/ck/ - Food & Cooking

It's not even fucking cooked again

>>6947431
dat shit is raw as fuark

>its almost like its smoked

>almost like it's smoked

top fucking kek

He cooked it to an internal temperature of 160 F. Which is great if you're doing a pork roast.

But this isn't a roast. It's intended to be pulled pork, which is cooked for hours on end so the protein breaks down and falls apart.

>>6947431
raw pork my favorite

can we start banning anytime this cucks videos are posted, anytime i see one of his abominations i dont want to live on this planet anymore

>>6947501
No, we can not.

>>6947431
Heated up some chef boyardee for this video

>>6947431
What a fucking idiot. Keep the videos coming, though.

>>6947431
Who the fuck serves a pickle with a bbq sandwich?

>>6947613
Uhh anyone with taste cells?

>>6947613
King ja/ck/ does.

Also, so you thing he knows of /ck/? Do you think he knows he is pretty much hated, humiliated and made fun of here daily?

I loved the end of the video where he blatantly lied about his friends coming over and trying it and they all loved it.

Bumping with ja/ck/ the ha/ck/

>>6947813
jack
BTFO
T
F
O

>>6947813
Dat salt

>>6947501
>hey /b/, stop posting things because I'm a faggit and I can't take it

This is /ck/, as horrible as it is, Ja/ck/ is part of /ck/ so if you want to be a faggot, just hide this thread, stupid.

>>6947882
b-but /ck/ is a place for gourmands and foodies.
And people who know what they're talking about, not just pulling shit out of their asses.

>>6947886
HIDE THE FUCKING THREAD, STUPID

>>6947888
Hide my replies, stupid

>>6947894
NO

>>6947894
STUPID

>>6947898
Love you

>>6947501
Jack's a fucking retard but how the hell is he a cuck?

>>6947899
LOVE YOU TOO

>>6947899
BUDDY

>>6947431
>>6947458
>>6947480

>i'm going to be bbqing indoors this winter

Didn't the Texans already establish the fact that he can't bbq to save his own life? Why is he even trying?

>>6948050
Because he actually thinks he is a culinary genius. I remember a video where he was criticizing guy fieri, and he tasted a dish and started talking like he knew what the fuck he was saying, all like "the texture this, you can only taste that, there's no heat" etc.

>>6948055

Yes, what an awful person, expressing an opinion. What gives him the right to describe the food that is in his mouth?

>>6948076
He's entitled to his opinions even when they are objectively wrong.
People here don't hate him for being a shitty cook with no taste. They hate him for having a youtube show where he pretends to be teaching others.
It's a classic case of setting the wolf to guard the sheep.
Like one commenter on the video said; he's going to kill someone with that raw chicken some day.

RAW

https://youtu.be/paBu8zlZbt4?t=2m37s

Speaking of raw chicken

>>6948102
Kek, he is not even capable of looking at his own "creations" to see those are the real raw

>>6948102
>world's biggest connect 4

>fails within the first 20 seconds of the video

>>6948119
such is the life of ja/ck/

>>6948102

that guy in the yellow makes me feel uncomfortable as fuck like i'm stuck in a waiting room with him

>>6948102
>other guy could tell instantly that the chicken was not cooked properly.
>jack didnt know shit as usual

top fucking kek. if he didnt point out the chicken, jack probably would have said how juicy and tasty the chicken was.

>>6948102

>all those comments

cross contamination and undercooking are not the same thing you retards. that quintessentially american combination of entitlement and ignorance drives me up the wall.

>>6948102
>the darius rucker version of wagon wheel

would leave immediately tbh

>>6947620
I think he makes some of the threads

>>6948351
You honestly think this christfag, semi-retarded tomato nigger actually has the gumption to do that?

>>6947629
Its obvious that he has no friends.

>>6948130
>mmmmmmm, it's perfect

>>6947458

the 90 degreee tearing with only 2-3 out of the 12 claws actually making contact 'well these aren't very good', oh fuck nigger..

not that I don't think the product is mad gay and for plebs anyway, but fuck.

>>6947431
I've never seen anyone "score" something so deeply, he got almost halfway through it.

>>6948102
I wonder if he brags to the restaurants about his famous Youtube channel, in the hopes that they give him free food.

>>6947620
someone linked him to a thread about him the night his show aired. he made a twitter post saying he knows he's getting trolled by 4chan that night. he accepted someone's friend request on jewbook though

>>6947619
>taste cells

>>6948102
>jack giving 0 points for raw chicken
i thought this how he makes and loves them

>>6948818
>2016-1
>not implanting taste cells into your anal sphincter for rectal feeding

>>6947619
>Jack detected

>>6948834

>>6948366
What does christ have to do with his shit cooking fedorafag.

>check /ck/ for some ideas for dinner
>find this

This is hellish. This is like being in hell.

>>6948865
He wears giant crosses, caps that say "JESUS", shirts that say "TRUTH IN HIM" and shit constantly in his Cu/ck/ on the Go episodes, that's what you religinigger.

>>6948911
Welcome to the Kingdom of Ja/ck/, here is your complimentary chicken.

>>6948919
So juicy.

How does this fuckup manage to undercook everything he touches? I get genuinely mad watching his vids I want to just dropkick this retarded asshole

>>6947431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8-crxYOfgA

Pls Jack, pls.

>>6948955

How do these have so many views and likes? Is he buying them? I can't see how it's possible otherwise.

But that still doesn't explain the comments.

>>6948919
So JUICY and TENDER. FALLING OFF THE BOOOOONE.

>>6948865
he took his son out of school and moved because they were going to teach him sex ed as a teenager. I only know this because he brings christ into his "cooking" videos

>>6948102
why didnt he just ask them to put it in the microwave like he tells his viewers to do?

>>6948951
Good luck drop kicking 300 lbs of gut fat, bro.

>>6947480
>Trying to pull apart a gelatinous uncooked pile of pork
>Just like smoked!

>>6948976
He also probably "accidentally" poisoned the congregation with some treats.

>>6948366
we have full-on retards posting here all the time, brah

>>6949040
Lol, he looks like a fugging meatball

Has he ever correctly cooked pork or poultry? Or any protein?

>>6948915
>>6948976
But once again what does that have to do with his sctual cooking, there are plenty of amazing christian cooks, if im not mistaken isnt that recent cook with his movie about a foodtruck a Christian. I think he wore a cross. Still tho. You guys sound awfully angry lol. Plus he is obv a retarded american christian. Sex ed is even in thr bible...maybe he should of taught his own son about sex..

>>6949101
Take off your magic underwear, Bertrum, it's making your asspains worse. We're making fun of all aspects of Ja/ck/ from his morbid obesity and diabetes to his asinine religiosity.

>>6949101
because god wouldnt approve of this meal

>>6949101
And to add, I feel like he is doing it to make "christian" viewers more empathetic with him, nothing but a shill, and he is is so gluttonous that its a double stanard. He will answer to jesus just like all of us so no worries. But I dont want to derail, soooo

Jack is shit

Brehs, is Ja/ck/ actually going to be in a NuWave commercial? Is he ascending to his next form of Super Shill? Find out on the next episode of Cu/ck/ on the Go!

https://twitter.com/jakatak4/status/644505913290792960

>>6949127
pls dont link to the commercial or click it. we have to upload it ourselves to youtube so these fucks dont see how many views we give him and he doesnt cash in on it

>>6949118
Exactly I agree as well anon, his whole family is disgusting tbh and I feel bad for the son. Tho he is a spoiled brat it seems.

>>6949112
Kek im not mormon, but you are right in a way, I just dont think christ has anything to do with him, besides his made in china ( gaudy) crosses and shirts. Im just drunk and when I am im defensive towars my bro jesus.

>>6949127
>>6949134

Seriously, he is the worst advocate for this product because he undercooks fucking pork and turkey with it. Both times he has used this on large pieces of meat he has completely undercooked it. Part of it has to do with the uneven, weird heating of that oven for such a large amount of meat but the rest is pure Ja/ck/.

>>6949127
He's modelled his entire business and self-image on infommercials. (for whatever fu/ck/ing reason)
It's like he's come full circle.

I suppose it's his equivalent of watching the moon landings and growing up and working for NASA

>>6949137
you should watch the jack on the go when they go to orlando and go to disney world. its hilarious its just family bonding and him being pissed that epcot cafeteria food isnt amazing quality. this ones the best he fights with his family

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7mut1DVWt0&list=PLzxe-Vt2CC63XBhTyXpIeGNSLwcERiO-a&index=3

Is Jack the CWC of the DSP of /ck/?

>>6947431
how does he allways fuck it up, when i do pulled pork i fucking boil that fucker for 3-4 hours

>>6949146
Holy shit, I never saw this one, or should I say series when he goes to Disney. Absolutely disgusting, so it is practically what I said when it comes to his family. He is so ungrateful and the way they act together is trashy. What else would jack expect from amusement park food ?

>>6949182
He seems to think Disney is a nexus of culture instead of a watered-down parody of each culture.

>>6949190
He must be severly retarded, or just a huge ego maniac, or most likely a mix a both, its like hes never had amusment park food, thanks for this anon, im going to watch the others now.

>>6949190
Actually at Epcot they literally ship in teenagers to live in the Disney Barracks and man each country's shops.
I used to live there too. We basically would work, drink with an industry discount, and then fuck the French boys or Japanese girls.

>>6949182
he spergs about anime too. I asked some anons to breakdown what he says he likes and they said he's pretty pleb

>>6949199
can confirm I was offered a position to do this. I hated when everytime a brunette chick was in a dirndl he said oh looks german girls

>>6949195
HE IS SUCH A DICK TO HIS SON, THESE VIDEOS JUST SHOW IT EVEN MORE, HIS WIFE IS A CUNT TOO, MAN NOW IM RAGING, WHAT A SHIT FAMILY.

Sorry for caps but how is this guy famous?! He cares more about his show than his son..

>>6949146
>it's weird there really is a design difference between China and Japan
>I. Love. Anime.

Hold me back

>>6949211
Get out of here with your Chinese cartoons, anon!

>>6949203
Yea I saw that but he is obviously just putting in an act, he didnt knlw shit about all of them but the normie and kiddy ones. What a HACK, I think he was trying to get us channers to like him more for that little skit lmao

>>6949199
Ok but bringing in foreign fucbois and girls doesn't make it a nexus of culture. It's still just a stupid parody of each culture.

>>6949216
Nah, getting drunk on Tequila is what I did in real Mexico too.
And the only real difference from real France is that no black guy grabbed my ass at Epcot.

>>6949210
you can just tell he tries to tell them off camera about "rules" when he's filming and theyre like fuck you whatever this is just youtube and so he spergs when they dont follow his rules.

thats why he gets so pissed at his son for showing him eat the bratwurst like a fat ass because he wasn't expecting to be filmed. he keeps saying shit like youre wasting the camera time too like any of his stuff is worthwhile

>dem comments

awesome

>>6947458
Its so moist!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO6e5k6Vvnc

>>6948919
I actually gagged

>>6949143
The King said openly he can't be bothered to read instructions as we saw with the Grill Guard when he started a grease fire due to not cleaning out bottom of his grill. This oven thing probably works decently if a complete retard isn't at the helm

>>6949248
I was surprised at how tasty my girlfriend's grandma's pork chops were using this thing, but you'd have to be a total rube to cook a shoulder roast in it

>>6949285
I own a NuWave induction oven, was given as a gift.

I use it more than my electric stovetop, its a lot faster and whole lot easier to dial in where I want it.
The big oven thing is a whole nother ball game, wouldnt really consider buying it ever.

>>6949118
>one (1) whole prolapsed anus in a jar

you americans are silly

>>6947431
Im new to /ck/, this whole thread is appalling

next thing you know he will be making jacks ultimate grilled cheese. Contains kraft dinner packet cheese, asparagus, swiss and provolone, and fritos.

>>6949298
Ava Devine brand. Available only at high end stores

>>6949146
>"Do you like this? The bratwurst needs more spices"
>"Umm, no, it needs like 100% less mustard"

Jesus. Even his son knows hes an asshole

>>6949118
The fuck is he trying to make there?

>>6949233
That chicken is pissing blood so just stick it in the microwave? How does this fucker undercook everything.

>>6949146
>you married that mess
rofl his kid is goat

I don't see why this fucker continues to undercook everything

Can't he just taste how bad it is? Just lower the fucking heat and cook it for longer, jesus. How do you get this fat by eating bad tasting food?

>>6949127
He seriously looks like the personification of Pepe

>>6949233
LOL he even eats it thinking it's not contaminated, jeesus fuck he must have atleast gotten worms.

>>6949363
>Can't he just taste how bad it is?

Ive eaten undercooked chicken before.
It has a very distinct taste to it, you can just tell.

>>6949332
Pantry in a pot

>>6949354
That's my favorite part. His wife calls him a mess, and his son berates her for marrying him.
Even his family knows he's a joke

>>6947431
is this fat son of a bitch really so lazy and sheltered that he can't go outside to bbq in the winter? Can't walk through 6 inches of snow for five feet to make it to the bbq? What a bastard

>>6949410
It's obviously all products that he's being paid to use in his videos.

>>6949386
At least it was an IPA and not a good beer.

>>6948809
>literally the only good pop-country song to come out in the past like 5 years

ok you hipster fag

>>6949438
Rain makes corn
Corn makes whiskey
Whiskey makes my baby, get a little frisky!

>>6949432
yeah but

>if this works, I'll be bbqing in the winter

as if it's some fucking revelation

fuck I hate jack

>>6949432

How the hell does he get companies to pay him? Going by his videos not a single one of these products work.

>>6949445
>luke bryan

nice, does your boyfriend like him too?

>>6949454
Its the only country song that I know, I just thought the lyrics were so awful I kinda grew a liking for it.

Think we could coax ja/ck/ into making sushi? I mean he definitely has the whole raw meat thing down.

>>6949461
I think i'm just bitter because my girlfriend never shuts up about luke bryan tbh

>>6949466

watch him be excellent at it

>>6948955
>tender
>"wet"
>moist
>juice

>>6949466
I bet he could replace the mongolian sushi master at my local strip mall chinese take out place

>>6949315
>Ava Devine

A bit old school now, try Roxy Raye & Proxy Paige

>>6949146
The funny thing is the brats at Epcot are just fine.
The problem is that they are delicately spiced, not fucking sugar bombs like the way Jack likes things.

>>6949466
>Jack tries to make sushi
>rice is too hot
>partially cooks fish
you know it would happen

>>6948919
this guy has like 5000 videos on youtube cna you link me to the one featuring that disgusting chicken?

>>6949542
See
>>6949233

>>6949521
I'd rather not. Seeing prolapse makes my stomach turn

>>6949545
thanks, i had to ask because I typed "chicken" in on his youtube channel and after skimming through the videos I couldn't find it

>>6949452
I doubt they pay him they just send him a free thing so that he plugs it on his shitty show and gives them cheap advertising.

>>6949524
Yea I ate one there, its pretty good. That tomato nigger fuck put a shit ton of mustard all over it, no wonder he couldn't taste anything else. Even his dumbass son called him out on his shit. Jack is a fucking retard

>>6948082
Exactly.
Well, we also hate him for being a shitty cook because he really thinks he's a good one. Also "the best bbq sauce ever" kek.

If all his youtube subscribers did his recipes using his methods of cooking and how cooked they are, just like he does it, people would die every day.

>>6948299
Mein Nigger

>>6949569
Does anybody watch his crap shows un ironically? I just laugh at him for being a full on retard but so many people watch his stuff. Makes me wonder what kind of person could take this clown seriously.

>>6949581
Im sure there are.

I now watch Review Brah unironically. I really enjoy his VORW shows.

>>6948966
Lots of retarded people on YouTube who follow cooking shows.

>>6949589
Wellbyea, reviewbrah is cool though. I watch his episodes unironicaly. Jacks a fugging train wreck. I just watch it to laugh at the fat guy eating raw meat again and pretending to be a cook.

>>6949549
I used to be like you but then I got used to it. Now I think it can be hot as long as it's not too much.

You guys are all morons for slamming this guy, clearly he just needs to try his hands at sushi because everything is raw. However it might not be moist and juicy.

Pic related, it is seared chicken sushi from japan.

>>6949118
what the fuck

>>6949118
Lmao what's this shit. I got a stomach ache and headache just watching that

>>6949619

>>6947431
Oh no Jack
the description of the video contains an affiliate link for amazon
>&tag=coowitjac

he can get fined by the FCC for not disclosing that.

>>6949908
>FCC
>youtube

https://youtu.be/nq4hG6qgyPs

this kid can't be serious

>>6947431
How can such a shit cook get endorsements? How do I get in on this scam? I hate this faggot so much.

>>6949948
I wasn't ready for that picture

>>6949948
Im so triggered right now

Jesus Fucking Christ.

Every time I watch Jack I am just in awe. The guy clearly isn't the brightest in the world, and he sucks balls at cooking. Almost everything he makes looks fucking terrible, and he convinces himself that it's great and that he is a good cook.

Here's the thing, he must not know that pork is undercooked. If he knew it was, he could just edit the video, put that thing back in there and keep cooking it. The audience would be none the wiser. He just doesn't fucking know.

Remember that video where he was comparing the bag seasoning to his own? That chicken was raw in the middle with blood oozing out of it. HE POKED HIS FUCKING FORK INTO THE BLOOD AND SMEARED IT AROUND THE CHICKEN. Then he has the audacity to tell the audience to just zap it in the microwave for "just 1 minute."

If someone who has been 'cooking' for years and doesn't realize something as basic and fundamental as when some meat is properly cooked through for their own/other's safety, they may as well just give up and die.

This guy should be mercifully slaughtered so he doesn't procreate and spread is retarded fat genes, oh but it's already too late for that. Exterminate the family for the sake of our species.

What really puts the icing on the cake is all the fucking shilling he's doing now both on and off his Youtube channel. This fat fuck can't get enough shekels for his blood pressure medication, I guess. We can only hope that he dies soon. Isn't he fucking diabetic? The guy clearly doesn't give a shit about his own health with all the garbage he undercooks and then shoves into his fat gut. I'd rather watch those videos of that hairy fat guy smother mayonnaise on everything, at least he knows what he is.

>>6949948
Kyle wtf you cereal killer

>>6950033
>tfw I went to Walmart and his BBQ sauce was actually selling decently

I try not to give him views though because that would be rewarding people for doing a shitty job.

>>6950053
How is he getting Walmart to stock it? If this is true then the fat bastard is making pretty good money from his shit. I'll check next time I go and will prob buy a bottle

>>6950061
It's only in a small number of Walmarts, not nationwide

>>6949134
Webm it

>>6950067
Local Walmart then? Walmart is weird like that, they have no problem stocking small local brands if people buy it.

>>6950077
http://thebestsauces.com/walmart-locations/

>>6949948
The first 3 minutes of this video were laughable as usual. Especially those dual selfies with the Asian chick.
I have to say though, by the end Jack actually turned out a decent dish.
Maybe because no meat was involved?

If the pork isn't falling apart in your hands, it's not done.

>>6950099
He managed to quarter ass onion slicing part

>>6950099
Are you fucking serious, that is one of the worst french onion soups I've ever seen.

>>6949146
oh god in the 4th part he pronounces it 'expresso'. why does this bother me like it does... ugh

7142202261

jacks phone number

10349 Hester Ave, Buena Park CA 90620

>>6950091
>that html

>>6950149
I could pay him a visit.

>>6950152
>>6950149
>>6950139

He moved to TN, idiot.

Also, 500k for a 1200 sq.ft. house built in the late 70s? Holy fuck, why does anyone live there?

>>6949146
This is truly fucked up, just everything about it

>>6950161

idc about this piggy im just posting what i found on google

>>6949855
This is awesome, can I get just Jack by himself so I can make some of my own :)

>>6950033
I've noticed every single one of his videos has an un-skippable 30 second ad at the beginning, and sometimes two mid video ads also. I think you've hit the nail on the head about the medical bills

>>6950446
>unskippable ads
I've literally never seen this on any youtube video. You can skip any ad after 5 seconds.

>>6950453
>>6950446

Kek, do you cu/ck/s seriously not use adblock?

>>6950485
I do, but sometimes ads still appear.

>cucks
when will this meme die?

>>6950491
memes never die, only we do.

>>6950033
his son is pretty alright from what ive seen

>>6950161
>California
>500k for a 1200 sq.ft house built in the late 70's

There's your problem

>>6950495
Tru tbh fam

>>6950228
Bro if you want to make funny memes you gotta learn the tools of the trade tbh

>>6950491
>>6950485
Ublock is better than adblock. As in it actually works

https://youtu.be/b7mut1DVWt0?list=PLzxe-Vt2CC63XBhTyXpIeGNSLwcERiO-a

>I LOVE ANIME

>>6949146

'oh look a german girl selling stuff isn't that cool?'

>>6950099
He didn't even caramelize the onions, and there are giant pieces of garlic in it. Then he put pre-toasted bread on top and way too much cheese, and the cheese wasn't even melted all the way because there was too much. By the time he was done there was hardly even any "soup" left, it was just wet uncooked onions with bread and semi melted cheese on top

>>6950858
soggy, soggy bread

>>6950866
you mean juicy,tender and moist bread

>>6950033
>That chicken was raw in the middle with blood oozing out of it.
>not appreciating juicy chicken
get the fuck out

>>6951009
Beautiful, perfect bread

>>6947813
>jack the hack

>>6950858
My bread gets soggy too.
What am I doing wrong?
How can I put it on top of soup without it getting soggy?

never trust fat chefs

https://youtu.be/gGTVP0MyKTo

Here's one to trigger the weebs

>>6950858
>pre-toasted bread

do you mean toast?

>>6947431
God I hate this fucking ape. I feel like my IQ lowers every single fucking time I'm subjected to one of his videos, yet I can't help but watch them because of how much they anger me.

>>6951377
It's like watching a monkey.
>yum, raw ingredients
>hurr why doesn't the pull tab work when i yank the whole thing off
>uses boiling water on the green tea
>lets the tea steep through the whole video

>>6950091
You can buy it by the gallon, on there. wtf?

>>6951496
>gallons and gallons of flavor

>>6949155

Dsp has cooking videox

>>6947431

Can someone explain to a retard why it's bad that he cut so deep into the meat?

>>6950061

He's not. Watch the episode of Texas investors club, like 50 wallmarts are stocking it and its not expanding

>>6951558
Scoring shouldn't enter into the muscle itself, just the fat and skin on the surface. He is basically just cutting sections into the meat and those sections will cook a bit faster because more surface area is exposed. That's desirable on the surface and fat areas of the meat but not through the muscle (usually).

>>6947431
>tents meat with foil
>"This is what the nuwave people thought me"
They had to show him how to use foil.

>you know how you never know where the fat and bone is on a roast?
Nope, never had that problem you cuck

>Uses a thermometer 1" probe on a fuck huge roast
>RAW PORK

I can't wait for the nuwave commercial.

>>6951633
>I can't wait for the nuwave commercial.
He'll have handlers and they'll have better editors though.

>>6951641
Can they handle these calves?

>>6951648
When will that whale give birth?

>>6951657
>yfw Ja/ck/ prematurely gives birth to an undercooked pork roast

>>6951665
>It came out beautiful!! So tender, juicy and moist, it came out perfect!

https://youtu.be/umGAa12UA2w
>INTERNATIONAL DISH
>americanized chicken enchiladas

>>6951680
Closeted southern gays are the best

Reminds me of Simply Sara's husband.

>>6951692
YOU RANG

>>6951680
i love when he shreds the chicken and jack is literally amazed.

>>6951680
that dude looks kinda like milhouse

>>6951698
that laugh doe, 100% retarded

https://youtu.be/JFNlr6ADRHY
Playing with pizza part 2.

That party pizza tho

>>6949855
The problem is that the women in the background could never be mistaken for Ja/ck/'s massively overweight pigkin she-orc of a wife.

>>6951692
>>6951680

They even have a "podcast" where they talk about their shambolic marriage and how much he doesn't want to touch and suck dicks in gas station bathrooms. Especially not the black ones.

>>6951680
now this is flyover cooking

>>6951709

>undercooking frozen pizza

also his on camera elitism when it comes to frozen food is amusing. You know he really likes that shit and probably ate the extra slices after filming

>>6951709
It's a shitty frozen pizza you retard! What do you expect? And if you need the thing drowning in cheese add you own!

I'm triggered.

>>6951709
guy can't even cook frozen pizza right

Is this what fat asses in America actually consider "salad"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUW_bXll6YM

That would explain his pregnancy weight, though.

>>6951792

>Sear some beef
>Cut it up
>Put salt oil and pepper on it

wa la, beef salad

>>6949155
Shoenice is the cwc of cooking

>>6951680
using a stand mixer to shred chicken is one of those things i really want to tear into but it kind of seems like a nice way to do it if you've got the hardware

>>6949855

>>6949155

He's the Andrew Dobson of /ck/.

>>6951792
What is it with fatties and macaroni?

>>6951792
>beans mixed with onion and mayo
>thinking it's funny to be rude to your mother
>fucking massive wedges of tomato
>one tiny piece of tomato for every 20 spoonfuls of macaroni

>>6951792
I get really irrationally triggered when americans call '1/'4' 'a fourth'

>>6951839
QUARTER NIGGA

>>6949134
This please. I'm so sick puff consumerism and the same shit was done on /mu/ when the lolcow was Bass.Tv

>>6951792
Holy shit! That "bean salad" is making me nauseous. I might actually vomit tbh fam

>>6951815
/beautiful/

>>6951792
god mayo is disgusting lads

>>6951792
>That mail from Germany.
>we don't have jetpuff and preminced garlic

>bean salad
>made with fucking pork and beans, mayo and vinagar
I have a pretty strong stomach but seeing this actually made me gag.

>Tomato salad
How can he fuck that up? Mayo?
>lies to his mother
>adds water to oil
For what reason? Tomatoes have water, you just diluted the flavor of the olive oil.

>macaroni salad
This is just a overly simplistic deli macaroni salad. I guess it's fine, probably tastes of nothing but mayo but whatever.

By the way cuckface, deli salads are fucking side dishes. Not main courses.

>>6951804
I know, if I had to pull a massive amount of chicken I'd probably do it.

>>6951792

I don't think you're sure what "salad" means

>>6947431
Everyone go to a jack video and request that he makes sushi.
I'll bet that he somehow over cooks it.

>makes rice
>doesnt cool it
>adds to fish
>cooked sushi
lol

>>6951680
This guy's voice really reminds me of Bob Ross, I like it

https://youtu.be/j9kwmXwLTNo
>General Tso is Chinese

>>6951937
>starch and water amazed him

>>6951900
>nice dubs
lol im in

>>6951937
Christ, I think my roommate (who rarely cooks) attempted this recipe while I was traveling for work a few months ago.
I came home to all these ingredients in the kitchen. The cornstarch, peppers, the big jar, even the same brand of soy sauce. Except he bought red wine, probably by mistake.
He said whatever he was cooking failed, and threw it out.

>>6951937
>recipe comes out decent
>immediately trys to find a shortcut
Fucking lazy asshole.

>>6951900
doing it

average American couple

If I ever see him in public is kick him in the balls.

hes so disgusting

all of his production looks so cheap

all his avatars are stolen from FB/South Park

>>6951980
Lol goodluck pulling your foot out of that fat trap

>>6951944
I'm not surprised. I thought I'd try this.

Based of Ja/ck/'s recipe and adapting it by using common sense and adding a few spice and whatnot I came up with something similar.

It was bland as fuck, I have no idea how his was "wow, omg. that's so tasty."

pic related, what I made.

>>6951980
Sure you are, faggot.

>>6952024
Did you even fry it?

>tfw u started the jack posting

what have i done

>>6952035
no cos the chicken was already cooked in a garlic/herb oil and pouring a sauce over a tasteless batter wouldn't have done much, so I didn't bother.
One of the changes I made.

>>6951792
at first i didn't know why someone would have such a big glass of mayonaise, no i know.
that's discusting, i mean he could at least make the mayonaise himself it's not that difficult.

>>6951900
>Internet "Chef" Lacerates Hand in Sushi Attempt, more at 7

>>6952061
indeed. have made the stuff by the literal bucket full and it tastes the best of any i've tried.

>>6951890
Most people mean "garden salad" when they say "salad". That's the most common usage but to fat fucks like Ja/ck/ and Simply Sara that means you need to add 2 cups of mayo to it and half a cup of sugar.

>>6952073
and 3lbs of pasta or a 1/2 gallon of oil.

I've been a chef for 3 years, and working in kitchens for 8.

Pic one of his recipes for me to make and I'll make it. I'll take pictures of the process. Nothing that involves harder to find ingredients such as bison, seafood ( i live in the midwest, very hard and expensive to get) and no fucking whole birds or pork shoulders. I'm married, and she's going to hate the food. I'm not making enough food for 10 people. It isn't going to be good.

Pic is proof of a dish I've made. Pan roasted duck, beet puree, dirty wild rice.

>>6952087
Aunt myrnas party salad

Do it!!

>>6952067
LOL his dull ass blades will be the death of him... or heart disease.
Also I am asking him as well.

>>6952079
>not both

>>6952061
>>6951792

Does this moronic fuck only buy products that have the word "BEST" on them? Is that why he named his products like that?

>>6952087
I vote for Lazy Man's Lasagna.

>>6952087
Why don't you start a youtube channel and make his food but better?
He'll get all asshurt. Many lawls will be had.
>help us lawl anbi an kenamous you're our only hope

>>6952090
Someone already made the party salad, let's try something different this time

>>6952104
good question.

I'm a chef, I get one day off a week, and I don't want to make shitty food on that one day off. Even if I can make some of this stuff better, it is mostly fundamentally flawed on the culinary level.

>>6952104
This but don't acknowledge him at all. Let us do that for you. I bet he'll start to cry.

>>6952087
Make Garbage Stew, but using the exact recipe and proportions that Jack used in his video.

>>6948102
The absolute fucking irony. I am in awe.

>>6952107
I can understand that.

>>6952107
>>6952087

Garbage stew
French onion soup
Lazy man's enchiladas

>>6952104
Oh God this, don't even mention ja/ck/ but make his bullshit to where its better and edible.

>>6952112
>>6952121

I was actually just thinking of doing the garbage stew. Like, actually buying all of the same damn ingredients and doing it. I'm sure my wife will go nuts, but she'll get it.

The french onion soup didn't actually come across as very offensive, other than the incredible amount of cheese King Ja/ck/ puts on it. Well, that and store made stock.

I didn't watch Lazy Man's Enchiladas. I'll watch it now.


Pic : Mixed green salad. Oregano vin, toasted pistachios, thinly sliced radicchio and fennel, pan fried goat cheese fritter

>>6952107
This is because he gets his recipes off the internet where people with no real knowledge have adjusted the recipes they got off the internet from people with no real knowledge who have changed the recipe from cups to imperial to metric to cup but got the recipe from grandma but kind of forgot it a bit.

https://youtu.be/JFNlr6ADRHY?t=7m30s

>>6952141

It's not the measurements. Its the process.

>>6952087
>>6952107
I'm a pro-cook we should get together and make this a jewtube reality. Ja/ck/ but better.

>>6952143

go to 7m30s

>>6951815
kek

The only issue with the Lazy Man's recipes is that they are literally dumping ingredients into each other and heating it up. It's pretty much going to taste like what you think it will.

>>6952169
Oh, wow, that's so good.

>>6952067

>>6952188
>even his fruit isn't ripe

>>6952198
Kek. Jack will manage to undercook produce, somehow

>>6952198

>>6952198
Look how this brand new, factory edged knife slices everything with ease.

>>6952188

Submit this photo to a down syndrome face database

I think I am going to do this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=midgfhBhr3w

Let me run to the store. Check back in lets say...2 hours? Or should I just start a new thread?

Pic: Spanish octopus with gigante beans and chili oil

>>6952262
Make a new thread, boss, this is almost to the bump limit

>>6952262
So you're going to make it exactly as Jack does or make modifications?

>>6952328
Exactly.


I'll also tackle his "how to dice an onion" video in the process.

>>6952336
God bless you ChefAnon.

>>6952340
I'm scared to do the onion, because my knife is sharp and 10.5'' long.

>>6952336
Don't do it anon.
That's suicide.
>Not making your onion flat
>Sticking a fork in your onion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwGBt3V0yvc

>>6952262
That looks pretty ok compared to his other attempts at preparing human food.

>>6951709
>can't even cook a frozen pizza properly

Just when I think he can't get any worse at cooking.

>>6952344
Buy a shitty serrated steak knife at the grocery store.

>>6952227
Lel

>"DAAAH I GOT THE LID OFF"

>>6952353
I'm going to bet its going to be bland as fuck. No salt.

Also, I decided to do this one spur of the moment. I will do another next week when I can properly shop and prepare for it.

>>6952364
No! Ja/ck/ knows how to dice an onion! I gotta do it his way!

>>6951792
American fatass here. Those "salads" are disgusting. The one with the beans and mayo legitimately almost made me gag. The tomato one made no sense: what the fuck was the water for? And the macaroni one was just plain lazy.

I've been to many a church supper and redneck picnic, but rarely have I seen so many unappealing salads in the same place.

>>6952407

I too am in backwater cool whip country and I've never seen anything as disgusting as those 'salads.'

>>6952336
don't get dysentary bud

>>6952429
>>6952407
It's not even really macaroni salad. He literally just mixed some mayo and diced tomatoes into some pasta. Why is that even considered a recipe or worth sharing?