/ck/ - Food & Cooking

thanks for your threads, OP.

here's my little faggot dog, he'd vacuum everything on that counter if you'd allow him that near.
Patty is just awesome.

>>7954263
cute, looks like my moms dog but without the beetus

heres another counter pic from the other day i took with my friend for the sole purpose of triggering germaphobes is a fun time

gonna finish wiping down kitchen and drink that tequiller

I'm moving into my first apartment in a little over a week and I'm very excited because it comes with a huge kitchen. I hope to join in on one of these threads soon.

that cat is smug

>>7954324
bro feel free to just flaunt that kitchen here if u want too, im a weirdo my fav threads here are cook alongs, and post your kitchen/fridge threads, i love me some OC, if someone starts a thread with OC i will click it

here some texmex from the other day, was p good marg's were on point ya heard

Tfw can't look at ops kitty without laffin

sorry lads takes me a while to clean, and noticed my iron was lookin neglected so gave'er a scrubadub and a light reseasoning

the star tonight is one of these not so prime cut filet mignon and a few of these mamoth shrimp or whatever they called

yall posted too many nice steaks in the last thread, probably should have gotten a ribeye but fuck the police

>not these police they are cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-AN0RPLkoU

so i put some of this smoked mexican salt on it, i really like this stuff gonna grab a grip next time im at heb

gonna let this just sit and warm up, ill put tupperware over it cuz gnats trying to freeload on my AC and its workin my nerves, will start prepping sides

Keto faggot here.
5'6" 202 down to 194 today.
miles to go.
Trying to cut at 1300 calories.
Fuck, I just did a refresh on Win and can't upload a pic,
6.6 ounces of tri-tip
80 g mixed greens
10 g reggiano
15 g bacon
3 Tbls ranch (scratch)
15 g carrot
10 g sunflower seeds
Gotta finger out why Note 3 won't communicate with computer

>>7954246
doesn't your cat get sick of you sitting around drinking and cooking everyday?

Don't you have a job?

>>7954533
>haha the human is just like me

>>7954531
bro i broke like 5 Notes before i switched, samsung is too delicate for me

>>7954533
um no i have 2 cats and they very much enjoy laying around with me while i drink and cook they are cats, and i do have a job and coming home and cooking with muh kitties is relaxing thx

>trying to work some more veggie sides into my portfolio

i am obsessed with sprouts they are probably one of the best green things

>>7954543
I love sprouts but more often than not they tend to be inhabited

>>7954543
those shits are pretty good

>>7954462
>Scrubbed off all the flavor

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>7954550
yeah those were twice the size i hacked them up they werent in great shape

>>7954551
yes m8 they are gr8

>>7954566
i will reflavor it do not worry

doing some random carot recipe, never really made carrots by themselves this is some kind of honey glazed carots i had the ingredients for already

cleaned these heffers out

>>7954644
you not boiling them bitches first?

>>7954658
>You want fluffy oven baked carrots?
Blanche them
>You want crunchy oven baked carrots?
Don't blanche them

>>7954658
>>7954725
yeah i dont mess with carrots much they were 70 cents a lb so im just gonna try a few randome recipes and see wat do

shits bout ready parboiled the taters gonna pan fry em, i learned that from you /ck/ thx

>>7954246
Love your threads but please resize your pics before posting. If you're using a phone there are plenty, just search your play/app store

I can't open all of your pics because I live in a 3rd world shithole and my internet is very slow

Keep it up though plz

u could have prevented this

>>7954773
good food. more cats pls. :3

got these in some butter and garlic

m8s, i didnt goof it

was rare i think, i wanted to make sure not to over do it, shit was cash

night

>>7954939
That was fun anon

>>7954444
check'd

>>7954763
this plz OP I'm poor too

>>7954890
That's that good shit OPers

>>7954939
That was awesome OP do it again sometime!

>>7954246
I get that cats like to sit on laptops, but why does he have to be so smug about it?

This fAggot board always makes me hungry
Fuck you OP

>>7954263
I used to have one just like him. He's a mix between a dachshund and what?

At a bar waiting an a bud, pretty good stout

>>7954541
You don't have a job? How do you earn money?

>>7956026
Is that a mason jar?

>>7954246
Patti is the perfect name for that sassy little cutiebutt.

Op oc for me to see

>>7956026
I like that you still take us drinking with you.

>>7956511
he said he has a job

>>7957578
Sorry, I was just paying attention to the fact that the person said, "Don't you have a job?" and he said "no". I should have read more >_<

>>7954246
The Return of Smug Cat

>>7955794
he's a pinscher, and an adorable faggot one at that.

>>7954246
your kitty is sooo adorable OP!

>>7954939
good thread anon

>>7954973
>>7954998
>>7955043
>>7958597
>>7959856
thx fellers

>>7954763
>>7954993
I am taking them down a notch because it makes stuff easier with a new phone app I found, at least some of the time

>>7955220
because thats her laptop and she know shes special lol

>>7955768
oi m8 keep flappin yer gabber m8 i swear on me mum:^)

>>7956511
I have a job, its one of the reason all my cook alongs are at 4am or later

>>7956635
yes im not a huge fan its a weird bar but its a good meeting point for me and a friend and they have some local shit on tap

>>7956650
lol ya full name is Patti Mayonaise, aka fatty patti, aka dumpser farts aka the stankinator(she had a horrible case of the garbage farts the first few months after i found her shes been off the trash for a while tho she good now)

>>7956738
always, i dont go to bars much tho

>>7957583

I can already see the movie poster now

>>7958563
comfy af

some very mediocre tex mex from yesterday, 'rita was shit too cant win em all oh well

will do something later

>autismo post over

Good thread and food OP.

Some OC of the last real meal I cooked a few days ago. Some Cornish game hen stuffed with lemon, rosemary and garlic. Whipped red potatoes with sage and some sautéed veggies.

k not in the mood to post a bunch but im making the same meal but different kinda, need to use this other steak before it goes bad and i might be too tired after work

>>7960457
that chicken skin looks delicious

tthe 3 amigos

NICE IN HAWT

was good deuces

>>7954246
that is one smug kot

nice stuff

>>7954263
Did I get a more ravenous twin of your dog?

this is a cute thread

Bamp

watching hell on wheels so had a old west style dinner

>>7960457
this looks darn good

>>7954348
You're a weirdo for liking the only actual content on the board?
No, you are just not cancer.

what is cat name

>>7967250
spoopy

2/10 thread not enough Patti

>>7967281

>>7960424
What restaurant is that pic from OP? I recognize those plates but I'm struggling to remember where I saw them.

BASED PATTI

genuinely enjoy threads like this OP, thank u

BUMP

>>7967572
Looks like Fiestaware; you can find it just about everywhere.

pet kitty RIGHT NOW
I command you

>>7968007
I was thinking Chuy's but I dunno. I guess you're right. It's just that those plates combined with those red and blue dip bowls look very familiar to me.

>>7967572
was a place called El Rincon at louetta and champions dr, was the first and last time I've been, would have much rather gon to Chuys, like anon said like half the mediocre tex mex places in tx probably use those i am so hungry for tex mex now

>>7967211
lol

>>7967250
Patti Mayonaise and I have another older cat named maria but she dont got time for no games thats my bottom bitch

>>7967613
thx :)

>>7968027
i was at work but we all have our ritual as soon as I get home


so to any Houstonfags im gonna go full shill real quick, if you want a decent lobster roll there is a place called Maine-ly Sandwiches off 45 greenspoint area, love the place and you cant find good lobster or crab rolls around here really, dude flys everything in from maine, they do chowders and regular sandwiches the bread is best ive had. the lobster aint cheap but a large turkey and bacon is like $6, and they got Moxie cola. Wouldnt shill shit really but it sounded like they werent pulling enough business and i dont wanna lose my lob' rolls the owner seemed pretty nice too gave me feels

pic is like half of a turkey bacon sub

heres a shitty pic of lobster roll and clam chowder shit is cash

thawing this giant chicken breast no clue what imma gonna do with it yet

so im going to try a copycat recipe and see if i can make chic fil a nuggers, its a way weirder recipe than i would usually do well see

kittys are not allowed by raw chickin

tried to cut them uneven i like it to look janky

ok so the marinade is weird as fuck pickle juice and milk imma add pickled jalepeno juice too

>>7963432
i think so.

>>7968942
godspeed

marnating these for like 30 minutes at least

while i wait im gonna sip this and go full degenerate

>>7968985
>pic related -_- fml

french fried

>not eating freshly made garlic mayo with every meal

>>7968627
my fav

>>7968903
shoulda made orange chicken, but you do you OP

spices

was good the powder sugar was weird tho

op do you live in the UK? don't know why I get the feeling that you do.
btw awesome threads, do post more, your cooking habits are very cosy to watch.

>>7970289
i think he said texas

>>7970289

The electrical outlet on the wall is clearly an American type, not UK.

>>7967317
Yes. The Patti. Very good.

These threads make me want to be a better person who cooks more and budgets more money for shelter donations.

>>7970289
thanks, Im in houston texas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oyTPS0-lss

>>7970604
:)

going to a Lee Scratch Perry concert tomorrow should get some interesting content while im out

>>7954467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5hqWTb_PW8

>>7971076
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aELH0U2gkk

Good thread as usual op
Here's a macro I made for you

>>7968627
Where did you get this? I've never had one and want to try it

>>7954246
I wish I had a cat as cute and smug as yours

>>7967317
kot!

>>7971076
>Im in houston texas

oh hey you wanna hang out dude

>>7971649
Another one! We should honestly all go out for a beer some time

Here're the chicken thighs I baked in a bundt pan the other night because I didn't have anything else to use. Do chicken thighs piss anyone else off because they smell like Chinese take out? I swear cheap fried rice has ruined the whole cut of meat for me.

>>7971762
>produce that abomination
>proceed to hate on chinese take out

?

>>7971705
Not that guy, but name a place and time. I'm down.

Made some stir-fry. Sweet onion, green bell peppers from the garden, water chestnuts, baby corn and cashew pieces seasoned with corn starch, garlic powder, onion powder, ginger, crushed red pepper. Pea pods are good too but didn't have any.

Beef was marinaded in teriyaki sauce and red wine, with loads of garlic and ground black pepper. Had it over Jasmine rice. Was pretty good; this is what's left. I'll eat the rest for lunch tomorrow over some Ramen.

Houstonbro and Patti. Good thread king, look forward to the next one.

>>7969076#
OP, where did you put the powdered sugar? I don't think it belonged in any items on your plate?

>>7971762#
>Do chicken thighs piss anyone else off
Nope. Still best cut ever. Wings are a very, very close second.

>>7968627

Are you in New England? F'reaaaaaaaals.

>>7972112
Quick question, anon: why use garlic powder in the stir fry? I would have understood if you did it because you couldn't be bothered to cut up some but since you used real garlic in the beef marinade (and you could've cut up extra and saved a portion for the stir fry), I was left wondering about your decision.

>>7972147
Used up all the garlic.

>>7971076
>>7971649
>>7971705
>>7971797
which one of you fucks is cory

>>7972185
Me

>>7969335
What did you use to fry, cookware wise? Did you do the nugs and fries at the same time, or did you stagger them? The fry looks a little light, but I guess Chik-fil-a stuff is usually less crispy than I like.

>>7971170
lol

>>7971553
classic

>>7971620
saved thats great, it's a place called Maine-ly Sandwiches its at i45 and west rd, the lobster rolls aint cheap but they are quality, the normal sandwiches are dank too i get them a lot, make sure to try a moxie cola they are the only place in houston youll find it and that shit is good

>>7971635
>>7971646
>>7972129
:^)

>>7971649
>>7971705
I would but if i lose my anonymity Id probably quit posting for reasons, if there were a meet up tho a brewery tour would be a nice place just sayin

>>7971762
im not huge on chinese food really but boneless thighs are about the best thing to happen to chicken imho familia

>>7972112
noice i need to try making stir fry i want a wok

>>7972132
i looked at a bunch of different copycat recipes and most called for a tbsp or 2 in the flour mix for the breading, chicfila has a slight sweet taste to it but I dont think they got it right, I liked the shaking it up in a bag tho its easy and coats the nuggers thoroughly Ill use that again

>>7972143
houston tx

>>7972652
I just got a small fry daddy, want to upgrade soon to something bigger, I did the frys, then all the chicken then did a 2nd fry on the fries, the chicken was ok but ya could have been a bit crispier

>lewd

>>7973875
Hey op, I notice you drink a lot. Why not drink liquor instead? It's cheaper and gets you drunker
DUDE
U
D
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I'm about to go to Mexicantown and get some tacos after this

>>7973900
i maybe dont drink as much as it looks like I do enjoy drinking while I cook especially tho, I like liquor but i try not to buy much of it I drink it to fast, easier to pace it out with beer

>>7973948
>easier to pace it out with beer

That's true.

I used to drink Canadian club too mixed with pepsi, try wild turkey.

>>7968905
She looks sad - poor Patti

>>7954246
That cat gets smugger every time I see it

>>7973875
>i want a wok
Yeah it goes much better when you have gas heat and actual wok to cook with. I miss gas.

met mommy at Babins

liquor anon talked me into it, needed some whiskey and this tobacco flavored vodka was on sale for $2.95 a bottle, Im sure it is great

Do you consider yourself an alky, OP? You totally don't have to answer that if you don't want to by the way, I realize it might be a sensitive thing. Good thread, always appreciate seeing you in the catalog.

>>7974897
>tobacco flavored vodka was on sale for $2.95 a bottle

That sounds like something you'd be subjected to in a black site. Try this stuff.

>>7974953
just popping in this thread to say that is a great scotch, and laphroig if another good ultra smoky whisky to use. I think its a bit cheaper too.

>>7974897
that tobacco flavored stuff sounds like a nightmare waiting to happen

>>7974953
Lagavulin 16yo is one of my favourites, good choice anon

>>7974897
>tobacco flavored

>>7956026
>7960424

I fucking hate bars that use mason jars. Dammit you can get the correct glasses for free from the liquor distributors.

>>7954803
my favorite part is when you cook brussel sprouts

Post cats

>>7973875
>Maine-ly Sandwiches its at i45 and west rd, the lobster rolls aint cheap but they are quality, the normal sandwiches are dank too i get them a lot, make sure to try a moxie cola they are the only place in houston youll find it and that shit is good
Thanks man! I'm excited for it.

>>7973875
>I would but if i lose my anonymity Id probably quit posting for reasons, if there were a meet up tho a brewery tour would be a nice place just sayin
That's fair, I wouldn't be too concerned though. I've met up with 4Chan folks before, and unless you're uploading pictures, you needn't worry about losing anonymity.
I haven't been to any Houston breweries apart from 8th wonder, so I like that idea!

>>7975772
Not op but there's at least one other maine-ly sandwich, one opened up next to where I used to live. Inner loop, Montrose area. Cross streets are Richmond and Shephard.

>>7954246
Gonna add your cat to my smug cats folder op

>>7968627
I wish lobster wasn't so expensive
Love your threads and pets

>>7963432
For some reason those ears look crispy 10/10 would nibble

>>7971705
>>7971797
Flying Saucer?

>>7974913
m8 i would say at least 60% of the time I drink more than the average /ck/ user that asks me this question per/week

>>7974953
m80 i am buying $3 bottles of liquor i cannot get 16 year old fancy booze

>>7975000
trips for truth

>>7975344
they call them selves the farm so..

>>7975401
me too:( no sprouts

>>7975772
fa sho

>>7975779
>not taking pics of everything edible
m8 i cant handle that

>>7975785
wouldeatdogearswith/10

>AirPatti

so long story short tonight I went to a concert thats next thursday, then went to elevation burger which turns out is like 5 guys but not as good,

>>7976389
am drunk

m8 this is not final form

>>7954246
>>7976377
>cat
you fucking douche

>>7976568
m80 dont make me do it


am thawing chicken mammary might fry it again, might do something else life is full of mystery

u may be thinking "gee wizz op you are making nuggers again this is not entertaining"

the game chose me dont hate the player ya heard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1_7TxDVPSU

the secret ingredient is im out of eggs so possibly sour buttermilk and pepper jiuce will me our marinade and the wet portion of muh nugger dredge, i can only assume it will work out no problemo

>>7976556
>blunts

DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D

That's nigger-tier op. White people smoke joints


Where's your promethazine and codeine?

>>7976794
if you are subscribed to me unsubscribe immediately

>>7976377
I'm interested in seeing how you decide to prepare/cook this basketball

watchin my stories then goin to sleep night

>>7976794
>Whites cant smoke blunts because they choke on them just like their women do on cock.

Stay pleb.

>>7976922
keep it up OP

love your work

>>7976377
>>not taking pics of everything edible
>m8 i cant handle that
Dubs
I mean pictures of yourself
I think your concerns for losing your anonymity are unfounded

>>7976794
>watch stuff on that new VICE channel
>Black Market with that dude from the wire
>episode on lean
>bottles are going for upwards of 1,000 sometimes
>dude talking about sipping a $500 dollar cup of lean

no fucking ways its actually that expensive... right?

>>7977622
>no fucking ways its actually that expensive... right?

It can be surprisingly expensive. I have a connection who has the prescription cough syrup used to make it. They charge $30 for one fluid ounce. I have no idea if that's a good price or not since it's the only reference point I have, but apparently that's actually a good price.

Given that making a cup of it might require a few ounces (and there may be expensive booze involved), I can see it costing quite a lot of money. Like any other drug, take that to a trendy place where a lot of money is floating around and the price goes even higher.

>>7977105
But anon...the cat IS the OP. Think about it. :3

>tfw in greenspoint again right now

Op let's go scour the mall for slutes n bitches, I'm rollin in my semi today

>>7976922
I hope when you wake up and read this you realize your a fat alcoholic.

>>7977689

>>7976933
thx

>>7977105
i dont like to censor myself, if I had to be concerned of who is lurking i wouldnt feel comfortable, there are a few people at least who hate OC and want to take me down, i do not really know their motives but i must remain anonymous, not saying i wouldnt pop up at a meet if it happened but well see

>>7977622
bro i used to get a duece for $20(2 oz), last time I had some was like 10 years ago it was up to $50 an oz, at that point its not even worth it, it's a very frivolous drug, its nice but ya

>>7977689
wow bro just fuck my whole shit up why dont ya

>>7977728
cruisin down Ella poppin trunk Cinderella

>>7977798
too much salt

>>7954246
What's the tall corked bottle in the pic OP? Also, how do you feel about Lagunitas generally?

>>7954246
I love your threads OP. Today is my 25th birthday and all i want for my birthday is for you to cook me a dinner senpai

>>7978734
OP did I see you today? On the corner of Greens and Wayforest there was some goofy ass shaved head white guy sweating his fucking ass off. I didn't get a good look at him, I just saw a cracker in greenspoint and thought of you. I was the guy in the full size semi truck driving down greens road even though I probably shouldn't have been.

>>7979400
That's creep m8

>>7979414
Nah, I'm a trucker and picked up some fucking Brawny towels on greens road. Naturally if i see some white guy walking around greenspoint I'm gonna wonder. I just saw a white dude on the corner sweating profusely and was like 'lel'.

>>7954246
Your cat looks a lot like mine.
Not so much like my dog though

>>7976922

Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking faggot.

>>7979501
Saltier than the Atlantic.

>>7979501

this cunt is pregnant as hell, like my last parking lot kitty:(

ive been giving her food and i made her a shelter on my patio and showed it to her so if she needs a place to have her kittens, i feel bad she is a kitten herself life is a rough

>>7975558
Post moar cats

>>7976794
What's wrong with weedle?
>>7976931
I'm white and I choke on both and it doesn't lessen my enjoyment

>>7982101
This is Nancy

>>7982101
mods are asleep, post cats

>>7968989
Love your thread OP. And love me some Sixth Glass.

m8s obviously i like cats as much as the next guy but threads have been deleted before for being too off topic, maybe try to throw some cheerios in some of the pics or something, also all our cats look alike lol

>>7980433
I recently saw a feral cat in my area that gave birth to a litter of kittens. I've been leaving food out for the mother for a long while just cause I like seeing her. Been putting out more food since she's probably doing a lot of nursing.

>>7982794
i generally try to keep my cat away from my food; does this count?

>>7982808
ya bro this cat is young and under fed, i hope she has the kittens at my place so i can play with cute kittens and try to find them homes, this cat is not brightest crayola in the box tho shell probably have them under a car like a tard

>>7976395
this looks a shit

>>7960424
Can you take them down a few more notches OP? 1280x something would be moar than enough

Something around 500kb max

Thx

Easy Sunday dinner. Fried pork chops, Mac n cheese, roasted broccoli. Before pic

>>7954884
noice

>>7968627
mainebro confirmed

love that moxie man

yeah so shes havin kittens in a rainstorm

trying to make her comfy, also trying to make me and a friend some burgers

>>7986998

/an/ here, desex your cats.Also hug them.

>>7954246
Why does your cat always look at you with contempt when you buy pbr?

>>7986998
Damn dude, yeah see if you can keep her warm

>>7987005
I think they are just rando cats. I have the same problem. Started giving them flea collars and food now they won't leave my porch

>>7954246
I really like your cat OP, I want to kidnap him and pet him with love for the rest of his life.

>>7954246

>>7986998
OP is a good boy, taking care of random strays.

>>7987585

Fair call. It's nice of you to try, but flea collars are ineffective and sometimes even dangerous though.

You might also look up spay and release programs in your neighbourhood, a lot of places provide those for free.

Thanks for looking out for them though. Hug the actual cat you own. Patti is cute as fuck.

Bump

will drop some pics from last night we got a little throwed

>>7982388
>>7982770
>>7982830
>>7987585
cute

>>7987678
if this is really your cat that is a wild looking cat, should be called Zeus or something

>>7982787
thx, ya thats some potent beer

>>7984167
no m8

>>7986087
i am missing these pics m80

>>7986947
ya man shit is good I need to find a place that sells it in bulk here

>>7987005
my cats are fixed this aint my cat Im just helping it out

>>7987007
thats her duck face everytime I take her pic

>>7987059
luckily its hot here day and night, rain or shine, i made her up a box with towels

>>7987648
um thx lol

>>7987687
step 1: gain their trust
step 2: ????
step 3: profit

>>7987699
that wasnt me but ive looked into it the only place ive found to do it for free is humane society and thats only if they find it a new home and decide not to kill it, the parking lot cat situation is not great but they arent really hurting anything so i see no need to possibly have them killed like someone else already has done

'con

my friend is a mcDs shill so I wanted to make retardo big macs, gonna call it a McGainz cuz there will be 1 lb of beef per burger

had to break out the camping stove since my grill area is now a maternity ward

ZIMBABWE!

3 kittehs, 0 dead, the teen mom appears to be only partially out of her mind from all this

>>7990041
Don't be a fag
<500kb pls

>>7990117
holy shit.. how do you fit that in your mouth? Looks ok otherwise.

>>7990147

>>7990147
>the teen mom appears to be only partially out of her mind from all this

Tonight was a good night for making burgers.

>>7990147

you're cool OP hope you enjoyed your burgers

>>7974897
>Ivanabitch

I want a bitch.

How was it, op?

Jazzed up my chili-flavored Ramen with some onions, green peppers, scallions and cashews, and the last little bits of summer sausage that hadn't gone moldy.

alright...this shit is corny, literally taste nothing like pepsi and I like pepsi, this just taste like sprite with a dash of cola flavor, i remember trying a sample of this as a kid in the mall and me and my mom were like wtf this taste just like pepsi how they do dis, now its just funny sprite with a gimmick packaging DO NOT BE FOOLED CO/ck/S

>>7954444

>>7990147
Congrats for your grandchilden OP.

>>7990310
i managed, the fries were on point i was pleased with them

>>7990330
>>7990344
>>7990861
thx lol

>>7992208
i am more of a temporary foster parent

>>7991184
i have found a use for it, if theres any left ill snag a few more bottles, see below

I have invented a new drink i call it a Sweaty Juggalette

its one part tobacco flavored vodka, one part faygo(any flavor but peach or redpop work nicely) and 1 part STD of your choice served in any glass or a spray paint can lid, no ice

also my AC is broke and im preppin bean stuffs

soak these fart seeds over night/day/whatevs

so these beans may be a disaster well see i am cleaning out the freezer, im gonna use this probably freezer burnt sausage, this apparent "bone-in pork steak" and a ham hock, might throw in a bit of bacon too i want a really meaty batch of beans

if this is a shit idea someone chime in but i may just pull the trigger anyways

the beans will be continued later

now im bout to try to make some tacos with one of these frozen slabs of pulled pork i made a while back

>>7992332
As long as the meat/sausage doesn't smell rank, you should be fine. Unless your immune system is absolutely shite that is.

>>7990147
Congrats OP

This thread has been dank with Casps, much appreciate

what even

carnitas!

was way better than expected

>>7990147
Good man op.


Soon your land will be rich with cute, skillful hunters.


I found a cat squatting in my garage when i moved so I took her to the vet thinking they could adopt her out and I could start parking in my garage again and they said that she would likely be put down because she is all black and I live in the bible belt full of nut jobs who believe in dumb ass fables and urban legends. So i paid $170 dollars for her to get a rabbies shot, fixed, and mircochip.


That was 7 years ago.

She is about 8 from my estimate

>>7993256

Better back drop.


She is black as fuck,I have to put a bell on her while im awake at night to keep from tripping over her

>>7990041
Are you soaking the potatoes in water?

>>7993256
Really? Are so fucking retarded?
I thought the debarking and declawing was already mean.

>>7993776
they*

>>7993267
what a purdy kitty

>>7993267
>>7993256
>>7990147
>>7987585
>>7986998
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>>7982388
>>7979472
>>7976377
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>>7973875
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>>7954246
top notch quality posts

my cat sits at the table opposite me every time i eat, with his head poking over the tabletop just a little bit. does anyone else's do this?

>>7954246
cook kitty she would be good floating in a pot

>>7993829
Now that's some real 40 chongs edgemaster work

>>7992461
>>7992463
>>7992529
Looks dope.

Fuck man, miss my cats so much, on the verge of tears. Thanks for sharing, friends.

>>7993822
No, but here's a picture I found on the net of one that does.

&Pls post pics of your cat doing this I am very interested.

>>7993822
No but then again all cats I deal with are of the outdoor type

how many goddamn cats do you have OP

bout to get my beans going

the mother cat decided she wanted to move the kittens to a different location, probably cuz of other cats in the area, she has taken 2 kittens and there is one left, its been there like 2 hours she better get this kitten i cant bottle feed this little fella for 6 weeks

went by the store and got some better sausage I may still use the other sausage too, a poblano and some 'penos, also gonna throw a few dried chilis in after i rehydrate em

>>7996188
did momma cat ever come back

>>7996188
plz to be collecting kitten 3 momma kitty.

Always nice to see your smugkot, OP. Postin' mine because mods are asleep.

>>7996188
YOU SAFE THAT KITTY SON YOU SAFE THAT KITTY GOOD IF MOMMY DOESNT COME BACK!

>>7996286
Dude i think you meant
>Save
But yes OP, save the poor kitty

>>7996266
>>7996286
m8s no mamma has not come back its really killin my mood

i read about it honestly i need to leave it and hope she comes back its chances with me are very slim, says she might not come with people around, i am seriously dissappointed in that cat this is very irresponsible

>>7996324
Don't let baby kitteh freeze to death or die. Get your drunk ass to the grocery store and buy a baby bottle and milk.


Please op, i know it's a buzz killer but it's worth it

>>7996330
i know it seems fucked but i must leave it out there and hope the mother comes, if i interfere then if she does come back she will not get the kitten, shell be back for food i always have catfood out.

it is a gamble but my work schedule would not allow me to feed this kitten like it needs and there are not many people willing to take on the responsibility, if it is there in the early morning i will arrange to take it to a kitten shelter thing if theyll take it

its not going to freeze its 85F at night here

>>7996371
You are dead to me op.


I hope you overcook your next meal you piece of shit

>>7996371
Yeah do this, cats are fucking weird about how they raise their young but (especially with strays) it's best to just let them do their own thing.

>>7954246
your cats whiskers look too long, you should trim them

>>7996395
thank you this is really fucking me up, i tried to help but i am not capable of replacing its mother from what im reading most cases of people trying to nurse a newborn kitten ends in death this shit is stressing me out i fixed my cats

>>7996399
i once had a cat get too curious with a candle and burnt its whiskers and it walked retarded for a month

>>7996424
If the mother does end up leaving the newborn, it's most likely for a good reason. Like I said, mothers can be really fucking weird especially in the first week after giving birth. She's more than likely trying to 'protect' them from you and is waiting for a chance to come collect the last one.

>>7996399
trimming cat whiskers, go fuck yourself you retarded sack of shit. Youre probably a cat de.clawer too you fucking subhuman.
Leave the poor animal alone.

>>7996399
They'll grow back so it's easier to just pluck. I did it for my cat and she's just fine.

>>7996478
WHY IN THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVEN DO THAT!?!? WHAT PURPOSE DO YOU THINK THIS SERVES!??!

god you fucking american autists disgust me, leave your pets alone ffs.

>>7996437
well see these things happen

>>7996512
Yup

>>7996487
Kek thumbnail looks like eyes and a moustache

>>7974897
Hey I've had that shit before. Absolutely the worst shit I've ever tasted. Kept it around for guests to taste because college tho.

so i got my beans going and made a BLOP(bacon lettuce onion peppers) and went to sleep that kitten thing had me in a shit mood

good news and bad news

the good news: started storming and mom cat returned with one kitten soaking wet, and then retrieved the other cat during the night so all 3 are back

the bad news: mom cat is retardo

im thinkin bout dem beans

got a few last minute thinks to do like fish out the bones and add sausage, salt and thicken it up a bit

this jalepeno sausage is dank gonna cut it thin and try to stretch it out

mash up some of the beans and add em back

hopefully got all the bones and seperated the meat

question: if you guys were using ham hocks what do you discard?

first time i chopped the skin part up and put it back in but i didnt like the texture, theres barely any meat do you just take the whole thing out like its just for flavor? i have no idea what im doing but these beans is good

I;m thinking about thos Beans

>>7973990
>smugger
you mean more smug?

>>7973957
I was wondering when i was gon a see a dab pic

my day off tomorrow, imma get drunk and cook some meals for the next week.

>tfw no pets
at least i have /ck/

>>7998019
dude...maybe mom cat is really smart. She put you to the test and left her least favorite kid to see what you would do. You won the test OP. I have even more respect now

>>7996487
Is that hash man. Kind of looks like ground up seeds lol. I don't have to much experience with hash, if it is that

>>7999465
It is peppercorn

>>7998019
I'm actually relieved all tha way over here, my man.

In my town we have a couple no-kill shelters and the arl here actually 'strongly advises' adopting certain cats/dogs that are companions w/one another as a single unit. I think they say their "paired with" one another. Hopefully you can at least get thos kitters someplace where they can stand to be adopted, and who knows? Maybe mom too.

>shitty lil kitty

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>>7999480
LOL. you were using a mary jane grinder so i thought it was something you were smoking. my bad

>>7999502
i have been thinking of doing this. But the apartment fee is like $400 dollars a year to do so, its crazy how bad they rip you off in the U.S.

>>7999525
Same here, or else I'd have a kitter or pupper.

DESU tho, I know several people who didn't put any pets on their rental app, and basically say "fuck you" to those rules.

I've never had a pet, so I'm still hesitant to do the same. When I get a start making decent money, I'll totally get a kitty and a pup. I just want to make sure I can properly care for them.

>>7999573
This is what I do. I have a small dachshund though and my apartment complex is huge as fuck. I've been here for 3 years and I've never been caught, even talking my pupper out on walks.

OP makes me happy to see other people care for stray animals. I found my cat up in the mountains in the middle of woods. I was walking my grandmothers dog and we came across her. I've had her for 12 years now.

>>7999651
I forgot to add that she was only a week old when I found her. Spent a while looking but found no other cats or kittens. This was far from any town or housing.

Hey OP, which HEB hatch chile products are good?

>>7999651
Same here, yo. Found my kitters out back behind my apt in the parking lot with a fucked up foot. She was even crying out to me, I think she knew she needed help...

It's amazing how she scamps along without any troubles now. Of course, 9 months and several hundred in vet bills later. I just couldn't stand to let her suffer & nobody claimed her so we're together 5ever nao.

>>7996505
kek

>>7999849

poor kitten, i'm glad you helped her

>>7999849
did you fuck her?

>>7999655
the hatch chili bacon is bomb

>>7999920
fuck you, i hope someone rapes you tonight
>>7999849
Thank you, for making this world a little bit better of a place

>>7999908
Yeah me too. We're roomies now!
p.s. that pic was from post laser treatment on the wound (to cauterize it); prior to this you could see tendons & bone in the poor things foot.

>>7999920
Fuck the cat? No, I am not a degenerate I do not participate in those types of degenerate activities. I also did not fuck the kind vet lady that did half the kitty's treatments pro bono.

>>8002336
:^) she's a raunchy little girl. I can see how she fucked herself up so. She's always getting into something.

I don't wanna get OPs thread deleted for irrelevant posting, so...

Thread back on topic mode: here's some easy shit I threw together tonight after work. Penne rigate with some sort of veggie medley stir-fried & mixed in. If it looks kinda bland, that's cause it is - the vegetable medley was a frozen mix. I added more than enough garlic and ground pepper to spice things up. Trust me it was more than edible, just not super fancy.

>>8003797
>meandshittykittysharinga40ozafterdinner.image

>>8003815

she's really pretty :3

>>8003797
looks good

>>7954246
that cat is so smug

he knows something i don't...

it's bothering me

I'll drop a few pics from yesterday

Started by meeting moms at pappasitos, was dank

Meet up with a friend and chilled at a park and had some beers and marijuana accessories

Had a very underwhelming braised pork belly taco from tacos go go

Then got smashed at Fitzgerald's at the Lee scratch Perry show, was pretty good dude is like 80 and pretty energetic

>>8005892
>Lee Scratch
My man.