it's not like you're free from being a numale anyways

>>7998710
So when I learned that the team behind Soylent—a meal replacement beverage that purportedly includes all the vitamins and nutrients your body needs in a day—was launching a breakfast-friendly version of its product, I was intrigued. Dubbed Coffiest, the bottle is said to contain about 150 milligrams of caffeine and 75 milligrams of L-theanine, which promotes relaxation without drowsiness.

that's all thsi shit is

that's all this garbage meme is

i don't know where this stupid bullshit about le drink le meal le optimal ingredients and only 10x the price of doing it like a normal human being comes from but fuck off

>>7998711
>So when I learned that the team behind Soylent—a meal replacement beverage that purportedly includes all the vitamins and nutrients your body needs in a day—was launching a breakfast-friendly version of its product, I was intrigued. Dubbed Coffiest, the bottle is said to contain about 150 milligrams of caffeine and 75 milligrams of L-theanine, which promotes relaxation without drowsiness.

You literally fucking quoted it, it's a breakfast version of Soylent 2.0

Why is there a website which sells feminizing products without a prescription?

Man, 4chan trapNEETs must be all over this shit.


LMAO

>>7998721
The feminizing meme is ridiculous and came from /v/, so you should stay there.

It doesn't even have that much fucking soy in it

>Xenoestrogens are the reason for the nu-male epidemic

I love my Soylent.

You know they say it doesn't have any taste but if you swirl it around your mouth you can really taste the rat feces from the dingy warehouse they package it at.

>>7998737
You know they've changed production areas and their processing right

At least use bait more current like the mold on bottles from 2015, which was also fixed

My breakfast every morning is whey protein in coffee. Basically soylent.

>>7992603

>not being a fruitarian

wew lad

Its been so long, I thought he had given up desu.

>>7992994
The fuck is a kcal?

>>7998809
Kilocalorie, you nutball

>>7998809
I'll never understand people who ask dumb questions like this. I mean Google is two seconds away, and you would get a much more detailed answer.

>>7998832
i was just typing it out, i looked it up right after. it's the internet don't assume anything

>>7998809
Nutball?... well... i bet your are a plesant person!

>>7998819
So you need 1,200,000 calories a day? Wtf

>>7998897
that's what i said lol

>>7996193

>Asians
>consuming any significant amount of dairy at all

You're talking about a culture that never developed cheese.

>>7992676
bruh you know you could mix your own for infinitesimally less than you're paying that low function autist right?

>>7999039
>milk farts in the chamber

i can just feel the gyno, weak chins, and pathetic bodies in general

lmaoing @ your lives for having more estrogen than women

Do these drinks ACTUALLY fuck with your testosterone levels, or is that something idiots just spout.

>>7999584
not enough for you to notice any difference

>>7992650
>I just want waffles

I think that's essentially what soylent is. Frozen Eggos, vitamins, and soy milk in a blender.

>>7992994
I'm pretty sure you don't need over a million calories per day, assuming you are human that is.

>>7999980
>I don't know what a kcal is

>>7992857
>I refuse to buy it on the meme product name alone. If it was called LITERALLY anything but Soylent I would buy some.

I would love to try MealSquares out. Looks a lot more appetizing and the name isn't a meme.

Lotsa people ITT talking out of their ass

THANKS KIBLER FOR WASTING MY MONEY

>>8000825
Go away Mod

>>7998897

Only if he's a tiny girl.

>>8000039
1000 calories