/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7787531
that's a horse vagina

thats what i thought, mynocs

chewy will check the ship for any more of them in case they're chewing on the power cables

>>7787531
>I'm poor as fuck so I bought this thing I don't need and don't know what to do with it.

...and that's why your poor decisions and lack of self control have lead you to this place in life.

it smells like honey, sort of
it looks like i'm performing a god damn abortion

>>7787548
Hot.

>>7787548
>>7787531
Put your dick in it Opie

Why the fuck do you retards cut the seeds? You can peel the skin and get the flesh out in chunks

You bought a durian, the most vile food on the planet

so you can get this things at Chinese markets?

are they better or worse depending on ripeness?

I want to try one

>>7787531
$24? Really? That's too much for some mystery fruit, especially if you're poorfag

I heard someone say it tastes kinda like onion.

>...but the future refused to change.
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarhrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhh...

OP here
i made an icecream smoothie out of it
had to add in a lot of other fruit b/c it tasted terrible, but the end result was pretty good. i just hope to christ it's good for me at least
>>7787776
i just sawed the damn thing in half cause i was confused
>>7788177
i know. i paid in credit but only realized how much it was after, so i asked for a refund but the old chinese lady said she'd have to call the boss and the line was backing up so i just left
>>7788128
this one sucked and also disturbed me greatly by fruit standards

>>7788475
I don't get it. Do you just walk through the store and throw whatever catches your eye into your basket without looking at the price like a normal human being?

>>7787531
You fucked up. Should've said your chinese neighbor gave it to you.

>>7787531
>I'M POOR AS FUCK /CK/
>OK SO I SPENT 24 GOD DAMN DOLLARS ON THIS

Why do you feel the need to lie on an anonymous image board?

>>7788551
i wanted to try something new, and the price was by weight
i thought it'd be 8 bucks so i didn't really think about it

>>7788673
And this is why you're poor.
>not weighing your produce

>>7788673
lol

>cashier: your total is $24
>OP: <that sounds reasonable, pays>

>>7788475
>i know. i paid in credit but only realized how much it was after, so i asked for a refund but the old chinese lady said she'd have to call the boss and the line was backing up so i just left

hahaha a true 4chan user

>>7788721
ikr, us 4channarians ;)

>>7788699
>>7788720
>>7788721
;_;

>>7788720
s-she said the total after

>>7788452

>>7787531
>spends $24 on fruit you don't even know how to eat
>is poor as fuck

>has access to the internet
>doesn't youtube -
>"how to eat a durian"

even google would have helped you

It's called a durian. You take it from there.

This thread is amazing.

>HEY THAT LOOKS INTERESTING
>HOW MUCH? FUCK
>NAH IT'S FINE
>HOW THE FUCK DO I GET IN THIS
>GUESS I'LL SAWZALL IT
>JESUS IT LOOKS LIKE A HORSE CLUNGE
>SMELLS LIKE HONEY THO

First, $24 is way too fucking much.
Second, durians are disgusting. How the hell do people stomach that thing?

I thought durians smelt like shit but tasted alright despite the olfactory respone?

>>7788878

>>7790706
They are ultra creamy and taste like a very weird and stinky cheese, it think texture is the main reason why its eaten, though the taste is addicting 2

>>7790706
vanilla custard is the best way I can explain it. The slimy texture puts some people off but I think the smell does too. It's illegal in some places to take one on public transit

Thank you OP.

>>7790878

SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>7787601
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>>7787596
>it smells like honey,

No. No it does not. It tastes good, but it does not smell like honey. Because I have smelled honey. And I like the smell of honey. And durian is the complete opposite of the smell I like.

>>7787531
>2016
>buying a seasonal fruit that was frozen and stored for God knows how long.

Durians are usually consumed within 48 hours after harvest. They degrade pretty quickly after that and are inedible.

>>7787531
>I'M POOR AS FUCK /CK/
>SO I SPENT 24 GOD DAMN DOLLARS ON THIS CHINESE FRUIT FROM HELL
I'm having a hard time giving a fuck. You could have spent that money on a weeks worth of food. There are anons that could have stretched that to a month. I think you're poor because you're stupid as fuck.

not the biggest fan of durian but it isn't that horrifying looking if you just open it right

Dude, get that shit out of your house! I know people who eat that stuff every day but they cut it up outside so their house won't smell like durian. Hurry!!