/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Eggs

>>6891436
God dammit.

Eggs

Ham and cheese.

I'm not a very interesting person.

>>6891436
Nice meme

damn that body and that thigh gap on a woman that old. she belongs on milf hunter.

>>6891449
I know man it's like, can you just imagine her shitting in your chest?

>>6891462
No, but I can imagine her shitting on my chest.

>>6891483
I can imagine her shitting in my chest. My ribs spread wide open, her squatting over my gaping cavity, anus puckering. I look up at her, grasping at her ankles, my chest heaving as I gasp. I faintly mouth the words, "do it". Her brown ring widens to release a fiberous movement into my chest. I am filled with her warmth and in that moment as I'm also filled with an intense sensation of intimacy. I know what she's eaten and it's inside of me now. My nostrils catch scent of this muddy miracle and as I breathe my last, the world fades to black.

>>6891449
>>6891462
>>6891483
>>6892399
>food & cooking

>>6892399
my sides

Semen

I'd scramble her eggs.

Walnut Gouda and leeks.

>>6891421
who is this semen demon?

>>6892429
>>6892426

w...what did I miss here?

also, feta and spinach with pine nutz and a squeeze of lemon.

>>6891421
onions, ham, cheese and shrooms

>>6891421
Who is this trouser rouser?

>>6891421

who is this hose hound?

>>6891421
who is this juicy lucy?

>>6891421

who is this jizz junky?

>>6891421
Nothing Eggs are gross.

Cheeses and mushrooms sauteed with garlic. Shit's great.

>>6891436
gr8 b8 m8

Dubs

Mushrooms and spinach

>>6891421
Whatever I got in the fridge

>>6891421
>onion
>green pepper
>red pepper
>mushroom
>spinach
>cheese

spinach, cheese, ham, capsicum, some salt and pepper, fucken aye good shit, maybe throw some feta in that bitch as well

Garlic and quartered green olives, usually.

>>6891421
Sausage, ham, cheese, and salsa.

>>6891421
all i ahve is cheese!

>>6891421
mushrooms, spinach, sometimes tomato, some type of cheese, whatever fresh herbs i have around, nutmeg, salt and pepper, hot sauce

>>6894574
whoops i forgot to say garlic

>>6891436
2bitter4me

hot italian sausage
onion
green onion
bell pepper

tomatoes
just tomatoes

I like a little half & half whisked in with eggs but I'll be damned if it doesn't make it a little too spicy for me.

Beer and cheese

>>6894705
>half & half
Is this one of those esoteric terms of American haute cuisine like "Seven and Seven: the breakfast of champions" or "Twizzlies: don't leave home without them"?

spinach, mushrooms, swiss.

or feta, it depends.

back when I made omelets I would put things like asparagus, ham, cheese, cherry tomatoes, and mushrooms in an omelet.

>>6891421
id put my dick in her omlette

hell anything she makes is pretty much the bomblette. im outta here

>>6894905
ah yes and spinach

>>6894881
Finally, someone is making some sense around here.

Boursin is amazing, especially in a creamy French-rolled omelette.

Eggs.

A good omelette speaks for itself. If I want a heartier meal, sometimes I'll add cheese, sometimes a vegetable or meat lying around in the fridge. But most of the time, just nice delicately cooked eggs.

whatever meat is in the fridge, whatever cheese is in the fridge, with some hot sauce because whynot.

Eggs
Feta cheese
Baby spinach
Cherry tomatoes
Sometimes avocado
Salt
Pepper

>>6895531
Oh shit and mushrooms

>>6895416
>A good omelette speaks for itself.

>>6895532
How do you incorporate the shit into your omelettes?

>>6895536
why are there so many pictures of teenagers in fedoras on the internet?

is this really a thing?

>>6895547
I take a fresh log out of the toilet and whisk it in with the eggs and a dash of milk.

>>6891421
onions, mushrooms, broccoli, sausage, and lots of cheese. Gotta cook all those ingredients together while your prepping the eggs, otherwise they taste crunchy and gross in the cooked egg.

Egg, folded over thousand time

>>6895548
Because they put the pictures on the internet dum dum

>>6891421
a lot of paprika

>>6894878
No it's a term for what is essentially half whole milk and half heavy cream buy you already knew that so I'll just sit here and sip my gin tonic while you think up a term for how I am a homosexual.

>>6895536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNW-Xl0xetc

>>6891421
no

Beans

>>6895553
I just envisioned Ramsay doing this F-word style.

SHIT. BOWL. WHISK. MILK.

>>6893971
>capsicum
What one?

I add soy sauce and garlic powder

>>6896020
Some people call bell peppers "capsicum." It always surprises me because it makes them sound spicy as hell, when they're entirely mild.

>>6895810
>you already knew that
Just like how everyone knows why kids love to save a bunch of money on their car insurance by eating fresh.

Mix of bean sprouts, peppers, onion, Chinese cabbage, char sui pork fried and finished with soy and shing tsao.

>>6891421
weird looking, destroyed my boner tbh fam

mushrooms, spinach, onions, fresh cut jalapenos

>>6891436

>>6891421
The souls of my defeated enemies.