/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I bought myself a few xmas gifts early what a glorious occasion

Beer and pizza for today's lions game on tv then beer and pizza tomorrow at the red wings game. I got an invite to a suite at joe louis arena. All the pizza, beer, nachos, etc you can consume.

>>7165873
Why were the JD's in the freezer?

Go outside and take a few pictures and come back and post them.

Try and photograph some pigeons.

>>7165873
When did your life 1st start 2 fail?

>>7165888
i dont know really i just did it, this aint fancy scotch buddy

>>7165891
no pigeons here but i caught a glimpse of the elusive obese housekitty

>>7165892
>start
topkek, im about at the top of my shit right now, payin my bills pls move along

>dem dry erase crayolas

>>7165891
meant to post this pic but i got the liquor in me

k so got this steak

its like 4 days past the sell by date i been putting it off for reasons

has a pungent meat smell but not rotting yet i think, i rinsed the slime off and im about to gamble with food poisoning wish me luck

>>7165908
You changed the file name. That's an old pic.

>>7165908
>>7165928
Also the least gay thing in this thread.
OP's a fag, kitteh is cool.

>>7165886
i dont really get into tv sports unless money is involved but i would totes go to a game and get sloshy especially if box seats were involved, have fun and post some nachos and beer

>this is a fun game we play called creep on me while i piss

>>7165928
>>7165932
you guys done?

only brussels that didnt look like shit that i could find right now fml

seasoned

this some bs weather, cant use my grill so gonna break out the camping stove again

>>7165879
Do you intend to baste your Christmas food with gasoline?

>>7165984
lol ive just needed a larger gas can for reasons, was more excited about the silicon basting brush, the reg brushes are shit to clean

>cut oiled salted and tossed just like i like my womans

>>7165904
So your paying your bills?
This something new 2 u ?
You seem worthless.

I have a feeling I've seen this interior before.
Were you making a steak on a gas tank with a tiny stove on top a week or so ago?

>>7166006
ya bro its me

>>7165998
i get it bro im a loser you hate me and are better than me, nothing to see here move along

>havent seen Turbo in like 3 days RIP Turbo

>>7165998
>bbq king calling anyone worthless
kek

>>7166043
Aww shit I know you, you cooked that steak on your balcony once to "keep your ethnic neighbors on high alert".

I like you.

This weekend I learned /ck/ is full of alcoholics.

>>7166095
youve been here all weekend eh?

>>7165873
Glad to see this thread again.
why the little bottles instead of one big one?

>>7166115
i try not to get in the habit of buying normal bottles, every now and then i buy some small bottles or a shot or something

sauce is a blend ov sour cream and heavy horseradish, i had it at a steak house once and liked it dont hate

>>7166138

yeah so the steak didnt taste right, might be in my head but the thought of food poisoning turned me off, gonna save it for the strays when the rain stops

>heres a creme soda from a shit mediteranian/indian place i went to yesterday

>>7166152
heres the meal that went with it, left is chicken karahi that my friend got, tried it and it was good, on the right is some shit dish the people talked me into because they didnt have half the menu. garlic naan were shit too not going back

>>7166133
gotchya. I have a habit of saving money, therefore buying big bottles, therefore drinking too much

I've never been interested in trying brussel sprouts since seeing these. weird question, but what do they taste like? and how do you cook em
thx

>>7166016
Not good enough I want u in jail were u belong

>>7166244
cool man you sound like a happy person

>>7166030
Lol

>>7166095
How new are you?

>>7165963
Houstonbro? I'm liking this weather, comfy as fuck.

>>7165873
Awww shit monica, it's raining here in ATX so I feel your pain. I planned on smoking a chicken, but that's not going to happen due to all of my wood being soaked. I opted to make some queso and just get drunk instead.

Fuck it all guys let's get shitty and watch some football! Panthers ate undefeated again time to celebrate!!!

How bout dem wangs

Go texans

>>7167246
>>7167800
>>7166682
got home from work and this rain put me to sleep, about to go to the store and get some shit to cook, not sure what yet

>>7167246
Fuck you and fuck the Panthers. My god damn Falcons have looked so awful the past 6 weeks it hurts my soul haha. Also, gonna miss out on the playoffs in fantasy. And I'm wildly hungover and slipped when I was fishing yesterday and opened up my forehead when I hit a rock when I faceplanted. Fuckin alcohol and slick mud....

On a more positive note though, glad to see another thread up and running. Hopefully that steak won't come back to bite you in the ass, food poisoning is really not fun. Cam Newton is legit and I hate it.

>>7168084
yeah i only ate a few bites and it tasted off maybe so i put it in the fridge for the hobo kitties, Ill flirt with food poisoning if it tastes good but fuck a bunch of that

>best friends 5eva

>>7166658
Only terrible people don't like cold, rainy weather.

>everyone in my life
>fuck
>everyone

>>7168116
well i like rain for sleeping but i dont ride vehicles with roofs so cold rain is annoying when I have to work

>>7168116
Bu... Bu... 61F in upper New York.
It wont last.

best threads I've seen on ck in awhile

keep it up and keep loving those cats

Stopped at the pastor truck after getting groceries shit is so good and crazy spicy

>>7168449
He stopped at the truck to get some gussoline for that basting.

A frost sword takes them out one shot.

>>7168452
You lost me dooder

Stopped at the bar for a bourbon and a beer

>>7168462
That's cool I got a 151 and coke.

I'll see your getting drunk and cooking steak and raise you by doing heroin and baking a bean pie

>>7166627
Not really new, I've been reading and posting for a month or so now so basically an "oldfag" as we call it.

>>7168488
Is this bait?

>>7168499
tobkek
No, of course not mane

So had an extra bourbon, I bought stuff to make burger, chicken fried steak or ribs or maybe some other shit any suggestions

>the haul

>the main attraction

i have been wanting a butter dish for a while

>not having room temp butter on deck
>laughingalligators.png

>>7168639
"Extra meaty" meat? WTF, USA?
Now 30% rectum free?

Although, now I've done the captcha and thought a bit more - given that you've bought beer that's fuck-all like beer, maybe they've got a point and you need to be reminded.

>>7168757
oi m8 iz u havin a giggle? iz a rack of ribs m80 they iz b advertizin there is more meat than bonez u bloody wanker

why so bitter bro? what country? I got a internet floosey in london that wants the D bad almost makes me want to take a trip overseas.

>>7168768
>>7168768
I have one of those in Ireland. Massive tits and a solid body. 7/10 easy. It's not cheap to go over there, but the more I think about it the more I think it might be worth it. Great golf, comfy weather, and probably not doing much else but fucking and drinking. Sounds amazing, and those tits... jesus.

Sonny side up on the day off.

>>7169388
Sunny like the Sun not Sonny like a pedophile.

t. English teacher

Got lazy and made a sandwich last night, was good

Are you fat OP? I wish I could eat/drink like this but i'd put on weight sharpish.

>>7170125
Same here man. I'll binge and indulge maybe 2 days a week, but if I'm not healthy on the other 5 days, I'll balloon. Especially the drinking, I have a wildly high tolerance and when you're consuming 2,500-3,500 of beer and bourbon on a drinkin night, that never helps.

I think OP has mentioned that he works in a warehouse so his job might be pretty physical. Also, it looks like he doesn't drive anywhere so biking and walking is always good for ya.

>>7165919
you'll be all good mate.
just make sure you cook it rare.

>>7170125
im muscular with a little chub, i am ok with my body a lot of girls with daddy issues like me. I do a laborious job and bicycle occasionally so i can eat more than normal, if I stopped exercising Id turn into a lard ass

I'm tryna suck the raw opium out of some plants I grew

it's like the plants jizz, it's all white and sticky and I'm sucking it out and chewing it all

tastes really bitter and kind of burns my mouth to be honest

>>7170146

all is lost

>>7170146
What

Having a beer cleaning thinking about cooking

>>7170145
Are you me?

>>7165989
>cutting up your brussel sprouts

Been following the last three threads and this is the second time you've done this and it tickles my autism something fierce

>>7172096
i dont trust they are clean if i dont cut them and wash them, ive found some nasty hidden shit inside some doing this

just making a simple burger cuz lazy

jalepeno cheese bagel(buttered and pan seared)
mayo
meat
american cheese product
red onion
sliced weird little tomatos i impulse bought
my homegrown picked hab/pepper mixture
whjataburger mastard

not gonna lie this was way better than it should be for the 8 minutes i put in

Your burger ain't got no grease.

>>7170110
That's not a Cubano.

"A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a Smoke.

>>7172208
>>7172208
Not gonna lie that looks pretty fucking good for a quick little meal. Haven't eaten yet today and that looks delish right about now.

You inspired me to try one of these OP, not bad

>>7173216
>not getting PBR in cans

sⅿh

>>7173223

It doesn't come in cans where I live

>>7173223
what's wrong with bottles? glass is inert so you actually get to taste the flavor of the beer and not aluminum can.

Yeah they try to charge way too much for the bottles here

Also caught my annoying cunt neighbor parking her car on the side walk, do I snitch her out to the apts?

>turbos back yay

>>7173291
oh here in TX coors light in a can and bottles is the same price.

>>7173283
Cans are built so they don't get metallic flavors now

You're more likely to get one from a bottle nowadays

Water source during brewing matters too

>>7173296
im in tx too, and yeah its like the same price with pbr but the cans are 16oz and the bottles are 12oz

>>7173291
snitches get stitches! or maybe just do it on the sly
and fuck yeah glad turbo isn't mince meat

>>7173327
thats the thing she started this banging on the wall and trying to snitch on me thing, so we've already been doing it back and forth I just so happen to be way better at making her look like a loon

>>7173336
Go for it!
And it's finally drink:30

>>7173318
Huh I've never seen PBR here I'm in Austin TX

I figured PBR was nationwide. I've seen it here in Georgia and also FL, TN, AL, NC, etc... Pretty decent cheap beer. Hipsters tried taking it over a few years ago

Does "dickered" mean slightly buzzed?

Ug just got robbed by a shitty chicken joint, this was not worth $20

>>7173463

>hipsters tried taking it over a few years ago
>a few years ago

I went to a school of hipsters in the early aughts, and PBR had basically been the unofficial school beer for years before that.

The fucking hipsters in Blue Velvet even went on about it.

You sound like one of those people who thinks sriracha and avocados only showed up a year or two ago.

>>7173493
looks tasty but i wouldnt wanna pay more than like 10 bucks

Your threads always put me in a good mood, even if it's stupid blogshit.

>>7173494
There is some truth to that. But I'm not ancient. Only 25yo

>>7173493
that's a lot of cash. Those curly fries look pretty solid though

>>7173403
I've lived in Austin for 20 years and I've been drinking PBR for at least 10. It's literally everywhere, retard

Hey Austinbros pls don't fight on muh blog k thx

>>7174154
Not Austin
But do you think your dog is faster than mine?

>>7174422
faster at eating probably

ug i feel like shit

i might try to make something comfy to eat but I feel like ass we'll see

>>7174526
I miss having a real fireplace.... This gas log thing fucking sucks.

>>7175066
Feel better dude. Is this hangover feelin like shit or you think you're actually sick? I'd be happy to whip ya up somethin if I was over there, no homo. Bein sick sucks.

>>7175363
Hell your gas is better than my fake

Also, puppy butt

>>7175363
ya im sick shit is weak af

>>7173291
depends, is she cool or is she a cunt? If its the later, report that bitch

>>7175578
how much does that heat up the XBone having it right above the fire? Looks like premature failure

>>7176371
Not one bit. Literally, the only part that is hot is the little blower at the top. The glass and even everywhere in the back is as cold as the room. Nifty and safe.

>>7176351
I'm assuming gut rot? That's the only hangover I get anymore and it's the fucking worst. My most successful solution is to drink more. Preferably beer.

>>7176477
Naw got like a little flu but it's going away I think

I don't really get hangovers

>>7173291
Glad your cat came back, it might have captured for some hot cheesing action.

>>7173291
>turbos back

fuck yea

>>7177050
Lawwwwwwwwwd

Drinking late in bed, spreading good cheer for OP

>>7177628
I swear, kitties get in the goofiest positions and somehow just dig it. My cats do this shit all the time. Hilarious.

Hope you're feeling better OP. Been Drinkin since noon. 8 Manhattans, 10 beers, and a few vodka, tonic, and orange juices. Whatever the fuck you might like to call those. Today was a marathon. Cheers! Tomorrow I shall be hungover and replacing brake pads and rotors on my car!

>>7177693
looks comfy

a new hobo kitty, im calling this one adolf cuz it has a hitler stache and it's a prick and hogs all the food, I don't like it much tbqh pham

>patti in the windows taking pity on the plebs

thanks for the kind words guys im not feverish anymore just got a sore throat, sipping some whisky cuz that helps i think i heard maybe

this might be a stupid burger but im drunk and feel like ass and hungry and need to use this meat up

>and naked

extra crispy

pretty much same as last burger except:
havarti cheese
bacon
shot of 'cha
made tomato and hot pepper into a pico de gallo type shit
whole apt filled with smoke

>>7178011
Jesus, look at that Jew exterminating maniac. And yea, whiskey helps. I always rock hot totties if I'm feelin shitty. Everyone does it differently, but I do a shot (or 2) of whiskey, squeeze some lemon juice into it, and then throw a tbsp or so of honey in, and fill the rest of your mug/whatever up with water. Heat it up and bingo, life is better.

>>7178346
also, damn that looks good. VERY hungover. need somethin yummy to eat. Come cook for me OP. >>7178356
yum

>>7178282
Never fry naked. I learned this from experience when I was drunk and flipped a steak the wrong way. Steak was good af though.
Also, what times do you work man? I always see your posts like 1-3hrs after I get up in the morning. Eastern time

I want your life OP ;_;

>>7178490

Bet he works the docks at Port of Houston or something like that.

Evan Williams is cheaper than Jack and better.

I understand drinking Jack for the nostalgia occasionally though.

>>7178566

jim beam masterrace

Inexpensive sushi for breakfast

>>7178564

How much?

>>7178762

bout tree fiddy

>>7178564
I knee you were a Texanbro cause of the Shiner, kinda cool if you're a Houston neo like me. I'm doing boiled shrimp, potatoes and corn with the lazy sauce my family makes

ya im in houston, i dont work at the port but yall have the right idea kinda

only ate like half the burger and started feeling weird, bout to grub on the way to work

also just in case any of you consider yourselves decent at tetris, you can friend me on tetrisfriends dot com and I will crush you, amatuers need not apply

FROZEN_PEE_BLOCK

Too many hobo kitties:(

>>7179629
Goddamn the homeless are taking over America.
Pic unrelated

>>7168113
your kitters and slight racism combined with what looks like a semi-high quality home make me so happy

>>7172201
11/10 please feed me

what's good H-Town, where yal at?

>>7180338
Holy shit I don't live there but I could spend all day reading that map

>>7180354
that shit is incredibly on point. you probably won't "get" it if you haven't lived in Houston forever, but this is pretty much exactly how the city is. I live around this area, it's a fucking ripoff. Great location, great food, great bars. But I'm fucking poor by the time I pay rent and I can't do shit except drive to the McDonalds and get pissed.

>>7180316
im not really racist I may just be too comfortable around coloreds

>>7180338
lol i like this, im right around gunspoint

k heres the selection

doing some shit

had to get rid of Turbo's winter house for reasons, well its cold again so im making him a new and improved crib with enough room to keep a few friends cozy ;^)

>149 posts
>43 posters
pathetic

>>7180784
um yeah thats because most the posts are from me, and it's 44 posters now turd breath

ok turbo is fed, bout to feed these 2 spoiled fat bastards then its time to cook some grub, i swear this thread is about food some of the time

>>7180807

Waiting OP

>>7180784
You new to slow boards, son?

>>7180706
Had that not your father's root beer a few days ago because my friend's g/f had a few left over and I needed some hair of the dog. That shit is fucking delicious. I'd never buy it, but I could drink those until I explode and would die a happy man.

>>7180784
Kek. Wat a fagot. These are the best kinds of threads. Bumped continuously and people actually keeping up with and returning to it to chit chat and bullshit. Go back to /b/, it's more your pace I imagine.

>>7180807
Even if it's not about food, still better than 98% of the other nonsense on this board. Hope ya cook up somethin' tasty! Also, the new kitty manor looks good.

>>7180959
srry but i got a little ahead of myself, passed out, woke up, hit the ronald mcdonald, like 1500 calories for $4 yes pls

>>7181044
thx i am honestly surprised the mods havent exiled me yet, this board is like 90% of my interneting tho

also
>this may be getting out of control

>>7181105
The cops will find you dead, in your recliner with a PBR still in hand being gnawed on by your pack of loyal, but desperately hungry cats. Your psycho neighbor called because of the smell.

The headline in the newspaper will read "Domestication gone too far: A story of PBR and altruism towards stray cats gone awry."

>>7181093
>like 1500 calories
>like
It's either 1500 calories or it isn't.

>>7181123
You must be a pleasure to hang out with.

>>7180782
Turbos gonna be fuggin slutes in there

Here's some slow cooker bbq beef for yall. First time trying this recipe.
Gotta say, it's surprisingly good

>>7171980
Yes. We all are

>>7181105
KEK.

You should keep feeding them and have a small cat army to defend you from the ethnics.

>>7181301
It looks dry and shitty.

>>7176979
That shit from the chicken joint looked toxic.

>>7181301
recipe plox

>>7181105
You fix your porch yet, big boy?

>>7182406
This is the only thing I can give you until I get back home Monday. It's an ATK slow cooker book recipe

I like you OP you seem content in life with your PBR, cats, and drunken concoction. Wish you were a SA bro i'd chill with you.

Tom chilling on the humidifier

New kitty, plus another one that is long haired but runs when it sees me, too many hobo kitties

I'm on my way to the store is 44 degrees Fahrenheit going to get some milk for a surprise recipes and is going to freeze my Texan balls off

Is anybody alive

> this is what I see when I walk outside

I'm incredibly drunk

>>7183424
new kitty melts my heart

>>7183710
Yes it's a cutie

it is my duty to make this steak happen tonight before it turns to the dark side

got all the tough fat parts off, i swear that felt so wrong

OMG u wot m8

ok must watch a few utube vids cuz im drunk and dont know what im doing tbqh

>>7183778
A little part of me just died.

>>7183791
i know man i had to poor out a bit of pbr for my dead cow homie's fat content, and by pour out i mean i burped up some foam

alright i watched some vids, im either about to completly farm this whole thing or cook up some marvelous shit, but im taking my time ok i got all wekkend dont get on the edge of your seats i can smell the anticipation

>>7183827
Cheers OP! I love the new negro kitty. Black cats have a soft spot in my heart ever since I adopted a feral one. Turned into the nicest cat I've ever been around. Also, black cats are euthanized at a much higher rate because people think they're unlucky. Sad. You're turnin into a cat caring machine.

Hope the recipe goes well. I'll be drinking heavily and cooking a few steaks tonight, maybe I'll contribute a few pics to this thread if it wouldn't be considered hijacking. I'm in GA and I think it's supposed to be down close to or below freezing tonight so it should be a nice crisp night to drank some dranks and do a bit of cooking. Cheers!

Did OP pass out and get eaten by his cats?

>>7184001
Cat niggers are some of the best cats but many people don't like them. Do you think hair color has anything to do with their personality and temperament?

>>7183790
Thats turbo right? Such a qt

>>7185180
I think people treat black cats differently than cats of other colors causing them to develop different personality traits. Such as not tipping.

>>7185917
no thats patti mayonaise, turbo is my outdoor hobo cat


sorry i had to put the meal on hold last night, my allergies are all jacked up and i just wasnt feeling ity after a while

will resume tonight if the steak is still good

>this is turbo, gangser ass hood cat

>>7185951
Do your neighbors hate you for having so many cats around? Do you favor turbo over all other hobo cats?

>>7185988
i didnt bring the cats here, they were here when i got here, but I will give them a box to sleep in when its cold and some food, i could care less what my neighbors think they are trash mostly, i cant even get pizza delivered because they rob the pizza man

>>7170146
Don't bother trying to harvest opium, not worth the labor. Just pick and dry the pods when they start to turn that dusty blue-grey color and then make tea.

>>7186017
Was not trying to disrespect you man i'm happy you feed those cats I love cats. I was just curious if they complained to the apartment complex. We should set up a gofund me for these hobo cats to feed them all/get them homes :)

>>7186036
also
>drunk

>>7186036
lol i aint mad except about the pizza man shit lol

im not worried about complaints, im probably one of the only people here that pays rent on time every time

>>7186060
Shit you got a dog as well?

>>7186062
naw my moms new puppy, her old one had to be put down recently


RIP in peace peppy

funny story, a few months after moving in, i was going to store some stuff in the water heater closet, and I think man what if there is like money or cocaine hidden behind the water heater. I reach behind and there is a plastic bag. Im like oh shit really, it is full of cheap panties

pic related

>>7186069
Sucks it had to be put down man, but he sure is a cutie. Also crazy to find that but i'd throw that in the fire...except when i'm drunk i'd bathe my self with them. I'm drunk so yeah i'd play with em.

>>7181105
Glad that besides cooking, you take care of them hobbo cats

>>7174422
I'll enter my dog in2 the race. She p quick.

>>7185180
Not OP. I'm the guy that post in in response to? Jesus. But to answer the question, yes, I do. I think there are so many innate traits that these cats carry. That negro looks literally almost exactly like mine. Yours looks like it almost has the little white tuft on it's chest. mine does too.

Was hammered earlier... Solid buzz now. meant to post pictures of my steak but my buddy and I ended up drinkin and I didn't take pictures. Either way, steaks were FANTASTIC! 1 ribeye and a strip.

>>7186069
Hot.

>>7186441
This OP's new haul? or another?

Eitehr way, I just bought 1.5 L of Turkey (81 proof on sale for $30) BINGO! Shit bottle of random wine and the Sierra Nevada Xmas time variety pack. Done drinkin though, I gotta do work on my Jeep Cherokee tomorrow so I can't be too rough. Cheers to everyone either way. I will bump these threads as much as I can!

>>7186477
>This OP's new haul?
yes sir i am collecting alcohols, im about to try and cook again but ive had some whiskey well see what happens lol

IT DOESNT SMELL RANCID!!1

>johnny cash night

>>7186693
Why's your meat always spoiling?

>>7186728
because im a lazy fuck, i for one reason or another do not get around to cookijg as much as i like, this week i was actually sick not just drunk...iam drunk tho

>>7186736
so right after taking this pic i was chillin and shit

heard this little faggot dog barking scaring muh kittys, went out and just followed it around the complex god i am not a dog fan but i really cant blame them, i am not a shitty dog owner fan


>pic not related......yet

>taters peeled rough on purpose


tfw the captcha makes me want to cook something else FU JEWGLE

>>7186736
nice cats

I only buy the memeiest eggs available

>>7186776
thanks friend, if you are in the houston tx area they are up for adoption both are friendly and might not have rabies

>>7186777
i am not in the houston tx area. what's with the hipster eggs?

>>7186693
hahahaha!!!!!

You haven't even seen it start yet.

Johnny Cash - Ghost Riders In The Sky (Live At Montreux)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmxB2BwVufA

muenster cheese on a tuna melt, try that out.

>>7186780
couldnt tell you man, i buy the most flamboyantly expensive eggs i can find, i rarely eat eggs

>>7186785
i been tryin to catch the devils herd for a hot minute bro

also literally never had a tuna melt, im an old fart i will do this soon

>>7165919
>putting it off for reasons
>>7165989
>needed a larger gas can for reasons
>>7180782
>had to get rid of Turbo's winter house for reasons
fuck off with this shit way of talking you cunt

>>7186854
>>putting it off for reasons
was lazy and sick so sue me

>>needed a larger gas can for reasons
it is to fill up my motorcycle from my apt instead of stopping at gas stations, i really hate picking up motorcycle fanboys this isnt /o/

>>had to get rid of Turbo's winter house for reasons
I ratted my angry black woman neighbor out for being a dumb cunt and didn't want anything visibly wrong if the apt people came to my door the next day, plus it warmed up for a few days and wasn't necessary

im trying to spare you people stuff that is not really entertaining, i would rather shuck and jive for you, stop being an autistic cunt face

>>7186854
>>7186880
im sorry that came off aggresive but you have caught me at an intoxicated moment...for reasons.

>>7186880
>for reasons
it's a completely fucking redundant bit of text and makes you sound like a moron. either fucking explain it of just say 'putting it off'/needed a larger gas can'. stupid fuck.

>>7186886
k dude, this isnt the thread where i pretend im smarter and more successful than you, sorry i didnt live up to your expectations, ive got more important things on my agenda atm, we are all angry white people on the internet i get it, my last response to you i promise

>>7165904
You sound like a fag

Fuck off

>>7186890
you sound like an insecure heterosexual male, we could talk in private if you want my throw away email

is this seriously the 5-7am /ck/? just mad at life?

k so letting this rest for a bit cuz youtube said so

holy fuck balls i bashed my bald ass head on this piece of shit i swear on me mum ill rek u m8

k so im bleedin from me head m8 and need a glob a goo, shit is fuckin cocked boys

>>7186931
What the hell are you still doing up right now? I just woke up and got some tacos and water after my night of drinking. Pretty comfy right now.

>>7186976

yeah my sleep/work schedule keeps my hours pretty retarded but ive been doin this a while

so i goofed everything, just farmed the whole project ill spoil it right now, it wasnt good at all, ill post the pics before i pass out tho

>>7186931
do a fat one for me, dude

>>7186997
Did a few too many tonight lol

>Rendering bacon fat I thought

>>7187025
Was suppose to be cream gravy lol

>taters

>>7187030
you almost had it

was shit desu

>>7188513
Did you divide that into 3 sections.... Ketchup sriracha and bbq sauce? The fuck mayne... Clean that off and give it to turbo damit.

Spiked ciders

Stopping by the grocery store but first hitting my bar and have a $5 mini pitcher and a shot, listening to bush on the juke box feeling fancy

>in this moment I am euphoric

1 million shots later

>>7188513
>St. Arnold's
ayyyyyyyyy

I love their root beer.

>>7189359
Man their RB is tops I bet they are working on an alcohol version, I will be all in

Got a few groceries

Sitting on a car eating tacos


>car is shit so don't hop on muh dick

Also I didn't get any onion or cilantro so I'm a bitter white male

>>7189425
Wow that looks like shit
>10/10 would eat

>>7167246
I'm 100% American and even I know that a sad excuse for football. Even worse it takes 4 hours to get through a boring game that's only 1 hour of game time. IT'S BORING GET OVER IT.

>>7167246
Do you honestly love watching commercials?
Are you that retarded?

>>7167246
If you want to put me into sleep mode, seriously, put me in front of an NFL match. It's so boring I'll fall asleep, that's one reason why I'm no fun at NFL or superbowl parties.

At least with EPL the game plays through, 45+ minutes per half then a 15 minute halftime. No bullshit, they get it done. And no stupid hollywood bullshit halftime run by niggers.

If the stupid ass NFL shit was so interesting then they wouldn't need cheerleaders. There's nothing wrong with hot chicks but that's not the point of the match or game.

this thread is depressing as fuck. just one sad fat loner drinking by himself and eating literal faeces and posting about it to make it seem less pathetic.

op, tell us where it all went wrong so we don't end up like you.

>>7168113

>dat dreamcast

>>7189478
Sounds like some faggit's got an axe to grind. Didn't you hook up with a butt buddy tonight?

>>7189478
If you go down to Christopher Street in NYC, even a fat faggit like yourself won't have any problem picking up a butt buddy. And how do I know this? A friend's parents lived there when I was in high school, a damn nice place too, they had it before it became faggittown.

>>7173403

This has got to be a troll, I have never been to a gas station or store in Atx that doesn't carry pbr.

>>7189452
ya he gave me 5 tacos for $3 cuz they were closing and lacked condiments, such is life

>>7189454
>>7189456
>>7189463
>>7189471
>>7189501
is this an attempt to derail my blog like the oyster fiasco? no thx

>>7189478
show me on the doll where the bad man touched you

>>7189492
i have every game available either burned or ready to burn, unfortunately it is not as great as it could be

merica

the haul

>shramps is big son

>>7166055
>>7166055
i hoped it was that anon. he seems like a chill drunk

>>7189320
>>7189332
Seriously, I need a buddy who drinks like you. Mine used to in college, but now they just sit around and smoke blunts and might sip on a beer or 2. Pathetic.

>>7189552
I fiascoed yer mum's oyster if you know what I mean.

bump

>>7165963
>Smoking

Everything you taste is essentially the diet version of the real taste because of what smoking is doing to your taste buds.

I pity you.

>>7190924
faggot

>>7190924
Lol bro I have a blunt like every 2 weeks max,no cigs or vape pens or anything but a dab every now and then, but I appreciate your concern

Fuck yeah I remember this thread a few weeks ago. OP is based as fuck.
Fuck all the turbo nerds getting all buttblasted about grammar on a chinese cartoon cooking board.
Bout to go get me a PBR at the pub in a bit.

Where you at OP I'm at a bar alone talk to me

>>7191096
Word, just got to work, eating some shit from a new Vietnamese place I found, it's good but the portions are not so impressive vs the price

>>7191108
I'm at my parents place for the holidays so bored as fuck. This place is walking distance though and i got whiskey bbq wings to go

>>7191108
What's on that banh mi?

>>7191128
Guinness?

>>7191131
Rogue stoudt actually. Never had it but pretty good

>>7173494
PABST

BLUE

RIBBONNNNNN
terrifying.

>>7191130
the cilantro?

>>7186889
> someone's panties are in a knot

>>7186900
You might do better on craigslist, men for men

>>7191130
Nice

>>7191130
Chargrilled pork, cilantro,cucumber, jalepeno pickled carrot stuff and some mayo type sauce plus I had them add a squirt of Sriracha, bread was really good but pretty sculpt on the filling


Also you angry people really aren't good at trolling but good luck

>>7190924
Sounds good op

Whenever i get home from work i check out your blog thread to see what crazy shit you cook up the night before.

This is why I can't keep my ftp running for more than a day. ..

i am running low on brown sugar this is gonna effect muh dry rub

kitchen cleaning shot

>this tequila is pretty decent, taste exactly like patron for like less than half the price

alright i just kind of went full retard on this dry rub but its kind of hard to fuck up on slow cooked ribs tbqh

might buy a 4 chan pass these captchas are workin my nerves

>waiting on dishwasher to hurry its ass up

if you learn anything cooking related from me, if you make ribs pull off the tough film on the back of the ribs, is it a dicknose to get off, yes, if you dont do it though you are literally Chili's tier

in the oven for like 3 hours on 230F

gonna get dickered and clean and play vidya or fuck with kitties

on my way

>to flavortown

>>7192515
GET OUT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOW

>>7192566
no u

>captcha: click steaks, post pork chops

wut

>not using your futuristic thunder cats knock off bike to mack on qt3.14 cobra bitches

are you even trying

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TU-MYe0SL9Q

>not jamming sludgefest


but on the reals, these cats are hungry for food and love


where is black cat?!?!

>>7165886
Those boxes look like shit poor people boxes.

Flyovers, pls. Come to New York if you wanna experience professional sports.

>>7165942
Sometimes i wonder how people like you wound up the way they are.

How exactly did you come to be drunk off liquor at 8am while taking pictures of your fat cat out in the rain?

>>7192675
>>7192679
wow look the hater woke up nice to see you

I would hate on NY but I work with a few NYers and they are no where as bitter as you, one is actually a very nice guy. now since you just appear in threads and read random posts Ill inform you that i have in irregular sleeping schedule, a job with irregular hours, and if you dont like fat cats you should probably hide this thread and get back to one of ourr glorious fast food threads we have on this board.

I am a pretty big howard stern fan even tho you probably hate that too

also if any houston bros looking to adopt a cat these 2 are really friendly, turbo is older and a bit rough but would love anybody that was down,

the black one im calling Spoopy for now, its younger, friendly and would make a good inside cat

if any of you people were serious id give them a flea bath and include a some food and litter to get you started, theyd need to be inside cats tho or its pointless, Spoopy especially deservews a home I cant stand that Im gonna find them squashed in the road some day

these little potatos goofy as hell holmes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XINlEYXA3k0

>>7192535
nice

just tried to get 4 chan pass, some how it literally already had mt CC info and shit but said it wouldnt go through, im a bit wtf over this

>back in ze oven

>tfw drunk for majority of waking hours today through ~250ml vodka watered down with orange juice or Dr pepper.

Can I stop being such a lightweight pls. And stop vomiting every time I get drunk...

>>7192909
im not as think as you drunk i am

>passing outright abiout nows

>tea is complete garbage

>>7192535
So fucking annoying, but can confirm this is true. I see way too many people try to season and cook with the film on. Ain't gon' be too good m80.

>>7192922
Before you go to sleep, how are the ribs?

>>7182630
>>7182406
Here's the rest, as promised

>>7193023
>thread is about to 404
We may never know...

>>7193744
I'm actually surprised this thread has lasted as long as it did. I've been fairly entertained keeping track of it for the past 9 days.

>>7192675
Like the New Jersey Red Bulls that are so full of shit it's beyond words? I'm from NYC and any team that plays in NJ but claims it's from NY is full of shit. Not only that, they're named after a crappy cough syrup tasting shit drink.

That's damn fuckin' professional.

>>7165873
>Getting dickered
I'm gonna have to start using this.

>>7193631
thanks m8

>>7193763
Ikr same here i check it every night. Op start a new one tomorrow please?

>>7194499
Just make sure to post a pic if you make it!

Frigging rights boys German frigga sack. Do you like 1puglife? Then we cheeched

Lol thanks for the kind words for frig snacks

Got of work and speed by chachos, they gave me a chicken tacos instead of steak so I got a free chicken taco, these portions are huge

And here's the steak taco, I will do my best to finish this even if it means buying another Margarita

But yeah I'll make another thread next time I cook, can't stay a thread on /ck/ without some visually appealing OC, who would do such a thing

And yeah guys gonna shill 1puglife on YouTube, real life trailer park boys fucking rights boys

Man screw auto correct I sound like a retard lol

>>7186880
I like ur bianchi
>for reasons

>>7194929
FRIGGIN RIGHTS

>>7166043
what a funny cunt

>>7166143
Perfect mane