/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Word on the street is Taco Bell put a hit on him.

>>7989972
who the fuck cares

>>7990015
Me, my friends, and my family

We live and will die for reviewbrah

>Xbox
???

his family gangstalked him out of his home?

a fuckin roadtrip

>>7989982

>>7989972
Fugg look at them eyes. Looks like he's been crying. What kind of car is that? Maybe this is the beginning of his new life. He's gonna use that sweet YouTube money's to open a restaurant where you HAVE to eat in your car.

>>7989972
I wish I could tell you Reviewbrah fought the good fight and the gangstalkers let him be.

I wish I could tell you that...
...but Youtube is no fairy-tale world.
He never said who did it.
But we all knew.

>>7989982

I don't think he was kicked out, he's a looney and fled himself

>>7990096
>I just have to keep moving
I think you might be right

I came here to get hungry, not to feel

>>7990100
>>I just have to keep moving

>>7990159
>just keep moving

>>7989972
If that's a Pontiac Aztec I will hunt this motherfucker down right now and hurt him no one should drive that.

What car is it???

>>7989982
>loves taco bell baja blasts
it all adds up!

>>7990168
>>7990159
>swim on
>and so you swim on
>swim on
>keep swimming now
reviewbrah confirmed for approaching diety-hood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgGKSjiw0HQ

>>7990255
It's clearly a prius.

>>7990062
He always looks like that.

>>7989972
Has anyone noticed how he seems a lot more loosened up and more open in the way he speaks in his new videos? It gives me this suspicious feeling like he's cutting loose in a way like the shit has hit the fan somehow and he's about to stop caring.

>>7990255

Ha! just because a few dorks thought it was ugly?
Those fuckers are pretty capable offroad and come with an attachable tent.
Great /out/mobile and I have been looking for one for months.
I love that basic motherfuckers are so triggered by them

>>7989972

>I just have to keep moving

chills

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3ZlSS176hw

>>7990741
Lmao why the fuck would someone lift an aztek let alone throw money down the drain on one jfc

>>7989972
Fucking hate trolls who act like they're actual companies

2012 Toyota Prius

>>7990062
>looks like he's been crying
That's just the fetal alcohol syndrome

Does this guy actually have a job or does he get welfare for dressing like an autist?

>>7990844
He gets Youtube revenue.

Possibly regular pay from his MKULTRA handlers.

We need to take him into our homes and treat him tenderly guys.
I will go first.

>>7990882
>tfw you fall asleep and here him pacing around
>he opens your door quietly
>walks slowly beside you
>his corduroy suit grazes your ear
>you can feel cold steel against your throat
>he puts his comically small baby hand over your mouth
>just as panic sets in you here him lisp into your ear... "It is what it is"

>>7990917
wa me upinsa

canntawaup

>>7989972
I actually feel bad for him, he's just so incredibly awkward

>>7990917
I haven't laughed this hard in a long while

>>7991490
awkward and the victim or parental prenatal neglect

>I just have to keep moving
POST THE WEBM OF REVIEWMOM

>>7989972
He thinks he's being gangstalked.

Might be true. /pol/ Said they were going to track him down and force feed him a weed brownie

>>7991505
>parental prenatal neglect
FAS?

>>7990856
>youtube revenue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG3tAxzEcDQ

he lost half his pizza before the review. I'm pretty sure he fought with his family about his "career" and they told him to hit the road. Did your parents ever eat the food you bought when you were young?

>>7991530
https://socialblade.com/youtube/user/thereportoftheweek

>>7989972
Why does he have to live in his car? Surely he makes enough money from youtube to afford rent for an apartment.

>>7991555
>$1.8K - $29.6K
That's a bit of steep degree for yearly earnings.
Even IF that cuck is making 29k a year, that's nothing to piss about.

>>7991560
some youtubers make 83k at the LEAST. its bullshit, i wish i had an interesting life and could make money off loyal subscribers.

>>7991555
I'm not sure how accurate that is.

I've heard terribly mixed reviews regarding youtube profit.

>>7991560
>>7991568
I'm sure it's under 10k, you need a lot more views and subs to make a decent living. Youtube profits are very unreliable which is why so many of them go to things like patreon

>>7991565
Yeah but how many subscribers and average views do they get?

Where is reviewdad?
Did he walk out in his alcoholic wife?

>>7989982
:P

>>7991572
I thought he died

I sometimes laugh at the thought of 1 in 3 kids in the suburbs trying to be youtube famous.

This autist is only famous because he's off the charts retarded.

So why don't you guys let him stay at your house?

>tfw hapless alcoholic
>tfw you will never marry reviewbrahs lush mum
>tfw reviewbrah will never be your wife's son
>tfw you'll never discuss the finer points of low carb blue Monster superiority and McDonald's relative consistency over a taco Bell meme item in you drunken wife's Prius with her son

I can't handle reality bruhs.

>>7991597
Too real, my man.

>>7990629
underrated

dicksoutforreviewbrah

>>7990629
>that shot of the dog running with a rifle

alright then

>>7990082
Fuck you man I waked my grandma by laughing too hard at this post. 10/10 nigga

Let's see that mom.

>>7991690
or not?

>>7991846
Don't you have a Whopperito to review?

>>7989972
>I just have to keep moving

>>7990263

Hmm...

is it all just some paranoid delusion?

is someone really hunting him down?

how do we help him bros?

Holy fuck, he's really lost it then?

>>7990062
So he's going to open up a Sonic?

Did anyone ever dox him? Can we reach out to his parents to see if he's ok

>>7989972
I had a dream about him founding an comet worshipping cult

>>7991597
pics of his mum

He made the mistake of going on national television. If you get that sort of recognition you either join them, or be hunted.

He thinks he's being gangstalked and is legitimately going bonkers.

>>7989972

Lorre looking motherfucker

>>7992073
I-is he gonna make it, lads?

>>7992073
>ReviewBrah thinks he's being gangstalked
>He sees people looking at him eating taco bell in his car
>He sees people staring at him because he's wearing a fucking suit that doesn't fit him
>He sees people staring at him because he looks like an alien
>Taco Bell sent him death threats in the mail and said they're sending The Cheesy Gordita Cruncher after his skinny ass
Hey, it's all there.

>>7989972
i think it was on /pol/ but some guy posted pics he'd stolen from reviewbrahs house. probably freaked out his parents and asked him to leave.

>>7992093
him being reviewbrah.

>Those "Please reply to me!!!" comments
>Literally unironic notice me senpai tier faggots

ROTW was never cringe until recently. I blame that tosho encounter.

>>7991511

only got gif

;_;

>>7992131
>looks into camera and grins
>hnng
Reviewbrah's mom is cute af

>>7992204
she also is a cunt who threw her son out

>>7992215

That's a white person thing, I'm 46 still living with my Mexican parents

wtf does gangstalked mean

>>7992229
It means you're mentally ill and believe there's a huge network of "gangstalkers" that are following your every movement. I saw this guy on youtube genuinely believing trains were honking their horns when he browsed conspiracy websites

>>7992242
I'm...
I'm filled with pity and disgust.
The lack of rationality is disgusting on a deep level but simultaneously how fucked up do you have to be to not realize that is an idiotic belief to hold

>>7992204
She's probably used to getting filmed.

>>7991571
He also has a patreon, only makes 300 bucks a month though

reviewbrah is the second coming of god