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Why aren't you eating an Ultimate Double Whopper right now /ck/?

>> No.6837450

because mcdonalds is better :^)

>> No.6837454

>>6837450
because I thought todays meme was smashburger

>> No.6837459

>>6837443
Because I'm not on welfare.

>> No.6837473

It is the middle of the night. The whopper store is closed.

>> No.6837493

because I don't want 80% of my rdi in one hit

>> No.6837497

Just had an extra long jalapeno double cheeseburger meal (small because I need to keep my figure) and some fiery chicken fries with ranch and honey mustard along with my peach Fanta. Pretty good but I forgot to ask for no catsup on the burger but there was a lot of onion so I forgave myself for forgetting
>tfw catsup isn't recognized by spellcheck

>> No.6837525
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>>6837497
>Small because I need to keep my figure.

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>>6837497
>small because I need to keep my figure

>> No.6837529

>>6837443
Because I don't eat viral marketing.

>> No.6837535

Because its falling apart by the time I get my third bite in

Seriously would be my favorite burger if it didn't slip and slide everywhere

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>>6837525
>>6837526

>> No.6837540

>>6837525
Ate those double nicotine patches in that flesh?

>> No.6837542

The only BK I know of went out of business. And if they WERE in business, I'd buy chicken fries instead.

>> No.6837550

>>6837540
Probably fentanyl patches. Fat people seem to have chronic pain for some reason.

>> No.6837673

There isn't a Burger King anywhere around here. The only one that was close-by closed down and turned into a Mexican fast food place that specializes in food poisoning.

>> No.6838198

>>6837443
Because it would be the last one.

>> No.6838216

>>6837525
Someone must be feeding her. There's no way she's able to leave the house.

>> No.6839102

>>6838216
Grocery stores deliver and there are meals on wheels programs plus people like her probably have an aid.