/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7989134
Cool

>>7989134

Our subjugation of Asia is complete.

>>7989134
That's a cool idea.

I want one

Panda Express went out of business years ago. What the fuck are you talking about?

so they only have to stock one thing

good

this. changes. everything

>>7989164
Is this one of those "I don't like thing so I'll pretend thing doesn't exist and make sure everyone knows I pretend thing doesn't exist"?

Good, chopsticks are fucking retarded. And yes, I know how to use them.

>>7989187
Try learning to use them before passing judgement.

>>7989184
>>7989204
>>7989187
How come everyone here on /ck/ tends to be so aggressive?

>>7989209
Because it's 4chan, faggot. Maybe /r/food is more your speed.

>>7989134
I'm going there to spend my money because they have this.

>>7989214
That's not a good answer.
It's like going in the middle east and start fucking a goat because "duh it's the middle east"

>>7989229
Not even remotely similar, lad.

>>7989235
huh, then I don't get it.

>>7989229
No, what you're doing is like going to Iran and making out with a dude in public and then being surprised when you get stoned to death.

I remember when the guys who actually invented the chork were raising funds for it. Guess Panda Express put forth the dosh to back them. Good for those guys.
Unless someone else stole it and beat them to the punch. Then fuck whoever did that. Fuck them right up the arse with a big rubber dick.

>>7989315
>Fuck them right up the arse with a big rubber dick.
projection.jpg

>>7989187
There is nothing wrong with actual chopsticks, it's the big stick I'm supposed to burry deep in my asshole while telling everyone how great I am that I don't understand, if chopsticks didn't come with public anal masturbation it would be perfectly normal

>americans

>>7989337
>being this young
Shameful.

>>7989229
No
Its like going to the middle East and watching tons of Muslims raping goats to prepare them for Ramadan and because muhhad says women are the most disgusting animal of them all and complain even tho both Muslims and goats enjoy it

>>7989134
I like it.

>>7989134
Those have been around forever, it's not new, just new to Panda Express. I distinctly remember seeing some early ass episode of Friends where they were all eating chinese food with chopstick-forks.

>>7989369
Bullshit.
Name one Middle Eastern country where this is a common practice.

>>7989134
That shit has been going on in my country for at least 5 years and I live in a 3rd world shithole

>>7989437
Define 3rd world shithole. Where do you live?

>tfw the panda express here went out of business because the owner was a retard
I really miss that orange chicken.

Panda Express is underrated

It's pretty tasty

>>7989494
Pakistan.

>>7989428
Morocco

>>7989534
The orange chicken was the only reason to go there.

>>7989561
Morocco is not a Middle Eastern country, dipshit.

>>7989134
>tso good

Not as clever as "miso tasty"

Ask the school board to fire your teachers.

>>7989209
Because we hate you, fucknugget.

>this thread

>>7989209
>>7989229
>>7989369

Ever hear the expression "When in Rome, do as the Romans do"?

>>7989561
Whenever those rapist keep coming from to live in Sweden palaces

>>7989560
Fucking mudslime.

>>7989235
It's the exact fucking same thing dipshit, being aggressive is what we do here.

eating with sticks

>>7989561
Morocco is in North Africa you colossal cunt.

>>7989428
Not common, really, but it's certainly far from unheard of in Yemen.

I call it a fuckstick.

>>7989134
>Morocco
>Africa
>Being anything other than a land of human-on-animal rape, cannibalism and godless heathen
Try harder General Gobbldigook