/ck/ - Food & Cooking

that's a lot of different kinds of tequila.

Who would ever need over 200 kinds of tequila?

>>6908848
This seems pretty airport food, so I'll start off with tequila shots, then fajita chimichanga, a jarritos with more tequila, then fried bananas. Then one more tequila for the road when i go to catch my plane.

>$16
>for a chimichanga

what kind of gringo shit is this?

Are those US dollars?

Why is it so expensive? A solid full chimichanga dinner like that is less than $10 here.

>fajita chimichanga, pocket of tender chicken or ground beef

hein?

Those prices are a joke

>>6908848
I wouldn't be caught dead in New Jersey FUCK YOU

Why the fuck is everything served with
>"pico de gallo"

>>6908909
is there no tex mex restaurants where you're from? almost all the ones here come garnished with shredded lettuce, pico de gallo, sour cream, and guacamole if you're lucky

>>6908909
oh, or do you mean why is the word in parenthesis? I don't know why, it looks stupid. maybe it's in a city where there aren't enough mexicans for white people to even understand basic foods like pico de gallo

>>6908848
>no cheese dip

why did we come here?

>>6908916
>maybe it's in a city where there aren't enough mexicans for white people to even understand basic foods like pico de gallo
The racial makeup of the borough was 95.10% White, 1.59% African American, 0.33% Native American, 1.00% Asian, 0.59% from other races, and 1.39% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 4.06% of the population.[39][40]

does anyone have that guy fierri menu

>>6908919
Why did I lol at this. I love me some cheese dip too anon.

>>6908921
Where is this nice sounding place located?

>>6908923
>tfw it was invented in my state

It was an obscure discovery, but led to an annual festival.

>>6908928
Highlands NJ

What are cactus peppers?

>>6908930
Texas? I live there and always assumed it was something we came up with. I know it's really popular here and in all the tex mex restaurants but the actual Mexicans don't seem to care for it much.

>>6908937
Arkansas.

>>6908940
How does it feel to know your state ripped off the band Kansas for it's name?

This seems like the kind of mexican restaurant that is staffed by whites.

>>6908848
>"Pico de Gallo"
K

I'll have the fujytuz

>>6909434
Sherlock Holmes over here, folks.

>>6908848
>no less than $15 for a quesadilla

No thanks, I'll be at the bar sampling those 200 tequilas. And maybe wash it all down with a flan.

>>6908848
>$17 for a fucking quesadilla
Holy hell, does it come with a handjob or something? That's like $2 worth of ingredients.

What will it be?

>>6909541
I'd love to order but I can't find the mexican food

WHERE THE BIG BOYS EAT

>>6909553

>>6909553
>10oz fillet and the price starts with a 1
2 of those and no sides please.

>>6909541
That looks worse than OP's

Baby back ribs because why not

>>6909565
stop posting menus you have to give people a chance to order

Well?

>>6909570
I just puked a little

>>6909570
I'll have the blacklight, please.

>>6909570
I can't tell if this is satire or not.

>>6909586
This is real life in eurotrash land

>>6909612
I'm sorry.
It's like the owners have never even been to an "authentic" mexican restaurant but wanted to emulate one.

>>6909632
Everything has BBQ sauce...

>>6909646
>grilled chicken breast brushed with BBQ sauce, blackened with Cajun spices & served with a pot of sour cream

>>6909632
You mean like Tex-Mex does?

>>6909691
I don't see the issue.

>>6909708
>Cajun spices AND BBQ sauce
>sour cream
>a pot of sour cream

>Six-teen (16) American dollars for a chimichanga

No thanks. Where is this, Commiefornia or Jew York?

>>6909708
>a grilled chicken breast and some sweet baby ray's
In a mexican restaurant.
>>6909707
I've been to some decent tex-mex places. They're usually shit though.

>>6908848
Quesadella shrimp please

>>6908940
Is this like some comic or something? I always see variations on these but don't know where they come from

Seems expensive, I'll just have tap water

>>6909712
>>6909719
This is somehow unusual to you?

>>6909737
That'll be $0.75. Would you like a slice of lime?

>>6909739
>in a mexican restaurant
Yeah it's pretty unusual anywhere the menu isn't butchered.

>>6909742
I know, it's almost like things are localised, just like clappyfats do with their "Mexican" food, besides, that's all Mexican shit anyway and you are just acting like tumblr being triggered over a picture you don't like.

Is it appropriating your cuisine?

>>6909739
Everything on that menu is a hamfisted "fusion" abomination

>>6909753
>everything on that menu is mexican food
>90% of the menu is ribs
Stay in the dark euroshit

>muh authenticity
>muh appropriation

Authentic Mexican is great. So is Tex-Mex. Frig off.

How about this?

>>6909773
Brisket with slaw and beans, obv

>>6909772
>Authentic Mexican is great
No. It really isn't. It's the third world flavor of the week.

>>6909501
I'm sure that's an order of five, otherwise no sane man would go along with this unchecked jewry.
>>6909719
Never went to Acapulco brody?
>>6909773
They really went with the western theme there, didn't they?
I'll take some fried jalapeños and beef brisket sandwich, thanks.

>>6909773
nothing here i want can we stop at Burger King on the way home?

>>6909796
Wait, that's in fucking POUNDS? No thanks "mate".

>>6909788
>I haven't been to Mexico

>>6910108
Ah, but I have, m8. Several times. Ask yourself that when in a country where even water is unsafe to drink how good their food might be.

>>6909541
chili enchiladas ftw

>>6910110
Oh, so Indian food sucks too, right? Because of the impoverished populace and water potability issues in areas?

Let me get one chicken quesadilla and one shrimp, a burrito marinero and a water, mam.

>>6910117
yes. for that and the fact that the food sucks

>>6910117
Yes, Indian food is garbage.

>>6910120
>>6910121
Didn't realize I shared a board with plens as big as you two

>>6910124
buttertooth, pls

>>6910124
>plens

FUCKING LMAO

EVERYONE LOOK @ THIS KID AND LAUGH AT HIS SPELLING MISTAKE

HAHAHAHAHAh

>>6910127
But I'm an Amerifat
>>6910129
It's a /mu/ meme you egg

>>6910136
>american
>likes indian food
>goes to /mu/

Does it get any worse for you?

>>6910139
No. I make good money, have loads of excellent music and eat delicious Indian and Mexican food.

>>6910152
Everyone can make money by taking bbcs in the ass.

>>6910158
But in the other departments that only brings fried chicken and black people music.

>>6908937
what about queso fundido? is that not mexican?

>>6909553
BANG

>>6909773
>no add a taste option

shit barbecue probably grilled/10

>>6908848
>no chiles rellenos
>flan is $5

Fuck thattttt.

>>6908848

>16 dollars for a burrito

nigga no thanks

>>6909769
But America, you are the Mexican.

>>6909541
Start me up with some nachos, and then the Chicken Pimento , because why go to an authentic tex-mex place without trying the creole food?

>>6909563
>>6909560
>>6909553
I'm not a divorcee taking my kid out to eat on the one weekend a month I have him.
But if I was, Cheesesteak.

>>6909570
What the fuck.

>>6909773
Cracklings, brisket, collards, cornbread, and the cheapest well whiskey and coke available.
If it's terrible, I really only have myself to blame for picking a place that also sells nachos and sweet potato fries.

>>6910433
Hey don't be shitting on sweet potato fries they're really fucking good if well prepared.

>>6910443
If I wanted sweet fries, I'd dip them in ketchup

>>6910443
sweet potato fries are for niggers and child molesters

>>6910458
>>6910469
/ck/ confirmed for never having had good sweer potato fries

>>6910433
Sweet potato fries are the worst application for sweet potato ever invented.

Why the fuck is it so expensive?

>>6910647
Because the business is either failing or doing extremely well, and since it's a mexican restaurant I'd wager the former