/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I don't see the problem, a guest eating your food? Ohh fucking no.

Getting herself messy is just her being a sloppy person, not a bad guest.

My girlfriend at the time her friend and her boyfriend came over, didn't even say hi ,went straight to my room took off their shoes and laid on my bed ,when I ask do you mind getting off they said "actually we do" I was so mad that I just pretended I didn't hear that answer. When i cooked I put eye drops in there water so that they shat their brains out later. Their feet smelled terrible and they were drugged out
>never again will I let that happen, so much regret not kicking them the fuck out

>>6999655
You don't understand, she ate his leek.

>>6999655
I'm a generous host, but don't go in my fucking fridge and take my food without asking. Especially when it makes the room wreak of onion. Not to mention she fucking hops on my computer too when I get up to the kitchen or bathroom. I hate the shit out of her.

>>6999650
>Fiance
>20 year old friend

How old are you

>>6999662
You could've just mentioned that instead of the random ranch shit

>>6999667
That's for me to know and you to find out, handsome.

Let's make a thread about terrible food and guest or stay overs of said terrible food. Or just culinary disasters in general

>>6999677
You're under 25 and going to get married, and you're worried about $1 worth of produce...

This is literally the least of your problems.

>>6999683
IT'S THE PRINCIPLE YOU FUCKING CHIMP.

>>6999683
i bet your the type of guy that works in an office and leaves his dirty fucking mugs in the sink for others to clean and is then like "oh it takes 10 seconds to clean whats the big deal"

its the principle behind it how can you not see that.

>>6999685
>>6999688
You're the pussy who didn't call her on it. Did you ask your fiance to tell to to stop?

Hey OP I hacked your future and found this picture. You fucking failure as a man.

I bet this guy's food is mediocre and complains whenever someone so much as makes rice
Pansy ass know it all.

>>6999650
You're just a beta guy. If you allow shit like that to happen in YOUR OWN HOME then it's your fault.
>>6999658
You are also a beta guy. People coming in your house and going in the room laying on your bed ? Tha fuck is this ? And you don't say anything about that just continue with your day ? And what ?
>My girlfriend at the time her friend and her boyfriend came over

For the future this is how you handle this :
>friends come into my place
>my bedroom is closed, I tell them to go to the living room
>one friend still decides to go into my bedroom
>I yell at him and call him on it and say that my bedroom is off limits
>everyone enjoys the living room

How can you not respect yourself enough to do that ? Fuck me and this thread.

>>6999658
Fuck kinda shit is that? No motherfucker should run up into your house and disrespect you like that and get away with it. You and your girl should have kicked them the fuck out.

>>6999662
Lock your computer

>>6999650
>Leek
Wouldn't she also be eating a shit ton of sand?

>>6999706

People still take the time to type all this out just for this meme? Really?

After reading the posts you responded to i told myself there was a %50 chance some retard would pull up this crap.. I could have guessed the whole predictable post.. Is this pasta? Are you seriously not trolling? Are you retarded? People still have these views?

Also, this doesnt make any sense:

>one friend still decides to go into my bedroom
>I yell at him and call him on it and say that my bedroom is off limits
>everyone enjoys the living room

Did you leave out a step?

>>7000525
It is not pasta. It took me about 2 minutes to post that. Why would I be retarded ? And what is wrong with those views ? Explain please.
My home my rules. You can't barge inside take food out of the fridge or go into my rooms without asking me. I find that to be the basics of bon ton.
I didn't leave a step. I thought it was obvious that he listened to me closed the door and joined us in the living room.

I don't understand why people would go through the fridge if they're the guest. That's just rude. Even with friends, you should eat what they serve you, you shouldn't be going through their fridge.

I don't hang out with pieces of shit so this has never happened to me.

>>6999658

>"actually we do"
>not decking them then and there
>not dumping your whore gf on the spot for being friends with assholes

Bed a best waifu, you spend 1/3 of your life on your bed. No one disrespects bed-chan.

>dating a guy in college, about 2-3 months in
>bake him chocolate chip cookies for christmas
>make two batches, give him the best ones
>include enough for his roommates to eat, too
>he doesn't try one when I give them to him
>doesn't look overly happy, just says thanks in a flat tone and puts them on the counter
>never comments on them afterwards
>takes three weeks to give me my container back
>returns it dirty

>>7001618

>dating a guy

He wasn't into mentally deranged dudes.

>>6999694
Thanks for the input :^)

>>7001618
hahaha ive totally done this

>>6999658
>When i cooked I put eye drops in there water so that they shat their brains out later.
Stop that. Eye drops are not a safe laxative!
http://www.examiner.com/article/visine-bar-prank-the-dangerous-truth-about-putting-eye-drops-a-drink

>>6999694
not op mang

>>7001814
Like I gave a suit. I'm just passive aggressive. And since they were ALWAYS drugged out its not like they'd know.

>>6999662
>wreak

Learn english at some point you pathetic cuckold

>>7002282

>>6999662
did you
tell her that?
you know, like an adult would?
something as simple and friendly as:"Could you please ask me before just taking my leek - maybe I needed it for a dish today"

>>6999688
No this is the Irish stew guy, I'm sure of it.

>>6999662

hi there op i just got back with ur diagnosis and im sorry to say that you have the ass burgers

>girlfriends mother comes over
>changes the heat on cooker constantly criticizing it is too low or high, literally right whilst i am standing there
>sometimes does this without saying anything
>will always make a comment about something being wrong or simply "I make mine differently" I don't know how to take this
>when eating she asks for shit still gobbling everything into her mouth whilst holding her hand out
>you give it to her and she uses it
>still gobbling shit into her mouth she holds it out in your face so you can take it out of her hand and put it directly down on the table because it does not fucking matter where it goes
I have got use to it but fucking hell i am glad my girlfriend is nothing like her mother.

>>7002627
Her mother is obviously a food cricket

>>6999659
If he likes leeks so much, why doesn't he... take a leek
Ha
Ha
Ha
Ha

>>7002627
I feel like I've seen you post this before
so many times

>>7002638
because his leek got taken dude
smh

>>7002262
>Lets people crash into his bedroom
>Lets them stay on his bed even though he resented that
>instead of evicting them from the premises he puts eye drops
>I'm just passive aggressive

/ck/ in a nutshell

I'm out, I can't fucking stand this anymore.

>Spend weekend with friends at one guy's parents empty place
>Make burritos for everyone
>Only one guy actually gives a compliment about the food
>Another guy says "I miss the (some store brand) taco spices"
>His buttbuddy says "the tomatoes aren't cut small enough"
>I say "Then how about you empty your plate in that bin, order out and never expect me to give you food again?"
>Enjoy a nice silent dinner afterwards

Fuck it. Whenever they cook, I'm just going to pull the same shit.

>>7002651
It's just a prank, bro

>>7002627
>gas on the highest setting
>Mum gives me a short lecture on why it's dangerous to put it on the highest setting
>calmly explain that she is wrong
>leave the room for a little bit
>she turns the gas down without telling me

FUCK YOU MUM
GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED

>>6999662
Three words, mate.

"Could
U
Fukn
Not"

>Make stuffed grape leaves for a family dinner
>brother-in-law thinks he is super sophisticated because he drinks mer-low
>says stuffed grape leaves look like turds
>no one even tries one
a year later at a wedding dinner
>ridicules me for eating a nasturtium that came on a salad

>>6999650
>be kid
>grandma comes over to babysit for a week
>kitchen fully stocked for her to use
>grandma can't cook
>takes good fresh broccoli
>cooks in velveeta cheese she brought
>all wilty and fake-cheesy
>used to it being steamed with butter, salt, and pepper
>ate hers to be polite
>mad she ruined good brocolli
love you grandma

> roommate is a moron, wastes his time taking college classes and shit
> one time brings a friend over to study
> they're int he living room for longer than I figured
> didn't take any food to my room
> proceed to starve

fuck normies

>>7003157
>eating nasturtium cum
Edge.

>>7003169
what kind of retarded grandmother can't cook?

>>6999658
>people you barely know laying on your bed uninvited
>with their shoes on your bed
>telling you to fuck off
>you bitch out and don't confront them and throw them out

Yes I realize I'm replying to an ancient post but I don't think I've ever been as triggered by anything on this entire site than I am now

>>7003256
kek

>>7003524
From what he said later, they left his bedroom. He just decided to ignore the snide "we do"

>>7003379
one that grew up in the fifties, the age of prepackaged shit
>in b4 underaged, she got knocked up as a teen

My girlfriend's friend's boyfriend aggravates me a bit. I'm a champion talker, capable of making conversation with just about anybody, but he certainly makes it difficult. One word, noncommittal answers that leave you hanging. That's not the worst of it though.

>have a few people round for dinner
>enough to serve everybody with a little left over
>helps himself to most of it as seconds without asking
>spills food on our grey, fabric sofa
>doesn't do a thing about it

If that wasn't aggravating enough, the next time he came round we discover after he departs that he managed to get chocolate on the same sofa. I mean, the guys not an arsehole, but I do wish he'd stop fucking damaging my furniture.

>>7003727
He sounds like that was pretty dickish of him, but

> One word, noncommittal answers that leave you hanging.

I do this to people when I just don't want to talk to them but feel they don't deserve to have me be so rude as to tell them so. Do you think he just wants you to leave him alone when he does that?

>>7003773

No, he does it to everyone, it's because his English isn't great. I can forgive him that, but it's fucking annoying.

>>7003157
>ridicules me for eating a nasturtium
wut
How? And why did you just take it like a bitch?

>>6999658
i once found two dirty lesbians in my bed. under the covers.

>>7002668
good for you

>>7002457
Fucking kek

Do you have that saved ?

Would love to read that right now

Nice blog posts everyone!

>>7002627
adjust my fire while I'm standing there cooking and you gonna get ya hand slapped, and asked the fuck? can't you see I'm cooking here?

>>7004227

This.

I'd just be like, "nope nope nope, I don't care get out of the kitchen I'm cooking. Don't touch anything, I don't want your help. GET OUT I SAID!!"

Then stab her with a knife if she doesn't listen.

Wow. She sounds fucking great. Marry her instead.

>>7001489
My friends dig through my pantry and my fridge, but that's because I have expressly allowed it.

>>7003727
>he managed to get chocolate on the same sofa
That wasn't chocolate, anon.

>>7003620
>thinking it's unusual for someone older than 18 to have grandparents who grew up in the 50s
I'm 20 and my grandmother was 18 by 1960, 35 years before I was born. My parents even had me at 30. Given how many people are born to parents in their 20s, the grandparents of someone underaged would more likely have grown up in the 60s, maybe even 70s.

>>6999650
>be at friends house
>having small get together, about 12 people all together
>we all bring our own beer
>bf and I bring our own tall cans
>friend has a 24 pack, he's about 5 beers deep now
>one of our friends come over too
>brings his three kids and his gf
>drinks all the rest of the 12 pack in about an hour
>forces his gf to take his kids home (not even her kids)
>when beer is out, he tells hosting friend(not asks) to go get more beer
>doesnt put in
>his gf left with his kids, he hits on some barely legal that friend's little bro brought over
>fucks her in his car right outside
>gf never knows

Eugh.

>>7004968
Sound like you hate him because he's an alpha and you're a little beta bitch boy

>>7004998
im a grill. It's more like
>drinks all the beer doesnt pay or contribute
>brings three kids under 5 y/o to someone else's house where everyone is turnt
>brings all his drama to the house.
>puts friends in awkward situation of watching him cheat

>>7005015
*little beta bitch girl

>>7005015
Also I was kidding, tell his gf and let him deal with the shit, fuck him and his shitty kids

>>7003727
Enforce a "no eating outside the kitchen" rule for him and him alone. If you eat like a child, you get treated like a child.

>>7004968
>>7005015
>not ratting his ass out

>>7001618
maybe they were shit?

>>7003256
poleaboo?

>>7002457
>Irish stew guy

Newfriend here, enlighten me

>>7005015
>enabling degeneracy
just tell the gf about her cheating bf

also
>raising someone else's kids

>>6999667
This.

Fucking kids have no idea. He'll learn the hard way.

>>6999655
Not everyone is cool with someone just grabbing things out of the fridge. Not to mention, the guy could have roommates and she very well could have ate his roommate's stuff with the way she's acting.

>>6999694
>Taking care of his own child
>Failure as a man

No

>>7001489
This. I wouldn't fucking dream of just going through the fridge as a guest, especially if it's only an acquaintance or a friend of a friend. Rude as fuck. It's likely fucking flyovers and trash who were never raised by civilized human beings.

>>7002627
Ugh, fuck mannerless flyovers

Also, the older your gf gets the more she will become like her mother, sorry bro that's just science.

>>7003620
>Not having little Italian grandmother who could make homecooked meals appear out of thin air with a wave of her hand.

How do you flyovers live?

>>7004968
lul jealous much fggt?

>>7004968
alpha as fuck

>have a friend stay the night once when i was a kid
>mom bought chicken nuggets for us to make if we got hungry whilst hanging
>friend gets up and makes half of the bag
>says he can't eat it all after eating only 4 pieces
>dumps the fucking chicken nuggets back into the bag and puts them back into the freezer

That was the last time he came over to my house.

>>7004968
I hope you posted that shit to facebook and screencapped the impending break up.
You don't have to look like a homewrecker when you do it, "lol, getting #rekt, lol douchebag steve gettin sum jailbait poon...." etc

>>7005177
yes, someone post irish stew guy, I never see it.

>>7004609
>Hey Fuckface, whatcha got to eat? What's in here?
>h-help yourselves, guys

>Mum comes round to help me out with some gardening
>I'm carrying bags of manure to the garden from the car
>My back is turned for 30 fucking seconds
>Get back to the garden to see her cutting open one of the bags
>With my brand new boning knife
>Then she sticks it blade down in the soil
>mfw

>>7003727
>Spilling food on sofa multiple times but not cleaning it up
>not an arsehole

Okay...

>spend almost 2 hours making delicious with bits of chive and garlic in them, making everything just right
>when they come out of the oven, most people immediately resort to using jam

I was so fucking upset. They didnt even try it without the jam. I spent a long time making sure the chive/garlic flavor would go great with the biscuits and they just treated it like a normal biscuit

>>7003379
It's possible. My mom never learned how to cook anything good because my dad was a chef and he always cooked everything.

>>7003256
>mfw this is the sole reason I will occasionally have a beer bottle filled with piss sitting in my room

>>7008868
You gotta make people eat it, put it in their hands, tell them how you made it and urge them to try it. The average person doesn't like leaving their comfort zone to try new things so you have to convince them that it's worth it.

>half brother moves in because he's shit at managing his money and in huge debt
>said it be only him for two weeks
>a couple days later he brings his two kids
>and his girlfriend
>and his girlfriends kid
>and their girlfriends sister
>and their fucking dog
>all in a room as small as a dorm room at a university
>says it's only for the two weeks
>the kids go into my room in the morning and take my ipad to use netflix almost every day and don't let me fap
>the girlfriend cooks and she uses her food, but uses my pots and pans
>leaves the food in the pans for days as they slowly eat it and eventually throw it away
>they don't even clean the second restroom they were using
>they only wash the dishes when they're out of dishes
>put up with it because it's my half brother and he's family, plus I'm working 12-16 hour days so it's not like I'm there all the time
>they get into a fight at midnight
>they break up
>half brother leaves
>gf, sister and her kid don't have anywhere to go
>have literally no connection but let her stay a couple of days
>ends up being two weeks before she finds a place
>never even offers compensation for staying there for free

never again

>>7011099
Lol what a fuckig beta faggot
So what if he's family? He's an asshole. I grew up in a family of assholes and cutting all contact with them and kicking them out of my own house was the best thing I ever did. Grow a pair.

>>7005018
Don't live a shitty power fantasy through an asshole. He's the king of dicks, the kind of guy who doesn't deserve modern life. Self centered dick bag who uses others as he pleases.

Why don't you just become a sociopath like him? Or just take his dick since you love him so much.

>>7011099
Yeah, I learned to never let someone stay for free. I was naive about this stuff and so I gave people the benefit of a doubt too much.

>always clean dishes and make sure my parent's kitchen is clean
>organize tupperware from: "disorganized clusterfuck" into a normal kitchen cabinet.
>Put tops of containers underneath the containers and stack them ontop
>Every. Single. Day. my mom fucks it up
>cooks food and leaves the skillets just sitting in the sink with soap on it
>puts the dog toys in the sink to be cleaned with the dishes
>doesn't dry the glass just rinses it and lets it air dry on the drying rack
>Never cleans the coffee machine and leaves used beans/water in the machine all the time
>just tosses the tupperware into the cabinet and closes that shit
>uses our eating plates to put dog food on when the dog has a bowl and we have paper plates.
I would speak up but i used to be a little asshole and never clean my dishes so i know shes gonna use that against me.

>>7011263
>So what if he's family? He's an asshole. I grew up in a family of assholes and cutting all contact with them and kicking them out of my own house was the best thing I ever did. Grow a pair.

>>7005321
>mfw i had an old school southern as fuck grandma
>mfw homemade ham biscuits and grits for breakfast
>mfw pecan pies and fresh peach turnovers for thanksgiving
>mfw her barbecue was better than Smithfield's
>mfw my mom inherited zero of her cooking skills
>mfw she passed away earlier this year
;_;

>>7013361
I feel you there. My mom has way too much shit she never uses in her kitchen and the whole thing is a big mess.

>she puts trash in the sink rather than taking it to the trash can
>she uses Stover's plastic trays to feed the cats, even though I bought her a ceramic bowl last year

It... It sucks when you grow up and realize that you have your shit together better than your parents.

>>7013497
AW YOUR GRAMMA PASSED AWAY SO SAD

>>7004968
People would call this 'Alpha' behaviour but most mature adults would call this 'acting like a cunt'

This is why women think all men are pigs.

There's nothing wrong with acting civilized and treating people with respect.

>>7005087
Seconding this. Bitch-ass cheaters deserve no mercy.

>>7013554
And what about the girl who fucked him? I mean, that's the entire reason he behaves like that - because it works. If women want men to stop behaving like pigs then they should stop enabling it.

>>7013631
>it's not my fault! i'm a product of my environment!

fuck off

This isn't as bad as some in this thread, but

> Invite friends over to watch game
> Provide beer
> Whenever someone finishes a beer they just put it down somewhere and grab a new one
> fucking empty beers all over the house now
> a couple half full ones are lost among the empties
> trash can is right next to fridge

It ain't that hard to clean up but still

>>7013654
> a couple half full ones are lost among the empties

I hate that shit the most, or if its full of cigarette butts. I always end up spilling it when cleaning up

You should put a separate trash can for empty beer by the sofa. Tell them beforehand you're trying to recycle them.

>>7005243
>tfw when 30 years old
>met my wife freshman year of high school
>both of us were kissless virgins when we started dating
>got married at 21
>been married 9 years now without a hiccup
This triggers degenerate millennials. Stop whoring yourself during your teenage years and wait for someone worth it and you'll have a better life. Then you won't have to explain to your kids about mommy and daddy's ex boyfriends/girlfriends that they fucked and sucked before they made him/her

>>7013674
Speaking of millennials, I had a thread on who were the worst customers and it got deleted.

>>7013676
Yeah there is a Nazi mod on /ck/. He/she deletes everything that triggers him/her. Judging on posts/threads I've seen deleted, I believe him to be a millennial SJW who either is or is very sympathetic to trannies and minorities

>get home from work about 12:30
>go in the kitchen to get a drink and some food
>see my cast iron pan sitting in the sink filled with water
>dump out the water rinse it out see huge scratch marks on it and shit burnt to it
>Find out my brother thought out of all the pans to make eggs in this was the best one
>he burnt the eggs cheese and other shit he put in it
>tried useing steel wool on it but it wouldint come off
>used a fucking fork to try and clean it
>my dad told him just to let it soak
Pic related

>>7013922
I forgot to say he didint use any oil and walked away to use the bathroom or somthing while it was on high

>>7013922
i did that once as a child with my grandma's cast iron pan, i was about 10 and thought i'd make her breakfast for once instead of her making it for me. i got pretty horrified pretty quick when the eggs clung to the pan and it got all mucked up. i learned a lot about cast iron that day.

>>7013643
>dodging the question
>a-all girls are pure angels and not responsible for their own decisions.

>cooking a turkey
>friend comes over
>uninvited, unannounced
>asks if I want to go some place
>tell him I have a turkey in the oven, need to wait until it is done
>he asks if he can have some when it is done
>say sure
>he gets on his phone and starts inviting people over to my place to eat my turkey
>tell him politely that this is not a dinner party, that is my food for the week
I've since moved. Haven't told him that I moved or where the new place is. Don't need that in my life.

>>7013643
It takes two to tango unless you want to change this into a rape story.

>>7013334
>>7013334
>Was 19.
>Lives across the country away from family. Need roommates in order to live cheap.
>Move in with a friend who has one other roommate who was also a friend. One we will call Japanophile and the other we will call the Mormon.
>I move in and Japanophile tells me that he's going on deployment and Mormon doesn't have a job and lost his GI Bill with some sort of paperwork mishap from the school.
>Find out that Mormon has severe social anxiety issues.
>help Mormon dress up for interviews and practice interviews.
>Mormon doesn't help clean the kitchen, take out trash, or any cleaning at all.
>Other military dudes move into the two bedroom place to bring down the rent.
>Place becomes intolerable.
>I leave in the middle of the night with a car full of my stuff.
>they get evicted. I dodged it since I wasn't on the lease.

I call that place the house of many people. It was awful.

>>7013531
lol

>>7014058
what the hell

having someone come over out of the blue like that isn't a friend m8

>>7014280
average roommate experience

>>7013361
>puts the dog toys in the sink to be cleaned with the dishes

despicable

>>7013654
This is like highschool tier party

>>7013631
since she was barely connected i doubbbt she realised he was with someone

>>7013443

You may think he's being edgy but he's right. Some people are just assholes and you need to cut them out of your life, even if they're family. They'll just drag you down otherwise.

>>7000066
This. I get mad enough to start yelling and making threats if someone fucks with my house or takes shit without asking. Im usually pretty easy going, but not with that. I still remember 10 fucking years ago when I was taking a nap in my room, I heard my roomates friend open the fridge and take a soda. Before he even opened it I hopped up and went to the kitchen and took it from him. They all hated me and talked shit behind my back after that. Good. Dont be a theiving nigger and at least pretend to have some fucking manners.
People used to have manners a long time ago because they would beat the shit out of you or straight up murder you if you offended them.

>>7011099
>not extorting sex or blowjobs from the two women and/or kids.

All joking aside Id try to get the ex gf or sister to suck me off everyday until they either did it (everyday) or they got fed up and left. Ill be damed if id house a bitch and her fucking kids and I dont even get blowjobs for it.

>Friends (4-5 of us) meet weekly to hang out and have dinner.
>When I'm at theirs they cook the cheapest food imaginable in the most unimaginative (and flavourless) way.
>When they're at mine half of them don't bring a snack or a drink to contribute.

>>7000525
>People still have these views?
What are you? A junkie?

I can think of one person I know who I'd qualify as a poor guest.

He gets too drunk too quickly, not that he's a shitty drunk, just that he tends to vomit... loudly... and miss the toilet.

He also likes to steal food from people, no matter how much food is available. He once tried to take a slice of home-made pizza from my plate while he was standing right next to the rest of the massive pizza, which was conveniently cut into moderate portions.

When he finds his way here, several of my friends will challenge him to eat my hot sauces and peppers... it's worth the loss of sauce to watch him pass his pain threshold.

>>7014293
>average roomate experience
Maybe if you live with child like college age brats

>>7005015
L O N D O N
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>>7013443
"Having blood relation means someone can do no evil; they are always pure, undirtied, and should be welcomed with arms spread and hearts unconditional"

-Hitler, at his cousins doorstep after losing WW2

>>7014982
Nah, he's right. I had a few other experiences like the house of many people afterwards because I didn't put my foot down early enough and shit got out of hand.

As much as it's nice to think that most people are clean enough to not neglect the basics like dishes and trash, they just don't.

I now live with a house with three guys. One is like 30ish with a kid(who doesn't live here), another that's late 20s, and the third I have no idea. They're all filthy. I moved in to save a good 600 a month. Wasn't worth. I've had wave of bugs and more bugs.

>see moths in kitchen.
>look inside my dry pasta box and find webs. Get pissed.
>tell roommates that there are moths and stuff needs to be cleaned out. I moved in where they already lived here. I don't know who's stuff belongs to who.
>two weeks go by. All my food has already been separated and stored in containers in the garage instead of the kitchen.
>I cook food and eat like I'm in a prison.
>abandon ship at night because I can't stand sleeping with moths.
>moths EVERYWHERE.
>I get pissed and start throwing out things at random.
>dressing allahu ackbar so I don't get moths in mouth.
>guests who come over to visit roommates get grossed out.
>roommates finally get bombs and traps and remove the things.
>After bomb has been done, shit sits on the floor of the kitchen for two months. I am not touching it since I'm leaving at the end of the lease and it's their shit.
>still keeping things in the garage separated from theirs.

Their shit habits attracted tons of flies, fruit flies, and carpet beetles.

>>7004968
>>his gf left with his kids, he hits on some barely legal that friend's little bro brought over
>>fucks her in his car right outside
>>gf never knows
NICE

>>7011012

ever since I got my dick pierced it's been impossible to piss into bottles while at my computer. nobody told me this was going to be an issue and I'm a little upset

>>7015179
>Putting something literally in the area near your urethra
>"Why can't I piss straight? Is there something blocking the path?"

Who knew?

>>7015143
>muh anecdotal evidence
You must know slobs then
I had roomates that did small things that annoy me but never like a fucking slob tier.
Must be people that never really had to do things for themselves.

>>7000525

>people still have these views

What views? Please respect my house and my bed? Totally fucking heinous I know.

>>7004166
Did you wash them?

>>7015179
Just pretend your dick is a recorder and plug the holes with your fingers.