/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7480034

FUCK YOU NIGGER

MAGA

One slice has peanut butter the other slice has jelly then you put the two slices together

>>7480034
Order doesn't matter if you put each on a different slice of bread.

peanut butter, though I'm not sure why

The jelly cleans off the knife easier than the peanut butter. I can just thoroughly wipe it in the bread so I don't get any mixage.
Also if put both on the same slice of bread then you're a filthy animal and your handler shouldn't let you on the computer.

The peanut butter goes on before the jelly.

My logic is that the jelly has to be refrigerated, while the peanut butter doesn't. You put the peanut butter on one side of the bread, then use the other side as a napkin to get the excess of the knife. Then you scoop out the jelly, and any small peanut butter residue particles will be properly refrigerated inside the jelly.

If you do it the other way around you are literally asking for mold.

>>7480034
Jelly first, since I can clean the knife on the other slice of bread.

>>7480034
>peanut butter on both pieces
>jelly in middle
So the jelly doesn't seep through the sandwich and you can also seal the peanut butter so it also doesn't fall out the back if you're really loading up the sandwich like a fatass

>not putting honey on your peanut butter and jelly

>>7480047
>Not using two knives

How poor are you?

Here's the real question:

Do you spread the goods with a knife or a spoon?

>>7480077
Peanut butter: knife
Jelly: spoon

You'd be a mong to do it any other way

>>7480077
>spreading with a spoon
>can't cut the bread afterwards

Want the real question?

Diagonally or horizontally?

>>7480092
>Cutting your sandwich

Don't be a baby, anon. Eat the crusts like a big boy.

I like a persimmon and rutabaga paste on black toasted rye three grams of nutmeg and a slice of lime.

>>7480098
>implying I cut off the crust
>implying the corner of a diagonally sliced piece of bread doesn't have superior mouthfeel

>>7480104
Why don't you cut the entire sandwich into little triangles then you absolute madman

>>7480117
>implying I have enough time to cut the sandwich into little triangles
>implying one diagonal cut doesn't have the best mouthfeel:time ratio for a patrician PB&J&H sandwich

Peanut butter on bread with a knife, jelly on peanut butter with a long handled spoon. This way allows me to stack the two pieces of bread on a small plate while I make the sandwich and avoid getting crumbs on the counter.

>>7480034
peanut butter first on the bottom slice

then spread the jelly on the top slice

then lay out the crispy bacon on top of the peanut butter and lay the jelly slice on top

>>7480138
I did this once and it was the grossest thing ever. Still haven't tried it with candied bacon though.

Smooth peanut butter on the top slice, crunchy peanut butter on thr bottom, get a new knife and spread jelly on the smooth side.

>>7480130
I think we're getting too deep into PB&J science with mouthfeel:time ratios

such is /ck/

>>7480142
I don't understand

I'm addicted to the stuff, it transforms the PB&J sandwich into food of the Gods

there's a reason Elvis loved it

>>7480047
Wow, gay.

Peanut butter sticks to the knife better, so that bit you missed doesn't get in the jam jar.

We have good PB so we don't need no jellyjello on it.

>>7480034
I like extra PB (approx 2:1) so PB goes first on my sammich.

use the jelly first, it's harder to get peanut butter off the knife than jelly. Otherwise the jelly container will have peanut butter in it

>>7480077
>using a knife or a spoon like a pleb
>not using the proper tool for the job
/ck/: plebs and wanna be chefs

>be in high school
>put into communications class
>paired off for technical writing exercise
>one writes instructions for making peanut butter and jelly sandwich, the other follows them *exactly*
>actually do the assignment
>everyone else uses prior knowledge
>they think I'm special when I take a couple and assemble exactly to shitty spec

Peanut butter on both slices and jelly in the middle.

>>7480034
one slice gets peanut butter, the other slice gets peanut butter, and then you fold both of them in half

>>7480034
cheese and peanut butter on the outside and chocolate syrup and butter on the inside

>>7480071
>not going for a nice peanut butter nutella 'wich

>not making your own jelly

>>7480130
>PB&J&H
>&H
Ham?

Lifehack: If you don't have any peanut butter, use an avocado.

>>7480893

Peanut butter on both sides and jelly in the middle.

>>7480887
hummus

>>7480898
He looks very overdressed.

>>7480034
I put jelly on one slice, then I wipe the knife on the other piece to get the jelly off. Then I reuse the same knife to put the peanut butter on that piece.

The jelly wipes off cleaner. Using peanut butter first usually means using two utensils, or getting peanut butter in your jelly.

>>7480092
>says "real question"
>misses obvious question

Smooth or crunchy?

>>7480990
>Smooth or crunchy?
Yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3HehLKqxsY

herewego

>>7480034
Both slices coated with a thin layer of PB to prevent jelly moisture to go into the bread as much as possible. Then jelly on one of these slices. Assemble. Eat. Repeat.

>put bowl on a scale
>set to grams
>carefully spoon out one serving of jelly
>clean spoon
>carefully spoon out one serving of peanut butter
>clean spoon
>grab wisk
>wisk together until combined
>clean wisk
>get knife a one slice of white bread
>cut bread into cubes
>top pb&j mixture with bread cubes
>get spoon
>scoop spoonfuls of pb&j with bread cubes directly into mouth

>>7480990
People who prefer smooth peanut butter ought to just fucking kill themselves

>>7480034
I only do it on one side
I create a thin base of peanut butter, then set up 4 walls to keep the spoonful of jelly mexicans in
then I put the other bread slice on top

>>7480887
>>7480928
You fuckers never had a peanut butter jelly and happy (little babies) sandwich before?

>eating peanut butter
>when Nutella exists

>>7480937
you look very underdressed

>>7480034
I put peanutbutter on first, then jelly. The reason for this is because...

If you put peanut butter on first, then you get some peanut butter in your jelly, MAYBE. Whatever's left on the knife doesn't fall off easily.

However,

If you put jelly on first, then you will almost definitely get some jelly in the peanut butter, which then dries up, and you may get a chunk of dried jam in your sandwich at some later point, which is actually pretty gross.

>>7481381

>>7481381
nah.
Nutella is mostly palm oil and sugar isolate, with less protein than the fruit I'm putting on the sandwich.
Peanut butter is way better.

peanut butter goes on both sides of the bread, jam in the middle

else the bread gets soggy

>>7480056
This

three slices whole grain bread, two different nut butters, no jelly. Fresh fruit and/or no-sugar-added preserves. Sometimes other stuff like cock sauce, mango chutney, basil, etc.

Has anyone figured out a way to make warm PB&Js that aren't runny? Maybe I just need to find the right peanut butter.

>>7481964
>assemble sandwich
>cook in pan with butter like a grilled cheese
WA-WALU-WA-LA

>>7480047
This.
>>7480056
This.
>>7480077
spoon u fricken weirdo
>>7480092
Diagonal master race
>>7480098
>implying
>>7480104
This.
>>7480117
It's PB&J, not tea sandwiches, ya goofball.
>>7480138
I only like bacon on my ketchup and sriracha sandwiches.
>>7481377
wat

>>7481968
I don't see how that would help.

>>7481964
zap it

Put the jelly on one slice of bread, then use the same spoon to put the peanut butter on, that way you don't get peanut butter in your jelly, or jelly in your peanut butter.

>>7480034
The true and ultimate final form of the peanut butter sandwich is constructed from:
Bread
Peanut Butter
Leftover Spaghetti Bolognaise from the night before

Refry a small amount of the spaghetti and meat sauce from the night before in olive oil, while toasting the bread. Turn off stove and set pan of spaghetti aside for a moment. Slather toast liberally with crunchy peanut butter and pile with refried spaghetti and meat sauce. Close the sandwich and press it together (you may want to wrap it in wax paper first if you overfilled it).

This sandwich is a path to the true understanding of peanut butter.

>>7480034
I generally do pb first, then wipe the knife on the other piece of bread. I wipe the jelly off lightly on the pb since it comes off so easily, then cut the sammich. Usually down the middle but I like varying it too since I eat a lot of pbjs.

>>7480034
What the fuck nigger? Jelly first so you can rinse the knife. What other possibility is to be considered seriously?

>>7480726
Anon are you me? That's literally me irl tbhfam.

>>7480034
PB on the toast slice.
Jelly on the regular slice.

WA LA

>>7480034
>What goes on first, the peanut butter or the jelly?
Hint: It's not called a "JPB" for a reason.

>What's your logic behind the order?
The jelly gets soaked up by the bread slices easier making it soggy. Putting the jelly last (or sandwiched between two layers of PB on each side) minimizes cases of soggy PBJ.

>>7483540
>or sandwiched between two layers of PB on each side
>being a homosexual faggot
Have fun with your gay sandwich sliding everywhere you fucking turbo nigger

>>7480077

toothbrush

>>7482251
>PB on the toast slice.
My wife is Vietnamese and this is what she eats at breakfast occasionally -- just a slice of toasted bread with peanut butter.

If I'm planning to eat it right then and there, I'll just put jelly on one, peanut butter on the other. If I'm packing it for a lunch, I put peanut butter on both slices, and then the jelly so the jelly doesn't soak through the bread.


ANYTHING ELSE IS OBJECTIVELY WRONG.

>>7480034
>>7480056 answered for me in less words.

Jelly one one slice first, and PB on the other. Obviously you want to do the jelly first as it wipes off the knife, but who the fuck wouldn't put them on separate slices?

>>7484653
This has nothing to do with her being vietnamese anon. Plenty of nonviets enjoy bread.

>not mixing your peanut butter and jam in a bowl before spreading it on.

I thought better of you /ck/

OUTTA MY WAY PLEBIANS

BREAD
PEANUT BUTTER
JELLY/JAM
SLICED BANANA
BREAD

>>7484858
To be honest, I've never thought to try this.

Jam ruins peanut butter, a good nutter butto can literally make me cum. The only time I've enjoyed jam was when it was on a croissant I had after dinner with a thin layer of cream under it.