/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Nope

OH for fucks sake. How'd I mess up this bad. I'm sorry.

I want Tharja to serve me her hair pie.

who is best cook in FE series?

>>7513626
Oscar, Flora, Caeldori, Jakob, and Dwyer.

>>7513626
You

>>7513626
Smee

greetings from maplestory general

>>7513643

Peri/Pieri is also a good cook too, she is from the most recent game fates.

>>7513653
LET'S COOKINGSTORY

I'm going to actually make this today.

Hello, good people of /ck/,

You're probably wondering why a Fire Emblem general thread is on your board. Well, the answer is simple, if a bit embarrassing.

/feg/ is going through a period of really bad shitposting right now. The creator of this thread is one of the trolls trying to draw attention to /feg/ to give the rest of us yet another headache to deal with. Therefore, it will be best for all who are involved if everybody reading this would please report the OP so that hopefully your fine moderation team will notice, delete the thread, and possibly ban the OP posthaste.

On behalf of the rest of /feg/, I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused to you as individuals or to your board as a whole.

Have a good night!

>>7513663
What the fuck is that.

>>7513665
Is he the roodypoo who spammed lewdcina OPs on /vg/ last year around this time?

>>7513670
It's cabbage, carrots, and broccoli blended into juice!

>>7513665
Don't worry

We'll quickly bury this under vegan, fast food and ja/ck/ threads

>>7513665
We know you're OP. Get the fuck out, faggot.

>>7513665
i like both FE and cooking. i see no reason why we cannot have this thread on here.

>>7513665

I am very sure the people here know what that this thread is a shitpost attempt

Do not worry.

>>7513679

Me too.

>>7513682
>Me too.

I meant that as in I like Fire Emblem. Obviously the thread does not belong here.

Nice, any new recipes to share?

So...what kind of subhuman would produce the best meat?

We've got Dragons, Hawks, Crows, Herons, Felines, Canines, Rabbits, Foxes, and Wolf Yeti Unicorn.

>>7513692

I bet Heron meat would be a delicacy.

>>7513698
dragon would no doubt be the most expensive. being nearly extinct and nearly impossible to kill....

>>7513702

But Herons were more scarce in the Tellius series. Dragons also have rough skin, it would be very hard to deal with.

>>7513706
>>7513702
Don't forget the Rabbits only have two known members left alive, even less than the Herons.

Plus I think it's the only actual meat on that list people regularly eat.

>>7513713

The laguz were capable of reproducing with humans. But I am not sure if the Heron can do that.

their bodies are very delicate. Reyson broke his hand punching Oliver.

>>7513713
>he doesn't regularly eat dragon meat

uncultured swine

God bless /ck/.

>people who eat dragon meat well done
disgusting. how can you subject yourself to that?

>>7513728
ANON DON'T PLEASE

>>7513719
>>7513728
>implying you have the money to buy or skill to slay a dragon

>>7513728
BLUE RARE
L
U
E

R
A
R
E

>>7513733
IT'S TOO LATE

YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

>>7513719
>>7513728
>>7513740

Have you guys ever had dragon meat that was cooked using the fire breath from another dragon? Shit's delicious.

>>7513733
>>7513743
stop fucking panicking it's a joke

>>7513743
I DIDN'T WANT THIS MEME CROSS-BOARD
PLEASE STOP

I'M SORRY

they say if you eat a dragon's heart, you gain immortality....

>Want to eat a taguel
>Only like two of them left
What do?

>>7513758

Well, they do say rabbits produce fast. Let's get to work.

>>7513755
They say if a dragon steals your heart you find out the weakness of wolves.

>>7513746
i got my friend to do that

he got roasted too but man was it good

>>7513755
How do you even prepare a heart properly? Would cooking it negate the immortality? Or does it come like pre-cooked because it's a dragon.

>>7513758
Breed them.

>>7513746

Doesn't work out so well when the dragon procs a crit and turns the meat to ashes.

POST YOUR FEFU AND YOUR FAVORITE MEAL

>LISSA
>SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS

>>7513768
raw ofc

>>7513761
>>7513768
How am I supposed to breed them if they're related?

>>7513770
>>7513765

Well those are the risks you take for top-quality food.

>>7513774
wincest

>>7513774
Obviously if Panne made Yarne with a human, it stands to reason that any coupling with a human produces another Taguel.

Breed them with humans.

>>7513573
This is awesome, nice fuck up OP

>>7513785

Morgan does not have any taguel features if Panne mothers her.

I think it is fair to say that they might just become humans at some point that way.

Better keep it between the ones that are more taguel than most.

>>7513779
i guess that's what he gets for his shitty speed growths. should probably recruit another dude with high-ass speed.

Hello people of /ck/!
Peri has prepared a meal for you! Please enjoy!

>>7513794
Morgan's the exception rather than the rule, I'd say.

Plus if Panne and Yarne have any dangerous recessive genes we don't want to exacerbate them with inbreeding, ideally we'd restore them to proper numbers and release them to live in the wild so we don't have to take care of them.

Then we hunt them down at our leisure for their meat.

>>7513802
>not a cheese sandwich with the crust cut off

smfh

>>7513802
sugoi!!!!!!

>>7513802

I found it weird. Peri is a very good cook but she does not like the cooking hat accessory.

Makes me feel kind of bad when I gave it to her.

>>7513803

They might be expecting that. Releasing them to the wild might not be the best idea.

It might be better to keep them in a ranch or farm.

>>7513802
Who is this steamin' demon?

Sweet, I love /ck/ and I'm currently playing Fire Emblem. Feeding Lilith rice balls has me wanting to make some myself.

>>7513804
>cutting the crust
i like my sandwiches whole

oh, you guys are here too, hmm, well i guess it's not a big deal

>>7513804
>>7513817

>Eating a sandwich on sliced bread

How do you prefer your steak? Right off the animal or charcoal?

>>7513813
Rice balls are good, you should try making them!

>>7513817
Not according to her amie lines. "I'm gonna make your favorite! A cheese sandwich, wiht the crusts cut off! Hehe!"

>>7513812
The best girl in Fire Emblem:Fates™

GET THE FUCK OUT YOU STUPID /feg/GOTS YOU PLAY GARBAGE LIKE AWAKENING AND FATES AND ONLY TALK ABOUT WAIFUS. GO PLAY IKE'S GAMES YOU CASUAL FAT TUBS OF LARD. I BET YOU CANT EVEN MAKE CEREAL WITHOUT IT CATCHING ON FIRE.

>>7513810
Good point. In that case, as long as there are no dangerous physical deformities, I guess we don't care about any mental handicaps they may develop via inbreeding.

So yeah, let's make 'em fuck. Once we get a decent crop, we can cull the weak and sickly ones and encourage the nice plump ones to breed.

how do cu/ck/s feel about chocolate

>>7513825
Hey man. That hurt man. Honestly why is this thread still up? I wish I had a kitchen cooking is fun.

>>7513827
sounds like a plan to me. is taguel jerky any good?

>>7513828
I like chocolate, but I'm picky with it. Who's the girl, though, she's cute?

>>7513837
Cordelia.

>>7513825
What if my favourite is Radiant Dawn and my waifu is in there?

>>7513837
Caeldori

>>7513827

Sounds good. Now let's expand. I think we should go for the Hawk tribe next.

>>7513825
But PoR is the 2nd best FE game

>>7513828
>see pic
>remember cordelia figure looks like shit
Suffering.

>>7513837
Caeldori.

>>7513845
don't play around it's not even out yet

>>7513836
Well they're basically giant rabbits, so it stands to reason taguel jerky would be the same as rabbit jerky.

Honestly considering they are about human sized, if they breed as fast as rabbits we could easily feed anyone cheap rabbit meat. I imagine the Kingdom that begins a Taguel breeding program will rapidly increase in size, and eventually hit industrialization in record time.

>>7513843
unless you got a good javelin arm those things are a bitch to catch

>>7513847
The paint looks like shit, anon. We'll never get a decent FE figure.

>>7513841
>>7513842
>>7513846

Pretty name either way, thank you. I know nothing about Fire Emblem but she's nice looking.

>>7513843
>hawk meat

Wouldn't it be stringy as shit? What can you even do with stringy meat, it always comes out awful.

>>7513851

I'm pretty good with a bow, we've got this covered.

/ck/, what's the best dish you can cook in Fates' Mess Hall feature?

Full list here: http://serenesforest.net/fire-emblem-fates/my-castle/restaurant/

>>7513825
Front Mission > Vandal Hearts > Ogre Battle > FF Tactics > Shit > Disgaea > Every Fire Emblem game before Awakening > Diarrhea > Diarrhea after eating Mexican food > Diarrhea after eating Indian food > Indian food > Every Fire Emblem game after and including Awakening

>>7513861
I can make literally all of that, but I've never made Vegetarian Chowder.

>eating vegetarian "food"

>>7513861

None of those dishes are particularly hard.

Fire Emblem Fates is the Jack's of the FE series

People who like bear meat have shit taste, and are probably faggots.

>>7513861
>he doesn't cook his dishes chosen-y
gotta embrace that culinary exalted bloodline.

>post a thread with original content and/or a legitimate cooking question worth discussing at length
>it gets drowned after twenty posts by the drunk who is allowed to keep several hundred post long threads about his cats and mediocre food

>someone accidentally posts a /vg/ thread on /ck/
>gets 80 posts in an hour

Oh

>>7513877
Has anyone eaten bear? It doesn't even sound good.

>>7513861
I can make a good bit of that, but what the fuck is a poached fish?

>>7513873
>>7513866
Of course the dishes aren't hard to make, the people making them are soldiers working in the kitchen, not chefs well except for a few soldiers who basically are chefs

>>7513861
If my Fire Emblem knowledge still holds true, Exquisite Poached Fish is the best thing on that list. Speed a best.

>>7513877
fuck you freddy i got your lord wrapped around my finger and i'll be eating my bear meat while he follows my every order

>>7513882
>accidentally

>>7513887

You can't spoiler on this board anon.

>/ck/ is casually discussing something off topic
i love this board and i don't even post on /ck/

Nobody likes you /vg/. You're even worse than /v/.

>>7513894
Oh, whoops
Never posted on /ck/ before

>CTRL F "cuck"
>0 results
Is /ck/!/feg/ better than /vg/!/feg/?

>My fort only has rice and cabbage
Is it even possible to make good food with just this?

>>7513861
Most of that sounds pretty good, but the best sounding ones?

>Steak with chutney
>Yellowtail with daikon
>Peach mochi
>Rice gratin

None of it is hard to make, though.

I haven't played this game ever, but I do want to try making all of this now. Damn it. Is the game worth playing?

>>7513884
It's gross. The flavor is nice, but the texture is kind of irredeemable and there's way too much fat. That said, bear gravy is fucking amazing.

>>7513898

It is okay. It is a common mistake for people who go outside of the more popular boards.

>>7513901

Rice is very good, it gives defense. So you have that at least. If you mean outside of game mechanics, and in a more realistic way. Then probably not.

>>7513900
>CTRL F "cuck"
>1 result

>>7513896

>>7513889
Depends. There are definitely some chapters in the newest game where Vegetable Salad comes in handy.

Poached Fish is still probably the best all-rounder, though I still have no idea what it is.

What husbando would be most likely to cum on your food?

>>7513900
Don't be such a cuck.

>>7513901
>>7513905


>rice and cabbage


Maybe some kimchi?

>>7513902
>Is the game worth playing?
Conquest is fantastic, a beginner might want to play Birthright, though.
Also worth checking out for newcomers are the GBA games (mostly just 7 and 8.)

>>7513906
I'M SORRY

>>7513902
The story is pretty bad across all three, but the gameplay and (some) characters are good.

>>7513902
>bear gravy is fucking amazing.

...how do you make gravy from meat?

>I went from the /feg/ thread on /a/ to /feg/ to /ck/

I want off this ride.

>>7513692

>poisoning your body with subhuman meat

>>7513912

Would be the most absolute barebones, but I guess so.

>>7513858
think we can roast those hawks like turkey? doesn't have to be november to be thanksgiving.

>>7513923
...Do you not know how to make your own gravy?

>>7513923

You don't know how real gravy is actually made, do you?

>>7513902
Play Conquest route and marry pic related, she's a master chef so she's perfect for /ck/folk

>>7513928
I dunno, I feel like hawk meat would be really dry no matter how you try to cook it.

>>7513933
she eats sandwiches without the crust no way im putting my dick in that

I want to impregnate elise so bad

>>7513923

You're in for quite a surprise when you learn how Gravy is made.

>>7513928

If it doesn't work we can always fall back on the Crow Laguz.

>>7513933

She is alright, but not as fun as Henry.

>>7513933
I was so intent on marrying Camilla but then Peri hit my right in the heart in every way.
Best girl/10

>>7513939
Wrong! She says that Kamui likes sandwiches without the crust! This is because Kamui is stupid! Peri enjoys the crust like any civilized person

>>7513929
>>7513931
I...thought I did, but apparently I don't.

Do you guys mean brown gravy? I only go with white gravy.

>>7513940
I want to be impregnated by my big brother so bad.

How do you fine gentlemen feel about Marth's sacrifice at the end of 紋章の謎 (Monshō no Nazo) or more commonly in English, Mystery of the Emblem? I think this is the point in the game where we see Marth's true shift in his character development from the spoiled prince he once was to the hero king many in the FE universe get to know him as. His elaborate characterization is one of the best in gaming, coming off as truly genuine. His sacrifice comes off as even more tragic as he will never get a chance to see his newly born son and the memory of Marth will only lie in his few companions he has traveled with the entire trilogy. Even most literary writers will never be able to capture the poetic essence of Marth's development. His tragic flaws, what he both gains and loses from those flaws, who he loses due to his flaws, well, that's what the Fire Emblem really is.

>>7513902
Absolutely.

As a fan of the franchise I was initially wary because the last game had a LOT of problems, and they split the game into two Pokemon-style for the first time. After playing it for a little while it's still got a lot of problems, some of them even worse than before (the writing in particular is pretty goddamn abysmal all around) but the gameplay is amazing. If you want a fun, tough-as-nails SRPG with permadeath on units, lots of character variety and some pretty great map design (probably the biggest fix from the last one) then I highly suggest picking it up.

I agree with >>7513915, though. Conquest is the one to get (much harder and much more fun) but it might not be the best entry to the franchise if you're not familiar. Instead of Birthright though I say just emulate Fire Emblem 7 on your computer. It runs great, it's one of the best in the series and it scales in difficulty really well over the course of the game so it makes a fantastic entry point. It lacks some of the fancier trappings of the newer games but the core gameplay is impeccable. Plus the stories for most of the games are self-contained, with some occasional crossovers and arcs over the course of one or two at a time.

Sorry for the rant. I love this franchise.

Maybe you can help me out, as long as I'm in this clearly superior thread. I can barely cook soup but I want to learn to prepare stuff so that I can spend less money and eat healthier. What's the /ck/ recommended starting point for a beginner?

>>7513915
>>7513918
Looking at the character roster, I like pretty much all of them. I'll check it out, thank you.

>>7513900
Cuck is pretty much just used in reference to ja/ck/ here.

>>7513923
A-Anon, um... That's how you make gravy. With meat. And fat.

>>7513933
She has cute hair.

>>7513889
>>7513909
actually if you have someone who's a good cook, like Jakob or Peri, it's better to cook Fried Fish, Sushi, or Rice Gratin (+1 Spd and +1 Def) since the max any dish can give you is +2 to any stat.

>>7513955
is blatant advertising allowed on boards where it's not related to the board's topic

>>7513937
there's always other subhumans.

how's wolf meat?

>>7513963
Fuck that, I said bad stuff about it too. The game is fun but the story is one of the worst of any game I've ever played and I've played through every Fallout game.

>>7513971
the whole "buy buy buy conquest now" since you know how badly it's selling is pretty incriminating senpai

>>7513950

Of course. Brown gravy is made from fat drippings off cooked meat.

>>7513971
>the story is one of the worst of any game I've ever played and I've played through every Fallout game.

I seriously hope you're not talking about FO1 and FO2

>>7513943
Henry a best boy
Peri a best girl
Making blood pudding with Henry and Peri!

>>7513974
To be fair, 3ds pirating is really simple nowadays.

Whats /ck/s favorite tea?

>>7513976
Ofc not I meant the Bethesda ones

>>7513974
lol that's why I mentioned FE7 instead of Birthright and paying 80 dollars to have a better entry point to the franchise

just homebrew your 3DS and pirate it or whatever my point is the game's a lot of fun desu desu

>>7513986
Milk oolong

>>7513955
http://www.ck.booru.org/index.php
Here you go.

>>7513986

Oolong

>>7513975
White gravy is essentially made from the same, primarily with bacon grease though. I can't imagine trying to make gravy without it.

>>7513955
I'll emulate Fire Emblem 7 to start off with, thank you!
And don't worry, I don't mind the rant at all, it's nice to see people passionate about stuff they like.

But for your question - cooking really isn't that hard once you get a hang of how flavors work. Soups are a good way to get started with cooking for sure - beef stews are hard to mess up but easy to figure out flavors for. I'd say to start out with making soups, and use bases like pre-made stocks at first until you get more comfortable with it. That said! The booru has lots of helpful stuff. http://www.ck.booru.org/index.php

>>7513986
I don't drink a lot of tea, but I like peach and ginger black tea.

>>7513986

Sasuga of someone who wants to be a hairy barbarian.

Why is this thread still up
Why is this better than normal /feg/
Why is /ck/ so nice

>>7513992
>>7513997
I'll check this website out for sure, thanks Anons. This is a great board.

>>7514000

It is very slow here. So you get less of the unsavory types.

>>7514000
/ck/ is just /v/ with food

>>7514003
less of the salty and more of the sweet

>>7514000

>why is /ck/ so nice

You wouldn't say that if you posted a vegan foods thread.

You guys like pickles?

Which characters have the best food supports?

>>7514008
Who would willing go to a vegan food thread?

>>7514008
What kind of idiot would post a vegan foods thread in a board dedicated to cooking?

cu/ck/

>>7513974
>how badly it's selling

It's already sold more than Awakening, both versions of the game have.

>>7514007

Well put.

>>7514008

That is the exception.

>>7514011
>What kind of idiot
vegans

>>7514010
>>7514011

>>7514016
but that's a lobster

>>7514016
Walhart was a vegetarian, not a vegan.

>>7514000
>Why is /ck/ so nice
we are mostly women here. :)

desu conquest's story isn't even that bad, people like to exaggerate because people nowadays live and breathe power fantasies, so they hate being made to feel helpless by the plot

>>7514014

>exception

Or a /fit/ diet thread, or a pizza thread, or a jack thread, or an indian foods thread...

>>7514009
Effie

Pickles are dirt trash

Okay cu/ck/s I love the taste of salt and want some salty food, what's the dish for me?
>>7514016
The difference is Walhart is a god among men

>>7514000
Hospitality is our game nerd.

>>7514000
Haha, I wouldn't say /ck/ is all that nice, but we are a little more chill than some of the other boards I've seen. Like >>7514003 said, it's also slow so it's a bit less harsh than it could be.

>>7514009
Pickles are good, but I prefer pickled things more than actual..pickles, I guess. Pickled cabbage is the best.

>>7514025
Yeah. Pizza threads and diet threads turn into wrecks super fast. Indian foods always get trashed on too. I'm not a fan of some Indian food - there's a spice they use that I'm not a fan of, dunno the name - but it gets a lot of unneeded hate.

>>7514030
What kind of salty? Fried salty, pickled, or preserved salty?

>>7514039
Whichever salty you think's best man, I have no preference

>>7514025

>Indian foods thread

The only real problem I have with Indian foods is the smell. Those threads do not deserve to turn out the way they do.

>>7514030
Walhart is an idiot

good luck beating any of the gods or sorta-gods in a one-on-one fight without having a weapon blessed by another one

>>7513953
me too

cutest crustacean

>>7514045
If Walhart hadn't been stopped by Chrom and the others he would have turned Plegia into the parking lot it deserved to be, and Validar's plans would have died with him.

>>7514045

>implying walhart didn't bless his own weapon

>>7514045
alm had a falchion as well and walhart might have alm's blood which might be enough to use naga's falchion
i think that would be cool, like fuuga threatening to take your yato and kill garon himself with it

what food is she eating?

>>7514030
Pink Himalayan.

>>7514052
Okay, you've got me. I guess there's something to be said about prevention

>>7514054
corrin pls go

>>7514045

Walhart would have flattened Validar before his plan could come to fruition.

Did you see how willing Validar was to fund Chrom and give him ships?

>>7514059
A chiwwa. Can you not read nihongo?

>>7514059
heehee it looks like a peepee

>>7514042
Depending on where you get it, kimchi tends to be pretty salty, but it's one of those hit-or-miss foods. You either hate it or you love it. Either way, I'd say try it. If you're not opposed to the idea of preserved fish, I'd say trying that too. I'm personally not a fan, but I can see the appeal in it.

>>7514059
I...It looks like either a tamale or a churro, but..wet? I'm not sure what's going on there.

>>7514013
http://www.amazon.com/gp/bestsellers/videogames/2622269011/
http://www.amazon.com/gp/most-wished-for/videogames/2622269011/
http://www.amazon.com/b/ref=s9_ri_bw_brwse/177-2572494-6511715?_encoding=UTF8&node=12591944011&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER

There is nothing wrong with being outsold by the scooby doo team pack

>>7513955
I very much enjoyed Conquest myself yeah. The story was pretty shit but I liked most of the characters. I have yet to play the others though.

>>7513749
Too bad, I'm an outsider and I already saved it.

It will be useful since Marth is my main.

>>7514059
Cumilla loves meat

>>7513986
Blueberry green tea. Shits good.

>>7514083
Don't worry, the story doesn't get much better, although everyone is slightly less retarded in Revelations.

>>7514009
>posting the inferior version
I gotcha back familam

>>7514083

Conquest is the best route game-play wise, but with the other route you can have more replayability since you can grind.

But Birthright kinda drags on near the end, the maps feel very uninspired and open like Awakening.

>>7514095
Blueberry green tea? Is that a real thing sounds delicious. Got a favorite brand or something?

>>7514079
I was talking about the initial sales wave, both dwarfed Awakening and combined they were just even more. Or at least that's what every site I checked said.

But sales are irrelevant really, especially when one of the best games in the series (Thracia 776) is by far the worst-selling.

https://youtu.be/1wjaX0orUSM

I refuse to buy something with such a shitty localization.

What does Wolfskin meat taste like?

>>7514105
>implying that isn't hilarious

>>7514097
Speaking of pickles, does anyone have that /v/ screenshot of a greentext describing an anon having digestive problems from eating too much pickles?

>>7514059
>>7514067

>chiwwa

Apparently you cannot read it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chikuwa

>>7514101
I think it's made by Yogi and called "Blueberry Slimlife" or something like that. It's sold in the natural section I think.

It's been my go to for several years.

>>7514109
Lots of fat.

>>7514105
>buy
>he hasn't hacked his 3ds already

>>7514109

Like garbage.

>>7514109
i want to eat velouria in a very non-sustenancial way

>>7514079
Isn't Fates over a month old now? Both of them being in the top 20 still is pretty nice for a B list Nintendo franchise.

Birthright is the easier game and the better entry point so it's not surprising to see it doing better too.

>>7514109
Dog, I guess?

Not that I'd know, dog's one of those things I absolutely refuse to ever eat.

>>7513822
Half done.

>>7514113
That's..odd. It sounds interesting, though. Another thing to try I guess!

>>7514105

It is a shame. That c support was really good in the Japanese version.

It showed that both of them felt guilt for what they did as a living.

I want to eat Niles's shiitake.

>>7514102
>especially when one of the best games in the series (Thracia 776)

YOU.

You are my friend.

I'm confused the url says /ck/ but I'm on /vg/???

>>7514128
>eating your husbando's penis
Get the gore outta here. Now cum on the other hand.

>>7514022
show me the inside of your vagina

>>7514109

Shit.

>>7514128
>tfw no Japanese VAs
>tfw no DIO best boy

>>7514138
how many breads do you think niles has eaten in his life?

>>7514102
Only reason Thracia sold like shit is because it was released way after the SNES was already dead and people already moved to the N64 and PS1 and Saturn. FE4 sold well so Thracia probably would have sold well too had it been released around the same timeframe.

>>7514132
I was kind of disappointed Fates capturing doesn't work the same way as Thracia capturing when I first played it.

>>7514133
Yeah this kind of popped out of nowhere lol. Surprised it hasn't been deleted yet but I guess sharing my love for this series without having to go to the cesspool of /v/ or /vg/ is nice.

>>7514142
His past life isn't all bread and lolipops.

>>7514134
I was mostly talking about his eyepatch but I wouldn't mind some gore.

>>7514138
>tfw no delicious Koyasu voice
I wish I wasn't stuck with the NoA version but I can always just listen to his japanese amie lines in youtube.

>>7514102
don't forget the other competitors for best game in the series also did poorly (PoR and RD)

>>7514145

I think that would be Gaius.

>>7514143
Is that so? I actually didn't know that.

You learn something new every day I guess. Damn shame, because I while I love FE4 too Thracia was the bomb and it deserved to sell better.

>>7514109
What does actual dog-meat taste like? No, seriously.

>>7514154
You can visit Korea, you know.

>>7514144
Fates capturing is still cool though, I like that they made it the complete opposite of Thracia's (No weapons, get unit instead). Using generics is pretty cool, especially on Lunatic where they have nice stats, skills, and godly Weapon Ranks.

Reminder that subhumans are only good for culinary pursuits

>>7514152
thracia wasn't even available physically at first and released in fucking 1999. Imagine that.

>>7514157
Give me based Rallyman any day.

>>7513581
fucking lmao

>>7514150
Oh yeah I forgot those too. The Ike games were awesome as well.

I like most games in the series actually (I never played the first three yet though). Recent games have gone a little too waifu-heavy for me but I still liked them.

>>7514157
Yeah it's neat, the disappointment was only brief don't get me wrong.

>>7514154
I hate that I know the answer to this, but it's just very .. plain. Like, how most meats have a distinctive flavor? Dog doesn't. It's got a steak-ish texture, but no real flavor to it.

>Go to /ck/
>/feg/ is here
>It's on page 1 even
>With over 200 posts
Great mods we have on this website.

>>7513665

>implying every single thread on /vg/ isn't circle jerking, furry porn and shit posting

>>7514166
their work is consistent with their pay

>>7514166
What's even sadder is that this thread has been better than 99% of Fire Emblem threads on relevant boards.

>>7514166
Honestly this thread is pretty tame, most of these posts have something to do with food at least

>>7514166
Although this does explain why there are annoying as fuck generals on /ck/.

>>7514169
Deader generals are okay minus maybe circlejerking since it's always the same people posting.

>>7513665
>your fine moderation team

>>7514180

true.

Terraria, binding of isaac, and other indie game gens are pretty chill

I missed starbound gen too because of how panned that game was.

>>7513863
SMT: Devil Survivor > all that shit you said

:^)

>this thread is STILL up
you guys are alright

Why is there some weeb shit on my cooking board?

>>7514191

More like, everybody is too lazy to bother reporting it.

>FE thread accidentally posted to /ck/
>It's the best FE thread in a long time
>meanwhile on /v/
>WHYFOO FAGS RUINING MUH FE
>meanwhile on /vg/
>cuck cuck trip back on cuck cuck siliasfag cuck cuck
I really hate this fucking fanbase.

>>7514187
Honestly any general that isn't supported by waifufags/fujos and/or /soc/ shit is okay. I'm not sure what it is about that kind of thing that stirs up so much shitposting.

>>7514159
I want to tie Jill up and watch her get gangbanged by a pack of beastmen

>>7514194
We have cooking related stuff!

>>7513863
>Disgaea that high
>FFT that high

I disagree.

>>7514006
Anon, /v/ is already like that.

Although no one has shitposted about ketchup on steak so far, so that makes /ck/ better than /v/.

>>7514199
Stay the fuck away from Jill

>>7514197
>We went from belkafag to cuckposting in no time flat
Honestly, I wish the mods would just kill us already.

>>7514197
90%+ of "gamers" are like that
I just want to talk about video games but everybody has to bully each other

>>7514200
Jakob looks friendly. I like his getup. Is he the series butler?

>>7514204
i bet this character would put ketchup on steak

>>7514197
>Accidentally posted to /ck/
>Accidentally

>>7514197
In /v/'s defense they are somewhat right, though they're ruining threads and not the actual games desu.

Oh yeah.
>Accidentally

How is Selkie, a fox, a better cook than Velouria, a wolf, given her character?

Do you think Lucina is a good cook?

I've had sex with Kokonoe

>>7514218
Something something beauty people can usually cook decently

What are some "juicy" foods?

>>7514194
Literally everybody on 4chan is a weeb.

You either find out about this site through /a/, /v/ or /b/ and then you branch out.

>>7514225
....tomatoes?

/ck/ what are some good tomato based foods I can give to my tomato loving little brother?

>>7514230
/v/ and /b/ aren't strictly weeb boards.

>>7514233
Spaghetti.

What in the world?

>>7514233
Bruschetta

GET OUT GAMER WEEBS

REEEEEEEE

>>7514233
Bisque is good!

>>7514237

So what are you guys cooking for dinner? I made some lamb chops, rice, and brussel sprouts.

>>7514237
>not able to talk about cooking and weeb games at the same time

>>7514211
He's a meanie to everyone that's not his lord.

Butlers didn't exist in FE before Fates, so just that game

>almost 300 replies
FUCKING MODS

>>7514253
>They don't exist on /ck/
>They don't exist on /vg/
Is /a/ the only moderated board?

>>7514237
>implying frederick wasn't a butler in heart.

>>7514244
Roasted asparagus, grilled orange duck breast and arugula citris salad. Kinda obnoxiously fancy, but it's a birthday dinner so whatever.

>>7514251
Huh. Well, he does look kinda smug, but-- okay, "Crying won't bring your family back." Jeez, Jakob. Harsh.

>>7514260
he was better at slicing people in half than cooking bear meat

Uhh what is this? Where's the food?

>>7514265
look through the thread there's plenty of food

What's this semen demon's favorite food

>>7514267

Anything, as long as it tastes chosen-y.

>>7514267
She looks like she likes carbs, she's thick-thighed. Probably likes bread a lot.

Bread is really good though, so I can hardly judge.

>see this thread
>then look at the equivalent on the relevant board
Why is it that threads are often better on boards where they would be off-topic than they are on boards made for them?

>>7514234
Nah, spaghetti is Takumi's food.

>>7514241
it looks like a big mac

>>7514273
>there will never be another anime as good as corey in the house
Just kill me senpai

>>7514272

because it's not the same circle jerking fuck parade that a handful of autists shitpost about, you actually get relevant questions and opinions of the topic from people who might be genuinely curious

>>7514261
Your birthday?

>>7514272
Okay, maybe caprese salad.

>>7514275
oh man this is such an epic meme XD

>>7514271
I love bread waaaaaaaaaaaaay too much, I overeat on dinner rolls whenever we have a family gathering for the holidays

>>7514272
Because people on boards made for these threads have already talked these topics to death. When it's in an off topic place, new people ask questions and allow discussion.

It's a shame, but that's the way it is.

>>7514261
Happy Birthday! (If the dinner is for you and not someone else)

Cinnamon rolls are delicious. Especially with pumpkin frosting

>>7514280
>tfw love starches way too much
>For thanksgiving most of the dishes were pure starchy goodness
>Mac and cheese, cornbread stuffing, mashed potatoes, all that good shit
I love Thanksgiving but I always gain weight during the holidays.

>>7514278
Yup! Pop some confetti for me in spirit, I guess.

>>7514280
Haha, same here. Bread is way too good. I love rolls but hard breads are amazing too.

>>7514281
Thank you!

>>7514267
my spooge

who here's ready for thread #2

>>7514280
Why does everyone love bread so much? I'm so tired of it and I have to eat it every time I eat at somebody's else place because they can't have enough of it, it's driving me mad.

>>7514282
The guy who said it looked like they pasted Oboro's head on Elise's body was right.

>>7514284
Happy birthday anon.

>>7514286
You aren't supposed to make this a thing

>>7514286
Don't

>>7514286
>/feg/'s 2nd homeboard becomes /ck/
I wouldn't mind desu

>>7514286
No no let this be a one time thing despite how nice it is.

>>7514288
Thank you, Anon!

>>7514282
That reminds me, I want to make pecan cinnamon rolls soon. I haven't tried it with pumpkin before, though.

>>7514261
Happy birthday, anon.

>>7514286
Let's not. It's a nice thread but we all know it isn't really meant to be.

>>7514288
Yeah it really looks much more natural.

>>7514282
I'd give that cinnamon roll my frosting

>>7514298
Please no...leave that in VG

>>7514297
Thank yooou!

>>7514286
I wouldn't say make another /feg/ thread here, but if you wanted to make a thread about fictional cooking in general (or pertain it to video games) it'd be on-topic! And a good time in general. I like fiction cooking threads.

>>7514286
If you want to make another /feg/ in an odd place, do it on another semi slow and laid back board that isn't /ck/

This thread is a perfect example of why cuteposting and its ilk needs to be banished to /c/.

>>7514299
what's wrong she is an adult

>>7514306
[s4s] here we go?

Goddamn, I just finished playing some Birthright. This is fucking hilarious.

>>7514286
/ck/ is nice because there are less of you. Don't bring your garbage posters from other boards here.

>>7514324
Anything but the shitposting boards

I can't believe this thread hit bump limit before getting deleted.

Thread is 404ing, post OTPs

>>7514377
All the 78 IPs who posted here deserves to be banned for shitposting instead of ignoring and reporting.

>>7514386
Including you.

>>7514383
Good taste.

What's this?
>found ladle

Is the NOA localization really that bad?

>>7514477
Yes.

>>7514383
Seth looks kinda weird there

>>7514477
Not really, people overstate it alot

>>7514491
>Seth
That's Ephraim

>>7514503
But that's forbidden love