/ck/ - Food & Cooking

How the fuck did you fuck up this badly?

>>7689460
kek

Somehow I still have a glimmer of hope that such blatant retards get the banhammer

>>7689452
Are they cooking?

>implying mods even browse /ck/

That is a very interesting cooking technique, but I can figure out what it is supposed to accomplish.

Care to elaborate? I am always up for learning new stuff!

lexi bloom is pretty good for a jew

>>7689452

lewd

DELETE THIS

>>7689481
>That is a very interesting cooking technique, but I can figure out what it is supposed to accomplish
From what I've read, you do this in order to make a cream pie.

>>7689477
he's putting dough in the babyoven

>>7689467

>safe to post on tumblr
>not safe for 4chins
>i get triggered by attractive people and sex
>DELETE THIS

>>7689452

Why are retards this obsessed with sex?

>come to /ck/ to learn to cook
>end up furiously jacking off

WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING

>>7689519

>come to /ck/
>come

Yea you are

>>7689519
loneliness

>>7689514
everyone without some severe defect is obsessed with sex, it's natural.

>>7689533
theres nothing wrong with being obsessed with sex. its literally what everyone is made for.

>>7689519
Why do you need a porn gif for that?
Isnt shitty pictures of fastfood good enough for you?

OP you clearly aren't fucking trying

just google what you posted and it takes you right to a bunch of links

Btw. How can I get my gf to do anal sex? Alcohol?

>>7689582
protip-anal rape is way more fun

>>7689582
>sticking your dick in a shit hole when a lubed vagina is right there

>>7689582
I don't even get why guys want anal. get a strap-on if you like it so much, see what happens.

>>7689547
Wrong on both counts. Also the healthy relationship with sex is to enjoy it but to have other things that take up your time rather than sitting at home watching porn and jerking off.

>>7689613

they like it because you don't like it

the first time you have anal with a girl is pretty awesome because its basically like a personal victory. it doesn't feel that great but its a pretty awesome mental rush knowing that she will let you do pretty much anything to her

>>7689621

>anything matters
>doing something is better than doing something else

im pretty nihilistic. do whatever the fuck you want if it makes you happy.

>>7689452
Excuse me OP, but this is very triggering to my boner. Please do not post these things in my porn free safe space.
Thanks.

>>7689630
>the first time you have anal with a girl is pretty awesome because its basically like a personal victory. it doesn't feel that great but its a pretty awesome mental rush knowing that she will let you do pretty much anything to her
I guess that is kinda hot...

>>7689613
>I don't even get why guys want anal

Two reasons:
1) It's taboo, and therefore that turns some people on

2) Anus is often tighter than the vag

3) As for the strap-on comment, some men do like that. Not only does it satisfy #1 above, but it also stimulates the Prostate.

>>7689640

anal is only tighter at the sphincter. its much looser than the vagina.

/fit/ pussy is god tier tight compared to anal

>>7689514
low quality shit post

on a board that freaks the fuck out when you mention going to mcdonalds because muh autism, you are saying people are idiots for being obsessed with something they're literally wired to be obsessed with.

>>7689658
>/fit/ pussy is god tier tight compared to anal
Hm, must be doing something wrong then… Currently banging some fit skinny girl, and she is not tighter than the chubby I had before. Not loose or something, but nowhere near as thight as that one 40yo milf I once caught on tinder.
Pls, tell me her secret!

>>7689672

f she is used to getting banged out every day she isn't going to be as tight

the fat chick and the milf probably hadn't got laid in a few weeks/months

>>7689504
This is a blue board. I know you might not be able to comprehend this, but this website actually has rules that you're expected to follow.

>>7689633
First, that's not nihilism.

Second, killing you makes me happy, so maybe I should do that. Raping people makes me happy. Dumping toxic waste into nature preserves makes me happy. See how dumb that view is?

He does it for free

>>7689504
You do realize porn can be posted on tumblr right? Its all the site is good for.

>>7689679
>she isn't going to be as tight
But she is plenty tight when I first get in (as is almost every girl, due to my girth), but as soon as she relaxes, it just goes to "normal", whereas the 40yo kinda actively gripped my dick inside her, which was a very nice feeling. dont really think it has to do with the frequency of getting stuffed, unless you are into shit like gaping or firsting or whatever…

>>7689679
>f she is used to getting banged out every day she isn't going to be as tight
myth
>>7689672
does she do kegel exercises?
fat girls literally just have fat pressing down on your dick from all sides.

>>7689452
Oh do you mean this video?
Yeah I could put it up on megaupload.
wait where the fuck are you now/

>>7689672
Had a 40 year old landwhale that had one so tight her pussy lips literally were wrapped around the shaft of the dick

>>7689706
Two possible explanations:

1) Milf did kegels or other exercises

2) Milf was simply better at sex and actively used her pelvic floor muscles whereas the other girls did not.

>>7689714
> Pr0n folder
> PS3 folder
> Anime folder
> Hentai folder
> 7 HDs

Anon, you got a problem with data hoarding. How do you even backup?

>this thread

>>7689708
>>7689719
>kegel
Ah, yes, that was the thing I was looking for. Remeber reading something about those.

now the difficult part is only how to ask her to exercise, without sounding like a dick.

>>7689714
>proxy paige
my nigga 2tbh