/ck/ - Food & Cooking

That looks awesome. Could use some ranch or bleu cheese dressing for diopping.

Id eat that. Fuck that looks good.

>>7781177
>bleu

inb4 jack

that'd be great if it was actual batter and not goddamned Bisquik

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Poxh1nJsSJk

new queen of /ck/

>>7781177
>>7781201
>>7781228
>being a mentally and physically obese American

>>7781228
Pancake batter is just deep-frying batter with eggs in. Absolutely nothing wrong with using it.

>>7781238
Deep fried pizza was invented in Scotland.

there is no way the pizza actually cooked. should par bake it first

>>7781238
Ignorant shitposters.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep-fried_pizza#Scotland

>>7781354
>>7781325
>>7781346
>>7781338
I guess I know what I'm having nightmares about tonight.

>>7781325
What the fuck are these?

>>7781396
Kidneys

>>7781346

i don't think this guy on the left is cutting a chicken

>>7781346
Such is a man's education in Ukraine

>CS 1.6 make you very stronk against Russian interloper, Ivan

>>7781428
>the day Half Life became CS1.6

>>7781437
Shit, I guess that is Half-Life. I didn't look closely enough, I just saw GoldSrc shit. My point still stands

>>7781115
this looks fucking amazing, what are you a nigger?

>>7781496
>>>/pol/

>>7781512
Grow some thicker skin you big baby.

>>7781545
>>>/pol/

>>7781572
nigger

>>7781575
>>>/pol/

>>7781115
that legit makes me want to vomit

>>7781578
nigger

>>7781205

fuck off you retarded american, i'm not spelling "blue" out for you so you don't get scared of foreign culture

>>7781512
>>7781572
>>7781578
>>>/lgbt/

>>7781578
shut up kike

>>7781437
>>7781444
Guy on the far left is playing on cs_assult i think

>le epic racism meme

>>7781658
niggers

>>7781662
careful with that edge, bro

>>7781658>>7781672
>>>/lgbt/

>>7781672
>>7781678
>>>/ck/

>le top kek I said nigger and kike on le interwebz I'm so cool

>>7781690
this isn't a food or cooking related post.

>>7781354
This makes me much angrier than it should. Who the fuck puts ketchup on fish?

>>7781690
Fuck off back to tumblr, Jesus Christ.

>>7781115
I'm all for deep fried things by this is fucking gross

>>7781235
Why did she add flour just to water it down at the end?

>mfw niggers think they're actually people

>>7782733
>Look mom I posted it again

Does anyone have that video of that Filipino girl making horrible carbonara with hot dogs?

>>7782738
My dear sweet summer child

>>7782742
t. Summer

>>7781115
Of course a Quebecois would do this.

>>7782745
Sure thing sweetheart

>>7781496
You're a nigger thinking that is an acceptable meal?

Can't wait til we hang your tryhard type when day of the rope comes.

Anyone got any wifey material?

I thought /ck/ was lying about Tammy having a bull.

>>7781346

>>7783099
This would be good if not for the goddamn shells.

>>7783102
I'm pretty confident you're not supposed to eat the shells.

>>7783102
thats the point

>>7783105
I know. I'm saying that it's a pain in the ass to pull the meat out of the shell, put it back on the pizza, then eat it. That method works fine if you're just serving them fresh steamed, but not on something.

>>7781115

>>7781354
The fish is not even cooked

>>7782728
It's powdered sugar

>>7783105
But they're on the pizza. That's like serving a rib sandwich with the rib bone still in.

>>7783165
>what is sashimi

>>7783283
Does that look like prepared sashimi to you?

>>7781354
That beautiful Scandinavian plate design. Also,

>Norrlands Guld

Piss with marketing.

>>7781115
it's not cringe when they are deliberately making an abomination

>>7783480
I bet this would be delicious if you really liked tripe

>>7783479

This is how it's always made though

>>7781586
It's bleu fromage or blue cheese, stupid. What kind of retarded faggot switches languages mid-phrase?

>>7783516
>Nutella on Pizza
Might work.

it's supposed to be kept in the freezer

>>7783523
That's not nutella, it's melted vegan "cheese"

>>7783523
It's called hazelnut spread you corporate pigheaded jewpuppet.

>>7783485
Goddamn that cracks me up. More like that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rqs5siPalo

>>7783581
>cracks
fuck off Carlos

>>7783537
the four little vitamin (?) pills at the bottom are a nice touch

>>7782740
Of course

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-PKO2FrdPY

>>7783099
That looks like the sort of thing a failing restaurant would serve Gordon Ramsay and then claim that the customers love it.

>>7781115
in scotland we call this a "pizza crunch" and you can buy it at most chip shops

>>7783585
I laughed irrationally upon seeing this fucking cake, and I don't know why

>>7783543
Whose kid eats this much food?

>>7783713
>Two eggs
>Two chipolata
>Four pieces of soggy potato mush
>"much"

I'm not even an Amerilard and that is not a lot of food for a child. You realise that's a child sized plate, right?

>>7783701
Never seen this one...Holy shit. HOLY SHIT.

>>7783543
is this cringe? It's a cute breakfast for a kid. I'd probably swap in some veggies and fruits though

>>7783482
wtf were these marshmellows?

>>7783730
that's definitely a dinner, not breakfast

otherwise i agree with you

>>7783675
those are ibuprofen

>>7783734
looks like someone put Peeps in a baking pan and broiled them

>>7783480
Looks like they thought about it, and have a basic understanding of cooking. How could something so right go so horribly wrong???

Tripe is good if prepared correctly, but this looks a bit much.

>>7783533
made me kek

is it cringe when two memes collide

>>7783557
You are the only thing cringeworthy here. What is a trencher?

>>7783557
>chicago style pizza is cringeworthy
This meme needs to die

>>7783801
>What is a trencher?

>>7781115
Would the pizza inside even get properly cooked?

>>7783557
really nice 'go 'za needs more 'eese tho

>>7783516
is that craft singles?

>>7783850

It works somehow. In one of Anthony Bourdain's TV shows in Scotland he visits a place that makes deep-fried battered pizza and it seemed cooked all the way through.

>>7783850
No, that's why fried chicken is always raw inside.
Spastic.

>>7783527
For a second I thought those were fries in a bowl of milk.

>>7783543

The only cringe thing about this is they're not using flat leaf parsley. Fucking plebs I'll kill them all I swear to God as my witness.

>>7783581

>>7783877
You don't deep fry raw frozen chicken you turd snatcher

>>7783906
KFC do.

>>7783501
fromage bleu not bleu fromage
do you even grammaire?

>>7783480
>>7783496
>>7783745
>tripe
more like trypophobia
this shit urks me

>>7783501
>bleu fromage
I think you mean fromage bleu but's that's ok. Try not to let ignorance of language be a barrier in your life, anon.

>>7781115
Deep-fried pizza is sold in chip-shops in Scotland.

Both battered and unbattered.

It's actually very tasty although, obviously, magnificently unhealthy.

Try it with a little salt sprinkled on top.

The trick is not to use a gourmet or pizza-chain pizza. Invariably, in Scotland, what's used is those cheap, 5 for £2 8" pizzas that come shrink-wrapped on a plastic tray and dont really have any loose toppings.

Cheese & tomato is ok, cheese & onion is better.

Try it- you'll very likely enjoy it.

>>7784078
>start yawning
>open image
>see "crisp flavored sausage"
>immediately stop yawning

>>7784089
>Try it with a little salt sprinkled on top.

"What I need here is even higher blood pressure"

>>7784089
I'm no healthy eater but pizza is greasy and indulgent wrought as it is. I can only imagine deep frying it in batter would take away from it.

>>7781238
How on earth ca you be >mentally obese ?

>>7784126
ingrained habits and ideas about food that lead to obesity?

I guess like believing something like pic related is a healthy alternative to a Big Mac because it's called a "salad" and has a bit of lettuce on it

>>7784088
THIS is fucking awesome, my friend!

>>7784078
What makes the sausages crisp though?

>>7781238
>>7784126
Only complete sheeple don't realize the burgeoning mental obesity epidemic. Crawl out from under the rock prisons that your jewish overlords keep you under.

>>7783485
It would probably look better if it was just done really slowly on really low heat.

My ____mom's idea of a chicken casserole...

>>7783337
does it not look like prepared sashimi to you?

My mom's idea of a chicken casserole...

>>7781115

>implying oven pizza has a gourmet use

>>7783485
Frank?

>>7783501
On dit du bleu salope

>>7784340
you ungrateful piece of shit that woman busts ass so you can waste your life on this weaboo loner board

>>7784156
How sad and pathetic must your life be to see food as an enemy and have zero self control or ability to exercise?

There's literally nothing wrong with eating high-calorie meals, provided you balance it with sufficient exercise to use those calories.

You need to visit /fit/ and read the fucking sticky.

>>7784416
wat? I was just giving my take on what an "obese mentality" might mean.

I'd assume an "obese mentality" was to view the pic I posted as a "low-calorie/healthy" meal because it is marketed as a salad and by association with actual low-calorie/healthy salads, and to treat it as such.

>There's literally nothing wrong with eating high-calorie meals, provided you balance it with sufficient exercise to use those calories.
this is true. but "obese-minded" individuals will incorrectly view salads of that nature as low-calorie and not do anything to mitigate the actual caloric content of the "salad'. thereby continuing to be, or becoming, physically obese.

not sure where this hostility is coming from, senpai

>>7783278

you just need to brush more and eat more calcium

>>7784340
that looks like a turkey thigh.

>>7783868

yep. they burn like plastic

>>7783900

nailed it

>>7783900

the older more alcoholic frost princess or whatever the fuck she is, still waiting for her prince charming and getting more bitter by the year

>>7781338
That looks like cum and shit. Gross.

https://youtu.be/ItcgIIGeFnc?t=7m44s

>>7784612
>"scores it"
>cuts it like half way through

>>7781115
Pleb beer to go with pleb tastes.

>>7783693
But in Scotland we do it all the time!

>>7783635
this actually makes me sad especially when you realize she has a kid who she is going to feed this shit to

>>7783900
hormone replacement therapy expectations vs reality

>>7783514
I don't think Gordon actually checks his twitter. It was probably an employee of his who found the dish gross.

>>7781637
yeah, that shit was the only thing played on internet cafes in eastern europe

>>7784084
avocado and egg is good but this piece of shit should have cooked something to put them in not just fucking toast

>>7784113
i always pictured thats the kind of shit that is shameful to order but actually tastes good

>>7784156
its still better than the big mac just by not having the buns and dressing, somehow mcdonalds manages to stuff 300 calories of bread and dressing into a burger
that being said a big mac a day wont kill you

>>7783701
Nice 'go 'za

Friend just came down with a buffalo chicken omelet.

It's red because he put food coloring in the eggs for whatever fucking reason.

>>7784945
No, it's not. A Big Mac alone is 563 calories. That particular salad is Chili's Boneless Buffalo Chicken Salad is 1040 calories. Of course, your average fatty isn't going to have just a Big Mac, but if they believe the salad is "healthier", they may not have just the salad either. Or believe it'll allow them to have "room for dessert".

>>7783527
I thought it was a sloppy joe for a moment.

>>7784888
you take that slanderous lie back

>>7784991
That omlete is overcooked as fuck.

>>7781115
Looks pretty good desu

>>7785002
it has more calories but its way bigger, of course a single serving of icecream has less calories than 10 apples

>>7783906
all chicken strips are fried frozen you autistic goof.

>>7784991
From a distance it looks like a rectal prolapse.

>>7781115
why do people waste so much cooking oil,like is there any cheapass brand oil in america for that?

>>7783537
really a big disappointment when I realized that the black bar wasn't a spoiler tag and I couldn't hover over it

>>7785253
Yeah you can get cheapo one gallon jugs of cheapo cooking oil from any cheapo Walmart type store

>>7781354
I Luld, saved as a wallpaper

>>7781115
>English and French on packaging

Canadians truly are abortions

>>7784991
Your friend is a piece of shit and if you stopped hanging out with him it wouldn't be the worst thing.

>>7785274
This happens in the States too asshole. Heard of NAFTA?

>>7785331
Canadians export deep fried pizza because of NAFTA?

>>7784113
>Be from the north of England
>Be living in America
>Miss Kebab and chips
>Miss Irn Bru
>Miss broon ale
>Miss dandelion and Burdock
>Miss tennants super and Special Brew.

>>7784968

deep fried 'go 'za at that

>>7783585
lost

>>7785331
>Canadian detected

>>7785349
>Canadian Maritimer
>Loads and loads of English, Scottish and Irish migrants
>Lots of restaurants and foods and imports from those countries
>Drinking an Irn Bru right now.

Living by the maritimes is great. Great seafood (or food in general), all the people are just decent folk, whether or not they werrle born here or are Eurobros. Not too much news drama shit going down.

>>7781115
>Big Rock Ale
This is how I know this was made by some fucking redneck Albertan with enough money to buy local but not craft.

>>7785391
Not a fucking chance in hell, I've seen Bordains travel shit, Canadians appear to be the worst of every major European country rolled in to one man. And Europe isn't anything special either.

I like guns, Shiner, trucks, steaks and big titties in Confederate flag bikinis. I do love the horrified double-take fellow Europeans do when I tell them that.

>>7783060
Looks like Jackjr turned his life around. The last I saw him he was morbidly obese.

>>7783781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRou1NMQtoc

nice 'ack 'yle 'go 'za

>>7781325
>"What are those? Pinto beans?"
>read file name

>>7781545
What was it?

>>7781235
There's nothing wrong with this.

>>7783557
nice ' '

>>7784929
looks more like pea puree on toast to me

>>7781325
Creadias?

>>7784156
that might not be healthier than a big mac, but it looks pretty good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWc0yFhiKKI
>furfag poketuber tries cooking

>>7781354
Sad thing is this is the height of European cuisine.

>>7784084
is that play-doh?

>>7784340
shes just recreating your birth on the stovetop. she loves you.

>>7785745
You just reminded me how much I love my mother.

But I'm still not eating her garbage.

>>7783701

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7Md4YR75qU

>>7785880
that looks great

>>7785890
>Found the Jap

>>7781177
fpbp

>>7781346
Does anyone else have this saved cuz they think the guys are hot?

>>7783696
Because it doesn't look like a kind of disembodied ghostly face, but like the cake is a horrified being.

>>7785410
This right here is immigration done right. I don't give a damn about race or what country you're from, a long as you're willing to be American when you get here.
>I like guns, Shiner, trucks, steaks and big titties in Confederate flag bikinis.
Made me shed a joyful tear of freedom. Glad to have you here, Britbro.

>>7785091
>reading comprehension

>>7785802
DON'T BULLY HER.

>>7785802
>Marie's Italian Tomato Sauce!

>it's bought tomato sauce with garlic and pepper added
>measured in "shakes" and "covering x amount of the surface"

>>7785883
I found this one really funny, just why

>>7786004
DONT. BULLY. MARIE!
She's doing her best okay?

JUST

The best.

>>7783479
depending on how hot the kebab gets, this is totally safe, I mean it wouldn't be approved of by a health inspector, but it won't get anyone sick.

>>7783479
thanks now i can never have a doner kebap again

>>7784216
They're not crisp they're crisp FLAVORED

>>7784381
>French is literally nigger speak

>>7783900
Fuckin Hartley Hooligans at it again

>>7786023
Looks yum

>>7781115
>on this episode of CultMoo

>>7783480
My mama always makes Menudo with tripe. Fucking delicious.

>>7785880

Actually quite tasty, if you aren't a babby who can't handle unusual textures.

>>7785612
Not enough base liquids.

>>7783877

firstly fried chicken is not usually cooked from frozen
secondly chicken cooks at a far lower temperature than bread

>>7782712

michel fucking roux

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOMFfd7F3VM

>>7785349
Irn Bru tastes like sewage, desu.

>>7785853

The fact that they used a stockphoto is so goddamn great.

>>7784945

>its still better than the big mac just by not having the buns and dressing

ladies and gentlemen: mental obesity.

>>7783543

This looks fantastic...

>>7786023

Fishing

>>7786321
>The Pulse special
>Orlando dick dish 'wich
Eating dick gets a whole new meaning.

>>7783585

It hurts to live

>>7786351
>>7786321
yo isnt that the dick from 9/11 though

>>7781115
What I've seen?!

>>7783635
Poverty is a hell of a drug

>>7783635
this makes me sad for some reason, Don't know why. She seems happy enough being poor as long as she's got her family. And it was her choice, she could have always not had kids and been quite well off.

>>7783635

>>7783501
No, it's bleu cheese, blue cheese, or fromage à pâte persillée (Or just fucking bleu).

It's never bleu fromage, because that A: doesn't make sense gramatically. B: isn't what the French would call it even if it were. and C: Is somehow more pretentious than saying the full French name.

>>7786456

his point is obviously that bringing in a mundance french adjective that has a perfectly acceptable english alternative in order to describe a mundane english noun is stupid

>>7783501
>In linguistics, code-switching occurs when a speaker alternates between two or more languages, or language varieties, in the context of a single conversation. Multilinguals, speakers of more than one language, sometimes use elements of multiple languages when conversing with each other. Thus, code-switching is the use of more than one linguistic variety in a manner consistent with the syntax and phonology of each variety

Found the monolingual pleb

>>7786468

the americans calling it bleu cheese are most likely not even bilingual.

>>7786468
I think Americans do it because most of the time you buy it in the store (by itself or in dressing) it is labeled bleu cheese.

>>7786479
Just plebs.

>>7783716
two eggs is way too much for a kid to begin with, lardass.

>>7783690
>Gordon Ramsay
>Chef

Pick one please

>>7783635
Didn't watch the whole vid, just parts but is it just me or would that shitty steak be fine for a philly cheese?

>>7785480
Looks Nice IMO

>>7786004
>>measured in "shakes" and "covering x amount of the surface"
>measuring ever
learn to cook faggot.

>>7786512
>Gordon Ramsey isn't one of the world's most highly lauded chefs.
Dear me, faggot. You are one arrogant (and possibly ignorant) cunt.
Now fuck off back to your instant ramen thread.

>>7786512
Why would you say that?

>>7786527
>>7786548
He was. Then he went full time television personality.

He's lost the touch.

>>7786554
>He's lost the touch.
What? What's your source/reasoning for this?

>>7786556
Use it or lose it.

>>7786527
He's sooooo over rated because he's everywhere on TV, he's Got one decent restaurant in France (way overpriced compared to other chef) but the rest is average

>>7786560
Okay, so you're an idiot who likes to contradict other people.

>>7786568
And this is the reason why he isn't a chef? No one said he was underrated. Please go back to /b/ and probably kill yourself.

>>7786556
doesn't even cook at his restaurant on hospital road anymore. Some lady is the head chef there but is leaving this year. might have to actually expidite now but will probably hire someone else

>>7786576

that doesn't mean he's lost the touch. if he was cooking and it was bad, that would mean he's lost the touch.

>>7786576
He owns 22 current restaurants and you're upset that he doesn't cook in person?

>>7786576
Here's your reply.

>>7786576
>doesn't even cook at his restaurant on hospital road anymore

So, that's pretty normal for executive chefs. And that by itself is not indicative of anything. Maybe if he had to go back he'd whoop ass. Or maybe he'd fail. But we haven't seen him fail, so we don't know one way or the other.

>>7784991
Devil's advocate here. if he added the chicken and sauce to the eggs first and topped it with blue cheese and more sauce it could work....RED eggs are a fucking stupid though.

>>7783557
Nice 'go style 'za mon amie. Could put some 'cha on that bitch.

>>7785480
Nice 'go style 'gur right there.

>>7783888
Your a fucking pleb. Flat leaf is tasteless.

>>7783635
What triggers me about this is the fact that she is essentially fucking the money out of the farmers by buying the super discounted shitty product.

>>7784340
At least she's fucking trying you ungrateful prick.

>>7785480
Oh god it looks terrible.

>>7786023
looks a little boring and the potatoes could have gone for a little longer but it's not bad

>>7783635
What's wrong with this? It all looks fine?

>>7785438
>>>7783060
>Looks like Jackjr turned his life around. The last I saw him he was morbidly obese.
Getting choked half to death would do that to him

>>7786071
How is crisp a flavor?

>>7786774
Potato chip flavor, you fucking ameritard.
They call them 'crisps' in the UK.

>>7786780
Why wouldn't they just call them potato chips? Are they retarded?

>>7786802

why wouldn't you just call them crisps

>>7786807
Because fucking anything can be crisp. Apples can be crisp. Bacon can be crisp. A cool breeze can be crisp.

If I say potato chips, I'm clearly talking about nothing but potato chips.

>>7786813
>Apples can be crisp. Bacon can be crisp. A cool breeze can be crisp.

So....doesn't' that make it extra stupid to call them crisps since the term can refer to so many things?

>>7786822
That's exactly my point. It IS extra stupid to call them crisps. You could just as well call them saltys.

>>7786802
because 'chips' refers to something else made out of potato

>>7786813

apples can be crisp, but they are not crisps.

why don't you just see it as an abbreviation of 'potato crisps' and stop whining.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIaiW1XrzxA

>>7786802
They are hardly chips though. They are wafers, medallions or just slices.

>>7786843
So call them potato wafers or potato medals

Crisps is stupid.

>>7786847

your dad is the one who stabbed your dog now go home to your mum she's worried sick

>>7786849
Typical yuropoor, lashing out in impotent rage after being defeated soundly by reason.

>>7783090
Wtf

>>7783139
That's beautiful in its own way

>>7783139
please tell me that's not a menu in the corner

>>7783585
Dose lips

>>7786898
This just makes me mad.

>>7784216
Noun bro, not adj

>>7783099
I've had that. Versions without the shells are better, but clam pizza is great.

>>7786510
Don't breed.

>>7786898
Wait a tic, are those froot loops? Seriously?

>>7786048
I could scrub my feet with bleach and boiling water and I still wouldn't use them in food prep.

>>7781422
More like choking one.

>>7785802
>That wet, close-up stirring

>>7786148
and don't forget the fucking awful smell

>>7786451
>raiden

>>7783635
She sounds cute

>>7781115
That looks fucking delicious.

>>7786888
KEK

What do you think about my cooking?

>>7785480
really nice example of a classical 'go'ger with 'iss and 'dar. Can't go without 's and extra 'chup

>>7786881

>impotent rage

a deft literary allusion is not impotent rage.

>>7783485
>it_hurts_to_live.jpg

>>7785233
homerlaughinginagalaxy.png

>>7783501
Lol. Faggot

>>7783501

yeah that would be a pretty big faux pas

>>7781177
>bleu

I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE

>>7783683
Oh god no... Not this again.

>>7785802
She seems like she'd be really mean and condescending in person

>>7783635
Isn't this just a steak made with scraps and "meat glue"?

It sounds gross I guess, but it doesn't seem like there's anything wrong with it. It's not much different from scraps being ground up and made into burgers.

The term "meat glue" probably turns people off because they picture food being made in a lab that'll give you cancer.

>>7781238
Neither obese nor American, and I would eat the fuck out of that.

>>7785878
I would eat this

Fucking disgusting.

And it's LITERALLY carbonated jew.

>>7785802
Why would somebody use all that oil instead of cooking with a little oil some onions and garlic and then add the tomatoe sauce?
Not only how she cooks is horrible but also the camera work. Everything in that video is horrible