/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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>>7099780
They are mandarins, stop calling things by their brand name.

>>7099834
Shut the fuck up

>>7099834
Shut your god damn mouth.

>>7099835
Look at all this kit-kat I am about to eat LMAO :)

>>7099834
fuckin piece of shit

>>7099834
I bet there a couple dozen things that you call by their brand name and don't even realize it

>>7099780
Yum!

>>7099841
>can't even make a proper comparison
You could have said calling chocolate chip cookies chips ahoy, calling hot sauce tabasco sauce, or even calling modern consoles nintendo's. But instead you chose to sound like a fucking idiot.

Literally 11, it's a quantifiable amount dependent on consistent human physiology regardless of weight, age, race, gender, height, etc.

The chemical compounds inside the Cuties can't well up in your stomach or they'll start to dissolve it. It's a byproduct of breeding oranges so small, the concentration of citric acid led to all sorts of funky bullshit that we don't understand.

>>7099848
You're right, I call your mom "Linda" instead of "whore." Depending on where you live and the product, many pople recognize the brand name better.

>>7099871

>>7099862

OR like how I call all soda "coke"

I eat about 2kg per week and I'm alive (kinda)

I remember my brother was around 6 or so and had to go to the ER because he ate like 9 large oranges. The only thing I remember much about it was that this nurse with long pointy red fingernails stuck her finger up his ass for some reason.

>not eating Halos ™

You fool!

>>7099862
or calling Jell-o Gelatin dessert.

>>7099780
are you me? i go through a 5 lb bag in about 2 weeks by myself... best fruit ever

>>7100103
You eat 5lb in 2 weeks? I eat that in like 3 to 4 days.

I think I have a problem. Help.

no more than 40

>>7099841
The brand is called Cuties you fucking retard

You even said "stop calling things by their brand name" as if to imply that the thing had a brand name

How fucking retarded are you? Jesus fucking christ

I'd love to kick your ass right now and give you a fucking swirlie

>>7099841
Except the oranges in OP's pic are clearly Cuties and not some other brand name you fucking plonk

>>7099780

These make great suppositories, but you have to already be warmed up

>>7099780
I'm not sure but they are so damn good.

>>7099780
...they are addictive.

I've been eating clementines for 3 days strait and my finger nails smell like waxpaper and taste bitter.

>>7099780
You wouldn't want a bunch of them to fall on you

how grow seedless fruit

thanks from estonia

>>7101498
Just plant everything but the seeds.

>>7101501
top jej

>>7099780
'bout tree fiddy

>>7101501
10/10

Do you guys refrigerate them or nah?

>>7099780
at Christmastime I eat around 6 of these a day with no problems other than constantly smelling like clementines. Make sure you brush your teeth because they are acidic.

>>7099936
Kinky good times!

>>7102194
yea

>>7099871
REKT

>>7099876
git mad

>>7104137
You came back a day later just to samefag?

I fucking love clementines. I usually eat a kilo of them in one sitting, two kilograms during the whole day if they are in sale.
You gtg OP

>>7099871
SHOTS FIRED

>>7099871

I once ate too many as a kid and got this bright red rash on my hands going up my forearms.

>>7105215
She's huge, geez

>>7105243
I went down on this chick one time and I said, "Geez, you have a huge pussy. Geez you have a huge pussy." She asked me why I said it twice. I told her I didn't.

>>7099834

NO THEY'RE CUTIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>7100094
>or calling Jell-o Gelatin dessert.

Gelatin dessert?

you must mean sweetened boiled bones dessert.

>>7099780
i'd say around 3.14 Anon

>>7099834

>>7099834

Cuties > Halos

>>7099834
I bet you call band-aids "bandages", q-tips "cotton swabs", kleenex "facial tissue", and WD-40 "lubricant spray".

>>7106351
>band-aids "bandages"
You mean a plaster?

>q-tips "cotton swabs"
You mean an ear bud?

>kleenex "facial tissue"
You mean tissues?

>WD-40 "lubricant spray"
You mean oil?

>>7106446
Nope. Plaster goes on walls in homes, it has nothing to to do with bandages.

Nope. They have many uses other than ears.

Nope. there are many kinds of tissue other than facial.

Nope, oil =/= spray lubricant.

>>7106459
Plaster goes on walls, but a plaster is for when you cut yourself.

Sure, but I didn't name them, drop the ear and just call them buds if you like.

Not really, unless you're one of those weirdos who calls toilet paper, toilet tissue.

Fair enough, desu I've never used it before.

>>7100350
Did he died?

>>7106479
idk anything about plasters

q-tips are for cleaning between small spaces, where did you get bud from

tissue paper (for wrapping gifts), muscle tissue

wd-40

>>7099848
Band-Aids, Weedeater are the only that come to mind immediately

>>7106484
Yeah from cancer a year later ;_;

>>7106958
roundup