/ck/ - Food & Cooking

i have a strange affinity for cheap canned pasta products.

i think they're charming for some reason.

>>7434815

A whole fucking tomato? Dude that shit is cash!

>>7434815

>2016
>being overwhelmed and without resolve by the ability to eat dinner, food -- at leisure

>>7434815
I made pudding and ate it, then spent half the night alternating between the toilet and my computer.

>>7434815
>grow up in a country that served shit like this to kids in school
>now get this weird comfort feeling whenever I eat canned pasta products.

i just bought my m soon-to-be dinner at the train station. at least its "fresh" (aka not dried) ravioli.

it wont go off within an hour when its 6° outside, will it

>>7434815
It would be depressing if it was Heinz instead of Watties, kiwibro.

>>7435210
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

>>7434815
What really gets me is that it was opened upside down.

>>7435285
godverdomme waarom koop je die troep bij de ah

ga naar een andere winkel

The most depressing dinner Ive ever had was a Chocolate Soldier and bag of chips. I remember being really sad at the time.
Does anybody remember these?

>>7434815
Leftover chinky white rice and Beanee Weenees.

Add some hot sauce and it's not bad

>>7435310
waar de fuck moet ik t anders halen dan
op station heb je alleen maar AH joh

>>7434815
>open the can at the bottom for extra upvotes

could you be more of faggot?

>>7435346
Someones angwee for no reason

>>7435349
Sorry I lost my job yesterday :(

Only had one tortilla last night. stuffed it with ground turkey seasoned with a taco packet with some cheese and Marie Sharps (a fucking bomb hot sauce from Belize).

Burt my last tortilla pretty bad.

>>7435350
What was the first thing you ate after finding out?

>>7435336
I love beans.

>>7435392

>>7435372
I haven't eaten yet, been a bit depressed so I drank 2/3 of a bottle of Mt Gay rum.
Thinking about ordering some pizza while I scour the job market though.
I must admit, I do feel free at the moment.

>>7435410
Your first day as a hikki begins.

>>7435359
Check out Melinda's from Costa Rica.
Carrot is the base on it.

>>7435415
What the heck is that?

>>7435424
Marie Sharps has a carrot base as well, but the main pepper is habanero. It's surprisingly not too hot.

I mostly juggle between that and Tabasco. I'm picky with sauce.

>>7435336
>beans
>implying chili

>>7435431
More than half of 4chan's userbase.

>>7435415
>>7435431
Never mind, I googled it.
Why would I become a recluse? Lol, mate you're being an idiot, I love people!

>>7435433
I think Marie Sharps is more something that would be on food network, Melinda's is a bit harder to find. They use habaneros or scotch bonnets as well with a bit of lime.

I've bought stores out of their stock when I can find it. I can go though those bottles like shit through a goose.

>>7435359
>Marie Sharps
thank you for the tip. in exchange here are two god-tier hot sauces for you
(1/2)

>>7435446
not hot, but amazing
(2/2)

just ate some canned anchovies with week old bread

>>7435394

>>7435330
my nigga

>>7435446
>>7435449
Thanks, the problem is finding them, unless I mail order.

>>7435457
It's well worth ordering them. They're both made in my town and can't be bought any way else. If you only try one, try the Monkey Oil

>>7435210
I-Is that vase filled with pasta?

Not the most depressing but when I was super poor I made split peas with just the peas, water, and a packet of taco seasoning and ate with cheap hot sauce. Pretty good desu. Got more depressing as the week went on though. I kept diluting it so by the 5th day it was just green water with hot sauce. Still tasted decent but probably zero nutritional value. Mostly just something to do to keep me distracted from the pangs of hunger.

>>7435210
>from a freaking vase
This is some next level shit desu

>>7435336
im all about that stagg life but yeah I agree, a can of chili from time to time is just fine with me, as long as I got some crackers.

>>7435470
You've never had a bad day, went home and just went to town on a vase of spaghetti?

>>7434821
lol i feel the same way about those little single serving bag of chips

>>7435488
AHAHA

best post in the thread so far desu sempai

>>7435336
good shit. i pour it over fritos and top it with shredded cheese

>>7434821
how old are you? I mean, I could see that. all that chef boyardee stuff and the like is reminiscent of 50's america. those must have been cuter times.

>>7435455
LMAO no way it actually looks like that, but i guess that's a given

>>7435210
>A FUCKING VASE

There's no coming back now anon

>>7435338
jij vuile kanker-aap, alles is beter dan die troep van de AH, kijk eens naar wat lokale winkeltjes aanbieden, jij bent vast zo'n zwarte kanker neger of marrokaan, KYS

>>7435336

I will eat canned chili over white rice on a rare occasion.

I regularly eat a corner shop meal deal for dinner. A sandwich, drink and a snack for £3.20. Tastes like stress.

KD with hot dogs I guess. it's not really depressing though, it's damn good.

Most of this

http://pundo3000.com/werbunggegenrealitaet3000.htm

>>7435794
nothin wrong with a sandwich and chips bro. everyone eats simple shit like that when they're stressed/depressed/feeling lazy

I can top that shit anyway.
Maybe once or twice a month I'll make some instant mashed potatos and get a frozen package of green giant teriyaki mixed veggies and slop it all together in a bowl. don't even gaf.

>two microwaveable single-serving cups of mac and cheese
>water

This has been every single meal I have eaten for the last week since my meal plan ran out

Depressing and tasty

>>7435883
meal plan?

also why do you only eat that can't you get some other canned stuff to break it up?

>>7435889
College

I like mac and cheese, I don't need anything else senpai

totino's party pizza . I remember having them as a kid and it just always seemed like it was missing something.

Can't believe no one's posted beef stew over rice. satisfying AND depressing.

can't believe how much sodium is in that shit though.

I'm not going to take a picture but

>chop, season and fry 2lb chicken breasts
>store half the chicken for tomorrow
>fry portabello mushrooms in hot chicken pan with some butter
>combine
wa-la

>>7435905
I will die unhappy because I will never have the zesty italian flavor again.

I eat this pretty regularly, around once a week. that crust tho.

>>7435912
wow how depressing

??

>>7435349
watch out we got a badass here

>>7435926
sorry, two ingredients is pretty boring to someone who can cook

>>7435670

lol.

>lokale winkeltjes....

in de grotere steden is dat alleen maar Ali en Achmed.

>>7435931
I just don't know why you're pretending you've never eaten a frozen pizza or something before is all.

>>7435912
Sounds fairly standard, no one cooks great food every night. Well seasoned it might actually be good.

Nothing is more depressing than a 20 chicken nugget meal.

>>7435967
what about a double quarter pounder with just cheese and mustard?

: [

>>7435974
what about a can of refried beans


w/ no cheese

>>7435977
woah bro. jesus christ.

>>7435438
You love people now, but soo you will become one of us.

>>7434815
Almost anything from a 7-11 or a gas station.

>>7435454
hHhAHAAHA

I had 4 out of date Cornish pasties and some cooking chocolate last night. End my suffering

Mayo sandwich on white bread with leftover carrots sticks from the day before. The last week of that month was pretty lean...

>>7434815
>>7434821
>>7435181
>>7435210
>>7435285
>>7435330
>>7435334
>>7435336
>>7435359
>>7435455
>>7435808
>>7435905


None of you actually belong on a cooking board because you obviously can't cook.

OC, it's cold cause I have a tendency to cook a huge amount of pasta / other dishes once a week and just stash it in my fridge untill I'm hungry.

usually a 5kg batch lasts about a week

>>7435454
Lol

My mate's meal.

Most depressing meal I ever had was an old can of creamed corn I didn't even know I had and some stale saltines

The worst is when you make a real Sunday Night Dinner kind of meal and you eat it alone. I'll make a giant bottom round roast with glazed carrots, scalloped potatoes au gratin, brown gravy from drippings, roasted brussels sprouts and either cornbread or lemon bundt cake. Drink a couple three bottles of wine during the process and then cry myself to sleep. End up throwing it out after a week not even putting a dent in it.

>>7436278
pork pie in tomato soup with fucking loads of tortillas on the side. one or both of you is stoned/drunk. Are you australian by any chance?

>>7434815

>>7435285

die ravioli is zo kankersmerig

nooit meer

>>7436423
I do this kind of thing every weekend. I'll go to the store and buy all the ingredients for a big multi course meal. Spend all day cooking. Drink a bunch of wine. Eat it on the sofa listening to the radio and half-assedly browsing 4chan on my phone while sort of reading a magazine and thinking about finishing that book on the coffee table, then throw the rest in the fridge where it slowly rots over the next week. Last weekend's project was about $80 worth of ingredients, although it involved stops at different stores to buy different things, and I kind of lost track.

It's gotten to the point where it feels completely normal. I've stopped texting the friends I used to see a couple of times a year. Actually, as I type this, an old friend I haven't seen in 10 years is in town, he texted me last month and said he'd be in the area and suggested we meet up. I stared at his message for a few days trying to figure out how to reply, realized I forgot how to talk to people when workplace roles don't tell me exactly how to act, and slowly accepted the fact that I will never talk to him again.

Anybody got any suggestions for this weekend's project? Last weekend's was lamb themed, the parts that ended up in the trash really stank up my place before I ended up gathering the courage to take out the trash and possibly run into a neighbor.

>>7436245
>I've never eaten anything out of a can or from the freezer

I don't know why you guys have to lie. I mean we are all sharing our stories so you are safe here. Stop lying.

>>7436437
impressive

>>7436590
>everyone else grew up in single parent hellholes like me!
Nope.

>>7436590
Don't address me beta cuck you are not worthy

>>7435210
1.Why from a fuckin vase?
2. Are you drinking milk or is that theTurkish drink that tastes like salty yoghurt?

>>7436716
>>7436722

You're both lying though. Stop that.

The mere mention of canned products make me want to throw up. I can handle it when you use it as an ingredient for a more complex dish, but just plain eating it from the fucking can is too fucking vile. and for pete's sake please don't tell me you eat it plain. Tell me you at least add something to get rid of the "it's shit taste" taste.

>>7436773
If I spread my baked beans/tuna out on toast, does it not count?

>>7435454
Literally shit myself with laughter

>>7435488
Jesus that's pitiful. I feel for you then.

>>7436437
Go to bed Charlie

>>7436423
How about when you have big Christmas roast every year but your family has fallen on heavy bad times so you don't even have the money for bread so you watch your mom cry herself while apologizing endlessly about not having a nice roast for you

>>7436450
Jesus fuck Anon, invite your friend over to help eat that food. You should talk to somebody friend.

>>7435210
Enjoy your lead poisoning.

>>7435202
why would you want to do that? next time, dont do that, youll feel better

Mine was tonight .Mcdonalds quarter pounder by myself at a train station after i went to see a movie by myself


did I mention todays my 19 birthday too /ck/?

>>7437157
welcome to /ck/

last weekend was my 21st birthday and I spent it alone too. Don't feel bad

>>7436423
you win

To the lonely anons, you'll find friends. I'm sorry you're alone right now, but it'll get better. I'd be your friend.

>>7435905
When I'm sick as shit and want to take a gamble on hating myself or feeling better I get one of these. Either way I come out a new man, I haven't been sick enough to warrant it in a long time though, like several years. But it's always a either a godsend that heals me like Jesus smearing mud on the blind or makes me so sick I cannot stay conscious and I lose half a day, a win/win regardless.

>>7437423
>you'll find friends
I haven't independently made and maintained a single friendship since I left highschool 8 years ago. If it wasn't for the few I made in highschool (who are drifting away slowly) I'd be fucked. And I'm definitely not as bad as a lot of people here.

>>7437423
>tfw have friends but still lonely

>>7437390
Absolute. Madman.

>>7436426

He's British and I can confirm that he was neither stoned or drunk!

>>7435977
Not even accompanied by toast?

Sad.

Last night for dinner. Ended up mixing mashed avocado and sandwich tuna and had that on salada biscuits.

>>7435670

Wat is jouw probleem, fucking turbo-autist die je bent. Te skeer voor de Albert zeker, zo'n vieze Lidl-chap of wat? Je schrijft als een ongeletterde kutaap dus ik denk Brabant.

>>7437451
>I haven't independently made and maintained a single friendship since I left highschool 8 years ago. If it wasn't for the few I made in highschool (who are drifting away slowly) I'd be fucked.
same.

>>7434821
Nigger, where is the BEEFARONI

>>7435210
There are so many questions I have about this.

>>7435210
Clearly I've been doing it wrong, I have to invest in a vase.

>>7437845
Quickly losing all my friends after high school, due to depression and shame of course (they all went on to nice colleges they could afford while I took my 3.8 gpa to a grocery store for work), gaining stoner grocery store friends despite being horribly awkward around strangers, then losing them in the most bullshit way possible has taught me how to choose my friends and maintain relationships of my own. Also not to mooch off of your boy/girlfriends friends.

I still don't have many friends, but people enjoy talking with me and seek out my attention. That's when I get to choose to try and form a deeper bond. Making friends is a lot like dating.

>>7437451
>>7437845
Same exact position. Help us.

>>7435563
Not really, from what I've heard from parents and grandparents it was more duck and cover times, there was nothing cute about that.

>>7438144
That's not even depressing. That's gag-inducing.

>>7435928
awww, did someone make a proopie in their dwiper?

>>7438080
That's not why, it's that people in high school and other schools are there because they have to be there. As you get older you'll find your own friends, maybe a girlfriend, those are the ones you keep, because it's by choice not necessity.

>>7435285
Is it possible to buy prepacked ravioli that doesn't taste like shit?

I hate making the stuff so I usually buy it occasionally especially the marketed "High end" versions to see if I can ever find one that doesn't taste bad.

>>7434815

what are you doing with my laptop OP?

>>7438672
eating canned spaghetti off of it, obviously.

>>7436245
>depressing dinner thread
>complain about the posts being of bad food

Do you have autism?

>>7437390
Nothing depressing about some good ol' steak n nanners desu

>>7438711

im drinking right now bruh. nice laptop.

>>7438737
>jefferson's

>>7438745

Post your bar then.

>>7438753
>mfw am alcoholic and bottles never accumulate like that on my shelf
.... they're empty before they even get there.

>>7438753
No thanks, I wouldn't want to embarrass you. Just be happy with your subpar liquor.

>>7436438
this is funny because it's like silly english but then kankersmerig

>>7438753

>>7435210
What the actual fuck

>>7438793
Well it's definitely better rounded compared to mine.

You make martinis with Sapphire?

Anyways +1 for the Pierre Ferrand.
I had a Leopold Gourmel 6 carat, but i drank it all with my buds on my 22nd birthday.

>>7438793
Tell mom and dad they have a nice booze cabinet for me.

>>7438775
Haha get rekt poorfag.

>>7437091
god damn man

>>7437091
Nothing breaks my heart more than a weeping mother

>>7437390
old meme

>>7438823
>poorfag
Well, don't say I didn't warn you.

ah, the joys of the poorfag /fit/ diet

>camping with Boy Scouts
>packed in a hurry, just brought 3 cans of campbells chuncky beef stew
>Time for dinner
>didn't bring a mess kit
>open up can, leave top attached
>start fire
>using sharp lid as handle, place can directly in coals
>stir with spoon to heat up evenly
>take it out of the fire, set it on rock
>Eat out of still hot can
>Somewhere off to the left of me, some guy made a pizza with foil cooking, and a troop leader is dining on steak
It was like some kind of metaphor for my life. One of the scoutmasters even came over and told me I could do better than that.

>>7437157

What movie? Happy birthday, jabroni

>>7438929
That actually sounds kind of comfy

>>7438929

>Not Saten-Chan

>>7436450
You need a friend anon

>>7435977
not even cheese and hot sauce makes that slop palatable.

>>7436423
that's pretty pathetic desu, why do you even bother cooking it all anon?

>>7436423
Do you not have a freezer?

>>7438080
Leo?

>>7434881

>2016
>still talking about dick sucking like it's dinner

>>7436423
This, pretty much.

Last weekend for me was cajun foods.

I smoked boudin and made a killer shrimp etouffee from scratch. Roux + the holy trinity makes for god-tier foods.

Baked fresh bread and had a salad with all sorts of greens.


Ate it all myself while getting blackout drunk on gin.


On the bright side, I brought some to my closest coworker on Monday for lunch and he loved it.

Here's a picture of the etouffee dancing, I guess. Shame that the photo doesn't do it justice.

honey bunches of oats with freeze dried strawberrys and maple syrup and whole milk in a metal camping mug.

>>7439211
>whole milk
What?

>>7439211
Where do you buy freeze dried strawberries?

>>7438884
>Athens
lol, stay poor, poorfags

>>7434821
nigger that shit is disgusting

>>7439258
the internet. it's good for backpacking.

>>7439258
trader joes has them but they're kinda expensive

what do you cu /ck/s think, should i marry her.?

>food is depressing but the rampant alcoholism on /ck/ is a-okay! xd

holy shit i haven't seen cognitive dissonance this strong since /a/

>>7439308
Marrying pizza is illegal.
>loaf of bread for a base
>two olives that close
>no crust
>miserable slice size
2/10 would not marry

>>7439317
kek, i meant my gf brah

>>7435285
Is die pasta van de Adolf nog een beetje te eten ?

>>7435905
I vaguely remember huffing computer duster while trynig to eat one of these

>>7434821
Literally barely a step above canned cat food.

>>7434815

>>7439308

maybe murder if that is sposed to be pizza

>>7439828
Looks pretty good to be honest famalam

I lived a weekend eating 3 poptarts a day.

They were blueberry though.

>>7435470
>>7436733
>>7437983
Do people from /ck/ not read any other boards?

>>7438793
It's almost time to replace absolutely everything in there.

>>7439825
I have no idea what that is but it sure does look depressing.

>>7440022
you don't recognize ice water in a bowl?

Ive had this for every meal for 1 month and counting

>>7436716
>my mommy makes all my meals for me

>>7440057
a-at least it's kimchi flavored...

>>7440037
I thought it was some kind of gelatin thing. Icebergs in a bowl make more sense I guess.

>dont have much in the fridge or pantry
>just 2 shitty Walmart chicken breasts
>experiment with bunch of random spices
>turns out delicious

>>7435210
GARÇON! I shall have a VASE of you finest spaghetti!

>>7436245
>Hi, I'm a WASP or NEET and I would like everyone to know how entitled I am. I have never had to eat a depressing meal in my life.

>>7437451
Huh, same deal here too. Looks like quite a few people are going through the same shit. All I have now is family and one friend like 2000 miles away that I see twice a year. And that is okay, but a more consistent friend would be nice. What do you other folks do? I just live day to day and try not to totally lose it. I have such a hard time meeting people like myself, though.

As for sad meals- rice with half cooked lentils and a fried plantain chunks. Tasted like starchy shit.

>>7439258
The freezer section of a grocery store, we're not talking rocking science here.

>>7434815
I'm more concerned about your imability to clean your flatware.

>>7438793
they're all fucking empty

>>7440426
frozen is not the same as freeze-dried, you fucking buffoon.

>>7436892
>>7436275
>>7436140
>>>/b/

>>7436450
Invite your friend over to eat bud

>One day I feel like absolute shit
>Buy nuggets, wicked wings and popcorn chicken from KFC
>Buy a bottle of whiskey
>Take it to my old school (it's abandoned now, I live nearby)
>Sit on the playground eating and drinking
>Feel physically bad now too
>Go down the slide and throw up
>End up taking a shit in the grass and falling asleep on the rickety bridge with no shirt on

Worst night of my life so far but I'm glad no one called the police or something, I was pretty out of sight but not completely.

>>7440671
Why would you go to a playground?

>>7440686
Because there were no people there.

>>7440686
Nostalgic thoughts about simpler, better days, trying to find solace in the bottom of a bottle on the playground

>>7440686
Because it's ground on which you can play. Duh.

>>7435210
>vase

>>7438998
It was, and it felt kind of Mcguyver-ish too, but it was also really embarrassing.
Cooking for the sake of getting dinner out of the way and not having to do dishes, as opposed to achieving something.

CURRENT MEAL

;__;

>>7441724
Is that just a large smear of tomato paste?

>>7441727
Yes.
I wanted tomatoes with this but I don't have tomatoes. :(

>>7438983
deadpool

my friend cancelled on me since he said something came up

thanks

>>7441750
>friend
I am sorry anon.

>>7438144
the hell even is that?

>>7440022
dude its ice and water soup

>>7442519
It would appear to be a stack of Bologna slices slathered in mayonnaise and topped with mustard.

>>7435905

>>7435210
Why not use the fucking plate for your spaghetti?

>>7439825
I suppose thats good if you want something refreshing and to quench your thirst and want to be more complex.

>>7439189

>justifying being envious of others who eat well, fulfill desires -- using money they earned through wealth-creation -- with childish insults
>expecting success in ones own life with this attitude, being a brat

Hardships are objective but stubbornness, feeling entitled is subjective.
Best of decisions to start acheiving,

Anon.

>>7443191
The cheese really ruins a pretty okay meal.

>>7435202
How do you fuck up pudding that badly???

>>7435488
if that's not the most depressing, then what the hell is the most depressing for you, anon?! jfc

>>7435808
Is that prepackaged dog vomit? Cuz it looks like prepackaged dog vomit.

>>7435210
Im in tears over this.

>>7435883
Jesus how did you run out if meals already?

Dude, i’m gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fcking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I’m being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans. you’re a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking phaggot.

>>7436174
did...did you mix them together? For some reason my brain thinks that would make the chocolate more bearable and I don't know why.

>>7442519
Hell is what that is

>>7434815
fray bentos tinned meat pies

when the top is nice and puff i like to flip it until the bottom of the crust is nice and puff

they only sell steak and kidney in my country but i hear there are other kinds like steak and ale or shephards pie

>>7443520
forgot image

I think i'm going to move out from my alcho mother soon, which means i'll probably be living off most of the stuff in this thread.

I can actually cook a lot of stuff, but is there anything cheap + good at the same time; compared to canned/pre-made goods? I have never had to buy my own ingredients.

>>7435210
A E S T H E T I C

>>7434821
How does lasagna from a can even qualify as lasagna?

>>7438757
>not keeping them for the aesthetics
you can just fill them with water and food colouring if you want them to have something in them

>>7443523
>>7443520
They sell all sorts here in England. Chicken and mushroom, just chicken, beef and onion and a few others I forget.

>>7438753
>no bonded whiskey

>>7439825
>not "wish soup.png"

>>7435336
There's literally nothing wrong with beans

>>7435455
Finland?

>>7434815
I just ate macaroni and ketchup. I live on an extremely tight budget in between every time I get to see my GF.

>>7445471
>mac and ketchup
this is dank comfort food, no problems here
>inb4 le cordon bleu comes and shits on processed foods

>>7445471
Why would you use ketchup instead of some salt and a few drops of oil?

>>7445528
Yikes

>>7445593
>adding salt and oil
>to something rivaling the salt content of a ramen flavor packet
>480mg salt
>1 gr saturated fat
troll harder le cordon bleu

>>7445744
In what world does macaroni have as much salt as instant ramen?

The most depressing meal I've made was spaghetti with a tin of tuna and pasta sauce as topping. Didn't have any cheese or cream to make it vaguely tolerable but I ate the whole thing because I didn't feel like leaving the house that night.

Also why the fuck do you guy always talk about alcohol? It's 9am on Monday and I already want a drink

>>7445765
In his world where macaroni means easy-mac

>>7434815
>sandwich press overcooks cheese
>while simultaneously undercooking the bread
on the upside: grilled cheese and ham

>>7445808
That makes more sense. I was envisioning pasta with ketchup, Mama June style.

>>7435905
Are these the tiny things?

They're actually pretty good if so.

>>7445830
if you want to find tiny things just look in your pants

>>7445834
Pubes?

>>7445824
>overcooks cheese
Uhh, that's the best part. The whole reason for using a sandwich press really.

>>7439210
Lol why is it moving?

>>7442519
I remember seeing a video about shit like that. there used to be these weird foods in the 60s that was just fucked and weird in the housewife magizines

there was meat cubes in jello for dinner, and this fucking thing called holandaise cake, which was just stacked processed meat(meant to be bologna with could be any type of processed meat you like) with mayonaise in between the stacks. This would be frosted with hollandaise sauce

>>7445878

Fuck me. Some of you people still live like cave-dwellers.

>>7445878
what the fucc

>>7445878
honestly, if it ever gets as bad as this, you should end your life

when was the last time you made rice crispy treats or somtthing similar with another cereal?

they have this good looking recipe on the side of trader joes rice crispes which involves peanut butter and got me thinking

>>7445936
I used to do it with Cheerios. Came out really good.

>>7438753

>>7436271
That's more than 700g pasta a day anon... How much do you weigh?

>>7445936
>when was the last time you made rice crispy treats or somtthing similar with another cereal?
I make a great corn flakes treat, shaped like a wreath around the holidays, same recipe.

But, addins mess it up. From chocolate on top to other flavors. The basic butter and marshmallow is enough flavor, really.

>>7440671
I know that feel

Never mix liquor and greasy foods. Just fucks my stomach up

>>7439210
>>7436423

>i can never do anything alone

What the fuck is wrong with doing things by yourself? The only reason you're sad is because you're letting yourself be sad about this stupid shit

>>7442699
>you know she left you because you weren't good enough

Every fucking time I read that. I never learn from my mistakes to not read that.

>>7435210
Man, I haven't seen this pic in forever.

>>7439252

>>7435455
pls, no
mom
I'm hungry
I want real food

>>7445958
about 55kg, I generally eat it for lunch and dinner though, then some cereal for breakfest

eating these actively lower your self esteem and make you want to die and thats a good thing because if you eat more than 2 theres a good chance you will

>>7447513
Lactaid is pretty based. Keeps way longer than normal milk.

Too many days in a row of fried egg sandwiches for lunch, waiting for payday, one summer as a broke college student. A dozen eggs, a pack of sliced American cheese, and a loaf of bread was cheap, so that's what I got grocery shopping.

>>7449009
get some bar s dogs for a buck next time

>>7436245
if i am not mistaken it is also the food board.

>>7449111
Isn't that what Germans eat for dinner every night?

>>7448866
this made me lol and then I realized that they probably ate it

>when you run out of plastic forks so you have to eat your salmon with 2 plastic knives like chopsticks

:(

>>7435449
spicy tomato oil? i am interested! looks like its around 15 bucks shipped on amazon. cheaper anywhere else?

>>7435415
it's NEET anon.

Not in Education Employment or Training

Hikkikomori are shut ins who don't leave the house and it has nothing to do with their employment status

>>7439799

>huffing computer duster

I'm surprised that you can remember anything at all.

>>7435336

I feel compelled to agree but then again, I fucking love chili.

>>7445528
>sell by NOV.24.13

do you think it was ever sold?

>>7449197
You might as well say " im a fat fuck who likes to browse images of food but doesn't even know how to fry an egg"

>>7449254
>NEET

Why are you so keen to using acronyms the government made up a couple of years ago? We used to call them "shoegazers"

>>7450480
>a couple

That's an interesting way to describe more than a decade.

>>7437047
He's going, that's why he's huffing glue and eating cat food.

>>7435210
Gods light is no longer visible. We are here, Anon...

>>7434821
some people consider it art

>>7445878
how even, why

>>7450480
>"shoegazers"
I'm fucking dying

My most depressing meal was a steak, cooked on a george foreman grill, eaten off a peice of cardboard, at a barracks, on Christmas.

):

this is what I ate for a whole week

>>7434821
I ate a can of chef boy ravioli cold after I fucked up a physics midterm. It made me feel like garbage, which was kinda calming.

>>7451397
>no kebab
Amazing.

having to eat your own dog would be pretty depressing

>>7451805
i never heat up food tbqh

>>7438899
I remember when I was working out I had tuna fish and salad. But my body was craving carbs so it sucked.

>>7449205
The food is nice but the quantity is shit. Also it looks more like British food than German.

>>7451397
Reminds me of an old housemate who just ate beans straight out of the can for dinner whilst our other Italian housemate cooked a delicious pasta in like 15mins.

>>7444446
I would be drink and try to drank it

>>7438144
That actually looks good desu

>>7446893
>you're only sad because you should be

>>7439825
Ice and peppermint soup is goddamn good.

>>7438144
Is that pastrami?

>>7452541
ham

>>7443101
Then what would the vase rest on you fucking idiot?

>>7439325
well you shouldn't if she made that fucking pizza

>>7444521
that shit is good i dont know what youre complaining about

>>7437451
>>7437845
>>7440420
Hello anons I'll be your friend.

>>7434815
There is no such thing as a depressing dinner - only a disgusting one.

>>7435438
>I love people
That one statement made me more ill than anything posted on this board.

>>7436423
What a bitch, I could easily eat all that, probably in less than two days. You're never alone when you have food.

>>7437091
pls no

>>7437845
What is this, because it looks delicious? I mean, yeah I have no friends either, again, mostly since high school, but I can't be sad when food is present. Sorry. I like food better than people.

>>7451397
Is that a Food Lion symbol?

>>7441724
>Brussels Sprouts
>Hot-flavored potatoes
Actually looks pretty good.

>>7437451
It never gets better unless your life were to drastically change somehow. If you can, join the military, you will have friends by default.

I havent been in the service in 7 years and I have almost no friends. I had plenty when I was in though.
>tfw most of your friends are either overseas, dead, or in prison

>>7452073
good, that way you'll keep yourself hydrated

>>7451810
qt pup

>>7449220
why not just was some dishes?

>>7438793
You do what I used to do as an alcoholic. Drink 90% of the bottle in a few days/hours then leave the 10% full bottle on the shelf so you don't have to face the reality that you clear 75cl more often than you change your underwear.

>select all the steak
>pork joint

man I really love these threads! Thanks everyone

>be poor
>be out of food
>find an old tin of condensed tomato soup
>have some dry pasta leftover
>make the most depressing bolognese ever
>tastes like tin and acid

Definitely a low point in my life

mfw I make a thread almost a week ago on 4chan and it still hasn't 404'd