/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6929735
You must be 11yr kiddo

>>6929738
I would agree with you if olives weren't pleb-tier dumpster food

>>6929735

those are delicious wtf is wrong with you

>>6929735
squid

it tastes like rubber

>>6929747

>eww icky vegetables!

Are you 5 years old? Cucumbers don't even have a taste.

>>6929735
>>6929747
faggots
>>6929754
>Post pictures of food that taste disgusting

>>6929747
>cucumbers
>olives
>a vegetable

Speaking of fruits these are the worst ones

>>6929762
that was meant for
>>6929758

>>6929768
PLEB AS FUCK NIGGA

>>6929769
Nope

>>6929768
stop insulting the heritage of my people

>>6929768
>onions on a bagel
gag

most meme foods like murica cheese

most processed foods like pasta in a can and topdog hotdog/wieners

seafood unless you live near water and it's not frozen

only culinary veggie i wont eat much of is cauliflower and mushy cooked carrots

>>6929819
No.

>>6929768
Pussy

What is this meme that olives taste bad ?
What kind of shit olives you eat ?
Also no food tastes bad.

>>6929846
Is that what a vagina looks like?

I dont know how people drink beer or wine

>>6929894
>

>>6929894
>>6929912

wine is nice, u get this weird dry feeling in ur mouth but also a kinda thick sweet syrup goes down ur throat. i guess its like sucking a dick if u were a gay or a girl.

beer is like the adult soda. its slightly sweet, fizzy and when u drink a couple you get this slight buzz. when youre an adult out in the world dealing with all sorts of people trying to impose their beliefs and will on you at the workplace....beer is a nice thing to go home to.

>>6929758
>Cucumber
>Vegetable

>>6929747
>>6929735
>>6929762
>>6929768
>>6929780
>>6929853
>>6930128
>>6930301
i love all of these

it's just a leg-shaped, pork-flavored block of salty, greasy jerky. I was very disappointed, I was raised on country hams and home-cured sausages so I was really looking forward to trying Jamon but the texture and taste were just awful.

>>6930543
It's okay anon. You can go back to your meat and sawdust sausages.

>>6930348
cilantro is the only one with an excuse
the rest of these people are autistic 10 year olds

>>6930144
>>6930301
The only good opinions in this thread

Cilantro only gets a pass because of those poor fuckers that got fucked up in the gene pool

>>6930570
Have you tried activating them?

this whole thread is faggots.

>>6930590
How do you activate your almonds?

>>6930173
Its a culinary vegetable dont be a pedantic faggot.

>>6930605
It's a fruit.

>>6930628
All fruits are vegetables. Not all vegetables are fruits.

Fucking uni

>>6929768
This is the most delicious breakfast.

>>6929894
>>6929912
I used to feel this way about beer, but then one day (when I was 22), I suddenly found myself craving the taste of a strong, hoppy beer. Today I genuinely like the flavor and texture of most beers. Some more than others. Some are just plain disgusting.

I think it's a taste that can change, like coffee. Plenty of people genuinely like the taste of coffee, to the point that some people drink decaf or eat coffee flavored ice cream, even though someone who had never tried it before would probably say "gross, why would anyone drink this black, bitter mud except to get caffeine?"

Wine is also tasty. I think it has a larger range than beer. The grossest wine I've ever had was a lot worse than the worst beer I ever had. If you find yourself struggling with wine, but want to give it a chance, try pairing it with appropriate foods. The right wine can both enhance and be enhanced by the right food.

>>6929747
>decide to try a half-sour since the only kind of shitty pickle is bread n butter
>turns out, its just a wet cucumber

>>6930301
How do you even know what soap tastes like? Why would anyone eat soap.

I really can't imagine what it is like to have this gene. Cilantro is delicious.

>>6930664
How have you never tasted soap? Go try some.

>>6930634

This is the most retarded thing I've read all week and I've been browsing /pol/ for the September happening threads.

>>6930543
fucking kill yourself

jamon inspires images of the virgin mary

>>6930664
A lot of soap does have an unintentional flavor that is a result of a chemical used in a lot of detergents, but it's not in all soap, and if all a person can fixate on is that one element in flavor of cilantro, they are NOT super tasters, they have shit taste which they have not developed to be able to pick out a lot of other flavors if that flavor is present. It is much more complex than that. Granted, though, some Mexicans go overboard with it. Even on 4chan I've seen pictures of tacos where cilantro is used like a lettuce.

>>6930664
>How do you even know what soap tastes like?

>he didn't have a potty mouth as a kid

>>6930717
What food is that? is this what a cronut is?

>>6930720
that's a do(ugh)nut with choco chips and what appears to be a cinnamon sugar mixture on top.
a cro(isant)nut is dense and, much like an onion, has layers.

>>6930726
Why does it look so fluffy and fresh? also is that a dog?

>>6930763
>Why does it look so fluffy and fresh?
perhaps the ingredients used and the amount of time between the image being taken.
>also is that a dog?
it appears that someone has indeed added an image of a dog's face to the donut, most likely for a comical reaction, the absolute madman.

>>6930693

I was expecting a nice soft prosciutto-like slice but instead I got this brittle pork jerky. Maybe I just had a shitty jamon, people around me seemed not to notice its awfulness.

>>6930637
Are you a pussy or something?

>>6930780
>ketchup
You mean tomato soup, right?

>>6930836

>>6930771
>I had a good ke/ck/ on the response to the dog

>>6930872
Good lord

>>6930896
Undoubtedly yogurt

>>6930673
Sounds like you need to go back to math class, buddy.

>>6930717
some of our parents didnt poison us when we swore

>>6929912
It's funny how so many people once considered Randall Munroe an intelligent and witty person. I think his fame dropped sharply a few years ago, though, so posting his comics nowadays just makes you look out of touch.

>>6929768
No fucking way. Salmon cream cheese bagel is GOAT.

are we just posting delicious food now or what

>>6930543
fucking THIS

I have family in kentucky and we always have country ham and cured ham for christmas and if you cut it thinly, it tastes exactly the same for a fourth of the price. I'm not even a 'oh caviar is overpriced eggs and kobe beef isn't good' kinda guy. It's literally the exact the same thing, feeding your pigs fucking whiskey and high grade almond shit is a ridiculous waste of money.

>>6929853
I like all of the ingredients individually, but cold egg in a sandwich is gross. makes me gag

jellied eels and any british food in general really

>>6930902
Possibly even whipped cream.

>>6929735
>>6929747
>>6929762
>>6929780
>>6929853
>>6929894
>>6930128
>>6930144
>>6930301
>>6930570
>>6930780 (without ketchup)
>>6930899


fucking this
>>6931565

Sometimes I can't remember why I come to this board.

>>6929762
This. Maybe it's unfair but I'll forever associate cherry flavor to syrup medicine I took as a child when ill, usually before bouts of vomiting.

>>6931598
Literally nobody I have ever met in this country eats or would eat that. Some of the shit here is truly shocking (looking at you liver and onions) but the good stuff is really fucking good: Haggis, yorkshire puddings, pies, afternoon tea, the cheese, the beef, the fish, etc. Mostly lard-arse foods but nobody bloody eats the shit except try-hard traditionalists.

>>6929846
fucking gross

happy birthday little olive

>>6930872
you are vile

>>6930600
Scream at them for a couple of minutes.

>>6931733
awww

>>6930872
>begins dry heaving

>>6930872
actually winced

>>6930818
>brittle pork jerky
well.. whatever you ate wasn't jamon.. at least not the good stuff.

jamon iberico nearly melts at room temperature. it's very nice.

Agree with these:
>>6930144
>>6929735
>>6930301 (It's good by itself, but ruins every food it's added to)
>>6930872 (obviously gross, but that's a troll pic)
>>6931860

Everything else is good, looks good, or I haven't had it.

>>6931493
No, they didn't discipline you at all so you could be a disrespectful cunt to all your teachers and grow up to be an asshole

Fucking tastless piece of shit, what the fuck do I do with you?

My mom used to slightly overcook this with milk and sprinkle powdered cinnamon over it. It's just about the only thing she ever made that I didn't like. Even if I make a fucking cauliflower curry I'm reminded of the milky cinnamon taste from way back and it immediately fucks my shit up.

>>6931930
>No, they didn't discipline
no they disciplined me they just didnt have to physically harm me and risk potential injury or illness like your shitty parents did

>>6932136
What? A time out?
That's not discipline. You're the one with shitty parents.

>>6932147
they explained to me why my actions were wrong, how it affected others, and why i shouldnt do it again
they actually taught me valuable life lessons instead of beating me
physical abuse isnt a valid learning method its just abuse

>>6932157
And look how you turned out
You use a name on an anonymous image board

>>6929735
Green bell peppers

>>6932182
sometimes you dont want to be anonymous, they put a name field on 4chan for a reason. and good job trying to delegitimize my argument by pointing out something completely unrelated to our conversation. why dont you attempt at making a valid reason why your opinion is better than mine instead.
it would make people take you alot more seriously

>>6932200
>sometimes you dont want to be anonymous

1) that's wrong you idiot

2) why are you feeding the trolls?

>>6932200

>it would make people take you alot more seriously

People don't take people seriously who use pointlessly namefag.

>>6930637
>>i dont like the taste of sweet fish and butter melted into a jellowy delicate custord that is the most savory of sushi dishes.
you are a faggot.or maybe just had bad uni.

>>6932206
>>sometimes you dont want to be anonymous
>1) that's wrong you idiot
its clearly not because im choosing not to be anon, therefore sometimes people dont want to be
>2) why are you feeding the trolls?
waiting for a friend to stop by and this is entertaining me while i wait
>>6932210
i prefer having ids on 4chan. i like the idea of being able to tell which posts in a thread are the same people. since other people prefer anonymity the only solution for me is to make use of the name field.

Rare meat.

>inb4 troll
Medium tastes the best.

>>6932222

>i like the idea of being able to tell which posts in a thread are the same people. since other people prefer anonymity the only solution for me is to make use of the name field

>he uses a name so he can tell which posts are his

Shit, I post blackout drunk sometimes, but even then I can tell which posts were mine the next morning...

>>6932234
i use a name so other people who have the same preference as me can link all my posts and know which posts are mine. in return i hope some other people choose to do the same

>>6932241

>other people who have the same preference as me can link all my posts

God, namefags are full of themselves.

>>6932244
its convenient being able to track another users posts in a thread thats it. this isnt some form of narcissism. i honestly doubt most of anyone would want to follow my posts in a thread but for anyone who for some reason does, hey there it is
i do it mainly because i wish others would

>>6932249
Please end yourself you entitled namefaggot

Mushrooms. Blegh. Can't stand the things.
How anyone is able to stand putting these rubbery, dirt-flavoured FUNGUS in their mouth is beyond me. Disgusting.

no one has posted this yet? they overpower every dish their in

>>6932256
I never figured out how to do it, but making a mushroom taste like steak is the most glorious weight loss hack ever.

>>6929735

>>6932254
>Please end yourself you entitled namefaggot
hey check it out another person who ran out of valid points and tried to give a shitty insult

>>6932263
>not liking onions

>>6929832
I'm with that anon. I find ramen disgusting and not salvageable.

>>6929735

>>6932278
actual homemade ramen too or just the packaged instant stuff?

>>6930543
this triggers me in so many ways

>>6930872

>>6931690
Are you saying that peanut butter and pickles are delicious? >>6930899

>>6932283
Who the fuck makes ramen? Of course I'm talking about the instant stuff.

>>6932303
People that care about the taste of their food.

>>6932303
Asians mainly, weebs, anyone who enjoys actual ramen. you should try it sometime anon its very good. way better than instant crap. its a little time consuming making it from scratch but its worth it

whyyyy

These fuckers right here

>>6932330
You're 12.

>>6931941
Brotip for you, brotato- put it and bacon in a chedder beer soup.

>>6932256
Only good mushroom is a psychedelic mushroom.

>>6932326

because they're tasty

>>6932326
Capers are bae
You're a fag

>>6932347
>this
for some reason i dont like the taste of any mushroom besides shrooms which taste pretty good

>>6929894
Agreed, they taste awful.

>>6932359
Dude shrooms taste like shit you're clearly talking out your ass

>>6932370
i enjoy the taste personally less pungant than other mushrooms it was kind of a dull meaty taste for me and i liked it alot. it wasnt woody or anything.
just because i like the taste of something you dont doesnt mean im a liar

>>6929735

Peanut butter

it combines the unique flavor of rotten eggs with pure vinegar

>>6932409
you sir are no gentleman.

Lol im gay btw

>>6932256
pull out stem
fill with shredded cheese and bacon chunks
put in oven until mushroom leaks a little wate

Enjoy

>>6929735
>taste disgusting
oatmeal.jpg

>>6932303
>>6932278

I was talking about legit ramen you plebs not the instant assjuice. The original picture had some actual ramen and not a bag of Maruchan

>>6929780
I remember when I thought sunny side up eggs were gross.

I was 8 years old.

>>6932484
You can put bacon and cheese in anything and it will take good
Mushrooms are still shit tho

>>6932492
Are those rockets

>>6930301
Literally genetics. Some people taste cilantro and some other shit I can't remember as soap not because they're plebs, but because they taste it differently from the rest of the population.

>>6929735
Op I love you olives taste disgusting.
Also avocados, never understood the appeal to them. Palpable with a little bit of salt but even then idk about it, maybe it's a texture thing.
And sardines/anchovies, shit is just fucking gross.
Finally pic very fucking related, try it every now and again but i can't bring myself to like bleu cheese, smells and tastes like damp farts

>>6929735
Olives disgusting?I can't stop eating them your disgusting

>>6932355
>bae
underage, pls go.
>>6932267
Cabbage rolls? They're fucking delicious, unless you buy the crap store bought ones and cook them as is without adding shit.
>>6932200
>our conversation
That guy wasn't me. I went to work after my last post

>>6931738
kek

>>6933909

>>6932280
I can never fucking tell the difference between camembert and brie

>>6933916
?

yall are some picky motherfuckers

>>6932315
I hate the texture of these alone

>>6931733
10/10 olive

>>6930301
Did you know that some people have a gene that makes them taste soap when they try cilantro?
You got it my friend, I pity you

>>6932256
What freaks me out more is that they aren't plants or animals, but some freakish shit in between.

>>6934277
>some freakish shit in between
They're just a fungus, not some kind of alien lifeform anon.

>>6931821
i hate plain avocados but i don't hate guacamole.

>>6934288
Weird, complete opposite for me

>>6934289
different strokes, i guess

>>6932297
Yes. honey and/or cheese would go well with it as well.
I used to eat sandwiches like that all the time in University.

>>6932194
What is wrong with you?

>>6932333
I don't understand that poster either but actually I've never met a child that didn't like broccoli. Most people who don't like it seem to be middle aged women.

>>6934270
Yup. This is disgusting compared to Kraft.
I always had ranch, then had wings at my friend's house with this ranch and it was fucking gross.

>>6930836
creamy vs sugary

>>6932182
I eat green bell peppers raw and whole. Fight me faggot.

>>6929735
>Olives
>Disgusting

tbh fam

Any scandinavian people ?
This shit is horrible.
I got the small ones covered in visible salt. Used to fuck up with my friends.

>>6929780
>>6933151
What in hell do you dip your toast soldiers in? Soft yolk >> hard yolk. Every time.

>>6934288
I hate both.

>>6934408
I'm british but liquorice is my favourite sweet so I recently bought some salmiakki, the ones covered in visible salt and I really enjoyed them. I kept reading how they're super strong but I didn't think it was and it went well with the liquorice flavour.

However, every time I eat one my breathing feels weird, like when I breathe out it's almost like I can smell blood or something and just a weird sensation. Is that something normal since I can't find anything on that happening?

I think I'll get the ones with the salt in them next time since the ones with it on the outside seem looses the salt flavour too quickly.

>>6929735

I fucking hate cereal and milk. What a shitty breakfast choice.

>>6934428
Yes. It's a glorious sensation.
Eggs, if the yolk is intact.

All forms of beans
Peanut butter
Olive Oil and oil in general since I stopped being a fatass
Bananas
Raisins
Eggs for any purpose other then baking. Even in mayo.
All seafood and fish.
Peppers
Rice
Mushrooms that don't have hilarious side effects.

>>6934428
>Is that something normal since I can't find anything on that happening?

Yes

it's the ammonia in the salmiakki you're tasting and smelling.

It's very common that the taste lingers, if I eat a bag I can't taste other food properly for around 48 hours since it all tastes a bit ammonium-ey-ish

>>6934441

>>6934441
Found the 9 year old

>>6934441
Jesus Christ
I'm not a big fan of olive Oil, but it's not disgusting, and bananas make me heave if they're over ripe, in which case I'll just make a PB and Banana sandwich so I'm not wasting it.

But goddamn, that awful taste of yours.

>>6929761
do you not know what a squid looks like?

>>6932182
Just the fact that you're here as well doesn't exactly make you look any better. It's a shithole for shitty people.

>>6934408
Sweet or soft liquorice is terrible
Salt liquorice a best

>>6932182
Green bell peppers are the best bell pepper.

>>6932409
W-Why are they purple?

>>6932182
You're supposed to cook it down until it's soft. It becomes super tangy and flavorful and amazing. I'm offended.

>>6934611 probably because it was pickled with red wine vinegar.

>>6934635
>>6932409
I don't even want to fucking imagine the taste of those things.

>>6933393
you should try it as a replacement for feta in salad

it tastes creamier and goes better with vinegary dressings like Italian and vinaigrette

>>6929762
whyyy

>>6934439
What the fuck is wrong with you

>>6932531
underrated post

>this whole thread

>>6934402
>why can't kids food be helfy...

I thank my mother for introducing my pallet when I was young to a magnitude of different flavors. Not a single item posted here, with the exception of balut, I'd gladly enjoy.
You are all mindfucked plebs.

>>6935026

>>6935030
what flavor does balut have anyway?

>>6935048
I've heard it described as having earthy egg flavor. It's not the flabor I am concerned with but the texture of it and the thought that I am consuming a boiled mid-developed fetus.

>>6934402
tbh mcdonalds tastes good

>>6933304
No, they're smarties.

>>6930836
Is this a meme or do Britfags actually do this disgusting tradition?

>>6929754
Overcooked squid is rubbery. You have had shit tier chefs obv

>>6935643
no they're not

>>6929735
I like manzanillas in my yellow rice. I stew some with my taco meat when I make that also. Can't eat them straight up

>>6930720
nah bruh its a dogenut

>>6930664
You've never accidentally got soap in your mouth while showering?

>>6929853
THIS
Anything with hardboiled eggs is disgusting.
Eggs cooked in a frying pan are delicious though.

>>6936783
yes they are

>>6929735
Olives are the fucking worst I just can't eat my own fruit it's not right