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/ck/ - Food & Cooking


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6848708 No.6848708[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Yes I'm a female
Yes I cook
Yes I just made this
No I won't cook for you

>> No.6848711

the fuck is this shit anyway

make me a sandwich or something tbh

>> No.6848712

>>6848708
Congratulations, toots. Go blog somewhere else.

>> No.6848713

>>6848708
>No I won't cook for you

Thank christ for that.

>> No.6848714

looks good op I like salmon and the salad and corn look good

>> No.6848716

>>6848708
3/10 b8

no female would be proud of needing to eat that much food in one sitting

>> No.6848718

>>6848708
>No I won't cook for you
Dodged a bullet there

>> No.6848721

And here the butthurt men arrive

can't handle that I can cook better than you?

go post some mcdonalds burgers

>> No.6848722

>>6848708
>improperly hard-boiled eggs
>prepackaged lettuce, looks like iceberg
>shitty olives
>most likely pre-shredded carrots
>canned corn

>> No.6848724
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>>6848721
>mfw i'm a pro cook
>mfw i see your shit

>> No.6848731

>responding to troll threads
ignore and report faggots

>> No.6848735

>>6848722
>if it's preshredded or canned it's bad

>> No.6848736

>>6848721
>Learned a skill essential for living

Yeah, you're in top 2% of grills, would pay you 7/10 of a wage for your skills.

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6848766

>>6848708
>that's right I'm a girl cook, silly boys don't hit on me
pls get out

>> No.6848767

literally why

>> No.6848777

No you're not female
Yes you cook
Maybe you just made that
I don't care if you cook for me

>> No.6848780

>>6848708
#wifeymaterial

>> No.6848783

>>6848731
>>6848731
>>6848731
>>6848731
>>6848731
>>6848731

>> No.6848789

>>6848708
Don't sweat the hostility from most of these twats. They've likely never had a girlfriend and are jealous that they're in their mother's basement on a Friday night.

>> No.6848791

>>6848708
Hi! A few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I replied because you're a female who can cook, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm OPIATE9fy. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything I'll be the one to do dishes afterwards =D.

>> No.6848794

>>6848789
<3

>> No.6848798

>>6848708
I don't care who made this, it looks delicious and nutrient dense as fuck

>> No.6848804

>>6848798
raw lettuce is turbo amateur though
greens should be cooked for maximum nutrient extraction

>> No.6848805

>>6848708
Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I replied to your thread because you're a female, 'tis an awesome thing to see on /ck/!
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen so that we don't have to deal with your shitty cooking =]

>> No.6848808

>>6848791
Oh great this drug addict faggot again...

>> No.6848810

>>6848789
>>6848791
>>6848714
whiteknight fags

>> No.6848815

>>6848783
>>6848783
>>6848783
>>6848783
>>6848783
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>>6848708
> haphazardly mixing random stuff together
> look at me, I'm a chef!

Do they even have home economics class for chicks anymore, or is that too misogynistic?

Enjoy being unmarried.

>> No.6848834

>>6848815
>>6848815
>>6848815
>>6848815
>>6848815
>>6848815

>> No.6848836

>>6848810
Yes,
>>6848789
>>6848714
These are white knight fags

But really
>>6848791
>being this new

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6848853

wtf is this? some kind of tuna steak, egg, lettuce, olive, corn, carrot, canned pear, feta cheese medley? really though wtf am i looking at.

>> No.6848863

k thx

>> No.6848866

>>6848834
>>6848834
>>6848834
>>6848834
>>6848834
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>> No.6848868

I'd eat it. Looks like shit though.

>> No.6848871

>>6848708
>olives with carrots and corn
>that overcooked salmon
>that gross mess of a salad
>that fucking salad
im not only cringing, im getting angry, fuck you

>> No.6848874

>>6848853
A fucking horrendous salad, that's what.

>> No.6848892

Why so much food? You fat bitch, let me think...youre from murica?
I cook better than you fat pig

>> No.6848895

>>6848708
This is some wifey material tier shit.

>> No.6848903

>>6848866
>>6848866
>>6848866
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>>6848866
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>> No.6848921

>>6848871
I'm a female and I'm fucking triggered. This is almost aunt Myrna tier. OP what the fuck.

>> No.6848928

>>6848853
looks like yellow pepper

>> No.6848936

>>6848708
>Yes I just made this
I hope that wasn't written with any tinge of pride.

>> No.6848954

why so much hate it looks like a good meal

>> No.6848961

>how to trigger a bunch of kissless virgins
>a thread by OP

>> No.6848963

>>6848708
Are you fat?

>> No.6848967

>>6848961
Hi OP.

>> No.6848970

>>6848967
Hi OP

>> No.6848981

What the fuck is with all the bait tonight? Is it spilling over from /v/?

>> No.6848985

>>6848981
Tonight?

This shit happens pretty much every night.