/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7566253

>>7566277
japanese porn is so gross

>>7566253

Grew up on Italian Ice, when people say they are getting snow cones you might as well just chew ice from the freezer

>>7566277
what the fuck is that

>>7566303
Lost. Falls in the category of 'god damn you're fat enough and don't exercise enough or really gain weight either so don't tempt fate and eat ice cream or spaghetti and shit at least' for me

>>7566326
This

>>7566329
What is this? For some reason the image makes me think it'd have consistency of wax paper

>>7566340

>>7566326
>>7566334
Flavored ice blocks scraped super thin so its smoother than shaved ice.
Asians top it with condensed milk and fruit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHR-5AL0ke0

>>7566317
Lost. Mouth literally watering

>>7566340
prosciutto

>>7566340
Looks like Prosciutto in the making
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prosciutto

>>7566355
ugh I want a bagel sandwich inside me right now.

>>7566343
>>7566348
>>7566355
Sorry /ck/

>>7566344
That's fucking cool. But this isn't some frozen yogurt right? Is it actually just frozen liquid? If so, then I lost.

>>7566355
Looks like something old people would eat. They like sandwich spread so much.

>>7566253

Mac n Cheese with chorizo bits, cheeto breadcrumbs, and chipotle Tabasco sauce.

When you're stoned it's absolutely delicious.

seasoned pork butt smoked over fruit wood for hours, chop it up and add some vinegar pepper sauce and the meat melts on your tongue like cotton candy.

>>7566481
SALT.

oh god the salt.

>>7566508

salt goes great with more salt

A baguette slice with a fresh cut strawberry on top of a folded slice of prosciutto with some balsamic vinegar drizzled over it

>>7566581
I can never do meat on meat. I can enjoy mixed meats in a sandwich or on pizza or whatever, but even having both ham and turkey on the same plate at Christmas is a bit much. I generally just like one heavy piece to a meal.

>>7566414
I think it's just flavored ice, but it's usually drowned in condensed milk anyway.

>>7566625
I'd destroy it without the condensed milk for sure.

>>7566253
Still too cold for me to want a snow cone

>>7566335
Damn lost

Cured country ham from peanut-fed hogs, aged in a barn over the summer and lightly smoked. Shaved pieces of it will melt on your tongue like wafer-thin slices of butter. The taste is like a salty, nutty bacon with a bit of smokiness. Goes great with melons, peaches, cherries, and pawpaws.

>>7568095
I miss my pawpaw he's dead now : [

>>7568095

You eat pawpaws???

>>>You ate my grandfather!!!

Reblochon cheese comes from the extra creamy milk that can be pinched from the udders after the cow has already been milked once. It comes from an ancient tradition where French lords would tax peasants based on the first yield of milk, so peasants began milking the cows incompletely getting the rest after their taxes had been paid. The peasants would take this extra creamy milk and make this semi-soft washed rind cheese. It tastes like a mild, buttery whipped cream.

Tartiflette is made by melting a wheel of Reblochon over scalloped or mashed potatoes with caramelized chopped onion and fried lardons mixed up in them.

>>7566335
>>7568134

>>7566277
Are those corn husks?

>>7568152
someone beat you to it

>anything beats a fresh, warm, homemade white bread

>>7568194
or blueberry oat cake

>>7568111
>>7568130

It's a fruit you dinguses.

Tastes like a cross between a banana and a cantaloupe.

>>7568217
>it's a fruit ya dip

>>7568134
>be me
>Haut-Savoyard
>hate tartiflette and fondue savoyarde

>>7568255
Sup ed.

This sure is some tantalizing shit

>>7568095

The guanciale from my butcher has gotta be from peanut pigs. It tastes like smoked peanuts deep fried in bacon fat. Unbelievably good.

>>7566581
mein negro

>>7568152
looks p gud
>that filename
nevermind

>>7566253

You jelly op?

>>7566253
Oh.. Who put that block of ice there?

>>7566253
Uh oh... Somebody stepped on the go pedal and set the shaving blade to "ultra mother fucking fine"

>>7566253

"Everybody back to the pile!"

>>7566590
I don't usually lose at these things but I just did.

>>7566253
op likes his sno balls plain... I dont.

>>7566253

I know because i tried it...

>>7566253

I prefer strawberry.

>>7569474

This is a decent way to chill out a glass of coke though.

>>7568173
ahahahaha

Is this specific to California?

>>7570110
it's illegal elsewhere

just like our good friend the marijuana

>>7570110
>Atlanta
No.

>>7566277
Oh god these are so good

>>7566335
what is it????

>>7570110

Where do you get yours? Only place I know near me that sells it is Alberto's and their carne asada smells like wet dog.

So these Swiss people just take a wheel of hard cheese and heat it up till it melts inside the rind, then they pour it on stuff like baguette slices and ham and pears.

>>7570188

>>7570222
That's a lot of cheese. Delicious, but I wouldn't want to experience the aftermath.

>>7570110
fuuuuck this shit is sooo bombbbb

extra good if you're shitfaced when you eat it

brisket fries

>>7570188
>mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO3gmzS_tAY

>>7570110
>>7570260
>fries you eat with a knife and fork
This just seems weird to me

>>7566335
>>7566337
>>7567343
>>7568134
>>7568255
>>7568398
>>7570110
>>7570260

FUCK

>>7568217
They're not bad. My family has them growing all over their property. Too bad their ripe season is very very brief and they don't keep well.

Anyone going to post those UK commericals with all the different foods?

>>7570110
Lost

>>7566317
oooh yummers!

>>7570188
People don't really do that at home though. We just use these little grills that let you grill stuff on top and on the bottom there are several flat spoons where you put a slice of cheese so it melts.

You take stuff, grill it and melt the cheese while it grills. It's pretty good.

>>7568398
>stock image of bbq ribs

cmon

not a single pic here made me hungry

a lot of these are just fat fucks jerking off to diary drenched shit, or fries drenched with bullshit ontop

its like you fat fucks dont even know what good food looks like

>>7566317
mmmm, nommy

>>7566322
damn it, I'm not very good at this game

>>7566329
again

>>7566335
is that a mouldy scallop?

>>7566493
mmmm

>>7566590
nope

>>7567343
that steak looks undercooked, and what is the green sick layer?

>>7568134
is it like brie?

>>7568173
+1 internets

>>7568398
god yes!

>>7569474
lemon flavor is best

>>7569491
I can't decide

>>7569528
genius... fucking ICE!! in a coke, STOP THE PRESSES!!

>>7570222
all my yesses!!!

>>7570260
yes

>>7570324
White people in Paris? this is fucking fake

>>7571005
ooooh

>>7571106
so post soemthing you colossal yuge faggot!

whole braised beef shank. braised in beef broth, red wine, carrots, celery, onions, leeks, thyme, rosemary, sage, and black pepper. Made it for Christmas and been craving it ever since.

>>7571188
Out of the cooking broth

>>7571188
>>7571194
Muh Dick

>>7568176
Oh god my moth i must know what this is

>>7570110
Can get it in AZ.

>>7569484
this image hurts my teeth

>>7571188
>>7571194
that looks very very very very nice.

>>7571147
youre a piece of shit

nobody wants to see your response to every single post in the thread

kill yourself

>>7571497
triggered

>>7569488
I enjoyed watching this, you absolute madman

Half the pictures look like cum drippings. That tastes disgusting, I've heard--that's right, I heard.

>>7571147
>that steak looks undercooked
its toast and guacamole, you mong

>>7571227
http://www.slovenia.info/es/recepti/Prekmurska-gibanica.htm?recepti=8822&lng=2

Comfort food. There are times when nothing can be better.

>>7571573
I love a good pot roast.

>tfw Asian so didn't grow up with pot roast
>tfw can make it, but not a good as my friends' parents or the diner I really like

>>7571147

>nommy
>ellipses/caps for no reason
>responding to every fucking post in the thread as if anyone cares
>"+1 internets teehee"

Stop, tumblr is back that way.

>>7571651

>>7566335
Pornographic
I
WANT
TO
FUCK
IT
(and eat it)

>>7571702
Too much fruit for the fat faggots round here

>>7571761

How do they get this effect?

It's messing with my senses real bad. I want to eat it even though the longer I look at it the more it seems like plastic, and the sparkliness of it remind me of Viniq which is shit. It looks unnatural and appetizing at the same time.

>>7570174
I get mine from Adalbertos in Point Loma

>>7571863

magic

>>7571863
It's also making me aroused.

>>7566344
we used to have a place that sold these in town, called sunos, but it closed down and the only other one is a few hours away. they still have a small booth set up at summer festivals sometimes, but with no toppings
my favorite was the one that had coffee hellyband some other stuff on it

>>7571765
I don't know what that is but I want it.

>>7571761
why boner

>>7566355
God dammit anon, I can't go back to NY for awhile and now you're making me crave a good bagel

>>7570155
Looks like brie.

>>7566322
rekt me

>>7572584
Oh baby

>>7571761
Working at krispy kreme and I have no idea why people like this syrup mess. It's always kids who get it and you know that its going to make them sticky little cunts for the rest of the day wil that glitter getting everywhere. Can never put those in a bag right either or all the shitty gloss sticks to the bag and pulls away from the donut.

>>7574467
What're those browned things on the edges? Some sort of cheese or bread?

>>7574487
That's the halloumi

>>7574489
>Halloumi/həˈluːmi/ (Greek: χαλλούμι) or hellim[1] (Turkish) (from Arabic: حلوم ḥallūm [ħalˈluːm]) is a Cypriot semi-hard, unripened brined cheese made from a mixture of goat's and sheep's milk, and sometimes also cow's milk.
Sounds tasty.

>>7566277
I need this. I _NEED_ it.

>>7570222
Oh come on dude it's a blue board, you can't post shit like this.

>>7574801
Can you explain your meme? I'm new

>>7574808
Blue boards (Yotsuba B style) are safe for work, reddish boards (Yotsuba) are not. You may only post porn on Yotsuba boards. Anon thinks that webm was porn.

>>7574821
Ah. I understand now. Thank you.

>>7574827
Fuck you faggot

>>7574830
Can you explain this meme?

>>7574491
Tastes like cum, I've heard.

>>7571702
bowel of onionds

quarters and halves of pineapple

graveyard of staked vampire melons

some kind of stew, might be ok

bowel of jelly cubes?

some salad

wtf?

>>7571761
glad it's hand dipped, glad they mentioned it

>>7571765
nope

>>7571956
scallop burgres?

>>7572082
fucking chink food

>>7572584
I'd eat it, but no loss

>>7574467
wtf is wrong with people? strawberries in a salad?

>>7574761
would eat, not amazing though

>>7574788
wtf is this monstrosity?

>>7574821
looks ok

>>7574835
yes

>>7574970
>that idiot who thinks we care what he has to say about literally everything in the thread

>>7574972
>we

hahahaha

do you even know how imageboards work? homo

you have to go back

>>7568244
quel style?

peut etre que t`aprecie pas la variete que tes parents utilise.

chacun a ses gouts mais je vois mal comment on ne peux pas aimer un bon reblochon AOC.

>>7570222
I never really understood why someone would eat cheese with fruit and nuts until now

>>7570110
Sweet baby jesus...

>>7568134
Disgusting

>>7574982
(you)

>>7571147
holy shit fuck off

>>7570136
where to get some carne asada fries in atlanta?
i havent run into them anywhere

>>7566253
You failed, why the fuck would I eat some ice? It's like that white people food meme come to life. If you're paying for this you're getting jewed, just scrape out the freezer.

Ginger scallion lobster

>>7571756
Had one in japan. Terrible.

>>7571956
thats so vaporwave

grilled pineapple butterscotch sundae

>>7568217
>used to be able to pick them off of trees that grew wild in our backyard
>can't find them anywhere where I live now

I lost hard.

FROM NOW ON, LOCAL TRADITIONAL CUISINE ONLY

Gnocchi

Ribeye
White wine fingerling potatoes
Garlic spinach

Roasted brussel sprouts

>>7581626
>local cuisine only

If you insist.

Calzone
Prosciutto, ricotta, mozerella, parmesan and spicy sausage stuffed

>>7581670

>>7571147

>>7581511
that looks like a cyst

is that actually supposed to be a pus filled cyst in food form
like those bread babies

>>7581687
yes

>>7570222
Muh dick.

>>7581528

It's a Portuguese sandwich made with sliced bread, cured ham, linguiça, chipolata, sliced steak, and covered with melted cheese and a hot thick tomato and beer sauce.

I just woke up and I feel like shit. Someone please recommend me cheap shitty fast food that will comfort me.

>>7570333
that's why only plebs eat that dish.

true commiefornia patricians eat the fries and guac in a burrito al pastor, not con carne asada.

>>7581975

go to mcdonald's and get 2 sausage mcmuffins

anyone?

>>7581666
my coullion

>complete casual food eater
>doesnt have a favorite food

why am I such a pleb?

>>7570110
san diego, CA my friends. you can get a plate like this every square mile

>>7570110

Chula Vista reporting in.
Lolita's is my home shopo el mexicano

>>7568152
>>7568217
>>7568209
>>7571182
>>7571756
>>7572082
Only ones I didn't lose too, reapply yourselves.

>>7582474
Imperial Beach here. I love Carne asada fries and california burritos.

>>7568134
this is some borat shit

>>7582073
I don't know, that looks a little like a pus cyst to me, see meat pic above

Steaks I cooked

>>7583922
I ALWAYS WONDERED, HOW DO YOU EAT THAT SHIT AND WHERE CAN I GET THIS

>>7584023
Most Cafes in Australia do this kinda thing now. They call them Freak Shakes.

>>7584237
Might want to check that file name, anon.

>>7584238
haven't slept yet. i see my mistake now

>>7566335
Got me there.

>>7581528
No, it's not. It's so "cosmic print on everything, hello 2014"

>>7583922
Perfect example of how shit presentation can make something so good look utterly disgusting.

>>7571147
>nommy

>>7571756
>he fell for the pizza cone meme

>>7569462
>>7569474
>>7569484
OP here I'm dying

>>7569488
Ruined.

>>7571956
That's fucking cool.

>>7582073
Did you get that in Breaux Bridge? Only place I've seen those, didn't try it though.

>>7566277
I want to smoke myself retarded and then have this. Looks absolutely heavenly

homemade blueberry ice cream with chunks of buttermilk pancakes in it

>>7566253
>eating water

>>7566253

op i tried something my dad suggested today which is shaved ice with chocolate milk on it.

it was like a wendy's frosty but like... 7/10 on the flavor aspect and a little more icy... suprise surprise.

I think that if i added a bit of condensed milk to it and maybe a little more chocolate syrup it would be a 10/10 wendy's frosty, or maybe even an altogether tastier dessert that had departed from the wendy's frosty.

>>7566253

nova scotia donair, probably the best doner you can get outside of europe, you can't get the sweet sauce in europe though, just tzatziki

Joke is on you, I just ate an ungodly amount of food and this thread only makes me uneasy!

>>7586519
>tfw no garlic fingers

>>7570230
haha, lactose cuck

>>7574761
bruv

>>7588246
oh fuck

>>7566481
I have to have this

>>7566317
>>7566355

Ok, you won.

>>7568152
eww who wants sloppy seconds

>>7586519
idk mang
the sweet sauce never clicked for me, i really prefer tzatziki

>>7566253
>people pay money to eat ice
Th e fuck?

>>7571956
how did these become such a meme i see them absolutely everywhere even mcdonalds and they're always absurdly expensive

who the hell is buying all these things

>>7566481
this better be delicious like you said anon

>>7590826

Well, was it?

Also I fucked up, I meant to say Frank's Red Hot Buffalo Sauce, not Tabasco Chipotle. Sorry, I was high.

garlic-lime-pepper marinated flank steak tostada bowl

>>7591840
was real good
thanks anon

>>7593045

yw, just made some for myself and it's delish.

I love you guys.

>>7584237

Shit nigga, I just lost from that one right now.

Hard.

>>7566253
>paying for ice

>>7570324
>"best sandwich in the world"
>lofty claim
>watch video
>yup, it probably is

>>7571147
Fuck off my board you gay cunt.

>>7574761

Need's olives and pickled onion

>>7590722
The demographic of those are basic bitches.

Shocking truth.

>>7581626
Are you bad enough to eat the local, traditional alien hive?

>>7566303
Italiano gelato is the Most overrated shit.

>>7582066
had some earlier today, my favorite

>>7581707
if you think it looks gross, just imagine what years old pus smells like

Spent all day making a bento with bulgogi onigirazu, ebi fry, honey pork belly, and pickled cucumber for my husband to bring to Passover tomorrow.

>>7586519
Fuck
Every time I see one I crave it
Tbh its my favorite drunk food

>>7590722
how the fuck are you seeing macaroons in mcdonalds? where the fuck are you?

Seer torshi is a Persian dish I had for the first time about a month ago. The best way I can describe it is that it tastes like a brown sugar garlic spread. It's made of sweet-pickled whole heads of garlic and it's ducking delicious.

>>7597116
>pork belly
>passover
>husband
?????

>>7597182
The shrimp isn't kosher either. His family celebrates Passover, but doesn't keep kosher. He doesn't like eating food prepared by others due to food allergies.

>>7568152

For the /fit/fags out there: 4x4 (4 patties) protein style (lettuce instead of bread) with fries, a strawberry shake and a cup of water. The best part? Whole thing was only $10

>>7597450

For whatever reason, instead of just saying that I dislike this, I was overcome with the urge to type "yknow what just go fucking kill yourself"

So, just go fucking kill yourself. Food isn't bad I just like to follow my heart.

Sweet wine and soft cheese

Was hoping to have something in this thread get me to eat some more even though I just ate breakfast. But it just made me queasy.

>>7597587
You're fat

>>7597587

>>7599074

A W F U L
W
F
U
L

>>7599074
That looks undercooked, touch, and unpleasant.

>>7599074

My dumbfuck brother in law bought me those "claws" for christmas. What a stupid fucking kitchen item.

and yeah that pork is not cooked to the point that it can be pulled.. it looks like it has the consitency of a roast ham. maybe that's not even a shoulder...

>>7599097
>>7599176

lurk moar

>>7586519
Bongland reporting.There's some doener shop around the corner from me that has the sweet sauce, I thinks it's disgusting. I always get some sort of garlic mayo on it.

>>7597118
My brother. This is the greatest drunk food ever. I live across the street from one and get drunk just so I can have the drunk doener experience.

>>7599206
He's just talking about the claws he got for christmas...

>>>7566317
How 2 make?

>>7566346
>>7570986
>>7590507
>>7599355
It's a bowl of boiled potatoes you pretentious edgelords.
You know fine well it looks bland and boring but you wanted to pretend it looks nice so you can act edgy and specialsnowflake.

>>7599378
What's the green stuff on top? I usually put dill put that doesn't look like it... Pepper and salt ofcrse

>>7599402
Looks like parsley.

>>7570110
mid peninsula, tacos el gruellense.

>>7572082
i think sancho jizzed on your taco bro

>>7599378
>liking potatoes = pretentious, edgy, specialsnowflake

Wow sounds like you are having a great Friday night you miserable twat. Jerk off another couple times, maybe you'll feel better you pathetic fuck.

>>7586427
do want

>>7582066
what is that? looks delish af

>>7602111
how the heck does the coloring comes out so regularly dang

>>7570324
>You will never freeze your ass off and then be rewarded by the cheese version of a heroin bump.

The sensation must be absolutely orgasmic.

>>7602130
They filled one of those icing tubes up with colored icing on different sides before squeezing it out.

>>7599074
Fucking nasty.

>>7599074
who's pulling that pork, helen keller?