/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7950767
it just keeps getting worse

>>7950767
>a person ate this

>>7950896
i wish i knew why i had this saved

>>7950897

>>7950767
I admit I want to try that thing just because.
But I don't understand why the noodles.

>>7950771
who the fuck eats a taco like that

>>7950771
I've never lusted after another mans body as I do with Jack.
I bet his cock is huge and musty and I bet his anus gives off the richest, most delectable armoas.

>>7951003
someone trying to be funny for a youtube video, most likely

>>7950767
You forgot the surly king of the egg fort

where is the crabber webm

>>7950771
he even eats like a retard

>>7950767
is there a youtube of this

>>7950970
Nothing is worse than Mexican food in Japan.

>>7951180
thats not mexican its omurice

>>7950970
beautiful

>>7950767
this has to be from Michigan

>>7950767
i dont understand. the whole time im think "why the noodles?"

>>7950767
Hey, I'm trying to eat here.

>>7950901
WA LA

Anyone have the one where the guy just lays out a shitton of barbeque?

>>7950771
>eat taco like burger
>eat burger like taco
You gotta hand it to the man for managing this one

>>7951180
please refrain from being stupid in the future

>>7950767
The artisionally placed doritos were the best part.

>>7950970
Pro skills. I bet cooking with chopsticks is actually p good when you get used to it.

>>7950767
I don't care, I want to try this. besides the sauces what else is she putting on it?

>>7951655
And this is why you're still a /v/irgin.
Hard life.

>>7951009
>Trying to be funny
You don't believe this do you?

>>7951204
Huh?

>>7950767
>All that fucking lemon/lime juice

>>7950767
anyone know the sauce of this?

>>7950767
You know, what stuns me the most about this one is that she's clearly in a restaurant. So that means that some fucker saw this on the menu and thought 'cup ramen with doritos, corn, and shit tons of random sauces sloshed on top, yep, that sounds like the fucking best thing to order here'.

>>7952670
>restaurant

More like a street stall. It was probably one of the only things they serve. Maybe even THE only thing they serve.

>>7951026
Here you go

>>7950970

smooth operator

>>7950901
OOH MAMA

>>7952794
and the corrolary
>How does he get out to pee?

>>7950771
this video convinces me that hes just like joeys world tour. Its just an act

He has to be doing it on purpose

>>7952909
YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM!

>>7952451
this comment makes no fucking sense

>>7952941
what did he mean by this

>>7952941

>>7953059
I normally don't come to this subchan, just /g/. After this post I don't think I will come back here again.

jackposters are worse than jack himself

>>7953070
Are you not entertained?

>>7953094
Were not all professional cooks here, Jack explain the vast world of fine dining with simple terms and easy recipes.
I learned a lot from the man.

>>7953095
>tfw jack knows this board exists

>>7953094

That's legit hardcore.

>>7950771
Are those women's glasses?

>>7951007
You're trying too hard.

>>7953095
>can't even spell his own last name

>>7953059
>olympic breakfast
This is apparently what they serve to the athletes in Rio.

>>7953103
Yeah. Once you understand how dumb he is everything starts making sense.

Time to open a restaurants.

>>7952886
>>7952794
good question, wouldn't he break the eggs if he tried to get out?

>>7953273
Obviously fucking not because nobody is going to set eggs up around them like that if they can't get out.

Raged hard.

>>7953273
He just pisses in a jar or bucket

>>7951655
>that tongue action
Oh how my loins ache.

>>7953094

I can dice an onion in 15 seconds without risking a trip to the emergency room.

Impressive, I guess, but it makes me cringe.

>>7952512
Y'know the fact that I recognize that pedophile doujin but have no idea why that character is actually used in anything but that doujin is very confusing to me

>>7952941
Is that ground cinnamon? What's he about to bake?

>>7950901

so that's a taco
inside a burrito
inside a chalupa
inside a tamale
inside a crepe
inside a pizza
inside a blueberry pancake
battered and deep fried
inside a reusable grocery bag filled with salsa

I think that's the first time I've ever sat down and watched each step to see what exactly happened

>>7953731
its not real its from an SNL skit

>>7953739

I know, I've seen this webm and the original video dozens of times. I just never got around to watching it closely enough to figure out every different iteration.

>>7950767
That'll be $37.46 plus tip :^)

>>7953070
>subchan

>>7950897
You were drunk when you saw it and thought it looked like something you would kill for in that moment. So you saved it to watch later as a reminder to eat one.

>>7950767
jacks the man

>>7953070
actually, the /tpg/ thread is shit today, so I came here to check it out. Its slightly terrifying

>>7953070
>subchan
anon.....

>>7952891
>Sawing with a non-serrate knife

>>7954054
there's a sauce bottle with a pepsi logo on it and I'm really confused

>>7954140
It's probably soy sauce, my local hibachi place puts theirs in a Jack Daniel's bottle for fun.

>>7952483
i don't know what you mean. he's clearly trying to be entertaining for the camera.

>>7954054
>ywn be this gud

>>7954054
PUSSY MAGNET

>>7952489
only white people from Michigan could come up with food that far from the source material.

>>7954187
what is Dorilocos? walking Tacos? Mexican Street food Dummy

>>7952794
>surly_king_of_egg_fort

>>7950767
I went to a Mexican popsicle store in Illinois today that sold these, dorilokos, they called them.

>>7953629
Cocoa.

>>7953070
>subchan

>>7950767
>Carefully plating the doritos like shes some Michelin chef preparing a fancy meal

This is why i hate america

>>7954655
That lady is Mexican anon. We're autist here in the US but we know how to make food better than that.

>>7954663
I said america didnt I?

>>7954667
Yes and there's only one country with America in its name and there aren't any continents called America. But we still forgive you for being a moron.

>>7952794
>You have to eat ALL the eggs

>>7953059
I recognize those fat spic hands and chewed fingernails but i won't say his name because he doesn't deserve to be mentioned

>tfw my dad puts that amount of mayo on every sandwich, possibly more

>>7954667
Nice damage control.

Food related.

>>7952904
the duck is killing me

>>7954647
I hate this mother fuckers face so much he looks like he strangles dogs to get off

>>7951655
he cant even eat fucking food competently.
the problem is he isnt able to put his other hand under to catch the falling food.

>>7952904
why does this fat faggot stick his tongue out when he eats. he's such a corpulent little pig of a man. fuck.

>>7950901
the tamale corn husk left inside is the only objectionable part

>>7952879
>>7952891
>>7952897
>>7952904
>Ramsay
Why are you lying, anon? That's not Gordon.
Why would you lie on the internet, of all places?
Were you trying to make a joke?
I don't understand

>>7955167
Hello, newfag.

>>7950901

I wanted it to somehow go on longer.

>see Jack webms
>he "makes" food
>hilarious
>tfw love webm threads
>first time seeing him eat
>not hilarious
It's fucking disgusting. Please don't ever post Jack eating anything. Unless it's a bullet.

>>7955494
>Unless it's a bullet

>>7955016
Well he is a jew so it would only be kosher to do so

>>7955287
Because he-who-shall-not-be-named posts keep getting me banned.

A recent poll shows pretty much everybody is on board with J threads. Only salty /fit/ worthy report those threads.

SO I figured if I changed the name, nobody will care and we can keep having our favorite King threads.

>>7955494
You mean a boulder?

>>7953261
Disgusting

>>7955726
Italianfag please go and stay go.

>>7955689
>he would survive a bullet
Jesus fucking christ this image triggers me.
Yeah, I guess a boulder would work better.

>>7952451
it's a joke dude, don't be stupid

>>7952904
can we all take a moment to appreciate the fact that he takes the largest bites possible and spends the next 30 seconds chewing it so he can tell us how it tasted?

>>7956040
it makes me so uncomfortable how he locks eyes with the camera while hes chewing
so creepy

>>7956059
I thought I was the only one.
It factors in that he's not a looker, something's off about his face that looks handicapped.

>>7956059
imagine that being the last thing you see before he finally manages to choke you to death for smoking weed after school

>>7955686
>Only salty /fit/ worthy report those threads.

Pretty funny since they keep spamming that autismo retard in the ill-fitting suit.

>>7956076
>chrisevanslaughing.gif

>>7951655
i bet pussy is the only thing he's never eaten

>>7953059
>vid starts
>mayo is being spread
>see banana
>end immediately

>>7956108
Got you senpai

>>7956172
it is true that italians dont like munching carpet

>>7956232
>shit movie
>still appreciated the gravity of this scene

I need more ja/ck/ webms please

>>7956373
no

>>7956382
:^)

>>7954881
You know she committed suicide after this.

>>7956694

No she's still alive but her actions brought shame on her family.

>>7950767
what is this called?

>>7956729
>Your duel wielding skill has increased to 56

>>7955016
Right? What is it about that face that screams "scumbag"? He looks almost exactly like my ex tenant who was living off welfare and always asking to borrow my shit or for me to give it to him for free. The dude began to act like he owned the property and even went so far as to demand I stay off the property (I own the property lol). After I evicted his ass, I see he was arrested for shoplifting from fucking walmart. Like, wtf m8.

>>7951655
Look at the way this filthy pig sticks out his tongue, like he's trying to make the pizza cum or some bullshit. What a pathetic fucking slob.

>>7955896
>defending a fucking machine that puts 5 slices of cheese and uses ketchup as sauce
pls kys fag

>>7956040
That shit looks dry as fuck kek

Start posting good webm's, not only trash

>>7956884
ok go ahead and post some

>>7956887
thank you

>>7955896
italy is the greatest country,you can't deny it,they made the greatest things.

>>7956884

Before reading the filename I was like, "Is it hot enough yet, anon? Yeah, ok, it's totally hot enough now. It's fucking going to incinerate whatever you put in there, anon, you're good to go. You don't want it THAT black and smoking!"

>>7956884
non-cook here, what does this do exactly? is he burning off something that comes from the factory or what? does it make it stronger/more durable?

>>7956898
yea, like Italy

>>7956915
Most woks that are store bought need to be seasoned and worn a little bit to give off a certain taste. It does change/harden the material, but its mostly for the food. Trust me, eating food cooked from a seasoned, gas stove cooked wok tastes WAAY better than one from an electric, unseasoned one.

>>7956898
>poor people food
They made a bunch of bread dishes then cling to it as "cuisine" when really it's the equivalent of chitterlings. This is the same "cuisine" that includes cheese filtered through a larva's gut.

>>7956935
Whats the taste like, metallicy?

>>7956948
No, it just a stronger, more vibrant flavor of the food you're eating. It's like the fire and the wok just intensifies the taste. An electric stove does not have the heat to properly cook a lot of Asian food like a gas stove does.

>>7953731
why werent you sitting in the first place

>>7956072
I think it's the jet black irises and tired, almost high looking eyelids

>>7950767
How FUCKING much more shit is she going to add??

>>7952794
I love this. You can tell he's done it a million times, the way he just casually plops the spatula in the pan

>>7953059
>tfw my mom east this shit all the time

fug