/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I eat my 'za without a fork and knife

I slam my fists on the table at such a force and angle that individual bites detach and launch into my mouth.

Instead of putting my tendie sauce on my tendies, I put my tendies on my tendie sauce, then eat it with a spoon.

>>7927760
When I eat breakfast cereal, I always refer to it as "milk soup"

I eat the fillings out of tacos, burritos, sandwiches, and burgers because I hate the taste of carbs

When I eat crab legs. I split open that large white thing that holds the legs and eat that meat along with the legs.

>>7929638
It's not soup... Is it? My mind is broken.

when I eat ramen or instant noodles, I like to pick up a couple strands with my chopsticks, tilt my head completely back and lower the entire length of the noodle vertically into my mouth.

>>7930916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9ak89FwYeI

>>7927760
>mfw some people are actually taking this thread seriously

>>7930984
You're the only one.

I always spit out the skin of every fruit I eat.
And I use chilli sauce on every dish.

Sometimes I take my breakfast tea black, with a shot glass of milk as a chaser.

>>7927760