/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6841364
>things that never happened

Please continue. I could use a good laugh.

I know it sucks brah, but you gotta understand that you're not gonna spend anywhere near as much as a bigger party so we have to keep that in mind when we seat people. If it's a slow day it's not an issue, but if its busy then it's just not possible.

If it's any consolation, I prefer single customers as you're much simpler to serve

>>6841378

It happens every time I go to a table service restaurant alone. I can feel the hostess mocking me in her head as she leads me to the bar even though I hate sitting at the bar

>>6841390
>I can feel the hostess mocking me

It's called being self conscious.

i try never to go out alone. i don't want to sit there by myself while groups of people laugh and have fun around me.
if im eating alone i'll just cook for myself.

"I'd prefer a table, please."

Never had an issue going out to eat alone. Just ask for a table instead of a seat at the bar. The only time I don't ask for a table is when the place is packed and there's a wait for a table.

>>6841364
Bring me serving wenches, meat, and ale!

>>6841364
Just say that you have a friend coming a bit later, then pretend they can't make it after you've already gotten a drink.

Or say seating for two, and then ask the hostess if she'd like to join you as you are being seated. She'll be too horrified that an autismo sperglord said that to her to try and move you.

>>6841921
A man of my own heart.

>>6841364
Don't be such an autist and you may be able to build relationships that allow you to not eat alone

>>6841364
>Place is busy but get seated at 4 man table
>Enjoying my meal alone
>Slow eater
>Waiter fucking brings me the check before I'm done [rude]
>Order a coffee while reading the news on my tablet
>He has to redo the check
>Rush hour is over but can feel the waiters annoyance clear as day
If they don't like it, they should have signs saying 2 or more people required or put a time limit.

>2015
>not ordering to go so that you can eat at home on your comfy couch watching tv

>>6841985
Right because that'll go over well with loner customers

They have tables for multiple people that they need to have reserved

>>6841390
She wouldn't be mocking you if you weren't self conscious when you said you were alone. Have some confidence in your voice man, fake it til you make it.

>>6841998
That's how I felt by the waiters attitude towards loners.

If I'm tipping 15%, it better be worth it. Although that day I tipped 12% bc it didnt feel good.

>>6841986
>2015
>watching tv

The only time I've ever gotten bar cucked was at this small reservation only BBQ hut I stumbled upon. I was alone, but the bartender looked like a randomized fallout 3 character and she was pretty friendly...

>>6842004
And we have tables reserved for treacherous fucks like you whose heads should be lobbed off!

>>6842008
As if you know anything. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! ! ! ! ! !

>>6842041
20% is the going rate bud. You just gave them another reason to hate your autistic ass.

>>6841364
You are a bigger pussy than the one that birthed the Jolly Green Giant.

>>6841364
What's wrong with sitting at the bar? it's literally designed for lone eaters. I always sit at the bar even if I have a party of two unless it's some kind of special date or something.

>>6841364
You dumb anon, go there and say table for one please. Stop giving a fuck what people think.

>>6842693
OP and his comic books and action figures need a booth, where he can hide from the world. Because people make him uncomfortable, you see.

>>6842689
Butthurt line cook, pls go

You could never tip anywhere ever if you left even a week between visits. And that assumes you want to enter anonymously again, you could go every day and autistically check your meal.

I dont understand? You are a man who can afford to dine out. You dont feel like company. So you dine alone. What's so hard about this?

SHUTUP YOU FUCKING WHORE GET ME YOUR FINEST TABLE AND A STEIN OF YOUR FINEST ALE. GET ME YOUR WEIGHTIEST STEAK AND COOK THE EVERLOVING FUCK OUT OF IT. THEN POUR BLOOD FROM A RAW STEAK ON TOP OF IT. THEN GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SIGHT AND STOP RUINING MY ATMOSPHERE OR YOU WONT GET YOUR TIP. BITCH.

>>6842686
I have a table where I'm going to kick your fucking ass

Don't you EVER talk to me like that again, pussyboy

>>6842682
>looked like a randomized fallout 3 character
I need to start using this

only time this happened was when my gf was at work and i wanted to try a new sushi place and I didn't give two fucks? I got to watch cool chefs in action and get my beer refilled often and chat with ppl next to me. Ease up man.

>>6841985
don't tip if they act like that