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7529637 No.7529637[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>Walk into a local pizza place in california
>Ask what the specials are
>Go with "taste of California" pizza
>It arrives
>coconut flour crust
>feta brie cheese blend
>Sauce is made with organic butternut squash instead of tomato
>toppings are liberal as fuck: kumquat, farm raised salmon, and star fruit
>It's topped with a balsalmic glaze
>It tastes like a garbage

Leave it to California to fuck up pizza I guess

>> No.7529652

No idea if all those things taste good together, but squash is a dank pizza topping and very underrated.

>> No.7529678

>pizza toppings have political leanings

I want this election year to end already.

>> No.7529683
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>>7529678
This fucking post is my life right now

>> No.7529686

>>7529678
There actually are strong correlations between diet and political ideology. Conservatives tend to eat much less fruit. My dad and fat third wife's house often contains literally no fruit. Mostly just bachelor food because they're boomers.

>> No.7529696

>>7529686
No there is not. Shut the fuck up. My grandfather and 3 out of 5 of my uncles are all right wing racist nutjobs and they all garden as a hobby and eat and cook with fresh fruit and vegetables all the time

>> No.7529703

>>7529678
Liberal foods:
coconut water
herbal tea
salmon
Sriracha sauce


Conservative foods:
Sausage
Asparagus
BBQ
earl grey tea

>> No.7529716

>>7529686
>this is what liberals ACTUALLY believe

>> No.7529730

>>7529703
>conservative foods: Kraft singles, iceberg lettuce, outback steakhouse
Fyfy

>> No.7529732

>>7529686
You need more data than two anecdotes to come up with a generalization like that,Tracey.

>> No.7529734
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>>7529703
But I like all of those

>conservative
>asparagus
What?

>> No.7529743

>>7529734
I'm pretty sure conservatives are allergic to any green plant matter, or any meat with recognizable anatomical features whatsoever

Also onions (unless the blooming onions from olive garden), anything spicy (minority food), wine (liberal), and high quality meat not from a factory farm (vegan bullshit)

>> No.7529745

>>7529743
Go to bed Gretchen, you're drunk.

>> No.7529761

>>7529637
>salmon is liberal
Welcome to /ck/ where a fucking fish is too progressive for consumption

>> No.7529764

>>7529761
I bet this cuck pretends to like sushi
The once proud white race is doomed

>> No.7529765

>>7529761
Real progressives are vegan by now.

>> No.7529768

>>7529765
Shut up Ochoa, didn't Castro execute you already?

>> No.7529925

>>7529703
Does that make coleslaw a conservative salad?

>> No.7529926

>>7529637
It's your fault for ordering Taste of California.

>> No.7530133

>>7529678
>>7529678
>>7529678
>>7529678

>> No.7530135

>>7529925
Yes. Flyovers have it with their beige meals.

>> No.7530149

>>7529696
>My grandfather and 3 out of 5 of my uncles are all right wing racist nutjobs
too bad you had to turn out to be a faggot.

>> No.7530150

It's basically about this struggle: most people like shit food that makes you fat because of the high salt/sugar/fat contents...double beef cheddar brat pepperoni cheese melt with triple layered BBQ onion infused sloppy joe sauce, served over an entire loaf of bread...with a side of butter garlic cheddar pretzel dipping sauce!!! Great, see ya in the ER....

More than ever, people are actually trying to stay fit, and eat healthy. But old habits die hard, and people still crave the bullshit. Honestly, nobody should eat pizza because it's largely garbage that you don't need to be putting into your body...but if you're gonna eat shitty, at least eat healthy-shitty...that's the mindset. So you're largely eating bread, which isn't healthy for you. But at least there's some healthy shit on top of it.

>> No.7530169

>>7530150
There is literally not much unhealthy about a no-salt-added whole wheat vegan pizza.

>> No.7530174

>>7530150

>MUH BREAD

Shut the fuck up Atkins, your time ended.

>> No.7530184

lol at a certain point it's no longer a fucking pizza

>> No.7530196

>>7529743
lol, what a retard you are

>> No.7530204

>>7530150
>Honestly, nobody should eat pizza because it's largely garbage that you don't need to be putting into your body...

kill yourself

>> No.7530208

>>7529743
>blooming onion
>from olive garden
Bitch I don't even go to Outback Steakhouse or Olive Garden and I've been on this board long enough to knowwhich restaurant has what.

>> No.7530213

>>7529637
I'd be pissed too, they forgot the fucking kale.

>> No.7530583
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7530583

Coastfag """"""""""""""""""""""""""""" """""""""""food""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>> No.7530587

I don't see the problem with shit like this, if it's tasty

>> No.7530810

>>7529637
>Not looking at what the toppings are before ordering

You deserve it.

>> No.7531315

>>7529637
You literally made that up. No pizza place here has a "taste of California" option around. You just want to start another stealth politics thread and or CA hate thread.

>> No.7532123
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>> No.7532145

>>7529637

sounds pretty good to be honest

>> No.7532150

>>7529743

what about these evil 'conservatives'

i bet they consume all manner of expensive wines and quality meats

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7532154

>>7532150

these ones

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>>7532123
lol I worked in lettuce production for several years and that is too accurate

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>>7532150
>quality meats
Conservatives believe all food is exactly the same and nice things are a scam. To a conservitard, the only thing that makes meat "high quality" is the physical size of the piece.
>expensive wines
Wine is for French snobs, conservatives have a knee-jerk hate boner for anything vaguely French sounding. Pic related.

>> No.7532177

>>7532123

>be
>fiscal liberal
>social conservative
>love spinach

can confirm accuracy