/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6935118
How much food poisoning do you expect to et?

>>6935118
where is this $4 buffet at?

>>6935118
>Chinese buffet

do they have dog?

>>6935162
'Lando, FL
>>6935163
Probly. Funny story, my dog died about 10 years ago and we walked into this same place and offered to sell it to them for dirt cheap, they got pretty pissed, customers heard.

Offered them .75 cents a lb.

how many plates do you usually eat?

what's the food quality like?

how do you think they make it so cheap?

>>6935187
3

>>6935193
surprisingly good

>>6935200
Going out of business sales

lunch is $4, dinner is $6.

i can taste the msg through the picture, looks good.

Is your husband still dragging his laptop there to continue his affair on WOW right in front of you?

Do they have booze so you can drink to momentarily forget what a waste your life is as a 'homemaker' scored for a dark elf?

>>6935118
What's the best thing on the buffet?

>>6935216
No my husband and both of my kids died this morning so I went alone.

>>6935233
Crab Legs and Sriracha

>>6935514
so you're single?

>>6935528
Yea what kinda car you drive?

>>6935514

If I paid extra for your crab legs, do you think I could get some?

>>6935541

not that other faggot, but I have a nicer car.

>>6935573

>>6935579

A lotus elise doesn't really cost that much, it's like a fancy Mazda miata.

if that was an exige type r then we'd be talking big boy money

lame colour too

>>6935579
Why do people brag about this kind of thing

why don't you timestamp your wife that loves you

why don't you timestamp your son and daughter that think you're a superhero

why don't you timestamp a life well lived

>>6935607

things and money= epitome of American accomplishment

That's why muds and slants are outbreeding us by the thousands

>>6935573
>>6935579
Sweet Toyota bro, I really like the frame you put the engine on it looks much better than my Lexus.

Meanwhile some of us have actual lives.

>>6935601

suck my fat lotus GTR killing machine, I've had over 75k in upgrades putting down 445hp at the wheel, the only think you'll ever see are my tail lights, bitch.

>>6935607
I timestamped your mom like a superhero

>>6935615

more

>>6935177
Where in Orlando? I'm moving there in a few months and I'd like to go. Or will it be dead by then?

>>6935613
we have truly been brainwashed by the jew

>>6935613
>mad cuz we winnin

>>6935615

Look bro, the stupid gap toothed islanders aren't good at making engines, look at Jaguar, I'm glad they went to our azn overlords to find a reliable power plant with lots of upside.

>>6935617

mad as fugg

>>6935624
k
>>6935629
you're not a nigger, stop speaking like one

>>6935118
did the place seem ratty/grungy?

>>6935118
imagine how cheap and artificial that food must be
they must be using the same oil for months

>>6935657
I know, not like muh authentic chink food places, amirite?

>>6935664

are you seriously making azn jokes on an azn website?

>>6935669
Is 4chan asian now because of the new owner?

>>6935615
disgusting 3d

>>6935669
>azn
Is it 2003 again already

>>6935677

well it's not American jew faggot any more.

based /pol/ ITT

Where are your chopsticks?

>>6935617

>at the wheel

I'm glad you have a 445hp unicycle. it's fitting for a clown that no one takes seriously

>>6935216
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>>6935634

Can someone please explain what the fuck is going on here with this?

>>6935935

niggas be trying to get in to dem recently widowed and now childless panties, you stupid virgin.

>>6935947
How the fuck do you know OP is actually a girl? How the fuck do you know she's married with kids, assuming she is a girl?
How the fuck do you know her kids and hubby died?
Why the fuck would she go to a buffet and post on 4chan the day her entire family dies?

>>6936012
Lad....

>>6936012

because reasons.

>>6936043
because you got autism and too much time on your hands to be role playing a chinese cartoon board

>>6936645

wait, I thought this was the Koren interpretive mating ritual dance forum.

>>6935118
How does food fried in Gutter Oil taste?

>>6935207
>Going out of business sales

you do realize that they probably got shut down by the health department and are just dishing up all the expired filth left in their coffers

>>6935118
tfw there's a 5 dollar Chinese buffet where I live and I had a roach crawl out from under my plate while I was eating. Never went back and those guys are still in business 2 years later.

>>6935607
umad?

>>6936892
>in the USA you get fastracked a citizenship if you can prove you will come in and make a business
>rich chinese/indian/mexicans come over build a restaurant/market/gas station
>bring over illegal immigrants and pay them to work at business
>after rich man gains citizenship, sells business to rich friend or family member
>wash rinse repeat

Everyone knows of indians who run shitty ass gas stations which seem to get sold every couple of years, or the cheap chinese buffet that changes ownership all the time.

There is a reason for it.

>>6935118
Why didn't you get pig ears in chile sauce?

>>6935177
>Funny story
Not funny at all. You sound like a piece of shit to be honest.

>>6935177

That's not funny at all. Really disrespect to your dog. Sound like he deserved better.

>>6937495
I didn't even think of it from that angle but you're right.

I was thinking of what kind of autistic excuse for a human being would actually conjure up the mindset to go do that as if it were normal or okay.

But yeah, if my dog died I would never make a big joke out of it, think to myself "oh I'm going to go to the Chinese buffet place" and offer to sell the dog that loved me coming home his whole life.

>>6937498
austisic is the new meme, it's very overused. I call people that use it fuckin' retarded. That's simple.

Maybe you'll get a grand mal seizure?

>>6937527
>is the new meme
Jesus you are pathetic. Your life literally revolves around the internet.

You are a pathetic faggot, I call people like you that. Maybe someone will run you over with their car, hopefully.

>>6937421
Doesn't work that way, you have to make payoffs to state department scumbags like the type that was run by hillary clinton and now whatever.
Then after that claim that you're an islamic, they love that shit in our state department, and that comes from obama. If you're a nigger that's ++ good boy points +++ points for being an islamic so they can make excuses for you.

>>6937421
The reason is simple, it entangles so called immigrants to the "democrat" party and gets them voters. Are you daft for not knowing that? Clearly yes you are.

>>6937528
Seizures much? You might want to see a doctor you fuckin' retard.

>>6937532
>millionaires from other countries become citizens
>becoming democrats

Democrats are the poor peoples party, they want those tax cuts.

>>6937534
Seizures? You're trying so hard, I'd suggest you go to the doctor but there's no cure for being a faggot.

>>6936012
Bruzzzzz.......
Sometimes it is better to just remain confused.

>>6937545
It's numbers, one millionaire vs thousands of the masses that they're letting in. You that shit on the Statue of Liberty was added afterwards and was from a nigger.

>>6937547
Big Brother loves you.

>>6935622