/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7217572
Obsession?, literally just 4 or 5 hotheads forcing him and making breads about him.


Anyways, literally who?

>>7217572

/ck/ is loaded with very unattractive 35 year old men and even uglier 35~ year old hogbeast women, who idolize this """"goofy"""" man for being a free spirit and promoting absolutely revolting food which is similar to said people enjoy on a daily basis. This mix of flyover flair, complete lack of cooking skill, and disgusting mix of per-processed ingredients appeals to your average /ck/ poster, because not a single person can cook on this board as indicated by all of the UK and midwesterner shit posters. I addition, you may find it extraordinarily depressing to know that most people who post in Jack threads actually envy Jack, which my be a byproduct of living such meaningless omega-male lives.

Stupid people think he's good and the more stupid people know he's shit and post his garbage ironically

>>7217572
i would really, really, really like to fist this man.

>>7217600
best post on ck

>>7217600
I came here to post this

>>7217646
Please tell me elbow deep...
That's so hot, I'm picturing it all happening pre enema.
Jack and his son have just gorged themselves on pulled pork and Jack's special chicken pieces.

>>7217600
Is this a joke? I was under the impression that everyone on /ck/ wants to murder jack in a drunken rage. That fucking face, those shitty recipes, his weird attitude and way that he talks makes me want to burn his house down.

>>7217572
He has such a punchable face

Ever heard of Christian Weston Chandler (CWC) or Sonichu?

Jack is /ck/'s version of that.

Someone so hopelessly autistic it makes them feel better about themselves.

>>7217572
>Decide to watch his early video while 4chin is down
>Want to scream at him for being so retarded 90% of the time
I hate him

>>7217572
DELETE THIS

you can delete all the threads you want but it will never change the fact that Joey is one of us and Jack will never be

>joey thread gets deleted
>jack thread stays up
bullshit

>>7218218
Joey is cancer.

Meme fags like this fag that why

>>7217572

its the official /ck/ meme

>>7218218
bullshit

I made a Food Jacks Awards 2015 thread and it got deleted (fucking anti-jack janny)

Here's the wonderful award show btw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rftlt8a5cQ

>>7220814
>three minutes of shilling in the middle of the video

classic Jack

>>7217572
He's an interesting personality with knowledge to share. And he isn't pretentious.

>>7220814

The Jack persecution must end!

>>7220877
I'm a Food Jack and proud of it!

>International dishes

>>7220814

>he doesn't eat tongue out

Get on ja/ck/s level friends

>>7220938

>>7220938
>>7220939
now that's how a real man cleans up the pussy after the bull is done

>>7220814
Even his dog is fat & out of shape

>>7220814
this is beautiful

mistakes in literally every cooking scene..

>>7217600
>he thinks /ck/ likes Jack

Do you not understand irony or are you literally on the spectrum? Every Jack thread is making fun of him. The only people who actually like Jack are just shitty trolls.

jack's a failure but he still thinks he's something
and everyone loves to watch failures fail again and again

>>7220938
>>7220939

>you will never eat Jack's delicious pulled pork sandwich

>>7217572
He's the DSP of cooking.

You ever watched a video of somebody totalling a car for 15 minutes straight? Its hard to look away. Now imagine if somebody made a youtube channel filled with videos of them totalling different cars.

>>7217572
it's disaster porn

>>7221220
>literally on the spectrum

>>7217912
why is cwckipedia down?

Why are there two of these?

>>7221670
10/10

>>7220814
salmonella.jpeg

>>7217572
he's like a train wreck
you dont want to stand too close but you can't help but watch as it derails

>>7221278
every time i see this i feel kinda dissociated from reality, like there is no way someone would seriously do this

He kind of reminds me of Jason Blaha.

I cant remember if i started watching this guy before i saw him on /ck/ or not. its actually kind of annoying

Who is this guy?

That's not Joey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSbA8A7lrg4

>>7222728
Both are walking, talking Dunning-Kruger effects. He reminds me of Tom Preston/Andrew Dobson.

>With the love of my life feeding people. — at The Meat House.

What's the subtext here?

>>7225609
is the cow allergic to make up? she won't even use lipstick wtf

>>7225832
Literally lipstick on a pig, what's the point?

>>7225799
/beautiful/

>>7225609
>Black meat on the table
>Tammy surrounded with her arms bound wearing Jack's shirt
>Jack taking pleasure in her satisfying others

>>7220814
>do awards show for yourself
>shilling in the middle
>shilling a product you don't have because it broke
>showing a string of failures that you deem successes
>fatting your dog up that bad

Truly Ja/ck/ is something to behold

>>7221220

>literally on the spectrum

>>7221278
What video is this from?

>>7225799
that meatloaf literally looks like a fucking animal turd

>>7217700
>Please tell me elbow deep...
How else could you fulfill a mans deepest darkest fantasy

>That video where he's surprised that cornstarch thickens things

The raw clips make me cringe, though.
How could he see the outcome with his own eyes, go over the video, edit it for a few hours and STILL not notice that something might be off?

>>7226180

>>7226180
>That video where he's surprised that cornstarch thickens things
Link?

>>7226185

Oh fug.

>>7226185
Ehh, that one isn't as bad.
Am I supposed to be triggered by the uncaramelized onions or the egg? The Japanese eat raw eggs all the time and they aren't dying from it. Though the thought of an egg on a burger is pretty disgusting to me nonetheless.

>>7226190
I don't remember the exact one, he was making some kind of asian sauce I think?
He mentions how he forgot to add the cornstarch, adds it in later, and acts like he's discovered water on mars as it thickens the sauce.

>>7226212

>>7226221
Okay, that one got me. I don't even recognize what's in that "omelet".

>Magic Bullet

Hehehe...

I can't bear how he resembles chef John Mitzewich... Same body type of a guy, but John really teaches how to be a cooking prodigy, on the other hand this slimy faggot teaches you how to fuck up junk food even more, than usual.

I mean.. Just look at this awesome tutorial on onion rings https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Mz4NTozNXw I've made them while ago and they are as perfect as in the video.

>>7226235
Jack's onion rings blow those out of the water.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3auTtyLdi8

>>7226247
This makes me cringe.. I'm sorry.

>>7226247
Gorgeous.

>>7226247
Jesus

>>7226212
I think you're talking about the General Tso's chicken video

>>7226233
the great thing about that is Jack blames the Magic Bullet for his omelette coming out nothing like how the infomercial's does...

>>7226260
What video is that webm from?

>>7226268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9kwmXwLTNo

>>7226252
Ok, update. That picture made me cringe. Now I'm watching the vid. And I'm kind of feeling like gaging..
There's so much wrong with this "recipe" I don't even know where to start.

>>7226260
Oh christ, it's worse than I remember.
That's fucking glue, dude! You could bring that to a pottery class and shape a bowl from that "sauce".

Did he seriously eat that afterwards? With all due respect to the guy, he must have a stomach of the gods if he can eat everything that he makes.

>>7226260
There's nothing like chicken nuggets fried in non-newtonian fluid with a dash of curry diarrhea

>>7226278
Holy shit that's a lot of corn starch.

>>7226202
>>7226212
As an Australian, we eat eggs on burgers from fish & chip shops all the time. It's fuckin good shit m8s.

But that egg is too undercooked for my taste.

>>7226247

>onion rings
>baked in the oven

Jesus Christ with this man.

>>7226278

>"Gonna fill it up only about halfway"
>all that oil

>>7226278
>shakes the jar
>sauce goes everywhere

I unironically actually like Jack and have been watching a lot of his shows recently.
The only thing that puts me off is the way he bites/chews. It's like he's a cow or has false teeth.

It's somewhat like gif related.

>>7226247
>I have a feeling that it's not going to turn out well, not because the product's bad but because, you know, I'm just a regular joe
>I'm just a regular joe

I love this. Everyone knows that "regular joes" are complete fuckups who can't manage to do anything right!

Does this fat faggot think that life is a sitcom?

I don't get how he can cook so much and not improve.

>>7226553
who is this semen demon

>>7226577
how new are you

>>7226577
boxxy

>>7226577
Ja/ck/'s sister

>>7226315
Here in the states I've most commonly heard the addition of an egg to a burger referred to as a "2 am burger". I think the insinuation being that one would order one because he's drunk and wants a burger and breakfast food at the same time after bar close. They're a relatively popular item on Americana restaurant menus that serve brunch/lunch on Saturday/Sunday (places that have a 'hangover food' draw), in my experience.

Serious question:

If you met Jack and he asked you to sleep with Tammy while he videotaped, would you do it?
What if he threw it a couple gallons of his sauce for your efforts?

>>7226656
I'd do it IF he pleasured himself during the filming session.
I'd happily do a scat session with her too, the kinds of foods they eat make the best smelling and tasting feces.

>>7226590
>>7226596
>>7226645
not helping. is there more?

>>7226674
Would you finish in jacks mouth?

>>7226685
No, sorry.

>>7226278
ok I've never made General Tso's chicken before but are you really supposed to make the fucking cornstarch putty? that doesn't seem right at all, where does he get these weird-ass recipes

>>7226692
I'd finish in Tammy's ass then get her to creampie it into Jack's mouth. I'd then snowball the cum between myself and Jack, tonguing and licking each others mouths.

>>7226693
yus. my penis thanks you anon

>>7226685

>>7226685
Here's my favourite.

>>7226706
thats photoshopped to make her look bad

>>7226736
No, thats the original.
The others were just photoshopped to make her look good.

>>7226749
it clearly is, look at the earrings, are you fucking retarded

>>7217572
he's to shitposting what chef john is to cooking

>>7226771
??
I see nothing wrong here.
You're either mad or just jaded.

What ever happened to
https://twitter.com/exposejscalfani

>>7226887
I dunno but apparently Jack's supposed to be on that show on the 6th

Ja/ck/ visiting /ck/ when?

>>7217592
>implying it's not one person who happens to be Jack himself

>>7226972
Oh, Jack is ALWAYS here trust me on that.
It's just hard to determine his shilling from the trolls.

>>7226987
>tfw we are all Ja/ck/

>>7226998
I wish Jack was in me/part of me.
When Jack Jr. turns 18, all bets are off.

>>7221402
>>7221220
>>7221402

>>7217600
Idk if I should listen to you, your """""" """""" irritates the hell out of me anytime you post something.

>>7227094
I don't get it. Does on the spectrum mean something else? Is it just a weird thing for him to say?

Ja/ck/ is a master of all things related to food

I serve his Aunt's party cheese salad as desert every night in my restaurant (which is about to earn its THIRD Michelin Star). I became a world renowned shef after watching Ja/ck/'s videos. I copied his burger making technique, and now chefs all around the world are doing it!

When I hear people criticize Ja/ck/, the master, I shudder inside. Such people are surely depraved individuals who sit in a greasy Wal-Mart office chair, clacking away on their keyboards. They talk about how they think Ja/ck/ is a ha/ck/ while slurping their convenience store ramen.

I feel sorry that you can't cook as good as Ja/ck/ can.

>>7227122
>>7227122
https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=on%20the%20spectrum

>>7227129
I know that, but I thought they were laughing at him for saying it. Are they just laughing because he called the other guy an autist?

>>7226987
>>7226986

It's hilarious that anyone would think Ja/ck/ savvy enough to navigate a chan and execute guerrilla marketing techniques. He can barely string a sentence together--his writing in comments and annotations are like those of a grade school student. I haven't seen anyone posting here demonstrate such a poor grasp of English at any point. Even when people try to emulate Ja/ck/ they end up sounding too eloquent or saying things that are too nuanced. He is a barely functional retard.

>>7227265
That's exactly what a jack would say...

>>7226247
>"Alright crack our egg."
>Punches it like a retarded caveman

>>7227277
t. jackberto barfani

>>7217912
No not really. Ja/ck/ is to /ck/ as Darksidephil is to /v/ or Doug Walker is to /tv/.

Where are the joey threads gyang?

>someone made Jack's party cheese """""salad""""" and it surprisingly horrible
>Still retweet it

Is he clueless or just honest?

>>7226235
Been subscribed to John since like the dawn of his channel and literally every video puts out is a str8 banger tbhqwy family.
Fucking love him

>>7226260
Jack probably thinks General Tso's chicken is authentic chinese cuisine.

>>7227356
The weird thing is, he sorta nailed that recipe. I mean sure there were some minor things I could gripe about (I am a chef, but come on, the bar for Jack is so low), but he really did okay.

AND THEN AT THE END OF THE VIDEO HE COMPLAINS ABOUT HOW HARD IT WAS AND CALLS HIS FRIEND TO SEE IF THERE WAS AN EASIER WAY. SERIOUSLY?

>>7227343
maybe aunt myrna pressured him into putting that video out

>>7227374
Or maybe this scary Ja/ck/let

>>7227344
He's shit. He fucks up some of the most traditional recipes and can't even pronounce their names properly.

a great example of America fucking up the world.

>>7227380
Jack Jr's mixed non-white school buddies are all taller than him and they're not even hoop nigs.

>>7227386
I heard Jack Jr is gay has anyone else heard this? I think we should all ask him Jack through his most recently upload videos.

>>7217572
eat cangaroos

Chef Ramsay needs to meet Jack

It would be wonderful

>>7227408
What we need to do is get Jack on Masterchef US. He would win over the hearts of the judges and all of America just for being his modest own italian barbecue sauce making raw chicken cooking meat claw wolverine regular joe self.

>>7227427
Could he bring his own meat claws or does Masterchef provide them?

Ya know I realized something this morning.

I used to be a pretty hardcore alcoholic. I'd wake up, start drinking immediately. At work I'd have a drink with lunch, sometimes sneak off just to have another drink. Then at night I'd drink until I passed out.

I've gotten a lot better, and I no longer do those sort of things. But a few months ago I was introduced to Jack's videos through this board. At first I thought they were funny - some harmless, clueless jackass making a fool of himself.

But then the claws took hold. And now, I realized I woke up, got on this thread and started looking if anyone had posted any funny Jack videos I hadn't seen. I often times look through Jack threads at work, or might watch one of his videos on my lunch break. I also have a tendency to stay up late, and there is usually some Jack video-watching done....sometimes even to the point of falling asleep while watching some of his videos (marathons of "wars" on jack on the go, especially).

I have resorted back to my old habits. Only this time, instead of alcohol, it's Jack.

Jack is a Christian which makes me RAAAAAAGE. He's using his show to push stupid, archaic, nonsensical, anti-science beliefs under the guise of a cooking show.

>>7227487
yeah, islam is much better, tolerant and more progressive
a thinking man's religion

>>7226577
Anita Sarkeesian.
Seriously, though; how fucking new are you?

>>7227518
She's pretty cute, 8/10 would wife

>>7225887
hos oid smen demnon

>>7227144
I guess they're new to 4chan and haven't seen that expression before.

>>7227384
source?

>>7217572
He' s this boards DPS.

>>7227528
She's insane, don't fall for the trap Anon.

>>7226260

>>7227583
>She's insane
All women are insane, anon.

>>7227600
She dedicates her life to complaining about how women are represented in movies and video games. Is that the kind of person you could handle being around?

>>7226692
I'd try to but probably wouldn't be able to.

>>7227602
I've been driven to alcoholism by much worse. Who gives a shit about video games honestly? Anyone who manages to get butthurt over that is even more of a loser than she is.

>>7227621
hi grandpa

>>7227621
>Who gives a shit about video games honestly?

Anita.

>>7227627
Ironically, no.

>>7227627

Anita managed to turn it into a successful career. You on the other hand managed to get yourself arrested by the FBI for posting death threats on her blog. Good job, anonymous, keep on fighting on behalf of oppressed men everywhere.

>>7227640
I don't regularly watch her videos or comment on her videos and I sure as hell don't read her blog. People make very successful careers out of doing scat porn but it doesn't mean they're good people or contribute anything to society. I assume you're a butthurt legbeard who regularly talks about your "hubby" though, right?

>>7227621
>who cares about an over 100 billion dollar industry worldwide

wew

>>7227653
>comment on her videos
know how I know you're lying?

>>7227653
Correct, now that I have disagreed with you I went from being an alcoholic grandpa to a female with hairy legs. Aren't you violating the terms of your probation by posting on 4chan?

>>7227668
>I went from being an alcoholic grandpa

I never called you that. Keep on trying though.

>>7227667
He definitely doesn't know the numbers of all the pizza delivery shops near her house by heart, either. I mean why would he? Only a crazy obsessed person would know all the pizza restaurants near 3457 Maple Street, Toronto ON ABC 123. Stand up for men's rights!!!!

>>7227673
Why is Anita so important to you? Does implying that she's obnoxious trigger you that hard?

>>7227678
You're the one who apparently knows every form of media she frequents, but denies it pathetically. I've never read a single thing she's written nor seen any of the videos you watch obsessively. All I know about her is that she drives angry 4chan permavirgins wild with rage, and I automatically like her because of this.

>Jack awards
>Jack broke another ceramic knife

TRIGGERED SO HARD.

>>7227683
>You're the one who apparently knows every form of media she frequents

What? Are illiterate? I said she complains about women in movies and video games in her videos, which she does. Your posts and the fact that you have such a difficult time understanding one sentence posts screams tumblr.

>>7226534

>>7221318

I can't help but wonder if it's just a coincidence that they look the same

>getting triggered this hard by Anita

red-pillers are always so funny

>>7227693
are you autistic?

>>7227690
I understood you just fine. You legitimately believe that a youtube star saying something unkind about some shitty MMORPG that you spend 75+ hours a week playing is morally equivalent to starring in scat porn, and anyone who disagrees with you must be a feminazi SJW who comes from the tumbeler blog.

>>7227695

>>7227699
To be fair she isn't just a random youtuber, she actually has sway in traditional media (been on shows like the Colbert Report) and has spoken at the UN. People take her bullshit seriously which is the problem. If she was just some idiot on Youtube then I don't think most people would care.

>>7227699
I don't play video games. I never implied what she does is the exact same thing as doing scat porn, it was just a comparison. You either read into things way to much, don't understand at all, or Anita is just really important to you.

>>7227706
>People take her bullshit seriously which is the problem
What bullshit, that video game designers cater to horny young men? Yes, this is clearly SJW lies, soon they'll take your piss bottles away and force you to eat that trendy new yogurt!

>>7227716
>that video game designers cater to horny young men?

There's absolutely nothing wrong with that. Young men are the majority of the market.

>>7227706
>>7227708
>>7227716
>>7227719
shut the fuck up niggers

>>7227719
Apparently the MRA crowd thinks it's a feminazi lie and anyone who acknowledges this fact is doing the equivalent of shitting in their own mouth in public.

>>7227716

>our target audience is horny young men
>they are the group that spends the most money on our product
>we will make our product appeal to our customers

MISOGYNY! CISSCUM!

>>7227722
>>7227725

shut the fuck up

>>7227725
MRAs are the most sensitive little faggots on the internet

>>7227730
shut the fuck up

>>7227730

You can tell how butthurt an SJW is by how much ad hominem they use, kek

>>7227721

How did an intellectual ja/ck/ thread go so wrong?

>>7227722
The only reason I think Anita is obnoxious for complaining about it is because it's a non-issue. Video game companies have no social responsibility to cater more games toward women.

>>7227731
Why? So we can go back to talking about a dumpy loser who posts pictures of shitfood on youtube? This whole thread is an abortion, MRAs and jack fans and joey fans included (notice how it is basically impossible to tell the difference between Joey, Jack, and the average hypersensitive MRA)

>>7227734
too many man children that play fucking videogames. fucking faggots

>>7227739
You left out the assblasted SJWs defending Anitas honor with their life.

>>7227739
i dont even know what an mra so take your gay shit back to /v/ or 8ch or a cheetoh and moutain dew thread you fat fuck

>>7227743
I'm not an SJW, I'm a scat porn star you silly MRA

>>7227745
Did I call you an SJW in that post? No need to get defensive because it's clear you're not an SJW.

>>7227744
>I know what 8ch and /v/ are but I don't know what an MRA is
Cool story MRA, kind of like how you haven't watched every single Anita video on youtube

>>7227749
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT JUST FUCKING SHUT THE FUCK UP

how fucking young are you?

>>7227755
38

>>7227765

Weeks?

>>7227765
and you've spent this long talking about video games on a cooking imageboard. fuck off

>>7227769
Sure

>>7226315

Yeah, I have no problem with the egg, but it isn't even close to being cooked properly.

>>7227749
7's and you leave

>>7227772
It's an timorese spelunking BBS, silly billy

>>7227781
XD

>>7227779