/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>not eating Greek Salad

Utter cunt

>>7201519
>pass the ranch please!
:^)

>Jack's party cheese salad

>ground beef

>>7201528
>Implygbim Americans are polite enough at all to use the word please

> soup

>>7201540
Good lord, Jack. That looks repulsive.

>>7201540

>>7201540
oh my, it looks like it would be sweet.

Also, do yanks really just buy whipped cream in a tub?

They know it's just cream and icing sugar whipped up right?

You have 60 seconds to name a good salad that doesn't have either cheese, fish or meat in it in some form. Tip: you can't.

>>7201540
American salad

>>7201694
Cool Whip isn't the same thing as Whipped Cream

Pretty close, but It's definitely distinct.

We do buy whipped cream in aerosol cans though

>>7202117
Spring salad you fucking fat faggot

>>7201540
These videos make me feel physically sick
Good for weight loss

>>7202185
He said good.

>>7202117
Fruit salad.

>>7202117

Arguably the best salad.

>>7202332
>put some cranberries on top of some spinach
>call it a salad
>select all pictures with salad

>>7202332
>salad

>>7202362
>Green leaves covered in dressing
>not salad
What do you people want?

>>7202373
>dressing

>>7202117
Strawberry spinach salad with almonds and a vinaigrette dressing.

>>7201543
Huh, I never noticed the other dog in the picture.

>>7201543
fuckyou

salad is nothing but bs it sucks and has zero nutrition

>>7202681
Spinach is hella nutritious dickweasel.

>salad with fruit

>>7202803
>being a faggot coddled manchild.
Dried cranberries, crisp apple slices or mandarin segments on salads are delicious

>>7202806
>cranberries, walnuts and feta with some sort of vinaigrette

fugggggg

>>7202782
how often do you eat a spinach salad? almost never thats correct usually its romain lettuce(water) and tomatoes(more flavored water), and zero nutrition factors involved. cheese is the ONLY element that makes you healthy and promotes brain growth even after eating it. youre losing out everytime you eat a salad, and its on your time.

>>7202806
you must be as fruity as those salads you eat, faggot

>>7202811
I probably eat about 5 salads a week and they always have spinach

>>7202829
its cheap so the only nutritional factors you get from it is if you eat shitloads of it

>>7202829
it's cheap and yu have to eat a shitload of it to get any real nutrition

>>7202816
what's wrong with being fruity?

>>7202117
Literally any greens tossed in any well-made dressing. Are you 8?

>>7202811
Do you ever eat a salad you haven't assembled yourself at a buffet bar?

>>7202179
>>7201694
Cool whip isn't close to whipped cream, m8. It's less than 1% anything dairy related, the rest is corn syrup and hydrogenated vegetable oil.

>>7202117
Waldorf salad... does usually have mayo though but you can substitute that

>americans call canned peas with mayo "salad"


mfw when

>mfw my aunt brought a "salad" that consisted of lime jello, grapes, ham, and celery to christmas din-din

>he put salad in his salad
>not using only cheese and sausage to make salad

Here's a salad recipe for you guys:
Tomatoes, onions, olives, green salad, any kind of pepper, one chili , feta cheese and olive oil. Oprtional : cucumbers

>>7203351
This

>>7203351
also add oregano and a bit of pepper

>>7203351
whole salt reduced kalamatas, fresh green capsicum, crumbled marinated feta, lebanese cucumbers, white balsamic and picual olive oil, fresh cherry tomatoes squashed
I have to stop myself from eating it too often because I'll eat nearly two pounds and half a loaf of bread with it
GOAT salad

>Salad without mayonnaise

>>7201507
>Salad

>>7202362
>>7202375
fuck off

>>7203338
was she middle aged in the 50s?

>Having a thread arguing over salads

>>7201543
>It's OK, I put a towel on the floor.

>>7203342
This. Using salad for your salad is degenerate.

>>7203282
>cheese, fish or meat
>waldorf has mayo in it though

>>7203351
>olives
Into the trash

Salad with Coconut

Green salad + tomatoes + hard-boiled egg, sliced + can of tuna + raw peppers + olive oil + salt

Eat it with bread.

>>7204456
sounds like it'd smell like literal shiit desu

>>7201528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nseBliU80LM

>>7204376
what's it like having the palate of a child?

>>7204371
>there are no vegan mayo substitutes

>>7201507
Pecorino, pear and walnuts with baby arugula and sweet pea shoots... Mozzarella and basil with tomatoes, spinach balsamic and olive oil... Jesus man...

>>7204386
>>7204386

>>7202117
>>7204371
>Implying orange, radish and mint salad isn't super refreshing.

>>7202806
>calling slices "segments"

r/cook is that way

>>7201578
>Not joining the soup masterrace

Sure is pleb in here

>Not enjoying all various kinds of salads and what they have to offer, including ones with meat and cheese and creamier dressings as well as light fare with fruit and vinaigrette.
I bet you're the same assholes who over complicate mediocre pizza from Papa Johns and can't just be happy with some pepperoni and veggies on a cheap pizza. I'm all for more traditional as well as more adventurous offerings when it's actually quality, but holy shit.

The only thing that is pleb tier when it comes to food is not being able to enjoy a wide variety of food, which sometimes includes simpler options and other times includes less traditional options and innovation. Fuck this board sometimes.

>>7204376
Manchild spotted

>salad without two HEAPING TABLESPOONS of mayo

>>7201507
What about feta, halloumi, parmesan?

>>7204371
Mayonnaise is an emulsion of oil, vinegar, and eggs you triple nigger.

>>7201547
Get the fuck off our website you foreign faggot.

>>7204910
Bruh