/ck/ - Food & Cooking

What meat is that?

>>7121930
The god-tier meat are salted lamb limbs.
The shit-tier one is lutefisk

>>7121934
>>7121930
oh no wait, i mean to write lutefisk.

>>7121901

>>7121971
>not liking lamb

>>7121996
IMO Pork>Chicken>Beef/Veal>Venison>Lamb>Exotic meats
SO for me Lamb and mutton are shit anglo food.
>Tout est bon dans le cochon

God tier:
Meat: Duck
Fish: Salmon
Vegetable: Spinach
Fruit: Mango
Chocolate: Eh I dunno

Shit tier:
Meat: Mutton
Fish: Carp
Vegetable: Celery
Fruit: Persimmon
Chocolate: Who gives a fuck

Also go to bed Norway

>>7121934
>>7121938
Naa fuck you, lutefisk is good

>>7121901

>>7122028
I like you anon. You have great taste!

>>7122056
I'd prostitute myself for beets, but my brother hates them hard. I guess it's like cilantro, it's genetic, some hate some love.

>>7122074
i hate cilantro as well

>>7121901
>>7121902
Fixed that for you.

>>7122010
fuck off petit bite pierre

>>7122036
>Mollusks and crustaceans are fish
>Fungi are vegetables
Retard alert

>>7121901
>lemons
>shit tier
what's with all the lemon hate recently?

>>7122181
>petitE bite pierre
small dicked john

>>7122193
croissant

>>7122191
I guess american't cannot stand the slightly bitter taste of lemon without a kilo of sugar on it.

>>7122202
crescent

>>7122211
mille feuille

>>7122216
thousand sheets

>>7122202
>>7122216
>J'ai tellement niqué ta petite mère quelle a bouffé tout un cassoulet tellement elle avait faim pour de la saucisse et du gros lard.

>>7122028
>>7121901

>celery shit tier

Do you fucking cücks not know about a mirepoix

>>7122254
ikr celery is based. such a noble veggie.

>>7121901
>red onions
>anything but shit tier
If you had put white onions, maybe. Yellow sweet onions? yes. but red onions are garbage

>>7122242
che

>>7122254
this

>>7122273
shut the fuck up

>>7121901
You're supposed to put lemons in tea or water or squeeze some lemon juice on your food to give it the acidic taste that it lacks.

>>7121901
Worst bird meat is duck.

>>7122297
lemon tastes like shit regardless

>>7122303
>Duck
>bad
Duck is great and anyone who disagrees has never tasted its fat.

objectively correct

I've never had any fish that I outright hated. I don't eat much fish, though.

>>7122346
>>7122352
>fruit hive mind

>>7122346
>>7122352
>bananas
>shit

>>7122366
Nah, they're disgusting. Disgusting taste, disgusting texture

>>7122346
asparagus homie

>>7122375
The only disgusting thing here is your taste in fruit.

>>7122346

Am I the only one that finds asparagus overrated?
Expensive compared to other veggies and not that much flavor.

>>7122387

Oh and they make your pee stink.

>>7122346
>>7122352
Cauliflower (choux-fleur) is based negroes. I may come from a Euro background, but my people cannot live without based cauwly-flower.

On phone but godtier is:

>Meat:
Kobe
>Fish:
Salmon
>Vegetable:
Potatoes
>Fruit:
Strawberries
>Chocolate:
Lindt

Objectively the best list, my niggas.

Salmon is the most overrated fish in existence

>>7122461
potatoes is god food.
>yfw allah,jesus,krisha,yahveh all prostitued for potatoes

>>7122461
Lindt is trash.

>>7122466

You can be overrated but still really good.

>>7122353
Olives always reminded me of dog dicks. You have the outer "tube" part and then the red rocket inside of it.

>>7122610
Dragonfruit literally tastes like a mixture of nothing and cum. You should be shot.

>>7122700
>doesn't like the taste of cum
What are you, a faggot?

tl;dr of this thread:

GOD TIER:
>expensive things

SHIT TIER:
>cheap things

Pork belly
>game
Crispy skin leather jacket
>Fuck shark meat
Wakame pickle salad
>Asparagus is overrated
Nectarines
>haven't found a time or a place for starfruit

I don't eat enough chocolate to have an opinion on them.

How can people dislike lemon and olives and be on the cooking board?

>>7122056
Jesus Christ, they have extra dark chocolate? As if dark wasn't shitty enough

>>7122273
>onions
>any type

>>7122874
So when you're at a bbq you don't salavate over the smell of cooking onions? Hard to believe

>>7122822
Onions are cheap as hell anon.

>>7122700
Why didn't you just say cum?

>>7122888
Because the first time I tried it, it literally tasted like nothing. Like it had no taste, almost completely tasteless, even less taste than water. The second time I tried it, it tasted like cum.

>>7122906

First question is how would you know what cum tastes like. Second question, How would a fruit magically transition from tasteless to tasting like semen.

Anon you have some explaining to do.

>>7122923
Could be because the first was ripe/not ripe/way past ripe or the second could have been any of those.

Also, what kind of guy didn't taste his own cum at least once when he was a kid? Also you can pretty much assume what cum tastes like just by asking any girl, or the internet.

>>7122010
Chicken above lamb? wtf is wrong with you also most mediterranean cultures are lamb, mutton and goat centric you frog, not anglos

>>7122941
Latins don't eat much shitty lamb/mutton, shitty anglos and cock guzzling greeks strive on it.

>>7122366
>>7122375
bananas are god tier fruits you fatties.

>>7123019
Why did you quote me? I was displaying my disgust at the other guy.

>>7122941
Eastern Med and Durkadurkaland/North Africa, not Western Med. Western Med eats lamb, sure, but not a hell of a whole lot. Certainly not anywhere near as much as we eat other meats. My part of the Western Med is just about the only one that eats goat, I think. Unlike others, where roast lamb is the traditional Easter meal, my area eats roast kid. In the Western Med, mutton is almost non-existent.

>>7122989
Greeks Arabs jews, everyone barring the Spanish.

>>7122183
>falling for b8
Retard alert

>>7122191
Idiots are probably trying to eat them instead of season foods with the juice or zest.

>>7123050
and the French, and the Italians and the cock guzzling portugueses.

>>7123041
>Why did you quote me? I was displaying my disgust at the other guy.
I can quote who ever I want, this is a free country senpai

>>7121901
Hershey's shouldn't even be on that list because I don't even consider it chocolate. To me it's no better than actual shit. Can't see how anyone could enjoy it.

>>7123490
>was watching this video the other day
>american showing some brit some american stuff
>everyone having a good time
>some old lady chimes in "Hershey's is the best chocolate in the world"
>nobody says anything and it just kinda gets awkward

I was visibly shaking, cringing, and frothing at the mouth. I hate that I live in a country with a retard like this and possibly even more.

>>7121934
lutfisk isn't meat.

>>7122028
Seriously, fuck celery

>>7123519
what's the shit fish? ser ut som abborre

>>7123579
perch

>>7122923
Gay guy here who has fucked 100+ men and swallowed every time. Dragonfruits taste like cum.

>>7123677
>persimmons
My nigger

>>7123677
Please don't reproduce

>>7121901
>God
Chicken
Tilapia
Spinach
mandarin
Sarotti Scho-Ka-Kola

>Sub-par
Most game
catfish
Kale(100% because of memes)
Bananas
Crunch

>>7121901
>melkesjokolade

>>7124021
>Tilapia
>anything but into the trash tier

>>7121901
/thread

>>7124482
>Look at me, I deconstructed 4chan. I must be the first person to recognise how petty and childish this website is. Arguing and having opinions is utterly beneath me. I'm not going to contribute to the discussion, but I'm going to make this post to show aloof and disinterested I am

>>7124511
>I'm super mad for someone pointing out how terrible of a thread this is!

>>7124546
>I'm angry at this terrible thread so I'm going to spend my time posting in it!

>>7124567
>I'm angry at people liking what I don't like so I'm going to spend my time posting about it!

>>7124482
>>7124511
>>7124546
>>7124567
>>7124577
Fuck you.

>>7121901
Dude I can smell your fucking breath from here. Get a grip.

>>7123677
most acccurate so far tbhfam

>>7121901
I could not help but notice your png was not optimized anon.
I have optimized your png.
Your png is now optimized.

>>7123677
>sashimi god tier
>GMO FRANKENFOODS ARE EVIL BECAUSE REASONS
lol no

>>7122461
>Kobe
Ya, right, you're had kobe beef before.
Fuck off, choose something else.

>>7125182
I'm glad you're still around

Salmon is fucking trash

>>7121901
>lemons
>shit tier

I'll put you in the fucking ground m8

>>7125617
It's a good fish, it's just horrendously overrated

>>7122036
>crawfish

>>7125682
>It's a good fish, it's just that other people like it more than I do so rather than accept that simple inconsequential fact I'm going to call it overrated

>>7126082
The fact that so many people rave about it is WHY I called it overrated. I've tried dozens and dozens of varieties of fish and salmon, while decent, is just not a top-tier fish in my opinion. Go to high-end restaurants enough and you'll notice that salmon is rarely on the menu as a main course because there are just so many other, more exciting fishes to eat. Smoked salmon is a very common starter but it's very different to cooked salmon.

>>7123588
Perch is aborre in swedish, which in very common in our lakes. And it's a really good fish, not shit tier

>>7122346
This is the best one ITT

>>7123519
>fried chicken
>shit tier
Said no one ever.

>>7121971
>Eating lamb instead of the Hindus sacred animal
lmao

>>7122010

Except for being more specific with exotic meats all of those are better than chicken.

>>7122346

You don't like turkey, swordfish or cauliflower?

>>7122929
Holy shit anon, I'm not trying to just be a confrontational, put-you-on-the-spot, always disagreeing nigger like every anon always is, but I seriously never tried nor did I want to try my cum when I was a kid. Is this seriously a thing? If I walk in on my kid jerking it that's one thing, but I would be mortified if I walked in on him trying to taste his semen.

>>7122346
>Swordfish
>Shit
I'm sorry do you have taste buds in that thick head of yours?

>>7126105
>Go to high-end restaurants enough and you'll notice that salmon is rarely on the menu as a main course because there are just so many other, more exciting fishes to eat. Smoked salmon is a very common starter but it's very different to cooked salmon.
I have never noticed that. In fact, the last "high end" restaurant I went to had salmon privately flown in from the Copper River in Alaska three times a week. Perhaps on the east coast it is different because Atlantic Salmon is quite a bit inferior to Pacific Salmon.

The only thing I see at high end restaurants more often are Ahi and Swordfish

God tier:
Meat: poultry
Fish: squid
Vegetable: cucumber
Fruit: ripe strawberries
Chocolate: godiva

Shit tier:
Meat: olive loaf
Fish: haddock
Vegetable: Celery
Fruit: unripe strawberries
Chocolate: nestle

>>7127751
Hmm. Well I'm speaking from a UK perspective. I guess salmon is more a Pacific thing. The only time I really eat it is at Japanese restaurants or at home. I guess the reason I rarely see it on menus is that it's not a staple part of British or French cuisine. Modern British restaurants like to use local ingredients as much as they can

>>7127137
It's basically just a more dense and fatty version of tuna. I like fish to be light and flaky. Personal preference I guess

Good:
>beef
>broadnose sevengill
>potato
>banana
>lol chocolate

Shit:
>chicken
>sardine
>asparagus
>guava
>all of them

>>7122346

> bananas

I agree. They are nature's mushy mistake.

>>7123084
But lemons are good for eating.

>>7121901

bootin

>>7122871
I like extra dark chocolate. Fuck you.