/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7089004
Get a grip. You have a disorder, go see a doctor.

>>7089004
Yea i had somewhat the same problem i made nuggers and ate at 6 pm with a soda. Had leftovers and said i would eat tommorow. Around 10 pm i ate the leftover nuggers with another can of soda to wash it down. I know i used the nuggers as an excuse to drink a soda.

This is why i stopped buying canned soda because i will use every excuse to drink one. But i never learn 40 sodas for 10 dollars was too good of a deal cu/ck/. Im losing control

>>7089020
You'll learn when you get that beetus my nigga.
But I'm the same way with cookies so I know how you feel my man.

>>7089004
The only time I pig out is once per month after buying all of my groceries.

After returning from the store last night I ate noodles and kimchi, pumpkin bread, grape juice, milk and cereal and fried catfish.

>>7089004

I'm actually dieting now, but I used to do shit like that on the reg.

Down 2 sizes in 20 days and no longer get short of breath from simply walking, and no longer sweating from doing something mundane as going to the store. Feels good.

Daily reminder than any calories you eat after ~2,200-2,400 will be stored as fat. Each 3,500 extra calories puts another pound of weight on you.

Have fun dying at the age of 30 from clogged arteries.

>>7089004

>tfw binge eat every night
>tfw still not fat

eat healthier you piece 'a shit

>>7090162
Depends on how big you already are and how much you move, physically, but yeah (for example, my recommended intake by advice of a doctor is 2,500 for just sitting on my ass, about 3k with moderate exercise). But yeah, pretty much this.

Yep this is my meal plan for the week
I am not happy with my self and my body is disgusting. But I won't stop. I love food. Green days are health day, baby blue is treat day

>>7090335
why so many snacks?

>>7090335

>health day
>a fucking candy bar

>>7090335
what the actual fuck?

>>7090335
>vinegar painted haribo eggs
>bell peppers with mayo, mincemeat, cashews and nutella
>late dinner: oreos eaten from a clock with Moon Spoon

>>7090168
Not gonna spout "muh thin privilege" at you, but odds are you're a Mr. Skeltal. I've noticed the biggest eaters tend to be rail thin, at least where I live. This kid in my high school history class downed like three 2-liters of soda every day just right there in class. He said it was his lunch. A skeleton friend of mine eats two meals a day, but they're both generally fucking feasts. I've seen him eat like eight tacos and still have room for desert. Meanwhile I've been avoiding most sugary/salty/overly fatty shit and watching my calories for like a year and a half now and even with semi-regular exercise I'm floating around 240 lbs.
What I'm saying is even though being a fat fuck is inexcusable, it's not like they're always eating 30k calories a day. Don't let TLC summarize all fatsos for you.

>>7090335
>Snack: 4 Bananas
That's more banana than anyone has ever asked for.

4/10 see me after class.

>>7090335
W-what's a large butter?

>>7090335
>Snack: 4 bananas

americans everybody

>>7090335
>snack: 4 bananas

>>7090335
>Resweetened Nutella cubes

>>7090335
>4 am - Snack: 1 slice of Birthday Cake

if that's for your Birthday I'm gonna cry

>>7090335
>Caramel Pasta
>Fish stew with chocolate cat faces (cat caught in the fishbowl soup)
>porridge oats with sprinkling of cheddar cheese

gonna need some pics here

>>7090335
lol u r fat and weird

>>7090335

>large butter

>>7089020
>dem nuggers gave me the beetus

>>7090427

Are you trying to blame metabolism for your fatness or that other kid's thinness? That's not how that works.

>>7090477

>>7090335
>Snack
>Snack
>Dinner
>Snack
>Late Dinner
>Snack
>Snack

>>7090335
>Oreos eaten from a clock with a moon spoon

>>7090335
>first day
wow this must be bulking day or some shit
>health day
yeah, nah

>>7090335

>steak with hotpockets

I want to murder you

>caramel pasta

,..do i even want to know?

>>7090427

>Not gonna spout "muh thin privilege" at you, but odds are you're a Mr. Skeltal.

not really. i'm 6ft and between 155 and 165 pound, don't think that's skinny At All

I used to be overweight, never had "good metabolism" or anything like that- it's just a change of habits, regular dining times, portion size and exercise.

>>7090335
why even be constricted to a meal plan if you're just going to eat crap?

>>7090427

Yeah, not buying it. Sure, some people may have higher metabolism, but the simple fact is that if you burn more fucking cals than you put in, you WILL loose weight regardless. There is no such thing as "can't loose weight because muh genes".

>>7090477
Yes it will be my birthday. That is why it is treat day

>>7090335

is this for real? please tell me it is

>>7090569
That's skinny.
For crying out loud, to have any kind of sensible discussion on this topic we need an objective scale. Use BMI whenever you're talking about anyone who isn't explicitly a bodybuilder.

>>7089020
What in the fucking fuckitty fuck is a nugger?
NUGGET? DO YOU MEAN NUGGET?

N U G G E T

>>7090790
Stfu nugger

>>7090335
What the fuck is the point of making an unhealthy food plan? Why make a scheduled list of all the garbage you're going to eat when you could just do it and not write it down. It is for this reason that I'm calling bullshit.

>>7090335
Breddy obbeus troll XDDDDD

>>7090335
>>7090335

>blended pizza crust

>>7090335
>large butter
Holy shit. I didn't even read past that and I'm dying. I mean... what?

I've lost about 15 pounds in the last three months. About half of that was apparently the result of quitting taking antihistamines (it turns out that the use antihistamines are associated with weight gain in some people) and about half from being sick for a week and a half.

At the moment, I can't begin to finish a meal I could have easily eaten a month ago. My lunch today was a chicken breast and about two spoons of ice cream. And I'm stuffed.

>>7090335
>re-sweetened nutella cubes

>>7090335
>large cod
>swimming in gravy

KEK

>>7090335
>I love food
>half the meal plan is Ameriburger garbage

>>7090162
Do you even lift?

>>7090335

>thumb of hotpocket

Brb, glass of milk and packet of 100-calorie chocolatey pretzel Thinsations

Eating stuff at 2 to 4am is a bad habit i'm trying to grow out of but it's really fucking hard. I mean i have dinner at 8pm so i'm hungry a few hours later. Fuck.

>>7094488
eat more slow digesting stuff for dinner

stuff like complex carbs, protein (esp casein) keep you full for longer

>tfw fat fetishist
>tfw have a gay-focused body positivity tumblr
>tfw don't believe in any of that crap but i get fat guys sending me pics all the time
>tfw i hate myself because i know i'm goading these people into destructive, suicidal habits

How do my fellow fatties delude themselves into thinking they have eaten less they they have?

Here are some of my tips

1. I always buy a cheeseburger at McD's then when I buy a big mac/quarter pounder etc I put it on top of the unwrapped cheeseburger wrapper to pretend that is what I am eating
2. I have a sea salt shaker and a bunch of gourmet spices on my eating desk that I look at after every bite so I can pretend I used it on the food and that the food is home made
3. When I order large meal sizes from a fast food place I always say ''I'll have a medarge fries'' and when they give me large pretend I asked for medium using the justification of the sound 'med' so I pretend it isn't my fault
4. I intentionally broke my speedometer so it is stuck on 90mph and I speak really quickly at the drive thru like I am being forced to speed and cant stop to ask for 'medium' fries and have to ask for large as it is less syllables
5. Take screenshots of the McD nutrition calculator and photoshop them
6. I always go to fast food chains and if I see a fat child, I pretend I am his father by smiling at him and therefore it proves my fat is genetic as it passed to him

Not proud of myself but I still do it. Makes me feel less fat

I'm literally disgusted when I see fat people. Even family members. Just thought I'd say that.

>>7094584
You have waay to much time on your mind. Dude write a book instead of shit posting.

>>7094525
Says the fat ass....

>>7094584
pasta, this is from a dinner thread a few days ago. That was most likely pasta too actually.

>>7094584
this is a pretty creative post

>>7094536
>tfw also fat fetishist into dudes
Can I get a link?

>>7094652
If he outs himself I'm spreading his post here like wildfire

>>7094654
Why on Earth would you say that before they possibly link to it? Now I won't get my cute fat dudes and you won't get your callout. Think, damn it.

>>7094659
>cute fat dudes
Kek

>>7094652
you're not getting my positivity blog but have my porn blog instead
it's more general purpose big guys but it's a little of everything

bulkydudes.tumblr.com

>>7094659
please don't be gone yet ;_;

>>7094676
Oh, I'm still here! Bit too bearish for my tastes, but the consideration is appreciated.

>>7094663
Yeah, cute dudes who are fat. You can think of it as "they'd be handsome if they lost some weight" while I think of it as "they're handsome and they weigh a lot, score".

>>7094685
i found out a friend of mine knows my blog and so i've been too terrified to post the chunky

>>7089020
at least get diet. shits like 1 calorie even if conspiracy theorists say u gon get cancer. Then u can drink soda guilt free

>>7094694
At this point I don't give a fuck if my friends find out I like fat dudes, mostly because the person I'm dating makes it a little obvious. Are you planning on ever dating an overweight man?

>>7094707
"dating," hell yeah, but i couldn't imagine settling down with one

i'm all for being happy with your body no matter what you want to do with it, but i want to grow old with someone

>>7094716
Well, sounds like you're about suited for a body positivity blog anyway, at least more so than you seem to think. Just be sure to encourage healthy habits at any size. I see a lot of "well, Tumblr says it's okay to be fat, so that means I can and should eat three cheeseburgers for lunch because the extra weight won't matter" when the point is actually "be comfortable in your body while you eat healthy and exercise, if you lose weight that's fine but if you're not losing a lot of weight then whatever, you're not on a diet with a goal or anything, you're just making yourself generally healthier".

I mean, not the sexiest thing to recommend with your veiled fetish blog, but it'll assuage your guilt.

>>7094611
I weigh 150 anon

>>7094869
Yeah but how tall are you

>>7094584
cool
nice
i like it

>>7094880
5'8'' I'm not fat

>>7089004
Same here.

>tfw 2 am and just cooked some pancakes with some garlic powder
so delicious

>>7090335
Dude pls get some help that fucking hurts to read anon

>>7090790
>>7090796
Nugger BTFO

>>7090335
Man, the time you sleep just completes it so perfectly. I haven't laughed so hard in a while. Thank you anon.

>>7094707
Are u a girl? I'm a big guy, some is muscle. Pls respond, I'm musclefat.

I used to be like you anon, it's much better over here without the obesity and lack of control. I lost 100lbs in six months and so has my brother. Just weigh everything you make at home (fruits, meat, four, etc) and track every calorie.

>>7090335
>(Green Thai Curry with bran flakes)
>Breakfast: Yule Log
>Fish Stew, withchocolate cat faces. Name: "cat caught in the fishbowl soup"
>twice uncorked wine
>I hate Mondays Mousse

>>7095246
Flour*

>>7090335
>yule log with chocolate shaved off, covered in shredded wheat
my sides are literally imploding holy shit
this is comedy g o l d

>>7095246
It shouldn't be that hard to not be a fat fuck that you have to heavily restrict your diet and measure everything precisely.

>>7095294
I'm a fatty at heart, I measure everything to get the absolute maximum without ever going over. No biggie.

>>7090427
>Not gonna spout "muh thin privilege" at you
>whole post full of thin privilege bullshit

stop, just stop. you are so full of shit.

>>7090335
What the fuck

I had a 20 pc and two McDoubles last night at 130 in the morning while drunk.

boy was it a relief to get up and puke some of it back up, eating that much garbage food in one sitting just ain't natural

ive eaten 2/3 of an 18" pizza and its 7pm, i may not be a fatass anymore but goddamn if i dont feel like one

>tfw 5'11 135 pounds on average
>tfw you were 285 pounds only a year ago
>tfw you want to kill yourself because you're almost 138 pounds

Fuck losing weight, man. It's left me miserable

>>7095935
How'd you lose that much weight so quickly?

>>7095941

>Caloric restriction to 1500 cals a day
>cutting booze, sugar, processed foods, all fruit but citrus, all meat but chicken and broiled pork, all breads, cut 90 percent of my carbs, Dairy and cheeses and any fluid that wasn't water.
>2 hours of exercise a day once I lost the first 50 pounds.

>>7090335
>Lunch: Large Pizza w/o crust
>Snack: Blended pizza crusts

>>7095952
Well there's your problem. Eat tasty food m8.

>>7095935
>5'11 135

time to go maintenance mode bro or sis. that's underweight for a male and almost underweight for a gril

>>7090335
>it's Monday M&M's
b-but it's Sunday anon...

>>7090335
>blended pizza crusts

>>7094900
Same height, about 157, not fat

>tfw not a fat fuck
feels good being healthy

>>7095968
135 is very unhealthy for a woman who's 5'11

>>7095968
"This post brought to you by ConAgra Foods Inc."

mem qal

i am very sad today. i am sad most days. particularly today.
wake me up inside (can't wake up)

>>7098050
its gonna be OK anon, and you have good taste in fast food. I always forget about the taco salad. I'm drinking wine from a cardboard box and playing xbox alone, my only friends are 2 people I met on /v/

>>7098067
you too, anon. what are you playing? i dunno man i feel like they changed the recipe for the salad so it's not as good as i remember. there's rice instead of beans i think. i can't make myself actually finish this. what do with the rest?

>>7098080
>i feel like they changed the recipe for the salad so it's not as good as i remember.
they didn't. that's just the taste of your life more rapidly circling the drain.

>>7098080
You've purchased about 3 people's worth of Taco Bell.

>>7098080
drink more and have leftovers? leftover taco bell is usually OK, I always buy too much when I go. I'm playing Destiny because I can't afford anything new lol. I have a mountain of old 360 games though that I oughta load up, xbox one is backwards compatible finally.

>>7098102
>eating 1/3 of a normal person's meal
manlet pls go

>>7098105
>Destiny was released over a year ago
where does the time go...

>>7090335
>no cheeky bedtime sausage/milkybar combo

Do you even meme son?

>feel like I'm binging every day
Oh wait I'm bulking as well as doing 1000 cals of cardio. Kekkimus you fat faggots

>>7098113
yea, its expanded alot. basically more of the same, I do still like the game though.

>>7090145
Tell me your diet secrets senpai

>sunday
>clean out freezer
>find 4lb leftover smoked brisket
>decide to make a big pot of chili
>add lots of habaneros
>shitload of beans too because why not
>spend the whole day eating bowl after bowl of chili
>haven't even taken a shit in the morning
>couple beers in the evening
>watching netflix
>chomping down that chili
>mfw I've eaten most of it by myself
>not even enough left for a decent lunch
>eat the rest too

>monday
>still can't shit for some reason
>breakfast at wendys
>coffee and a couple smokes
>work as first aid instructor
>have to give a class at 9am
>feel bloated as fuck because all dat chili
>maybe I shouldn't have eaten these 2 sausage egg burritos
>nothing I can do about it tho
>arrive at site
>some factory making car parts
>have to teach them basic first aid
>set up first aid mannequin
>employees i'm supposed to teach arrive
>feel like shit but a man gotta do what he has to do
>bend over mannequin to demonstrate mouth to mouth resuscitation
>suddenly feel all dat chili
>all these beans
>crack a monstrous fart
>whole room silent
>all staring at me
>smell is nauseating
>feel my bowels move again
>can't even get up
>let out another big one
>mfw when it's not a fart
>tfw you shit yourself in public
>liquid shit spilling out of my pants
>keep farting

>>7098251

>>7097998
no, its right at the bottom of normal weight range for females but its certainly underweight for a male.

>>7098020
wut

pls don't anon, your family loves you

>>7089020
>nuggers

>>7095237

>>7090335
wtfamireading LMAOO

>>7090162
nigga on a workday I burn 3500 Kcal, not everyone is near comatose.