/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7696655

I don't want to look like a woman.

Ice cream for me.

>>7696656
this.

>>7696655
I'd rather look like this and eat ice cream.

>>7696655
She looks like a duck.

>>7696665
The kind of duck that I'd let cut off my balls and feed them to me.

She looks part bird, ima go with the ice cream

>>7696655
ohmygod get off my board with your dietary misinformation

calories in calories out motherfucker, you could live on ice cream and not show it if you ate the proper amount.

>>7696655
I wish I could look like that. Tfw I've lost 30 lbs but I'm still a guy

>>7696655
good point OP.
Will you be there for me literally every time I'm having a craving? otherwise this system might be flawed.

>implying

>>7696773
Wtf he looks like a roast chicken

>>7696773
a-aniki.
>>7696767
take hormones

>>7696773
go back to sleep aniki

>>7696664
this
>tfw 36/28/40 and idgaf

>>7696664
Her face is fucked

>>7696773
Fuck You

>>7696655

I heard she got so thin because she refused to eat Chicago Style Deep Dish

>>7696868
This might seem overly affectionate but ilu, I really do.

>>7696664
Looks like a blonde female David schwimmwr

>>7696655
Taylor pls stop shitposting. I have ice cream everyday and I have the same stats as T-Swift. Stay jelly.

>>7696655
>extra scoop of ice cream
>extra
>implying you can eat even a spoonful of ice cream and look like that
Yeah, no.

>>7696680
Enjoy your metabolic syndrome.

>started eating a bit less than usual
>stopped drinking soda
>exercised a little bit every now and then
>lost 20 pounds

OHHHHHHHH HELP ME THIS IS SO HARD

>>7696655
I look like her but with a cock
feels good mang

>>7697436
you're literal perfection, then

>>7696664
She looks way better than taylor swift. Taylor swift has skinny bony body like a little boy

I have to eat ice cream and other calorie rich dairy products just to keep my BMI above 17.
Sometimes it's enjoyable and tasty, but more often I feel it's really bad for my health.

>>7696655
Dear Diary, the Ass was Flat.

>>7696655


STRAIGHT

OUTTA

ASS

>>7696656
>Woman

Nope.

>>7697625
That's pretty depressing

>>7697625
>>7697626
I don't even like tailor swift but that is the ideal female body, deal with it basketball people

>>7697645
>the ideal female body is a 12 year old boy with elongated legs
Pedo detected

i honest-to-god don't see her appeal.

is she attractive? yes. wood berry? yes.

but i see regular girls everyday at work who are 5x more attractive than her.

she's no goddess.

>>7697652
No, just educated upper middle class. It's a well known fact that preference for grotesquely exaggerated secondary sex characteristics is for blacks and poor Hispanics.

>>7697659
>mfw I scored a date with a white musician with a doctorate and a big ass

Feels good to not be a faggot

>>7697625
>>7697626
Goddamn she probably doesn't even have to wipe

>>7696664

there's less plastic fucking a fleshlight

Who's that granny? I'd rather eat ice cream than look like an old fart

>>7697666
Did u get the poon though? 666 checked

>>7697659
>educated upper middle class
Faggot detected tbqhfam. And grotesquely exaggerated is not the same thing as the difference between a modest ass and a pancake rear.

>>7697862
correct.

>>7696862
Eehyy! Fuck YOU, Leatherman!!

>>7697862
Have you ever seen a naked chick before, anon? Not a porn star but one you've seen both clothed and naked? Exaggerated ass looks awful naked. What you're calling pancake ass looks great naked.

The other possibly is you legitimately are black and think those horrid cellulite asses that black women all seem to want are actually attractive because you can see the out of control bulges though the fubu brand jeans

>>7696664
>>7696664
Good luck having the ice cream go to your boobs and not your belly.

>>7696816
>tfw 29/26/42
I'll never have breasts

>>7697429
You now know why /fit/ despises fatties.

I don't understand being fat, especially if you're say, under 50.

pizza, steak, ice cream, etc.--none of it tastes nearly good enough to sacrifice being good looking and all that comes with it, and being healthy/in shape. And the sensation is fleeting--no meal lasts that long. Of course, you can eat that stuff moderately, and more so if you're a tall guy, but it's really honestly a weakness if you get off that much on salty, savory, or sweet flavors that you're fine being unattractive.

>>7698519
>>7698620
>>7698678
>tfw 36/25/35
>JUST ate pizza followed by ice cream

>>7698213
this is true. Of the asses I've seen in person, girl's who were chubby and had bigger asses usually had misshapen asses, cottage cheese etc. The skinny girls all had better asses. needless to say, the legit fatties had gross asses.

>>7698716
post pooper

That's a weird way to look at things considering I'm a 6'2 dude and there is all about....none of me that wants to look like Taylor Swift.

I mean you've got some messed up priorities if you've got a dick and you wanna look like a tall female music celebrity.

>>7697625

I mean I'd definitely have sex with her but that's because my mind isn't shit to my sex drive. I mean she could be a total bitch and it's like "well how much of a bitch?"

>>7698736
"like"
not "identical"
do you have the autism? where on the spectrum are you? because that's the only explanation as to how you could misunderstand the point of something SO MUCH that you reply.

oh wait, I guess it COULD have been a joke, except it was the most long and drawn out way to possibly phrase it that it killed any humor attempted

>>7698736
It's called being trans, anon, a lot of people are that way

>>7698797

Nope, just being an ironic asshole.

Check your own damn mind before you misunderstand sarcasm and humor.

>>7698808
Yeah, they think everyone should "play along" when you see a 6'2 guy desperately trying to sound like a female with sevre stubble and an adam's apple enter the girls bathroom while your gf/wife/daughter/female loved one is in there.

>>7698213
Ladies and gentlemen, the low test male.

>>7698808

Yet we don't understand why that happens yet. I mean there are clear cases of guys with XX chromosomal DNA but the rest? We're still trying to figure that out.

>>7698808
Isn't it less than .1% of the population? I wouldn't call that a lot.

>>7698815
You have a much higher chance of raping your >wifes daughter, when compared to a random stranger they share a bathroom with.

>>7698830

People went into whatever fucking bathrooms they wanted until now and nobody said a damn thing. We don't need to classify and misrepresent humanity like a bunch of stupid assholes.

>>7696839
Less so than taytay's at least.

>>7698830
I doubt it, buy hey with the way things are going one day that will be legal and sanctioned because discriminating against rapist and pedophiles.

>>7698830
>>7698840
Nobody has had an issue going into the toilet room to leave a piss for a billion decades. It's only in the last 8~ days where suddenly these dudes have figured out they can say "I'm a girl" and get allowed access to the women's toilet room to sneak peeks. That is literally all "trans" is, it's dudes trying to get laid by chicks by saying "I identify as a girl, so I'm a lesbo"

>>7698811
You're not funny and you need to stop trying.

>>7698899
meanwhile a the trans woman goes into a mens locker room and thinks being oggled or harassed is the worst case scenario. Trans shit is so fucking stupid

>>7698902

Comedy is hit-and-miss and trying is what creates humor.

This is how I know that you, in fact are not funny.

>unironic transphobes
LOL

>tfw instant ramen & ice cream
>tfw 36/28/38
>tfw male
J U S T

>>7698960
no, because at a point it becomes so bad it's not funny. go look at the oreo thread. those jokes are just bad and that's what this was