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I'm going to drink 30 beers today.

Too hot to go to any Labor Day cook outs. Staying home listening to Dresden Files audiobooks in my cool dark hole.

>> No.6856236
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>>6856231
15 on ice

>> No.6856238

>>6856231
10/10 op

>> No.6856240

Good luck. Keep us updated.

I don't know what I want to drink today. I mean, I'm already a little drunk but I want to go buy something for labor day. What should I get?

>> No.6856259

Did this on the 4th this year. Honestly not too bad if you keep good pace. Have fun

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>>6856240
>What should I get?
A handle of Gordon's gin, a bunch of tonic to mix it with, a bag of ice and bunch of limes.

If you're feeling brave try mixing the gin with root beer, I sweat it actually works.

>> No.6856264

>>6856231
Sounds like a good day. Update us after the first 5 or 10

>> No.6856265

>trying to stay sober, been a week and 2 days now
>see this thread
fuck

>> No.6856273

>>6856265
faggot

>> No.6856274

Those are some of the best read audiobook that I've listened to. Which one you on?

>> No.6856283

>>6856265
Keep it up man. As someone who broke sobriety awhile ago, that first drink is honestly horrible. Tastes like failure and regret

>> No.6856284

GL candle guy. It's way too hot here as well.

>>6856263

Root beer goes well with a lot of alcohol -vodka, whiskey, rum, gin, probably others.

Jack and Coke and Rum and Coke is so popular but root beer actually mixes flavors much better.

>> No.6856303

>>6856274
>Which one you on?

I've listen to all of them at least once. I'm probably going to go do Changes and Ghost Story today. You would probably dig the audiobook of The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman. I think it's on youtube for free.

>> No.6856306

>>6856283
but the 8th one is awesome!

>> No.6856309

>>6856303
I will check that out. Thanks anon. I advise listening to the Dark Tower audiobooks if you haven't before. They're my other favorite audiobook series.

>> No.6856427

So...

The state I live in only allows beer to be sold cold if it is less than %3.2 alcohol by weight. Any beer stronger than that must be sold at room temperature and may only be sold in stores that sell ONLY spirits, wine and strong beer.

The stores that sell the good shit are required by law to close on federal holidays. So I'm fucking with the weak shit. I know from past experience that it is indeed possible to get drunk on this watered nonsense but damn, it's a chore

>> No.6856436

>>6856231
Dude, it's hot and you're not drinking Negronis despite your moniker. You're a failure.

>> No.6856466

Damn, you're right bro

I'm ashamed. But tbh drinking enough negronis to get drunk is a recipe for some foul ass vomit. That's the type of drink that I'll have like one or two of then switch to something else.

>> No.6856473

>>6856427
lol, what shit state is that?

>> No.6856476

>>6856427
What shithole do you reside in?

>> No.6856481

Wow I thought you left here OP

gods speed son

>> No.6856486

>>6856473
>>6856476
Norway

>> No.6856497

>>6856473
>>6856476
The Theocratic Republic of Oklahoma

fun facts:
we repealed prohibition in 1959

it was illegal to serve liquor or wine in restaurants until 1984

but you can buy a gun with about as much difficulty as a pack of smokes

it's like they gave /pol/ a state

a couple of years our governor threatened to stop paying the national guard if the DOD recognized same sex marriages

>>6856481
>Wow I thought you left here
just been busy, thanks for noticing though

>> No.6856513

>>6856283
Fucking this, I never came closer to just offing myself ever. I was at 6 months.

>> No.6856519

>>6856427
Literally what is the point of such oddly specific rules?

>> No.6856539

>>6856519
The stipulation allowing 3.2% was created during the period before we repealed prohibition to allow "non intoxicating beer" to be sold in grocery stores, ballparks, etc...

The ultra strict regulations on liquor stores came about because hard liquor was seen as terrifying public menace that must be carefully controlled. I used to work in a liquor store and I promise you the rules I just told you are the tip of the spear.

1 example:
you cannot own more than one liquor store

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>>6856231
Will be monitoring this thread OP, got a fridge full of PBR and a nice rib eye to grill later. I'm going to try not to leave the house all day but well see.

>> No.6856558

good luck José.

im on keystone light number 8 myself, only have 12 to go. am binge watching hell boys new show called hand of god.

its too fucking hot in texas today, my greenhouse says 104 right now

>> No.6856577

Update:

The African American family who live in the next building over has invited over approximately 538 of their closest friends and family. They have a grill set up in the "yard" outside the breeze and it's already extra loud. One of the young men is displaying the power of his car stereo.

>>6856550
>St. Jude

mah nigga, I'm not really religious but I think St. Jude helped me stop smoking crack 5 years ago

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>>6856558
what part? only 92ish in houston today, not that I plan to find out for myself, im poster above u

>> No.6856586

>>6856580

Nice cat. Chartreux?

>> No.6856589

>>6856580
between dallas and tyler. not much wind, at least its not too humid, but i sweat beer if i go outside

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>>6856577
lol yeah I pick one up every now and then ironically because theyre cheap at HEB, also I like scented candles sometimes

>> No.6856593

>>6856577
Call the cops. Maybe you can start the next chimpout

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>>6856586
not sure, some kind of mutt cat I found as a kitten

pic is me feeding cat quessadillas at taco cabana

>> No.6856604

>flyovers idea of a good time

>> No.6856617

>>6856604
What's your idea of a good time when it's too hot out?

>> No.6856619

>>6856604
Wish we were having as good of a time as you. Shitposter masterrace amirite?

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My cat helping me make the bed

>> No.6856628

>>6856623
>tfw your cat passed away a year ago
>all these cat posts
guys pls. Appreciate your cats

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>>6856623
Done!

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>>6856231
CDC says a “drink” is:

>12-ounces of beer (5% alcohol content)
>8-ounces of malt liquor (7% alcohol content)
>5-ounces of wine (12% alcohol content)
>1.5-ounces or a “shot” of 80-proof (40% alcohol content) distilled spirits or liquor (e.g., gin, rum, vodka, whiskey)

The Twelve Steps of AA

1, We admitted we were powerless over alcohol - that our lives had become unmanageable.

2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.

3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him.

4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.

5. Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.

6. Were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.

7. Humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.

8. Made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.

9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.

10. Continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.

11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.

12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to alcoholics and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

>> No.6856641

>>6856617
Hiking

>> No.6856647

>>6856641
How's that working out for you on 4chan?

>> No.6856648

>>6856599
Holy fuck what did you use to take that picture?

>> No.6856653

>>6856427
Holy fuck. As an amataur alcoholic reaing your post pained me. I feel so bad for you. Where the FUCK do you live?
Related
I just finished my last beer and I finished the book I was reading (Women by Bukowski). Now I have the rest of the day to drink and bullshit. I have a tiny bit of weed left but I'm saving it for bedtime. What should I go drink? I live above a liquor store and I'm 49% sure it's open today. I also am close to a trader joes and whole foods.

WHAT DRINK? (don't want to spend too muc, thinking about getting some vodka and a cheap 6 pack from trader joes)

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>>6856628
get another cat, I rescued mine from the mean streets

>> No.6856667

>>6856653
>amateur alcoholic
>bukowski
Being 22 was fun. Did you read Post Office yet?

>> No.6856669

>>6856466
Nigronibro.

I've been thinking about making some nigronis but I don't feel like spending the money on ingredients. Also Would you recommend them in cooler weather? I always felt like they were a good autumn drink so maybe I'll make them once it gets cooler out.

>> No.6856670

>>6856628
You should get a new cat, there are plenty out there who need homes.

>>6856639
I'm just getting my next two weeks worth of drinking all done in a day day, chill.

Btw AA is one of the biggest bullshit stories ever perpetrated. It claims (depending on the study) about a 2% success rate and the entire key to their program is to pray away the disease. If this treatment were proposed for any other medical condition it would be laughed at vigorously.

>>6856653
Vodka and red grapefruit juice

>>6856663
I found mine on the street on Christmas morning last year.

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>>6856648
lol it was a shitty phone and it was dark

>> No.6856672

>>6856667
I did. And I'm 21

:)

Shut up, I like him. We share a birthday and an ex girlfriend bought the book for me.

>> No.6856674

>>6856663
>>6856670
Maybe.

>> No.6856677

>>6856671
Damn. I need to get some nachos.

Is $8 too much for nachos? This place near me sells them for that much.

>> No.6856681

>>6856672
He's not bad by any means. It's just always easy to tell a person's age when they mention bukowski. The documentary on netflix about him is bretty good if you haven't watched it yet.

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>>6856677
if theyre good and you arent poor then go for it, that's a frito pie tho

>> No.6856696

>>6856686
I just realized that the place I want to go is most likely closed because of the holiday. Hopefully the liquor store is open at least.

>> No.6856697

>>6856677
Those aren't nachos, that's Frito Pie.

>> No.6856700

>>6856677
Depends on how good they are. Go get some, post pics and I'll tell you if you got ripped off. I would definitely expect fajita beef or chicken at that price.

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>>6856231
Bull shit. It's physically impossible to consume 30 beers in 1 sitting. 0/10

>> No.6856706

>>6856647
Great.
Get /out/ sometime, you might like exercise.

>> No.6856710

>>6856703
Manlet

>> No.6856715

>>6856703
he makes it sound like he'll be there all day. 30 beers paced throughout the whole day is merely shameful, not impossible.

>> No.6856716

>>6856703
>It's physically impossible to consume 30 beers in 1 sitting


heh, hang out and you'll see. it's not going to be easy but I've done it before. it's definitely an all day project.

>> No.6856717

>>6856663
why the fuck do you have so many frisbees?

>> No.6856722

>>6856717
not him, but those are for a sport called disc golf. it's fun as fuck.

>> No.6856736

>>6856722
>organised fun
REEEEEE

>> No.6856743

>>6856427
I do not miss Oklahoma. Your drink of choice and chosen media reminds me of my buddy Chris. You're not Chris are you?

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>>6856717
disc golf m80, we find lost discs and so i have a collection

>> No.6856766

>>6856743
Not Chris but I support his life choices.

>>6856751
>>6856736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIF17DNVGJc

This is what I do for fun

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>>6856766
Whatever floats your boat bro, I'm more into cycling, disc golf is just something to do while smoking weed and drinking.

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>>6856628
To make my life easier I had to go pet free. Unfortunately the reality here is that you get priced out and 'remodeled out' after a few years so you bounce back and forth. And when you do move many places have stringent no pets policies.

This particular building offers nice rent but underlined on the lease is NO PETS OF ANY KIND. Not even a god damned goldfish.

>> No.6856804

>>6856766
Every time you post something about yourself I feel a little more sorry for you. Buck up buddy, it'll get better one day.

>> No.6856822

>>6856706
I go out when it's not 90+ and the humidity isn't retarded. Thanks.

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>>6856804
I'm quite happy with my life!

>> No.6856848

>>6856846
You look content

>> No.6856857

>>6856846

Jeez dude, are you like 40? How did you wind up on a Bolivian mural imageboard?

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>>6856846
fuck the haters, bald bearded bros unite!

>> No.6856875

>>6856857
He looks around 30. And who cares?

>> No.6856877

>>6856786
What's the longest trek you've done on a bike?

>> No.6856887

How many beers deep are you OP?

>> No.6856888

>>6856846
You post nude pictures of yourself on one of the boards right?

>> No.6856889

>>6856846
Rock on, that makes me feel better.

>> No.6856905

>>6856887
7 I used to post on /soc/ all the time a couple of years ago. rarely had a shirt on but also rarely had my dick out.

>>6856887
7, I'm almost starting to feel a buzz. After about 10-12 they will start going down faster.

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>>6856877
I did a 141 miles in a day from houston to galveston and back, and I did a mini tour from houston to austin and back that took less than a week. Not too crazy but but I was a fatty kid so it's progress.

>> No.6856910

>>6856905
I believe in you.

>> No.6856919

>>6856864
I thought you were drinking high life? Also what are you going to eat today?

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>>6856628
/ck/-Cats and Kittens.

>> No.6856929

>>6856907
Pretty impressive imo, keep up the good work! Houston to Austin is a pretty big piece of Texas. One of my buddies from high school had a Zen meltdown and decided to ride his bike from LA to Toronto. Basically rode away from a career as a pro skater. He came back into Oklahoma City over a year and half later riding a BMS bike with a homemade bow and arrow and a shirt he made out the hide of a deer he shot

>>6856919
I'm not him, check the name

I at a poached flounder fillet with two poached eggs for breakfast, a green salad with turkey for lunch, and if I get hungry later I'll make a big roast beef sandwich with horseradish and leftover masted taters
What did you eat on the road?

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>>6856919
im not OP, Im drinking PBR and grilling a steak later

I was relating to my bald brethren.

>> No.6856933

>>6856929
>What did you eat on the road?
meant for >>6856907

>> No.6856934

>>6856930
>eating undercooked eggs
Enjoy your salmonella.

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>>6856933
Mostly carry non perishables on me like trail mix and granola bars, then I stop and eat at random local places along the way....which pretty much means chicken fried steaks around these parts lol

pic was from one of my mini tours

>>6856934
I live on the wild side #yolo

>> No.6856946

>>6856930
That looks so good. Is that mayonnaise and pate with the bread?

>> No.6856947

>>6856240
I felt rum and coke today, kinda wish I had gotten beer instead tho

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>>6856946
butter and pate, tbh the steak should have been seasoned better, they make some of the best pork and egg bahn mi tho

>> No.6856961

>>6856951
That pate is some real good shit. A lot of my friends are put off by it but I'll eat it until I hate myself.

>>6856951
My favorite bahn mi place closed. I get them at the Vietnamese supermarket now, they're almost as good but lady at the sandwich counter is a bitch and they cost $2.50 which shouldn't seem expensive but the old place was only $2.00

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>>6856961
Im still new to pate but its decent and I eat it, I pay about $4.50 for the sandwich pictured, its about a foot long tho and the "omelette" is extra, I aint complaining though, I'll eat 2 at a time sometimes cuz permabulkin


pic is battered deep fried caramel apple experiment, I call it a success

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>>6856970
That looks criminally delicious

Here's some schitzel from a local joint

>> No.6856995

>>6856988
Looks more like baby schitzel

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>>6856988
And some dessert I don't even know the name of

It was the bomb though

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6857005

Really not that difficult. Get some music going and go plop a chair down outside. Have a bathroom or pisshole near by.

>I used to do that once a week on top of whatever other drinking I did daily
>tfw pls make it stop
>tfw so embarrassed
>tfw said/did something idiotic

>> No.6857018

>>6856995
>>6856995
Good eye, I order the half portion because I like to be able to finish everything and I usually drink at least 3 pints of beer when I go there

>>6857005
>pisshole
tfw when live in the middle of town amd cannot urinate outdoors

I also feel your pain on the other issues. I had gotten into the habit of drinking a LOT of hard liquor and had to stop drinking entirely for a while to get my shit together. Now I only drink heavily once a week or so and usually stay at home when I do it.

>> No.6857364

>>6857018
How many down now bro?

>> No.6857385

>>6856822
It's cool in the woods m8.

>> No.6857388

>>685736
Almost 13. I started to get a little tired but I ate a sandwich and some chocolate and I've definitely got my second wind

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>>6856231
0/10 thread opie if i wanted to watch someone else get drunk today i'd hang out with my dad...

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>>6856497
Oklahoma's liquor laws are trash. Can't tell you how many times I've been cheated out of a good drink by all these silly rules.

>> No.6857426

>>6857416
If I wanted listen to someone bitch I'd hang out with your mom

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>>6857422
I just went to Oklahoma for the first time and bought a 12 pack of Blue Moon for the festival I was going to. You can't imagine my disappointment when I saw this.

>> No.6857464

>>6857447
Blue Moon is one of the few macros available in full strength in OK, you just have to go to the liquor store to get the uncut version.

We should put this information up on the Welcome To Oklahoma signs on the interstates

>> No.6857471

>>6857464
Ah shit, I didn't know that until it was too late and I was already camping out in the backwoods of Tulsa. At the time my only options were Walmart and Walmart anyway.

>> No.6857476

10 coors light checking in

>> No.6857481

>>6856944
that's a tasty looking plate

>> No.6857482

>>6857471
How was the festival?

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>>6857482
I actually had a great time. People were surprised when they saw my licence plate and found out I drove all the way from California.
I was technically a vendor but my partner (who likes working more than having fun) let me go off on my own to enjoy the festival whenever foot traffic in our area was low.
I would probably like Oklahoma a lot if it weren't for the massive driving distances between every single location.

>> No.6857505

>>6856263
>>6856284
Root beer plus Jaeger is delicious but dangerous. They blend so well you can get fucked up pretty fast.

>> No.6857507

I'm just sticking to rye for now.

>> No.6857510

>>6857447
yeah, i was in utah about a month ago and blissfully unaware of any of this nonsense. beer tasted horrible and didnt seem to be working, then i look at the label and what do i see but 3.2.

>> No.6857521

>>6857510
I ended up just drinking my friend's bourbon to get drunk instead, and came home with most of my 12-pack still full.
I took some to a labor day BBQ and I'm drinking it right now, I'm like four beers deep and I still can't feel anything. If it's "3.2% Maximum" I really have no idea what the actual ABV is, just the highest it could potentially be.
I hear that drinking in Utah is even more tedious and punitive than it is in Oklahoma.

>> No.6857530

>>6857521
Some of my friends who brew has tested most 3.2 beer sold here and it's right at the max allowed by law. I think they'd have a hard time selling the shit if it was any weaker.

>> No.6857531

>>6857498
Are you the guy who posted about driving through OKC and Tulsa a few days ago?
Also, I almost went to that festival. It looked like it'd be a lot of fun.

>> No.6857581

>>6857385
Yeah I know. So do all the mosquitos. Literally the worst time for hiking

>> No.6857608

>>6857531
Yeah, that was my thread. You should go next year, I'm thinking of going again, but flying this time instead of driving. I had never been out of CA before (not counting trips to Europe) so I wanted to take my time and see the Southwest on my way to Oklahoma. The venue is great. I liked how the people there were like weird country boy/hippy hybrids, it was actually pretty easy to make new friends there.
I usually go to another event around the same time in California called Wasteland Weekend but I decided to do something a little different this year.

>> No.6857744

>>6856231
Who else drun/ck/ here? I just discovered some liqour that some people left behind from a party I hosted way back in June. I'm determined to finish them all, there's half a bottle of Cachasa, 1/4 bottle of good Gin, and a bottle of Vermouth.

>> No.6857756

>>6856231
ive seen your posts before. long time lurker, first time fan

>> No.6857772

OP has officially finished 15 beers!

>>6857608
I think I'll go to that festival next year, sounds pretty rad

>>6857744
It's martini time!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c8090hevdI

>> No.6857794

>>6856577
>>6856577
Crack and cheap beer/malt liquor is a spectacular combo, though. Got my first DUI that way because I always get halfway drunk and then decide to go get more crack.

>> No.6857804

>>6857772
Are you from Oklahoma? Honestly I really liked it at Backwoods, if you add me on some form of social media I would be down to chill with you in Backwoods, maybe you can come to CA for Wasteland too.
I would probably never live in Oklahoma but it's a great place to visit for a week or so out of the year.

>> No.6857839

>>6857744
I just finished a bottle of soave but that's amateur hour compared to you guys

Debating whether to start on the beer or not. I kind of need to get up early tomorrow though.

>> No.6857906
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>>6857839
Keep drinking nerd. The night is young, you can get way more wasted than you are.

>> No.6857917

>>6856309
>fuck
are you Fatty McAutism?

>> No.6857923

OP is on beer #17. My buddy might be coming over with some whiskey and two fat chicks.

>>6857804
Yeah, I live in Oklahoma City. I'm not nearly drunk enough to post my facebook or twitter but you can have my skype if you want.

>>6857794
protip: take a taxi when you're drunk and want to buy more drugs

>> No.6857942
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hell yeah OP, wish i had a fat girl coming by. Decided to take a break from PBR and drink some jack, bout to step my drunk game up

pick is battered deep fried whitecastle burger, another success

>> No.6857945

>>6857942
Oh man, that's just wrong

>> No.6857952

>>6857426
can't argue with that! but still, about this thread

>> No.6857964

I went throught this thing a couple of years ago where I was hooking up with fat girls off okcupid and getting them to do threesomes with my gf and I.

Our roommate at the time joked that he was going to have install a cinderblock skirt under my bedframe

I'm on beer #18 now and blasting punk rock to piss off my loud ass neighbors

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYeFC7Jj-bM

>> No.6857970

>>6856231
yay, I love The Dresden Files. i just dl a whole bunch for myself.

>> No.6857972

>>6857923
I'm drunk too anon. Give me your Skype son. Also, have you been to Whiskey Cake? That place is dank as fuck. It's on NW Expressway and North Penn Avenue, I'm really glad I found it.

>> No.6857974

Not drinking at all.
I've reached that fine line where the detriments outweigh the benefits, so.....yeah, I'm a sober fucker now.
But, I'm grilling some bockwurst and weisswurst, and made some jalapeno mustard to go with, and am toasting buns, and warming some caraway sauerkraut, and frying some potatoes, so at least my labor day dinner will be enjoyable.

>> No.6857976

>>6857964
Shhhh, don't let the normies find out about OKcupid, thats my fatty goldmine lol

every now and then you meet a cutie with daddie issues, my specialty

>> No.6857988

My buddy just sent me pics of the girls he's with. They are each easily 300+ lbs, that's out of my weight class. I told him to take them somewhere else.

>>6857972
Whiskey Cake is fucking slammin, I know a bunch of people who work there and even got my little sister a job waiting tables but they wanted her to learn a lot about the food and stuff and she wasn't having that so she quit the second day of training and made me look like a jerk

>>6857970
The last time checked the complete set minus the most recent one was on tpb and well seeded

>>6857974
Come feed all us drunks. Weisswurst is incredible.

>> No.6857993

>>6857906
ok I opened a centennial IPA just for you, chad

>> No.6857997

>>6857972
and my skype is Thee-Cuddle-Beast

>> No.6858017

>>6856580
OMG THAT KITTY IS SO CUTE pls post more

>> No.6858019

My neighbors are still grilling downstairs. I'm about to go ask them for a hot link.

Should I put a shirt on?

>> No.6858023

>>6858019
Flash dem titays, they'll give you more shit

>> No.6858028

>>6858019
no dont. you look sexy

>> No.6858045

>>6858028
I went down there and they were looking at me kinda crazy at first but I introduced myself and respectfully asked them to cut the noise off by midnight and they were cool with that.

They gave me a plate with a hot link, a bbq chicken leg, tater salad, cole slaw and white bread. I'm saving it for breakfast. I've still go to keep room in my belly for a lot more beer.

They explained they par-boil the chickn in bbq sauce then throw it on the grill to crisp up which is honestly pretty smart. I'll post pics when my phone charges up.

>> No.6858067

>>6856550
Random cultural fact you will never use: here in the north of Mexico we refer to 32 oz cans as "candle jars" or "veladoras" in spanish.

>> No.6858080

>>6858045
that sounds pretty good. did you really go down there with no shirt on?

>> No.6858081

>>6858067
I like learning stuff like that, we call 24oz cans "tall boys" here

>> No.6858087

>>6858081
tallies in most of australia.

>> No.6858104

>>6858080
Yeah, it's really no big deal in my neighborhood

plus the combination of shaved head and tattoos hanging out makes me look like less of a mark, at least that's my theory

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>>6856231
>High Life

my brethren of Sub-Saharan-African lineage

>> No.6858115

>>6856639
I don't consider myself a heavy alcoholic, but I can go through a 15 pack of beer in a week. I have no problem with stopping when I need to though. Would I still be considered an alcoholic?

>> No.6858120

>>6858115
You are not an alcoholic but if it's something you're worried about make sure to watch yourself

>> No.6858128

>>6857988
LMAO your sister sounds ungrateful as fuck. Whiskey Cake is a legit as fuck place.

>> No.6858142

>>6858128
Yeah, I just about ripped her head off when she quit. She could have learned a LOT there. She had been working as a hostess at fucking Hooters when I got her that gig.

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you have a cat dont you? i think i asked for a pic of him in front of your candles. its a cute cat

>> No.6858168

>>6858164
>>6858142

>> No.6858175

>>6858168
here he is

>>6856623
>>6856634

>> No.6858179

>>6856263
Grapefruit soda is incredibly good mix with gin as well, I've found.

>> No.6858192

>>6858175
aww he looks so chill. whats his name?

>> No.6858193

>>6858179
grapefruit soda and tequila is masterrace

>> No.6858204
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>>6858192
His name is Grendel

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>>6858017

>> No.6858215

>>6858211
I love when their fangs poke out like that

>> No.6858222

>>6858204
this picture makes me so happy

>> No.6858231

>>6858222
>this picture makes me so happy
I'm glad because Grendel sure hated it

I adopted his thug ass off the streets and he still thinks he's in charge of shit sometimes

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>this thread

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>>6858262
kittys and alcohol. 2 of my most favorite things

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22 beers string. Strarted drinking 4 hours ago

>> No.6858577

Only six left before I finish this 30 rack.

Btw, I got up at 5:30 yesterday morning... I've had to fight to keep my promise to you /ck/

I've got 5 extra beers in the freezer that weren't part of this 30 pack and I might be able to get them down to if you lovely anons cheer me on.

>> No.6858662

>>6858577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I33u_EHLI3w

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>>6858577
don't you have work tomorrow?

>> No.6858681

>>6858577
Nah, just finish the 30 and have a nice sleep. Save the 5 for tomorrow.

>> No.6858866

I did it! I drank 30 weak ass beers, now I'm going to smoke a joint and go to bed. I'll post pics of the pyramid of empty cans tomorrow.

>> No.6859471

>>6858866
You did it anon, I'm proud.

>> No.6859808

>>6859471
I'll be home at around 6 or 7 tonight and I'll post pics of the aftermath

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Behold!

>> No.6860723

>>6860692
Good job anon. Miller Highlife is my go to macro when I don't feel like drinking craft beer.

>> No.6860745

>>6860723
My poops and farts have been buck wild today and sweat smelled like undiluted beer

And yes, Miller Highlife is a rock solid American light lager. The only other macro that is even close is Coors original

>> No.6860812

>>6857964
>blasts punk rock while getting drunk alone to bang chicks later

You and I would get along just swell

>> No.6860818

>>6860692
Proud of you, bro

>> No.6860824

>>6860745
how are you feeling today? hows grendel?

>> No.6860827

>>6860692
it took you all this time to drink those?

>> No.6860839

>>6860827
SHOW ME PICS OF POPPIES. I MUST KNOW

>> No.6860847

>>6860812
mah nigga


>>6860824
We're both doing just fine. A lovely thunderstorm just rolled in

>>6860827
I finished drinking them at about 4 in the morning

>> No.6860964

salute niggaroni

push that shit down here towards texas. need thunder.

love the poppies, musics getting flat. its happening

hangin

>> No.6861226

>>6857942
UNDERRATTED BOAST

>holy shit that looks good

>> No.6861248

I'm starting to realize that this may not be the best place to lurk if I wanna cut down on my alcohol consumption a bit. But at the same time it's nice knowing there are a bunch of other people here that will get drunk alone on a weekday as well.

>> No.6861252

>>6858045
>par-boil the chickn in bbq sauce then throw it on the grill to crisp up

Midwestern black folk detected.

this is a solid technique but you use at least a whole bottle of bbq sauce each time so you quickly learn to make your own for big cook outs. Also superb for grilling at the beach and whatnot, chicken takes forever on the grill unless you do this

>> No.6861307

>>6856231
holy fuck I have that same style mug

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>>6856864

>> No.6861442

>>6856846
gross

>> No.6861446

>>6861430
awwwwwww cute birdy. what his name?

>> No.6861462

>>6861446
buddy

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>>6861462
got anymore pics of buddy?

>> No.6861531

>>6861430
dude are you mexican or something? I always assume you were white.

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>>6861528

>> No.6861559

>>6861531
white

>> No.6861564

>>6861559
>¡méxico es güaite cabrón!

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>>6861544
pretty chill birdy.

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>>6861565
he likes to chill on my back when I lean forward

>> No.6861577

>>6861559
>>6861430
Definitely some kind of ethnic
Your dad probably ain't your real dad despite whatever you were told as a child

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>>6861574
awww he looks sleepy

>> No.6861599

>>6861577
I'm white with a shaved head

my hair used to be blonde till my teens

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Nice thread nigga, as always. Way to go on that 30 rack. Enjoyed the cat pics as well. Here's my cat.

Did you get a picture of your neighbor's bbq? Sounded pretty good

>> No.6861605

>>6861574
He looks so fuckin comfy

>> No.6862176

>>6861252
What about using 50/50 BBQ and chicken stock, while bulking it with brown sugar and spices. Damn. I'm going to try this.