/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7980103
Spicy potatoes with dry ass sausages and chocolate cookies? Youre sick buddy

Cacio e pepe.

>>7980160
Good job, you know how to boil spaghetti and mix it in a bowl with pepper

>>7980163
i also know how to please your wife.

Didn't make the quiche but this was a nice meal

>>7980158
it's liver

>>7980160
Looks a little boring to be honest

>>7980175
this looks satisfying. What quiche was it?

>>7980163
Seriously? You're one of those 'if its simple it's bad' people? Fuck off, it tastes good and it was dinner. If I wanted to work I would've made pan-roasted chicken and risotto or something.

>>7980181
It was, but it did fill me up and it did taste good.

>>7980175
Good job, you know how to chop cilantro, roast potatoes and buy frozen chicken pie

>>7980103
I am poor factory worker in russia.

>>7980195
Are you too poor to buy normal rice?

>>7980198
Is not rice. Is poridge from grain.

>>7980200
Thats so gay lol

>>7980202
I dont understand

>>7980207
You eat gay food lmao, your meal was the equivalent to ordering a Pumpkin Spice Latte from Starbucks

>>7980208
Translating program on yandex.ru gives no result. Can you reformulate in other words

>>7980214
he has autism. just ignore him

>>7980220
Nice buzzword :^)

>>7980220
There is clearly misunderstand here on both sides. Lets start conversation over again. Hello my name is konstatin yakovlev.

>>7980195
Nice porridge, mate. I like to make porridge from rice. Super cheap.

>>7980222
you might be a little tipsy, but don't put energy into this conversation.

>>7980193
Good job, you identified none of those items correctly. I'm just being honest about the last meal I cooked. The skill involved in the sweet potato home fries more than qualifies it.
>>7980181
Was cheese and onion

>>7980222
*misunderstanding

No image, but I pan fried some turkey deli meat, cherries I pitted, spinach, chopped garlic, minced onion, and butter together, served this over egg noodles and sprinkled chunks of fresh mozzarella on top of it.

>>7980160

>>7980355

>>7980355
haha those looked like peas

I added too much salt so it was gross

Rotel dip. I used turkey sausage instead of pork and added green bell pepper.

It was really delicious. Sorry about the gaming mouse. I don't have any friends so I play pc games I don't really enjoy to pass the time.

>>7980506
>>7980355
I thought it was Mac n cheese with peas at first

>>7980103
Grilled chicken quarters with a spicy mustard sauce, ranch style baked beans, fresh corn on the cob, cucumbers, green onions, and tomatoes.

>>7980160
>>7980182
i think he's one of those 'call it what it is' people
why the fuck not just post the image and leave it there. 100% can say nobody would have batted an eye at it. everyone fucking eats pasta sometimes.
good work white knighting or samefagging though. enjoy the (you)

This is the last thing I made that I took a picture of, it is prime brisket.

>>7982436
Cornbread muffins, homemade pickles, and cottage cheese to round it off.

>>7982436
>>7982566
Everything turned out great. My peach trees put out a bumper crop this year so I'll probably have some cobbler and coffee later.

>>7982483
Wow I didn't know this was a thing elsewhere. This is okay with just carrots and a lot of salt

Spaghetti factory clam sauce clone.

>>7982436
>fresh corn on the cob

Spinach and tomatoes between two slices of buttered seeded white bread and a hand-full of olives.

Stir fried bok choy, shiitake, ginger, garlic, chilli flakes, lap cheong, soy and oyster sauce. Served on shitton of rice because i intend to make fried rice tomorrow.

>>7980103
looks like a tasty pair of deerdicks. Good job OP

Beef stir-fry.

>>7980506
>pea-pea the frog xD

(just finished a 12 hour shift).

>>7983940
The sausage looks nice

>>7982566
>>7982594
Looks marv

>>7982462
To avoid 'But what is it anon?' questions. Yeah folks eat pasta, it's a 'what you last made/ate' thread not 'post your culinary bests'.

Why are you so angry? I don't understand.

>>7984017
Is your life really sad?

>>7984026
No, why?

>>7984019
>>The sausage looks nice

I'm not going to pretend it wasn't the highlight of the meal.

>>7983796
All the veggies came out of the garden that day except for the homemade pickles. So yeah, it was fresh.
>>7984019
>looks marv
Thanks, I love it when the chicken quarters look as good as they taste.

>>7984026
Work 12 days of 12 hour shifts and see how motivated you are to cook dinner

Potatoes, zucchini, beans, bell pepper, tomatoes, garlic, cayenne and black pepper, salt.

I call it "potatoes, zucchini, beans, bell pepper and tomatoes", seasoned with garlic and some S&P

>>7984486
>Work 12 days of 12 hour shifts
So your life is indeed that sad

Don't even remember. I'm so poor right now that this is my seventh day in a row without eating. I don't even feel hungry anymore though.

Curry chicken pancit. Finally finished the leftovers so I'll be making chili tonight.

ratatouille

>>7980103
that looks good

>>7981925
Nigga I'll be your friend

>>7985073
It was really nice.

>>7985066
would eat

>>7985071
are the yellow things courgettes?

>>7985210
>courgette
yes

>>7985073
No, it doesn't

chicken thighs marinated in mustard, maple syrup and a little cider vinegar. Seared them on the stove then roasted them over some potatoes to finish it off.

Made some asparagus on the side. Pretty damn good.

>>7980103
Are you Belgian, anon?

>>7982506
my dick

Caprese salad with a glass of Greco di tufo. I fucking love summer

>>7987830
thats just some tomatoes with some feta on it did u even try?

>>7987839
That's mozzarella you fucking missed opportunity for cot death. Do you even Italian?

>>7984017
Enjoy your 12 hours off.

I made a Cornish game hen stuffed with lemon, rosemary and garlic, sautéed green beans with red onion and tomatoes and whipped red potatoes with sage

>>7987869
It's actually "sautés"

One "sauté"

Two or more "sautés"

Also looks good.

>>7988035
> a juicy well-done steak
good going, lad. show 'em the what for.

>>7988058
Looks medium /medium well to me. Juice is because he didn't let it rest.

Why do people who cook shit like this even come to /ck/?

>>7985066
Love making pancit. Learned to make it at an Asian fusion place I worked almost 10 years ago and still make it often.

Looks great btw.

>>7988092
What do you mean "let it rest"? Sorry I'm kinda new

i am currently very poor and cannot find work so im eating these like chips and mayonnaise. the life

>>7986231
I'm honestly confused by the maple syrup. Reminds me of myself learning to cook. I used to glaze filet mignon with Sriracha, brown sugar and ground cinnamon. I swore up and down it was the greatest thing ever.... Then I discovered salt and pepper.

People told me they liked it too but looking back they were either being nice or had shit taste.

Try using a balsamic reduction next time for the sweetness you're looking for.

Thumbs up on the mustard though.

>>7988097
After taking meat off of the grill /out of the oven, you leave it alone for a few minutes (5-8 on average) before cutting into it. It allows the juices inside to settle and they won't drain out when you cut the meat.

Sorry if I sounded kind of dickish. Been a long day. Keep practicing dude.

Flying blind. I can't see thumbnails. This should be a picture of a panini.

>>7987874
There's no way you could read that and think he was using the noun for "sauté" the and not the attributive adjective. You must be special.

>>7988123
Attributive verb I should say.

>>7988098
this isn't actually bad, it's calories atleast

>>7984025
BECAUSE YOU'RE A HIPSTER

>>7987830
Didn't put câpres nor anchovies on that salad. You mong

>>7988106
wouldnt it be cold at that point?

>>7980103
Why aren't there any vegetables on your plate anon? And don't you dare to drop the 'k-ketchup is made of tomatoes' line

>>7988160
Because capers and anchovies belong on a salad Niçoise and not a Caprese you shitheel

Pancit canton with 2 fried eggs

last i took a pic of

>>7988101

you sound not much more experienced than you were in the first place. nothing wrong with using maple syrup in itself. acid/sweetness balance is key. and it's a lot more appropriate to do that kind of thing with chicken thighs than with fillet.

chicken stuffed w salad, cheese and tomatoes & rice

Grilled sockeye salmon with pan seared scallops. The lighter part of the salmon is where the lemon slices were sitting on it.

Didn't take a pic but here something close to it. It's hatch chilies burrito with cream cheese, 3 hatch chilies, and 3 slices of bacon.

Grilled grouper with griddle corn cakes grilled peaches, basil and chevre, bourbon gastrique drizzle

>>7988092
Let it rest 10mins while preparing our baked potatoes, the juices might also be sure to the worcestershire based marinade.

Some burritos and rice

>>7980208
What the fuck.

black bean burger w fresh guacamole

>>7988573
This pic triggered my appetite.

>>7988220
But, but Ketchup is a vegetable

>>7988573
monitoring to see if this is deleted and you get b&

i've been taking a lot of photos of my poop lately with the intention of starting an in/out thread. pics of the food that went in with pics of the poop that came out. but i had a second thought and realised i'd probably get b&.

hence, watching this post with interest.
also, you disgust me.

>>7988646
I would love to participate. I tried to start a poop thread on /r9k/ but it had little interest. Here's to hoping I don't get b&!

Korean fried chicken.

First time I made a pizza ever. Was quite tasty.

Wicked awesome lobstah roll

>>7988854
Nice tomato soup you got there

made some breakfast for dinner at the suggestion of a friend

>>7988448
I'm guessing you have a gutter pallette because maple syrup in a marinade, especially for chicken would be completely offsetting and overpowering. If he was trying to make some sort of bizarre breakfast chicken, then bravo. He could have gotten away with it if he used honey instead since it actually compliments the mustard.

The whole dish is executed poorly anyways and looks like something a stoned college student microwaved.

t>>7988854
This is not a pizza you mong, it's a flat bread with tomato soup on it, awful.

>>7988955

if you think maple syrup is only for breakfast, you have a 'gutter palate'. you clearly cannot conceive of flavour combinations you haven't directly experienced. hilarious how you're trying to escalate and talk shit about the dish in general because you think that'll make you less wrong about your original point. here's a tip: it's not my dish. you're just stupid.

>>7988955
>pallette

>>7988955
It's palais you autist retard.

>>7988977
If he wanted maple flavor in the dish that didn't make it taste like a fucking pancake, then he should grill or smoke it with maple wood. Even wrapping it in maple bacon would have sufficed. You can pretend like it's hard to imagine the taste of this retarded combination all you want, it doesn't make it any less shit.

>>7981925
>I don't have any friends so I play pc games I don't really enjoy to pass the time.

>>7989117

ok so for a start, the flavour of smoked maple wood infused stuff is different from that of maple sap. secondly, using the syrup as a source of sugar in addition to maple flavour is perfectly fine if balanced properly. reduced balsamic simply has a higher acid content out of the bottle, which is why you seem you think it's more appropriate for a non-breakfast dish. but you are wrong. and you know you're wrong. you just mouthed off about it and got caught sermonising and now your back's against the wall - you don't really have a strong and informed opinion on the subject. so shut the fuck up.

>>7980103
so, let an anon in on what the meat on the right is.

>>7985066
fucking shit anon I would like to eat this right now.

>>7980103
Taste better when canned

>>7981925
> I don't have any friends so I play pc games I don't really enjoy to pass the time.

>>7989790
Oh yeah, I'm totally cornered. You're so autistic that you have to be the clown who made that disgusting mess in the first place. The flavor combination makes ZERO sense and some fuckhead pouring Aunt Jemima over chicken thighs is hardly something to defend unless you're dumb enough to do it yourself. It's a shit dish and you're an even shittier cook for trying to defend it. Seriously, you have to be trolling because no one in their right mind would be so concerned about something so fucking stupid.

>>7989989

>Seriously, you have to be trolling because no one in their right mind would be so concerned about something so fucking stupid.

hello pot, i, kettle, am sorry for being black.

>>7985066
Bumping with muh chili. Only had half a white onion so I cut up 4 green onions in it. Turned out awesome. Black pepper, garlic, onion, paprika, cumin, thyme, cayenne, and of course a generous serving of salt. Not a big fan of tomato, so veggies are corn, onion, and green pepper. Chips are obviously from a bag, but a light butter spray and some garlic salt followed by a quick toasting makes them a little better imo

Also I ordered the stuff to make chocolate bars today. (Dutched chocolate powder, vanilla powder, almond extract and some silicone molds) anyone have some advice or good recipes for that?

made this 2nite

I actually had 1.6 not 2.0

>>7987869
this looks fantastic.

>>7990382
I like the color here but how did it taste? Looks like quinoa/broccoli/cucumber/red bell pepper? What did you season it with?

>>7990407
"tuesday is soylent green day !"

>>7990811
wrong quote
>>7990404

>>7984017

I just noticed that there's only one slice of cheese on that Big Mac. I rarely eat McDonald's, but is this a recent thing, or did it always only have one slice?

Or did they take the second one away akin to the Double Cheeseburger/McDouble?

>>7988904
>watermelon

>>7990404
Doesn't this shit have a ton of estrogen analogs?

>>7990426

it had some chorizo, tarragon, coriander seed and fennel seed in it. lemon zest black pepper and chilli also. quinoa was cooked in a light broth. there was no cucumber. oh also one clove of sliced fried garlic

Today's breakfast.

>>7991078
Life gets beta with soy!

>>7982566
Gorgeous

>>7988058
>well-done
Just get out

Tasted great. Salmon, spinach, butternut squash

Too lazy for pic

But 2 German sausages with sweet mustard and horseradish sauce on the side, served with black grapes and a glass of iced coffee

>>7992486
no carbs?

>>7992558

do you not see the squash right there

>>7992486
>>7992558
So glad I got married and don't have to eat /fit/ any more.

>>7992560
my bad

>>7992573
you gave up on your health? seems like marriage was bad for you.

>>7992597
>implying you have to eat salmon and piles of sad veggies to be healthy

You only have to do that to hit macros, not to be healthy.

>>7987781
Nope

>>7988220
Potatoes are vegetables

>>7989849
It's liver with corn starch on it. It tasted good but looked bad.

>>7992573
You're right, I'm from /fit/ but that doesn't mean the food wasn't good. I just can't eat all the fried crap and bread that /ck/ loves so much. I never liked that stuff anyways so it kinda works out.

>>7992486
This looks ok

>>7992373
Is there something in the pancake?

>>7992219
The salmon skin looks really nice

Cold noodles

last meal I took a picture of

Lamb stew. First attempt, mostly improvised. Turned out amazing.

>>7992828
>Is there something in the pancake?
It's a 3-egg ham and cheddar omelette.

>>7992979

god damn i could go for some of that right now

egg

>>7988112
Jesus, that guy is a pretentious fuck.
>hurr durr ill use most people dont know and when people dont know what it is ill give a longggg explanation XD

>>7988220

But tomatoes are fruits you know

>>7983961

Is that a metal spoon in a non-stick pan?

>>7993182
so autistic in fact, its become a years old meme

>>7980103
Already threw it out. Attempted to make my own baked chicken by putting chicken in spiced flour and baking it. It came out bland and dry. I may have to look up a recipe. I pretty much did the same thing I did with wings minus the hot sauce so I don't really understand what went wrong.

>>7995278
>add a dry powder to a recipe that calls for sauce
>remove the sauce
>why is it dry

>>7995293
I thought it would work.

>>7995301
And I'm sure we all learned a valuable lesson. I believe in you for your next attempt, anon.

>>7995303
I compared it to other recipes for making baked breaded chicken and it was pretty much the same so that's why. I don't what the difference could be.

>>7992486

>busta-nut squatch

>>>/x/

900 cals and amazing shits

>>7988154
>HIPSTER
Try being relevant in 2003, dude.

get with the times

>>7995321
Breading usually involves coating in flour (that's when you can add your spices if you like) then coating in egg, which forms a kind of paste and then another coat of bread crumbs. This seals the chook and helps prevent moisture from escaping. It's not exactly chicken science, m80.
Flour alone is just going to suck the moisture out.

>>7995541
is that a fucking pancake?

Today I made my porridge with almond milk for the first time. It was ok. Tasted like almonds which was a bit of a suprise.
Was a bit bland until I added some cinnamon and that's when the flavour woke up and came alive.
Then I came too. 10/10. Will come again.

what's wrong with y'all, nobody eat rice around here?

i eat rice with every meal at home. ginger chicken (its ginger, soy sauce, a bit of honey, garlic) and rice is all i need in life.

>>7984554
Nah, he works because he doesn't live with his mom. Because of that, he doesn't get an allowance like you do to buy things.

>>7995082
What are the black things on the bread?

>>7993153
This looks bad but probably tasty

>>7992979
A hearty stew like that is a great dinner

A little bit of soup

>>7995676
If he's such an adult then why is he eating babby food. >>7984017

>>7995689
It didn't taste that good. It was eggs and pepper, with hamburger cooked with jalapeno and pepper salsa. I tried making the spiciest thing I could and it sucked.

>>7980182
I don't like to pretend that someone posting a beautiful photo of spaghetti and pepper and unironically using the name "Cacio e pepe" isn't fucking around. It's delicious, there's just no reason for someone to be pretentious about it

>>7984000
you don't cook your cucumber in your stir fry? heathen!

>>7988112
what a retard, the etymology of that word is

hīrsūtus m (feminine hīrsūta, neuter hīrsūtum); first/second declension

rough, shaggy, bristly, prickly
hairy, hirsute

while trying to sound smart he actually chose a very poor use case for that word. it is a different kind of hairy, like an undesirable kind of hairy, not an asthetic one.

>>7980222
this is some 6D tiddly-winks for a troll

>>7980103
Didn't make a picture, that's the most fitting one I found

>>7984549
looks perfect!

>>7987830
what would frying the tomatoes do to this dish

>>7987830
Damn that looks fucking delicious, going to make a caprese salad for dinner today!

Hello /ck/. Didn't know where to ask, but is your Janny removing Jack posts? Where can I find more webms of this fascinating man?

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1471161288792.webm

>>7996039
Better luck next time, bro

>>7996187
Definitely delicious

>>7996283
What makes the soup orange?

>>7995689
The black things are Hagelslag. Chocolate sprinkles.

>>7996556
ok, looks good

>>7980103

Steamed Shrimp and Pork with some cabbage and green onion

>>7995632
Buckwheat flour, can of coconut milk, egg, salt/baking powder with blueberries dropped in

>>7996479
A mix of galangal and tamarind. And chillies.
It's Tom yum goong.

>>7996369
Thanks

>>7995630
>Flour alone is just going to suck the moisture out.
Ooooooh. Well that's gay.

I liked it

This was a trainwreck.
I learnt a lot though. And it tasted okay!

You don't have to explain to me what I did wrong. I know now. Enjoy the art.

>>7983940
gook

I like spaghetti

Rate this pizza, lads

American Curry

>>7996720
Murica/10

here's some carne asada making a funny face

>>7998054
What does murca/10 count for?
What's the equiv?

>>7998086
one hundred billion

Breaded chicken breast with some yellow sauce I found in my fridge that had not expired yet.

>>7996720
Velveeta shells and cheese. Top choice. 10/10 would devour.

>>7995693
Jesus what the fucks up with all the grease!? 1/10 would illicit coronary failure by 3rd slurp.

>>7997110
Dropped in my ass. Looks more like you shot those in with a paintball gun.

>>7980160
Looks pretty good. Simple without all the bullshit people slop all over pasta like it needs fucking swimming lessons or some shit. 8/10 would slurp up and pretend I am watching Lady and the Tramp.

>>7982809
A little salt an pepper and this would be the equivalent of sex on a plate.

>>7984000
I only like this because I like cucumber (not cooked). However the chicken could be cooked a tad bit longer.

>>7984549
This looks like the morning after a bean orgie.

>>7987869
A whole chicken!?! Damn son.

>>7998054
>>7998172
i have a small meatloaf collection

>>7998393

>>7998212
There's plenty of fresh ground white pepper in the sauce, also plenty of salt from clam juice. I typically garnish with fresh parsley, but forgot to pick it up this time.

>>7996382
ruin the freshness and simplicity

>>7988854
is this the elusive 'go 'za?

>>7998193
Haha they were frozen when I put em in so they really got melty

>>7984549
woah!

>>7981925

>>7988978
cute grill

>>7981925

Not to worry, you are among your kind.

Chicken Tikka Bhuna, Fried Rice and Vegetable Pakora.

I'll bite

courgettes were from a recipe book, very boring but I spiced them up after pic with chili flakes.

pasta sauce is just tomatoes, paprika. bit of flat parsley during cooking and another bit at the end.

the beer was really nice. german IPA with a lot of kick, not per se bitter but very strong hop taste. hard to explain.

I rate my own meal an 8/10.

pointer: add some kind of sauce-carrier to the tomatoes and paprika. cook with lid on to stop evporating to occur too much. either tomato sauce (decent one) or canned diced tomatoes would have helped.

music paired with beer: Nobody but You - The Back Keys

>>7983950
I posted this last Sunday

Can't believe the deerdicks meme is still doing the rounds desu

>red onions
>spinach
>chopped tomatoes
>taco seasoning
>grilled chicken
>basmati rice

fucking delicious epsecially considering that, other than the chicken, it was all made in a fucking microwave

>hello wildcats!

baked ziti. Lasted me nearly 3 weeks and shit got better each day.

Pic isn't mine, obviously. I don't take pics of food, I eat it.

>>7998193

>>8002345
three WEEKS? it wasn't frozen?

>>7980160
Looks like spaghetti with olive oil and pepper. That shit is better than spaghetti with regular spaghetti sauce.

>>7980198
At first glance I assumed it was buckwheat but it seems a little light colored for that.

>>7998037
I have a tray like that with slightly larger holes. Did your dough come through the holes a little?

>>7987789
fuck I that that was all in a bowl of milk too

>>7988441
fuck, I scrolled down to the second bowl and thought there was a hair on my screen

>>7988538
would suck your dick for that

>>7992477
what are those?

>>7995693
lotus tuber and what else?