/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7958258
Clean your fucking hob.

>>7958258
No thanks. What is that black stuff all over your counter?

What hell is wrong with you?

>>7958258
masaokis?

>>7958274
Ashes, burnt stuff from the plates and what not...

>>7958278
Depression, despair and loneliness.

>>7958258
>May I have you over for lunch?
Certainly. May I push in your stool?

>>7958290
Thanks :) <3

>>7958258
Chef WTF is this shit!

We wipe our working surfaces down after every workday! This unacceptable!

>>7958258
What kind of saucepan is that? Is it just a regular wide one, or is it secretly a pot? Also how do you clean shit like this from your stove top? Mine has been stained and no matter how much I scrub it just won't come out.

>>7958306
Splendid! Grab a fork and bib, dinner is served.

>>7958359
It's a cast iron pan by Skeppshult, lasts a lifetime. To clean to stove I usually cover it in paper towels soaked in hot water and dish soap for a while then go loose with a sponge and/or steel wool.

STÄDA DITT JÄVLA KÖK

>>7958384
Your kitchen is fucking disgusting but the food is worse

You lazy cunt you didn't even break up the ramen

>>7958384
That actually looks pretty good. What vegetables did you throw in? Did you cook any of them a little bit before adding them, and did you throw in the seasoning that came from the pack?

I've honestly never experimented with ramen before.

god neets are so disgusting

>>7958426
Right?! The veggies are a generic brand frozen wok mix. This time they were simply left (forgotten) in the the pan in some water over night. I think the chicken seasoning had a reaction with the egg, resulting the exotic texture :P

>>7958258
Hur är livet som luspank och deprimerad akoholist?
>>7958386
Detta.

>>7958412

Who the fuck breaks up ramen noodles?

>>7958258
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>7958481
Ah alright, I'll give this a go later today after I hit up the grocery store. I wonder if there's a different batch of veggies I could throw in instead. I really like peas and carrots, but I don't figure they'll go well with ramen.

I'm assuming you just boiled this over until the egg became fully cooked, or did you have another point of reference for you to know when it was done?

>>7958491
I'm not even a regular weekend drinker... Did you inherit your dick attitude as well as your social status?

>>7958507
Since the pan is quite low (and any deeper ones unwashed), I split the noodles in two thinner sheets and boiled until water was gone. Good luck!

>>7958386
Inte han, men

>dkn bor i studentlägenhet med gemensamt kök
>grannar är 100% absolut ointresserade i att hålla köket rent

>>7958542
Thanks!

>>7958542
>drinks bellman 6% abv "beer" alone in his filthy apartment
>tries to attack others social standing
The park bench will be your only reason to go outside soon, anon.

>>7958507
Baby carrots and celery. Chop and add to cold water, then start bringing it to a boil. Onions are OK, but only tiny amounts and primarily in chicken flavor.

What seasoning did you throw in, OP? Did you just leave it at the regular chicken packet seasoning?

>>7958495
Everyone you two-bit cunt

Here's how to make stovetop ramen good:

Throw a single dried Thai chili pepper into the water when you're boiling it and cooking the noodles. Bam. Now your $0.10 noodles taste like $0.75 noodles.

>>7958258
Be honest, anon.
How much do you spend on drugs each week?

>>7958552
This thread is about cooking noodles dammit! Seeking welfare and catching pokemons are my only reasons for going out. Drinking alone is depressing, I kept a can for cigarettes. You go back to bible studies in the villaområde and continue not caring about things you know nothing about.

>>7958545
I feel ya and prefer cleanliness myself. Sometimes the thoughts of the annealing WW3 and the anomie struck world gets the better off me though. I wouldn't dream of letting anyone inside with the apartment in it's current state.

>>7958588
I have a friend I meet about once a month, I buy the dinner (not noodles lol) and he brings the ganja.

>>7958573

I have never seen a single Asian break up their ramen noodles. Most keep them intact and very long. Why would you want to eat itty bitty short noodles, you fucking moron?

>>7958412
Why on earth would you want to break up the ramen? I've never heard of any one doing this before

>>7958412
Your a weird fucker. Why break up ramen? It makes it harder to grab with a fork. It's much nicer in one piece.

>>7958258
Cheap, wholesome and easy. This is a thread about your mum?

>>7958412
>breaking up ramen
This is how you indentify someone from southern US

>>7958258
>Cigarett butt on stove

>>7958606
>I kept a can for cigarettes
Then why is there still butts everywhere? Was the Redbull can already full for a while before you got this new one?
You don't drink alone, but wouldn't let anyone else in your apartment looking like this. You must have at least a month of grime built up. How old should we suppose this Bellman can is?

So many questions.

>>7958662
>>7958683
>>7958694
No you fucking twats dont crack them just separate the brick into noodles dumb cunts

>>7958736
You're a cunt too see this post >>7959176

>>7958773
You are a true detective! Actually the beer can was overfilled when I knocked it over and a pile of ash and a butt fell out. I do feel bad for not recycling these cans, not so much for the cash as for our planet... :(

>>7958384

>>7959366
You need to worry about your health and hygiene more than you need to worry about the planet at this point.

>>7959366
your stove is fucking disgusting. take a wet paper towel to it like 20 seconds of effort

>>7958384
please post more of your house, im sure its awful

>>Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fucking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook shit that was perviously in cans. you're a fucking joke dude, and im dead fucking serious. get a real family that cooks good food, where people drink beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fucking time, and have a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont ever post your fucking poverty meal on these forums ever the fuck again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fucking faggot.

>>7958258
>tfw that's what my stove looked like a couple weeks ago.

>>7958495
You mix them while they're cooking so they aren't congealed masses of starchy despair.

>>7961504
>titanium
Disgusting.

>>7961522
Still plays black dude in Algebra I

>>7958384
I mean I've seen some fucked up shit but this is disgusting dude, try to up your standards a bit.

>>7958258
Clean your kitchen you degenerate.

>>7958384
Then you make this? Are those "Ramen Noodles" noodles?

>>7961121
>>7961463
>>7961488
Perhaps... I've actually thrown out some trash since last post:
>>7960397

>>7958258
>2016
>not adding thinly sliced pork while boiling

>>7958258
Damn son do you shit on that stove?

>>7958258
Are you planning on having lunch withe or having me for lunch op?

>>7958306
>May I push in your stool?
Never heard that one before.

>>7958306
>May I push in your stool?

Is this a metaphor for anal sex?

>>7962791
>metaphor
You mean euphemism.

>>7958258
filthy AF anon. hang your head in shame.

>>7963109

Holy fucking shit you're stupid m8.

>>7963144
Smarter than you.

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