/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Fuck, I wish I could occasionally get drunk and down a meal like that; working off the calories being a non issue.

If I ate one item in that pic I'd feel like shit for the rest of the night.

It's garbage food, but I just want to gorge myself on it every once in awhile, but my body just rejects it and says,"nope, don't even bother trying to take another bite or I'll stab you with my pocket knife from the inside for the next 10 hours".

>tfw no KFC Mighty Zingers in America

I had one while traveling and it was pretty great. KFC is pretty shitty here in America for some reason. I never eat it at all.

>>7060046

im trying to stay strong and not buy some kfc this arvo

fuck you

>>7060055
Wow.
>tfw fatasfatass
>have eaten everything in the OP in one sitting before

It tastes fucking good in the moment, all that happens to me is I just get fatter though. I just feel physically normal if I eat something like that.

>tfw in burger king
>order 2 set menus
>get takeout so it seems like I'm ordering for a friend too
>They give me the look of shame as we both know I will eat both

kill me

>>7060211
When I used to order massive meals, I would do so not feeling any shame whatsoever. I don't give a single fuck what people think, you should not either.

>>7060207
A buddy that use to be really overweight, told me after he went through bootcamp and lost a lot of weight, gained a couple inches on his dick.

Oh, and stamina for sex picked up.

1 cup of brown rice, chicken, capsicum and mushrooms.

>>7060046

Since I don't have classes on Wednesday, I will enjoy the evening and cook some salmon, pan fry some veggies, either rice or mashed potatoes and have a good bottle of wine.

But truthfully, now that I think about it, I'll probably be too tired after my night class, so I'll probably just have the wine and pass out.

>>7060046
That's three days worth of food for me.

>>7060055
Yeah I'm hungover as fuck so that's why I'm eating it. Not as bad as you but it's probably been about a month since I've eaten fast food.

>>7060061
They're my favourite burger.

>>7060046
Holy fucking obesity

Shit man I hope that's at least 3 meals, for your health man.

>>7060046
pretty good for four bucks.

>>7060249
>buy bottle of wine so I can make a tasty stew
>my reasoning being that I don't want to cook any meals during exam week, I just want to microwave it each day
>drink the whole bottle
>go back and get another one
>drink the whole bottle
>oh well, I'll do it tomorrow :)
>drink two bottles a day and dine on nothing four loaves of bread during the full exam period

>>7060295

Yeah you're basically me.

Red>White

>>7060301
Red > White >>>>>>>>>>>> Stone's Green ginger wine.
I still buy a bottle every week though, It's what I deserve.

>tfw the double down is gone again.

>>7060284
Only thing I've eaten today so it would be 3 meals I guess.

>>7060303

I've been drinking a lot of gin recently.

>>7060046
thats .. a lot of food. I mean I could easily eat just one burger a day
cant imagine eating all of these

Grabbed a quick dinner on the way home from work.

>>7060061
They got rid of the fucking Twister wrap

It was the best fast food wrap you could find, and they got rid of it. I refuse to eat at KFC ever again because of it.

Home made canzone?
First time trying to make bread/dough
Mixed flour, water, olive oil, salt, oregano, and basil together to make a dough, then flattened it out and put cheddar cheese and canned tomatoes on top of it and then tried folding it but it had a few holes in it.
Undercooked the dough but cheese was leaking out and was going to loose all of it if I didn't settle with what I had.
Over all it was pretty good, the shell was a little soft but didn't taste doughy at all.
7/10 would make again.

It's $2 Taco Tuesday at Dos Amigos, finna get some bbq chicken tacos.

12 sausages, sauerkraut, bunch of asparagus and about 20 baby potatoes with tomatoes chutney. I prefer to skip lunch and breakfast, i never feel hungry at those times

Man, this board is pretty disappointing. Was expecting some actual cooking discussions, not just basement dwellers posting their fast food haul

I had 3 tv dinners two enchilada ones and one lasagna.

OP you are the kind of fat that TV companies make documentaries about. Take one of each of those burgers and one portion of fries, and that's still an excessive amount. Take away the sides as well and that's what I'd have if I felt like treating myself. I'm not a snobby or healthy eater either and I have what I consider to be a decent appetite.

>>7061660
maybe he's a sumo wrestler
faggot

>>7060307
>downward spiral intensifies

>>7061649

blame the lack of mods and then the shitty ones that do show up to delete fun and not, bigmac, jack, and yuro/murrica threads

>>7061549
Uncooked bacon, fries, salad petite, slab of meat in sauce and cooked bacon blanketed by slab of cheese

More leftover homemade Mexican rice with salsa verde and tortillas (crisp tortillas in toaster oven)
>pic related

Cream of celery soup here buddays, semi unappealing but added salt and pepper

Beef Stew on the second day.
Eating a stew on the day its made is almost a waste. So much better on day 2 and 3.

>>7061749
Jesus christ man, that fucking figuring makes me die of laughter every time.

How do my fellow fatties delude themselves into thinking they have eaten less they they have?

Here are some of my tips

1. I always buy a cheeseburger at McD's then when I buy a big mac/quarter pounder etc I put it on top of the unwrapped cheeseburger wrapper to pretend that is what I am eating
2. I have a sea salt shaker and a bunch of gourmet spices on my eating desk that I look at after every bite so I can pretend I used it on the food and that the food is home made
3. When I order large meal sizes from a fast food place I always say ''I'll have a medarge fries'' and when they give me large pretend I asked for medium using the justification of the sound 'med' so I pretend it isn't my fault
4. I intentionally broke my speedometer so it is stuck on 90mph and I speak really quickly at the drive thru like I am being forced to speed and cant stop to ask for 'medium' fries and have to ask for large as it is less syllables
5. Take screenshots of the McD nutrition calculator and photoshop them
6. I always go to fast food chains and if I see a fat child, I pretend I am his father by smiling at him and therefore it proves my fat is genetic as it passed to him

Not proud of myself but I still do it. Makes me feel less fat

>>7061846
Please be real

>>7061766
Would eat

>>7061846
You have taken shitposting to an artistic level that I didn't even know was possible. This is some avant garde shit anon, you have a gift.
I'm really glad I was here to witness this personally.

>>7061846
Kind of scary, homie

>>7061846
>When I order large meal sizes from a fast food place I always say ''I'll have a medarge fries'' and when they give me large pretend I asked for medium using the justification of the sound 'med' so I pretend it isn't my fault

I'm crying

>>7061846
nigga what in the fuck..

>>7061846

>>7061846
I hope to be as based as you someday

very basic chicken and lentil stew since I'm on a low budget. Shit's delicious though, wish I had some brown bread to go with this.

>>7061846
Eating desk is new meme

>>7061846
This is fucking hilarious

I had leftover chinese. It was fish in spicy broth with bokchoy

Made some Bertolli because I'm a lazy fuck who doesn't feel like cooking.

>>7062102
That looks fan-fucking-tastic

>>7062110
nice to see you again haribro

>>7062110
>dinner for two
>only 1 plate

>>7062196
That's pretty funny

>>7061846
the new meme: fatposting

A fifth of vodka with cranberry juice, and I might fry an egg or something if I feel like it.

>>7061846
bump because more people need to read this shit

>>7061846

Fuuuuck

>my eating desk

>>7061846

>>7061749
Can you make a thread of just your posts that contain that fucking pinky pie wtvr the fuck it is, I will bump it beyond #1, she looks hillarious.

>>7061846

when i get 2 subway footlongs i always get 2 drinks and slightly different salads to seem like its for 2 people, do they know?

>>7063367
kek i do this too

>>7061846
man, this is sad. why are you even on ck if all you eat is shitty fast food?

>>7060243
>2048x1152
>721 KB
>Potato-tier quality

I fucking hate people like you

>>7063367
They know, I also check my phone to make it seem like I'm reading someone elses order

>>7061766
That doesn't look like an authentic beef stew, anon.

>>7063947
>authentic
You're a fucking idiot, son.

>>7060046
>that wall

How' s prison treating ya?

>>7060046
>Go on /ck/
>'Whats for dinner tonight?
>See a picture of fast food

Fuck you seriously, I don't care what greasy garbage you got from KFC. This is not what /ck/ should be about, put some fucking effort in and cook your own dinner you lazy piece of TRASH.

>>7061846

>>7063945
kek

Stop making fucking fast food threads you disgusting manchild.

>he's not on steroids
>he can't comfortably eat shitloads of food and not gain any fat

>>7061846
>"I'll have a medarge fries"
>when they give me large pretend I asked for medium using the justification of the sound 'med' so I pretend it isn't my fault

Oh my fucking god this is the funniest thing I've ever read. I'm literally crying

>>7064034
FOOD? ON THE FOOD BOARD?!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>7064098
It's called quality control.

>>7064105
>literally doing a janitor's job
>they don't even get paid for it
I honestly don't know what you expect to gain by getting upset about what other people eat.

Just report it and move on if you want.

>>7063367
>do they know?
I think the better question is: Do they care?

>>7060243
Did that diet give you Parkinsons? Because jesus christ that's a terrible picture.

>>7064137
This

I don't understand why anyone would be apprehensive about doing anything in terms of social interaction (buying things, that's about all the social interaction these people get). Like, who gives a shit if you buy 7 half pound cheeseburgers and eat all of them in one sitting in the store, the employees there certainly don't have any high ground to judge you from, and why would they care anyway?

>>7060046
Jesus christ I could eat this as 4 seperate meals.

Fucking amerifats, never change.

>>7064144
Good one

Making some steak and french fries. Haven't decided on greens yet, will probably just open up a can of peas.

>>7064185
Stick your face in a meat grinder, you third world shit bag.

>>7064205
I don't like him either but that was pretty hostile

>>7061625
>Dos Amigos
In Portsmouth nh?

>>7060055
Be a man and build some muscle. You should be able to fit in a night of half bottle of booze WITH 2500+ calories of food easily without gaining wait ( even lose it if you're over 200 pounds)

>>7060046
I had pizza, and afterwards ice cream.

It was a good day.

>>7064185
Australian actually, if I was American I would've eaten twice this.

pic related is my dindin.

>>7066236
probably tastes nice, presentation is lamentable

Whole grain penne pasta with store bought "vodka cream" tomato sauce. It's not all that great but for some reason I'm able to tolerate eating it several times a week so it helps me out when I need a quick din din.

Breakfast: oats
Lunch: Two cheeseburgare at McDonalds
Dinner: chicken stew

>>7066236
Nice entrée. What was the main?

>>7066236
What's the red thing? Looks good but small portions (I work physical labour and am fat)

>>7061846

saw this posted on /r/4chan

lunch
>footlong sub from subway while at work
dinner
>3 scoops ice cream
>tears
>whiskey

bedtime

>>7060046
fucking shit, there is no way a single person ate all that. this guy bought it for his family and is trolling.

>>7066383
It's my regular big cheat meal, normally eat it in 90 minutes. Next time I do it will probably be in about a month but I'll record it and upload for proofs.

>>7066382
fuck me anon, you seriously just spelled out my dinner

Lunch
>cabana bowl from Taco Cabana
Dinner
>cookies and cream ice cream, blue bell is back bitches
>bulleit whiskey

no tears but plenty of bored loneliness.

cool thread

>>7060211
>>7060218
Lmao who gives a fuck, I've ordered 10 double cheeseburgers before all the cashier said was are those all for you, I said of course, and she just said holy fuck that's impressive.

>>7067521
Okay, Lilu.

>>7067521
Did you get her number?

>>7061549
>>7061716

Is that bacon under the cheese? Looked like a whole chicken wing to me.

This board is inhabited by fast food loving fucks who don't know how to fucking cook.

A lot of these foods are elementary in taste and display.

>>7064090
>all that, salty, greasy, sugar ''''''sauce'''''

Just looks unpleasant

>>7061705

Basically yeah

The worst fucking feel is when I go to pick up food for my family and they ask me for here or to go. Like nigga, I just ordered four fucking dinner entrees, I'm not eating here. It happens when I go to the ice cream place too, order four different ice creams "for here or to go?" when I'm there alone. I'm not that fat

>>7061810
Same, I'm not even a ponyfag but I get a giggle from that dude and love the butthurt he stirs up. Figure is funny as fuck

>>7070208

>i'm not a ponyfag
>i just like shitposting

Jealous of that OP. I'm hungry but I can't be fucked cooking anything and I have no interest in eating anything I can cook.

The only thing I feel a little bit like eating are the tacos I make but I don't have half the ingredients I need at the moment.

>>7060304

Duh double down.
....the two pattys as a bun secret sauce and bacon. Duh fuck is wrong with you!

>>7061625

Taco tuesday fish tacos at rubios thats my shit man.

>>7062088

Must tell recipe.

I will buy a cambell soup can add a can full"use the soup can" of milk. Then oven bake bacon"goood bacon!" And make grill cheese.

Best poor man soup...

>>7070212
>calls someone out for shitposting by replying with a shitpost

>>7070234

>op will eventually die from shoveling shit down his throat and sleep deprivation

>>7061846
What the fucking fuck? Goddamn, this is good. Please be real.

Just ordered a family size papajohns thin pizza

And it's all for me

>>7060061
>eating kfc while traveling
what the fuck is wrong with you

>>7070341
Nice to see the local menus, but I probably wouldn't do it

>>7070325
It's here

>>7061846
>my eating desk

>>7060046
Starting the day of with some quark.
It's awesome

>KFC

>>7070374
>thin
is normal pizza just a loaf of bread with "cheese" and sauce* on top?

*red sugar paste

>>7072354
The picture is deceptive, the base was incredibly thin, just the outer crust had a bit of thickness to it

>>7060046

A nice chilly bowl o'.

does anyone else like their 'za with the cheese a little burned?

>>7072445
Of what? I can't really tell, except that it has mint and peanuts.

>>7072460
I ain't taking that bait. And I like my pizza not quite as burned.

>>7060046
how do you not get diarrhea from all that fried food? Absolutely disgusting senpai

>>7072445
That's no chili, that's duck blood "ceviche".

>>7072511
Yeah, chilly as in cold.

>>7072485
Cold duck blood pudding.

>>7061846
>went to mcdonalds drive thru the other day hungry as fuck after not eating anything the whole day except 3 eggs
>order 2 spicy mcchickens, 1 mcdouble, a big mac, and 10 pc chicken nuggets
>be skinny
>all me
>cashier's face when

>been eating healthy the past month
>took up C25k recently, now on my second week
>been getting up at 5:30am for it 3 days a week
>have 2 weetbix with a banana and almond milk for breakfast
>not used to eating this early but I force it down anyway
>can normally ignore the late night food cravings and try drinking water
>I'm used to just barely eating during the day then getting fast food late at night and stuffing my face
>be NEETfag, poor as fuck
>can barely afford to buy enough food to cook
>spend all day on my computer most days, look at the time and it's 9pm, curse myself for not going out for food to cook and no where is open other than fast food places
>just have some rice and sweet potato and a bit of chicken
>be last night, extremely hungry late at night, drink 1.5l of water, doesn't help
>get in my car and drive, not planning to go anywhere in particular
>about to drive past mcdonalds, turn off and go through the drive through
>get a small big mac meal with a diet coke, stay in the carpark and inhale it

;_;

>>7060046
>What's for dinner tonight /ck/?

I've almost eaten all of it, but tonight I had penne in ragu Sauce.

The ragu sauce though I make special: a big spoon of garlic powder, red chilli flakes & a large slab of butter thrown into there while it all cooks in the pan.

I don't really know how to cook, but I can make this and it tastes really good and is inexpensive.

>>7072460
>with the cheese a little burned?
Fuck yes. If the cheese has no browning it's not done.

>>7072985
Stay strong

I didn't let the meat rest because I was too fucking hungry, trust me, it was juicy as fuck.

Got a photo of the meat as it was cut, way too lewd for /ck/.

>>7073115
Why is there catfood on your plate?

>>7073118
You don't eat fried mushroom in sauce with your meat?

>>7073118
what catfood looks that nice

I want to commit suicide.

>>7073164
Why, anon?

>>7070230
>I will buy a cambell soup can add a can full"use the soup can" of milk. Then oven bake bacon"goood bacon!" And make grill cheese.

what the fuck

>>7060046
why is your wall made of painted breeze blocks?

>>7073714
Because I live in a school that tries it's best to be a prison

>eating KFC

Never change cu/ck/s

>>7073714
>>7073722
My brother lived in some low income apartments that had brick walls. It was kind of cozy.

who wants to guess what i made?

>>7070341

Friend and I went to McDonald's when we were in Poland because we were hungover as fuck and needed something we could trust.

That's when I discovered the "chicken box"

America needs the chicken box

>>7074835
pan fried chickun

It is what it is...din din

>>7075022
Looks good.

>>7060046
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>7075032
He's American. You have to forgive his fatness, it's genetic.

>>7060046
mirin bulk

>>7075022
Horsefucker.

>>7064090
is that what steroids do? I have to work my ass off to cut weight, can you really just take steroids and not gain weight? And with no horrid side effects?

>>7075124
Don't be rude.

>>7060046
My immediate out loud sentence after seeing that was
"I hope that is for your whole family anon"?

Fast food for dinner because lazy.

>>7064207
Dont be a pussy.

>>7075174
What kind of KFC is that.

>>7075223
I think it is just called "spicy chicken rice" in Thai. Was 60 baht.

>>7060046
soft pretzels, chocolate chip cookies, nacho cheese

>>7075261

8/10 would eat.

>>7060046
I guess you didn't get enough hate on here so you had to post the same exact thread on /b/. Fucking loser

I made pizza, all from scratch (except the cheese)

>>7075261
You put a cookie in the nacho cheese.

I hope you die a disfiguring and horribly slow death for such grievances.

>>7061725

damn that looks good

Tasty tacos, corn, and sweet tea.

>>7075292
Cool. How did you make the crust, anon. Was it tossed?

Halibut

>>7075690
Looks delicious. What's in the sauce, or is that a broth of some sort? That's just baby spinach, right?

>>7075694
chicken broth, red curry paste, coconut milk, shallots, ginger, little bit of brown sugar.

>>7075696
Cool! How long did it take you to make? How much of that time was spent preparing the meal?

>>7060046

You inspired me OP.

Now I feel like shit

>>7075701
took about 30 mins total

>>7075759
Come on man unwrap that shit

>>7075759
I think that keyboard just gave me nostalgia

>tfw went to kfc and got a family burger box for myself last night

>parked on the side of the road and ate it n my car

So filling, I couldn't eat it all.

>>7075759
i had that same keyboard when i was 10 years old.
used to play warlords 3 on windows 95 with it, brings back a lot of memories you collosal faggot.

Thai salad w/ chicken and peanut sauce.

>>7075661
anon here: no, it wasn't tossed because that's next level shit

>>7076143
>tfw trading food calories for beer calories

>>7076819
don't need rice when you got beer.

>>7060232
>gained a couple inches on his dick.

More like he was able to see a couple more inches of his dick. Losing weight does not make your dick grow. He just lost the belly obscuring his male member.

>>7061846
>>7061846

>eating desk

>>7060211

>on the phone to pizza place
>Get asked order
>Can I get X...hang on one moment
>Shout to my non-existent room-mate what he wants
>down the phone ask for Y too.

Lobster stuffed mushrooms.

>>7061846

You didn't write that you fucking shitposting poser

>>7075125
>is that what steroids do?
Yes
>I have to work my ass off to cut weight, can you really just take steroids and not gain weight?
>Yes
>And with no horrid side effects?
No.
Steroids will fuck you up in the end, because they put a lot of strain on all of your organs.
You wear your body out quicker for the benefit of a faster metabolism and better muscle gains.
They also fuck with your hormones.

>>7075261
where's the nutritional value

Black bean soup

>>7078044
holy fuck that looks good how did you make it

>>7078069
Thanks bruh. Basically this, but I halved the recipie. Use good bacon is my advice.

>>7078069
>>7078073
http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/dave-lieberman/black-bean-soup-recipe.html

Lol forgot link

>>7078076
I fucking love anything bean +soupish things related

Meatballs and rice

>>7063367

Sup Jonah?

>>7078095
Why no real plate?
Too lazy to wash one?
Good lookin' meatballs. Not sure about that rice, looks like orzo cooked in chicken broth.

>>7078044
Very very nice photo. You should make cornbread to go with

>>7077023
Kinda sad desu but probably tasted good.

Itadakimasu

>>7078151
What ARE those little pink swirly things? I've been wondering. They look like candy but that can't be right.

>>7078164
They're called narutomaki. Tbh they look better than they taste.

>>7061846

>>7078103
Never occurred to me desu

>>7060046
>Spend a couple hours making a fish pie
>Realize I forgot to put in my hard-boiled eggs
>Realize that I'd forgotten that my oven was broken
>Put the pie in the fridge to cook at a friend's place tomorrow
>add some mayo, mustard, and black pepper to my eggs, mash them up, and have an egg sandwhich
>still ravenous for fish pie

JUST

>>7076143
What year is that triple? their 2012 was my best IMHO

>>7072460
>/mlp/

Fuck off pedophile

>>7075658
>flour tortilla
Jesus Christ man

>>7078403
Hey, at least he didn't use crunchy taco shells.

Flour tortillas are more acceptable than those fucking things.

Just solo'd a 10 inch stuffed crust meat pizza, extra extra large cheesy fries with a can of baked beans, mixed lamb+chicken kebab with extra naan bread, 2 liters of pepsi max. (had 2 mcdonald crunchwraps before this meal).

Meal was 10 hours ago and I'm still fucken full man, my stomach was distended for the first 6 hours.

Know what's funny though? I'm not at a caloric surplus, eat shit natty fatties.

>>7060055
Why does this happen? Does anyone know the mechanism?

>>7078374
Twilight Sparkle is a mare
A mare = a grown female horse
Learn your biology

Beef ramen, 2 hot dogs, a handful of shredded cheese and just a dash of ranch dressing. Served in the finest of tupperware.

>>7075759
I'm sorry I don't have KFC to keep the pattern going senpai but I hope KFC is fast food enough for you.

>>7075876
Don't worry brah, you're going to make it. One day you'll eat a full Family Burger Box if you keep at it and you can be proud when that day comes.

>>7078990
What toppings did you get on that sub m8?

>>7078990
>senpai
faggot.

>>7079011
Honey oat foot long with double steak, spinach, onion, tomato, hot chill sauce and garlic aioli.

>not using 4chanX or appchanX
You are as equally pleb as your taste in fast food

Had Garlic Steak Burger and Chicken Fries, also they gave me a set of cute stickers to go with it. Thanks Burger King.

>>7061846
I'm fucking dying

>>7060055
I think it's time to see the doctor

>didn't order an entire roast duck, 2 boxes of sweet and sour pork and chicken/chinese style curry, rice, a cheesecake with some custard and cream just for his dinner


Nigga do you even want to be big and ripped? what the fuck are your goals in life? assess yourself carefully and come back to me with your answer.

>>7061846
>3. When I order large meal sizes from a fast food place I always say ''I'll have a medarge fries'' and when they give me large pretend I asked for medium using the justification of the sound 'med' so I pretend it isn't my fault

>>7079327

6/10 eating table anon
needs some assorted spices

>>7077123
shoo shoo disinfo agent

>>7061846
>4. I intentionally broke my speedometer so it is stuck on 90mph and I speak really quickly at the drive thru like I am being forced to speed and cant stop to ask for 'medium' fries and have to ask for large as it is less syllables

Oh my fucking god.

>>7061846
posts like this make me feel like a normie and ashamed to be posting here desu senpai

>>7075258

I'd kill for something like that in clapistan. Looks fucking delicious

>>7063367

they know

:3c

I had a big bowl of chili cheese and cornbread for lunch. Don't know if I'm going to eat dinner.

having some dried fruit ( apricots, dates, prunes, figs, cherries, and cranberries ) and nuts (walnuts and almonds) and a red bull
I really should go to the store and buy proper food.

>>7060046
Rice, beans, veggie mix.

It's cheap, it's healthy, and it's tasty enough.

I am fat as fuck without touching fast food. I enjoy the pictures and the stories. I can gorge myself vicariously.

Half a Philly Cheese Steak and calamari. Its a nice change.

>>7075759
You posted that only to show off your undeserved model M, didn't you?

>>7080334
I hope that's Klik

>>7061846
it physically hurt to laugh so hard at that

Some McDeeees

>>7080939
For me it is the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich

>>7078449
For your own sake anon, having alot of muscle doesnt negate the health conditions that come from gorging on greasy fast food. I hope your heart is healthy.

>>7080958
Tastes like chickun honestly

Potato leek soup. Simple enough for a midnight dinner.

>>7080939
>>7080958
The Wendy's crispy chicken is actually the best. Chik-fil-a comes quite close, but has an added benefit of waffle fries.

>>7073157
Fancy Feast, anon. Don't you have fancy cats?

>>7081615
Looks good desu

something good and simple

>>7082038
>leavingthe spatula in the pan
fucking noob

Nothing. I have been fasting this day. Just some black coffee.

>>7082930
>eating fucking cat food for dinner

What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>7082924
What protocol bro, leangains or 5:2?

>>7083311
Just regular fasting. No protocol per se but aiming for a couple of days of fasting per week now to lose weight. 5:2 comes close in that regard.

>>7083297
>>7082930
It's a fucking Always Sunny reference you asshat

rotini pasta and tomato sauce

>>7083297

>>7061595
>CANZONE

>>7070374
what are those war-of-the-worlds-looking things?

>>7072460
>coca zero
>mac
>mlp
>frozen pizza

>>7083440
they're things to stop the lid of the pizza box from touching the pizza and making it all soggy

>>7083450
why 3?
why this almost never happens to my pizzas?

>>7083463
L2 english faggot, I owe you nothing

>>7083470
;-;

>>7066236
This is a depression meal but just on a nice plate with a pretty good photo.

Props though. Dunno what the little bread triangles are though.

>>7083463
If its a thinner box its just as a precaution. Also helps keep the pizza together if its being delivered or similar.

Its really common in the US for any takeout pizza.

>>7060211
>tfw diagnosed with stomach cancer
>before I went into chemo and became a skeltal,I bought two large pizzas, some wings and twon orders of fries and two bottles of a1
>ate all of it, drank half a bottle of stanislav vodka
>was so fucked the next day that they had to "empty" me out before going into chemo
If I go into remission I'm literally going to eat myself to death

>>7083463
>why this almost never happens to my pizzas?

Do you order delivery a lot? It's primarily for delivery drivers because when they have to take multiple pizzas in a single run they stack the boxes on top of one another, which if gets too heavy will press the top down on top of the pizzas beneath

>>7060046

fuck man. Normally a visit to /ck/ doesn't make me feel hungry but this thread is an exception

>>7060046
No food or money at the moment. Paid on Saturday. Wish I could go back to this day and relive it

I'm waiting for more pinkie pie.

Red Baron Classc Crust 4 Cheese Za feelsgoodman.jpg

Some leftover rice, and maybe some stir fried veggies. I'm feeling lazy tonight and I'm on a diet, although now I'm debating roasting them for a little extra fun.

Relatively small dinner today, but really tasty.

>>7087100
why the whole fucking stalk of basil

>>7087061
just got done eating it, cannot recommend sadly. way too salty.

baked chicken and tater tots

>>7087165
>uncleaned shrimp
>whole stem of basil
>giant pieces of scallion
>no sauce on noodles

1/10 would not eat

>>7087165
chef stuck in the 90's when branches and shrubs were A-O.K. garnish

>>7080958
if you mean the spicy mcchicken, then yeah

Chilling in Singapore atm. Good food.

>>7064090
faurk man, tren was the nectar of the gods. I ate mcdonalds almost every day after work while on it, 2 mcchickens and 2 mcdoubles, and I still gained size and lost fat

Kung Pao chicken with udon because I'm too lazy to cook rice

Crunchy bean tacos, reminds me of weekday meals my mom prepped when I was young.

>>7078515
what's wrong with you people

Salad cuz fatty.

>>7077858
on the side of the box

>>7060046
>no Chizza
Are you even trying to kill yourself?

Pizza pie

>>7074835
looks like chicken and waffles?

>>7088545
>qt pie
ftfy

>>7088090

I bet that's fucking thick and delicious

8/10, would inhale.

>>7081403
I'mma let you finish anon, but chik fil a's chicken is the best chicken of all time. Wendys original chicken sandwich, freshly made, comes second though.

>>7062102
szechuan is amazing

>>7072388
>>7076143
>>7080462

you win. best looking thing tonight

>>7080939


HOLY FUCK HOW ARE YOU STILL EATING YOU POS

tendies

seriously

>>7080958
>sandwich
But that's a burger.

Just got a Streetwise Feast for $17.95 because I get staff discount.

6 pieces of chicken, 6 nuggets, 3 tendies and 2 large chips. It's generally my go to meal when I'm not that hungry.

grisby stribs

>>7089122
Only weebs eat chicken legs.

having some cheesy bread

>>7075261
eh...
probably would

Leftovers day today, so a slice of chorizo and peppers pizza and spaghetti tossed with seared garlic, basil, chili flakes and tomatoes.

Presentation isn't my strong suit, I know.

beef patty with mayonnaise and ketchup
hotdog with mustard
fries with malt vinegar

Meatball pasta. Was pretty good.

>>7090142

Not a fan of penne personally, but the meatballs looks juicy as fuck in that sauce, lad.

>>7089407
>>7090132
>>7090140

>>7060046

>I live in Milan
>Domino is coming here
>*excitement*

fuck that person. what a fucking retard. there's great pizza in milan for very, very little money. I remember eating out in restaurants twice a day for a little more than ten bucks.

>>7090161
What's wrong with this >>7090132 ?

>>7084979
Good luck friend. My mother in law just finished her battle with breast cancer. May things go well with you

>>7060211

>tfw @ MickeyD's
>tfw order 2 Big Macs
>tfw order 1 McFeast menu
>tfw supersize that nig
>tfw order 2 9pcs boxes of nuggets (they didn't have larger than 9 pcs here back then)
>"Big party tonight I guess?"
>"hehe... y-yeah."
>tfw go home and eat all that shit
>tfw bowl of ketchup on the side
>tfw dip the burgers in the ketchup like they're giant fries made of meat and bread

there is no life in the void, only death

>>7090377
>>tfw dip the burgers in the ketchup like they're giant fries made of meat and bread

Wow. Wtf, anon.

>>7090857

I wasn't in a good place at the time. Lost 80lbs since then and got laid and shit, it's all good.

>>7090871
kek, good for you m8.

>tfwnogf

Pan fried trout w skin-on mashed potatoes and sauted fennel/red onion/leek + fresh herbs.

>>7089407

Back again. McDonalds this time.

2 Large Chips and one of those custom masterpiece burgers.

>>7092179
Those chips look too white.

>>7092179
1 large "chips" is just not enough lol

>hurr durr amerifats so fat omg