/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7210480
Too bland for me and little nutrition.

>>7210480
Looks and sounds terrible.
I do however respect your right to eat bad foods.

>>7210480
Oh, check out fancy pants over here...

>>7210513
>>7210512
>>7210526
Pig Americans can't enjoy simple sandwich.

pic related, typical American sandwich

>>7210551

It's beautiful.

>>7210480

Add smoked salmon and substitute white for whole wheat and butter for herb cream cheese and we're in business!

>>7210551
>what are happy mediums

>>7210480
>sliced whitetrash bread
>class

>>7210551
I'd fuck that thing before I ate it.

>>7210551
>England team mug
>America
>Romanian education

>>7210551
u dun goofed

>>7210480
>white bread
>butter
>cucumber
>salt

"Classy".

>>7210603
That's the joke you fucking retard

Tuna, mayo, black pepper, red onions, avocado; all mixed together with a pinch of lemon juice, and put on rye bread

that makes the perfect sandwich

>>7210639
>the joke

>>7210551
Other than the undercooked bacon and overzealous use of ketchup, theres literally nothing wrong with this burger.

>>7210480

>image

>>7210572
goddamn i would eat the fuck out of that

Where muh brotein

>>7210673
>theres literally nothing wrong with this burger.
How would you eat that mess? Most people cannot unhinge their jaw like a snake.

>>7210682
Knife and fork.

>>7210695
That kind of defeats the point of a burger, you are supposed to taste all of the ingredients in one bite otherwise you may as well serve them separately as to save the mess.

>>7210704
this so much

I hate those burgers where they're a foot tall and have to be held up with sticks and promptly taken apart to eat

>>7210480
Sounds putrid

>>7210551
Here's a Mexican sandwich for comparison.

>>7210829

>>7210939

Isn't that Indian street food?

>>7210480
None of you fags have posted the classic Reuben so I will.

>>7210976
It looks like something that was dredged from the ganges. Poo in the loo!

>>7210551
Typical English wifey material

Looks good af OP.
Does everyone here really hate cucumbers? By far my favorite veg

>>7210667
Damn, that sounds atasty

would look more aesthetic with some tomato slices as well

>>7210480
>butter
>cucumber

kek

cucumber rolls are easily my favorite

>food without cheese and/or meat

no thanks

>>7210480
>Not using cultured butter.

Senpai plz

>>7211558
>life without heart attack/stroke

sure why not

>>7211252

>butter
>cucumber

Cucumbers on a sandwich? Why not, not my thing personally though

Cucumber sandwich? How in god's name is that even remotely appealing?

>>7210551
Lasts me a whole month :^)

>>7210480
>but also have class!

I might be able to play along with this if the slices weren't paper thing. Cucumber does not have much flavour, it tastes mostly like water. It's great for putting on ham or salami or any kind of sandwich meat like that, because the flavour goes really well on a sandwich, but by itself it's just nothing.

>>7210480
>european unsalted butter

Cool bait

Though you know what'd save OP's nothing sandwich? A little Cilantro.

>>7210572
You're making me miss home.
I ain't got jack to cook all of that and Denny's can't sate this hunger.

>>7210480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hz0UvIZw-Y0

It's probably tasty, but you're eating some dreadfully empty calories between the butter and the bread, with no sort of real protein or other nutrient to compensate.

My go-to is probably a hot roast beef sandwich with a bit of provolone melted on top. It's nothing fancy, but it's got a solid foundation.

>>7210480
I'm so glad I'm not white, OP.

>people pronouncing sandwich as samwich

I don't let stupid shit bother me typically but this one just gets under my skin. STOP talking like a child. And people swear on their lives they don't do it when they just fucking uttered samwich.

>>7210551
His name is Glorg and I love him.

>>7212553
>empty calories

>>7210976
POO
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LOO
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>>7213585
>samwich
Dafuq? It's either sandwich, or sammich. You can't do both.

so /ck/ today i invented a dish that i personally think is delicous. Its called the sumbmersible sandwich. Baisically the idea is that you take your favorite soup or broth and then build a sandwich to your preference and then take the sandwich put it in a bowl cover with soup microwave. The one i just made was chicken broth with a sandwich that was white bread, roast beef, cheddar, and tomato slices. Then covered the top with more cheddar and french fried onions. Then i ate it and jizzed all over.
Thoughts?

>>7210667
Isn't the mayo redundant if you have avocado?

I like mine on thick toasted white bread, with a squeeze of japanese mayo and peeled cucumbers. it's a japanese after school snack sort of a thing.

but this is a lot nicer than just cucumber no?

>>7211252
I think cucumbers have that thing that some people fucking hate them, it's in their genes. My Father and I fucking hate them, i can smell them from 500meteres. Younger brothers and my mother like them.

>>7214809
No it isn't.

>>7214920
So In other words, its not in the genes, becaus you clearly cary the same genes as your brothers does.

>>7215129
>I don't understand genes

>>7214911
That looks fine and dandy.

>>7211177
>Eating the sandwich jew

Top tier sandwiches only

Reuben allowed

>>7214665
Sounds dank but wouldn't you have to eat it with a fork and knife?

>>7214785
it's a tad bit too dry for my liking without the mayo

>>7214911
wot sammiches is dey den?

>>7210480
>No cheese, or meat
>Absolutely no mayo

>>7214911
what are you supposed to do with all those stupid leaves on the sandwiches?

My favorite sandwich:
>sourdough bread
>provolone cheese
>cubed chicken breasts
>pesto aIloi

Looks good except for the grated carrot and cilantro. I'd want more meat in it too.

>>7216130
was for:
>>7215394

Cucumber sandwich done correctly.

uh

this is the better sandwich.

>>7216151
Mayo and slice of bread?

>>7216160
Hearty bread with a thin layer of homemade mayo, fresh cucumbers with a light touch of salt and pepper, drizzled with a grassy, extra virgin olive oil.

>>7215129
Anon, that's not how genes work.

>>7216154
Um
It's not, actually

>>7216197
What are you, gay?

>>7214911
>>7215621

Left to right: cucumber, egg & cress, rare roast beef, not sure, smoked salmon